@DarkOnyx146 The man was going to pay the janitor to have sex with the gorilla and the funny part is the janitor is going to pay the man as if it's a pleasure to him, like prostitution
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
in a polac town the ss squadron pillaged and was about to murder all the people there and one young polish escaped and was pursuited by a member of the ss. when the ss was about to draw his gun to kill him he heard god's voice saying " dont kill that young man!" ss member-" why?" god-" because that man will one day become the pope!" ss member-" what about me..?" god- "you... you will be next!"
@shinruko100 the joke is that the zookeeper was going to pay him the $500 dollars, but the janitor assumed that he would be paying the zookeeper. its funny because this implies that he actually WANTS to have sex with the gorilla.
must read this. once u started there is no turnind back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdured in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed hin. if ou do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste if you want to be
On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter. if you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
@MrLildavid95 my god this happend like 600 years ago when cumpters first started some hackers sent a chain and if you dont send it will kill you but its over so stop freakin doin that
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
@KHooooi The black dude asked the REDNECK janitor if he would have sex with a gorilla for $500.
The janitor had 3 conditions, he didn't want to kiss the gorilla, he didn't want people to hear about it, and he wanted a little more time to come up with the $500.
Dont read this cause it actually works. u will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes and when your done, press F6 and your lover's name will apper on the screenin big letters. This s so scary cuz it actually works
@DARTHMPK what i was trying it out this is actually what i should say: THIS ACUALLY WORKS: IF YOU SAY WHO YOU HATE 3 TIMES THEN THEN WHO U LOVE 7 TIMES THEN PRESS F3 AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!! I TRYED IT TWICE AND IT WORKED BOTH TIMES!!!!
@ronaldallanrivera he said ''for 500 dollars'' that can mean that he will pay or she will pay and she thought that she has to pay so at the end she said I need a little more time to come up with a 500 dollars
@Routanne about nun word i wasnt sure how to spell it (im not from uk, us or any other country that speaks english). and how did i fucked up that joke?
the black guy was going to pay the redneck to sleep with the gorilla, the redneck was asking for more time to come up with the money to sleep with the gorilla, meaning the gorialla was the ho. lol
@DarkOnyx146 The man was going to pay the janitor to have sex with the gorilla and the funny part is the janitor is going to pay the man as if it's a pleasure to him, like prostitution
1997cram 5 hours ago
what was the third condition, i couldn,t understand
vicups1 2 months ago
@vicups1 The janitor thought he would have to pay $500 to have sex with the gorilla.
MegaBacktalk 1 month ago
???
CamBen24 2 months ago
i dont get it
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
thesexymanonearthhe 3 months ago
Haha thats the best one i've seen
XxethanxX7 3 months ago
thats halarious!!!!
sungod1019 3 months ago
im 4 fking years old :)
KuriWannaBeDJ 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@KuriWannaBeDJ If you're four: Get off of YouTube., don't swear, and you especially shouldn't be here on this video.
maxwellsgianthammer 2 weeks ago
Aspfangirlwashere I'm 11 years old too
lucasissuper 3 months ago
@lucasissuper oh cool this is my backup account for aphfangirlwashere
freshtilldeathrocks 1 month ago
in a polac town the ss squadron pillaged and was about to murder all the people there and one young polish escaped and was pursuited by a member of the ss. when the ss was about to draw his gun to kill him he heard god's voice saying " dont kill that young man!" ss member-" why?" god-" because that man will one day become the pope!" ss member-" what about me..?" god- "you... you will be next!"
dinotiger9 4 months ago
LOL!! He's desperate ;)
JanelleUsed 4 months ago
i read this joke b4 and saw this video lots of times its still funny :D
shannongirl1221 4 months ago
Wow.! Yuh dum .! Lol.! Duh red necks
CookieeBearr03 4 months ago
OMG I have been watching these dirty jokes for AGES!!! o.O LOL
griffonpop 4 months ago
haaha
mootubeyo 4 months ago
i hardly understand him but not caz of my english but his voice or accent or whatever
voortse 5 months ago
im too stupid i dont get it
shinruko100 5 months ago
@shinruko100 the joke is that the zookeeper was going to pay him the $500 dollars, but the janitor assumed that he would be paying the zookeeper. its funny because this implies that he actually WANTS to have sex with the gorilla.
poohinpooh 5 months ago
@poohinpooh o lol i finally get it thanks
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OKAY GUYS, I HAVE A EXTREMELY RACIST JOKE!!
Three men were stuck on a boat that was sinking, the italian said "We have to many of these in our country." and threw a pizza off the boat.
The mexican said "We have to many of these in our country" and threw a burrito off the boat.
The american said "We have to many of these in our country" and threw the mexican off the boat.
WrestlerMan235 5 months ago
SSoHPKC
RunAwayAxE 5 months ago 3
@RunAwayAxE i guess nobody understands huh? LOL... EAT DAT WATERMELON!
jake12321222 5 months ago
hahhaha
devilmaycry12341 5 months ago
Pfffft!
Riond551 5 months ago
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i didn't get it :p
heartkiller1212 5 months ago
heres my joke:
3 nuns were talking to each other one day.
(now the 3rd nun doesnt talk much bcuz she was new)
1st nun: youll never guess what fount in the priests draws!
2nd: what
1st:Condoms!
2nd: so what did you do?
1st: i poked holes in all of them!
the 3rd nun fainted
nintendogirl3000 6 months ago
omg. i cant hear what the janitor sais in the end...
thenewandrei4o94 6 months ago
@thenewandrei4o94 "I'll need a little time to come up with the $500."
UhmBrock 6 months ago
@UhmBrock i dont get it ... :(
thenewandrei4o94 6 months ago
@thenewandrei4o94 .. Wow. :P
The janitor thought that he was PAYING 500$ to have sex with the gorilla. :P
UhmBrock 6 months ago
@UhmBrock thats stupid.... OH I GET IT! LOL
thenewandrei4o94 6 months ago
hilarious
majornumbthumbs 6 months ago
I dont get it :/
ThePrinceRobin22 6 months ago
@ThePrinceRobin22 he though he had to pay 500$ to do the gorrila
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must read this. once u started there is no turnind back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdured in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed hin. if ou do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste if you want to be
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Twigglover13 7 months ago
i had to listen to it twice to get it!! the red neckk was gunnuh give him 500 to have sex with the gorilla
cyberricky14 7 months ago
at 15 that kid looks like eli
pjm13000 7 months ago
Funny! But messed up! ;D
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
MrLildavid95 7 months ago
@MrLildavid95 my god this happend like 600 years ago when cumpters first started some hackers sent a chain and if you dont send it will kill you but its over so stop freakin doin that
NJErecordings 4 months ago
i was expecting them to be in the gorilla cage or something and have the janitor say something witty. complete mis-read
superstandardman 7 months ago
haha this one was actually funny
madimakhi1 7 months ago
hey, do u use anime studio debut 7? or what do u use?? please answr
stewdemonkey 8 months ago
God, this is fucking sad. How the fuck do you not get this? I understand like one person, but there's a shit load of you. What the hell.
QuasiCMSxProductions 8 months ago
It means that he actually WANTS to have sex with the gorilla because he said that he needs more time to come up with 500 dollars XD
0wolfplayer0 8 months ago
@0wolfplayer0 thanks i'm drunk so needed your explain
fdhadi 8 months ago
WHAT?
U2Bviewer2012 8 months ago
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stealthbomber9888 8 months ago
i didnt get it T.T he was slurring in his speech
KHooooi 8 months ago
@KHooooi The black dude asked the REDNECK janitor if he would have sex with a gorilla for $500.
The janitor had 3 conditions, he didn't want to kiss the gorilla, he didn't want people to hear about it, and he wanted a little more time to come up with the $500.
diabirde 8 months ago
@adamknight88 if ur 9 u shouldn't be WATCHING this
caseyglunt 9 months ago 61
@caseyglunt If you spell like you're 9, you shouldn't be watching this either.
ShadowStrikker 4 months ago
@caseyglunt im 10 now :)
adamknight88 3 months ago
im 9 and I get this
adamknight88 9 months ago
@adamknight88 parenting at it's best :]
DayLaMike 8 months ago
Is it because rednecks are dumb. Im dumb for asking this question
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lipstick5599 9 months ago
@lipstick5599 FUCK YOU
DARTHMPK 9 months ago
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@DARTHMPK what i was trying it out this is actually what i should say: THIS ACUALLY WORKS: IF YOU SAY WHO YOU HATE 3 TIMES THEN THEN WHO U LOVE 7 TIMES THEN PRESS F3 AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!! I TRYED IT TWICE AND IT WORKED BOTH TIMES!!!!
lipstick5599 9 months ago
@lipstick5599 Oh, I read it two days ago... how come I'm still alive
Skwisgaar4256 9 months ago
@Skwisgaar4256 idk i tried it out and it didn't work so not my fault it didn't happen
lipstick5599 9 months ago
158 people does what vern does.
zMarathonnHD 9 months ago
I lol'd
Dou813 9 months ago
people who didn't get this joke might as well replace vern the janitor
ziftzift 9 months ago 160
@ziftzift i dont get it.... lol
theAwsomeAwsome667 7 months ago
@theAwsomeAwsome667 He thought of it wrong, he WANTED to have sex with the gorilla, so he was going to PAY $500 so he could have sex with it.
Compgenius999 7 months ago
@Compgenius999 i was only joking but thanks XD
theAwsomeAwsome667 7 months ago
@ziftzift
well, i didn't get it the first time i heard this because english is not my mother tongue and i didn't understand the last sentence
MrStrangeHumor 5 months ago
i dont get it -.-
ronaldallanrivera 9 months ago
@ronaldallanrivera the janitor wants to have sex with the gorilla.
zamordomin 9 months ago
@ronaldallanrivera
Vern thought that, to have sex with gorilla, he needs to pay 500$ to zoo keeper...
cause the zoo keeper asked him...will you would be willing to have sex with this gorilla FOR 500 $ ? lolxD
icyicylove 9 months ago
@ronaldallanrivera he said ''for 500 dollars'' that can mean that he will pay or she will pay and she thought that she has to pay so at the end she said I need a little more time to come up with a 500 dollars
KennyRemixReed 9 months ago
wow guy hasn't been laid in a while
paramorevampire1996 10 months ago
the janitor is a real red neack
megaman1808 10 months ago
his name's Vern :D
PhoenixTomislav 10 months ago
it's really hard to come up with $500 just to kick that gorilla's butt!
WidZRocK 10 months ago
the kid licking the lollypop is eli
papo352 11 months ago
had me rollin
bzest89 11 months ago
"potatoes"
68kenton 11 months ago
i donbt get it
x306xQuiksilver 1 year ago
@x306xQuiksilver that's because you are a faggot little kid
kyleisreallycool 1 year ago
@kyleisreallycool oh yah that must be why i was wondering wanna die?
x306xQuiksilver 1 year ago
@x306xQuiksilver ahhh thats nasty hahahaa
x306xQuiksilver 11 months ago
@x306xQuiksilver the joke was that the redneck thought the zookeeper was going to let him have sex with the gorrila for 500$ not be paid to do it.
FriendlyClam 11 months ago
0:21
lesbian gorilla xD
fierguy 1 year ago
@fierguy
GAY* gorilla -.-
jellemmv 1 year ago
@jellemmv "there were not any male gorillas"
pay attention to the video
fierguy 1 year ago
@fierguy thats just a fail. its a gay gorilla :l
jellemmv 1 year ago
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12eltri 1 year ago
lol
THEMJSHOWMARLONJ 1 year ago
lmao, this one was actually kinda good
tennispro49 1 year ago
i thought the third condition would be:
it better not be a monkey
drakoon476 1 year ago
Eli is one of the guys eating a lolipop
Iceeman234 1 year ago
y are pl always saying elis the main character when he is narrating?
TAFFIEBARB 1 year ago
@TAFFIEBARB eli always shows up as someone or something else during the clips
Flightkid9 1 year ago
@Flightkid9 oh kk..
TAFFIEBARB 1 year ago
elis is the black guy at 0:15
ryanduffy10 1 year ago 2
pfff.... xD
jimipage6662 1 year ago
i think i just pissed my pants,,,
MMFWCLxJUGGALO1 1 year ago
ELI IS THE GUY TELLING JOKES
lildog193 1 year ago
haha dat was funny
hottychan 1 year ago
i live in alabama dont make fun of it
TheJames3749 1 year ago
MAN !! I ALWAYS HAVE TO REPEAT AT LEAST TWICE TO GET THE POINT !!
chilleverest 1 year ago
ho moes
crazeykiller34 1 year ago
Queer eme....
IAmTheApa 1 year ago
that went over my head when I got it it still wasnt funny
rrichmondboy 1 year ago
Ahahaha!! too funny! [x
yummyaimee 1 year ago
Wöoooooooôooo that's funny
ghduvall 1 year ago
look at the author of the book
showbizpizzablog 1 year ago
@showbizpizzablog woooowww i juss noticed that now that yhu pointed that out lolz
1basketballgurl 1 year ago
lol good one
jeffhardyfan123able 1 year ago
Wats up wit all dez bulldogs On YouTube
barrysandershof 1 year ago
i dont get this one
hoodiesarah 1 year ago
LOL 0:15 black eli
rocknroll4eva100 1 year ago
listened last sentence 10 times, but cant get it - too mumble
can someone write it down?)
xjpfxei 1 year ago
@xjpfxei And the janitor says "Well, I'll need a little more time to come up with the $500."
hbkusa 1 year ago
on the book "Gorilla Handbook" the author is named Gore Rilla
beepbeepmooo 1 year ago
COOL LOL I SEEN ALL
N0T0V3R 1 year ago
If you're gonna pay to have sex with a gorilla you just might be a redneck
milesandemilyrock 1 year ago
@milesandemilyrock ahahahahahahaah xD
Garden250 1 year ago
3 nones go to heaven and st. peter at the gate says:
you may all pass but before you do that confess your sins
1st none:once i saw a naked man
st peter:ok wash your eyes and you may go.
2nd none: once i saw a naked man and had sex with him
3rd nonre: if that slut has to wash her pussy i aint washing my mouth
bulldogg1111 1 year ago
@bulldogg1111 I like how you spell NUN, but you fucked that joke up boy.
Routanne 1 year ago
@Routanne about nun word i wasnt sure how to spell it (im not from uk, us or any other country that speaks english). and how did i fucked up that joke?
bulldogg1111 1 year ago
LOL
XxTheTerrorOfDeathxX 1 year ago
not funny i seen funnier
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thats soo FUCKIN gay mate i cvant understand a FUCKING word u r sayin u BICH i hope u die VERY soon and painfully FUCK U!
domikins100 1 year ago
@domikins100 Well OK if YOU don't like THESE jokes THEN gtfo.
Hoohihaa 1 year ago
wow.. that was REALLY funny!
xsmail321 1 year ago
OMG So funny but so gross!!! >.<
Naruava 1 year ago
@Naruava yeah well it is gross already in the beginning unlike most disgusting jokes^^
Mistkerl6 1 year ago
hahhahaahhah thats discusting
jennalee17 1 year ago
LOL thats funny!!!
abakins11s 1 year ago
X-D
jdogdarkest 1 year ago
O_O
WaiLoungChan 1 year ago
that happened 2 me once
Bunker394 1 year ago
So far from 1 to further the best joke so far XD
HORRIOR 1 year ago
ha ha eli is the little kid beside the guy thats getting choked
caoily987 1 year ago
Ya Ibanezman007 u don't hav 2 be an ass
cyle9199 1 year ago
hey search stuntzforlife on youtube and watch Wake Up Scare Prank, thanks!!!!
stuntzforlife 1 year ago
LOL!
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chickenlover4ever 1 year ago
well he did say the janitor was a redneck
jervey123 1 year ago
nt at all
moca10x 1 year ago
lol this is my favorite one! only one time has the person i told it to got it immediatly, but its worth it!
pianoboss1 1 year ago
I get the joke but what did he said in the end. Can someone please tell me that. Thanks in the advance.
1loverever 1 year ago
@1loverever he said : I need a little more time to come up with 500$
beatfactor1 1 year ago
@beatfactor1 Thanks man.
1loverever 1 year ago
o.o
narutouzu78 1 year ago
I guess chrisomen112 is entitled to his opinion too.
jityr2 1 year ago
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This is the only good joke they've got. The rest of them suck.
jityr2 1 year ago
@jityr2 Suck dick
chrisomen112 1 year ago
@chrisomen112 you trying to tell us something about yourself?
cocoon1051 1 year ago
@cocoon1051 Nope.
chrisomen112 1 year ago
@jityr2 i acley douseint this one is not rilly thats funny and i am 15 and i dont think it's funny
PeaceColee1 1 year ago
Hahahahah redneck descrimination lol
ProtectorOn2 1 year ago 5
lol thisis funny
Tommokilledya 1 year ago
O.o WOW THATS GROTTY
Gstarspara9 1 year ago
omg thats messed up hahaaaa
left4party 1 year ago 17
I didn't get it at first
TheBest7534 1 year ago
haha funny
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bworthingtonhvac 1 year ago
0.16 eli is the kid in the yellow
7angelica123 1 year ago 3
Wao...awkward.
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The redneck thinks HE has to pay to have sex with the gorilla!
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Blackmetalstudios 1 year ago 90
@Blackmetalstudios Nice job captain obvious.
ibanezman007 1 year ago
@ibanezman007 not every1 got that
Blackmetalstudios 1 year ago
@Blackmetalstudios Never would've thought...
RomeoSOF2 1 year ago
@Blackmetalstudios no shit.
TheShowfer 1 year ago
@Blackmetalstudios its sad that you have to explain that to others XD
Artofbeauty 1 year ago 78
@Artofbeauty some people actually don't get it.
Blackmetalstudios 1 year ago
@Blackmetalstudios no shit
KentuckyFriedWalrus 1 year ago
@Blackmetalstudios No shit!!! Thanks for ruining the joke.
c4r50n1 1 year ago
@Blackmetalstudios Captain Obvious strikes again.
Hoohihaa 1 year ago
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i dnt get it :SSS
connormc98 1 year ago
the black guy was going to pay the redneck to sleep with the gorilla, the redneck was asking for more time to come up with the money to sleep with the gorilla, meaning the gorialla was the ho. lol
eRaness 1 year ago 121