Castlevania 64 Game Review

[juniorjenova]

Jose, an advice to you - find a girl, make sex with her and stop talking about things that you obviously don't undrestand.and please, don't reply to my comment, "movie maker"

[juniorjenova]

100% hater's speach!!!!!!

[MrMacGrungy]

Its like as if Tommy Wiseau made a video game review :D LOL

[NTtheLion]

LMAO! I love your accent! I'm rolling over here, bro.

[MrMFox14]

THOSE ARE PORKCHOPS HE EATS YOU SICK FUCK

[maniamaster2]

I'm sorry, but I can't imagine how anyone actually liked this review. First off, he must not have ever played any Castlevania game if he thinks that Platforming is bad. Next, what kind of idiot complains about unoriginality, and then complains because Dracula doesn't look like he does in everything else?!

[zukodude487987]

I don't know whats so bad about it. I really liked this game for what it was. I didn't really care if dracula looked like a dragon/scorpion, cuz he still looked awesome.

Also why are you complaining about having machines and vehicles in the game like its not realistic or something, but magic isnt realistic either.

Best theory is that the machines run on magic.

The nostalgic value is also very good and the music, god i loved the music during the boss fights. I find this game to kick ass :D

[PENGUIN0yCHANG0]

lol ur really funny man u should make more reviews

[Cobrasaturn360]

The Worst Castlevania Game EVER!!! Worse then Simons Quest! I still have nightmares about this shit. A terrible N64 Game definately one of the worst and I still cant beleave I paid £49.99 for this SHITE!

[Xirus5]

@Cobrasaturn360 nah simons quest is way worse.. and tbh if you look away from the graphics and the really annoying camera shit its a pretty nice game.. the garden maze where the crazy chainsaw guy runs at you was pretty cool.. the extra boss (the one you get if you buy too much food etc) was a really nice feature too.. ofc it cant be compared to super Castlevania 4 but which castlevania game can lol

[fabioveknes20]

worst review ever!!!!!

[SuperEvilduck]

btw you should STFU because all the things you say are stolen. castlevania was long before starcraft, tomb raider. death fantigo and prins of persia ( well at least the 3d one)you prick. GTFO and your complaining draculas final from doesnt look like dracula just STFU. btw i dint see any AK47 in the game did any of u did? and that part with cornel and Ada repopulating the vilage was just wrong. its a platfroming game so of course you have to do this

[SuperEvilduck]

2:07 thats not a computer -___- are you reviewing a game by just looking at some screenshots of google from the game and btw the grim reaper is not from any game he,s the angel of death. btw that part with actrice i think she speak more english than you do. and the things like the castle bridge is in every game and malus is not from sailor moon stop letting everything remind you of everything

[HardAsARock222]

this review was funny....i love the accent (is that how you spell it?)...and i love the N64 Castlevania games.

[Libline]

5:00 that looks so Painful!!!

[mrwario1]

It would be funny if you spoke english

[lookatmedriving]

AVGN is a prick.

[19Szabolcs91]

The review sucked, half of the things you said were untrue or just plain stupid.

[iYell2u]

I actually liked Castlevania 64....

omg! No! Don't kill me, game police! NO!!!

[marioandsonicX]

Your attempts to humor me makes me laugh.

[Ryushiforthewin]

I don't get it, are you trying to be funny? Just do the damn rewiev asshole, god damn i want to punch you. I really do.

[livematthewtv]

english please

[RandomTable]

Gay.

[soradude1]

oi...

[MyNameIsBret]

Castlevania is a platform game, the "crazy jumping" is totally appropriate.

[vivaladanisawsomes]

haha

[Kevynne16]

Woah!! LOLOL funny review, found it by accident

*Subscribed*

[Davlavi]

Love your review it is awsome. I still think the premuse was good so if they remake it with the same graphics and have good cut seens like Lament of inocense then it would be good. Thanks for the review it always makes me laugh.

[TheGuyNamedHenryG]

Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night > All other Castlevania games.

[flumbaisk]

idd

[KWolf93Gauru]

Oh god. 5 stars as always.And at 4:40 I thought motorcycle from indy 3 and thats what you said next...awesome.

[bxfguif]

oh thats frankenstein's monster not letherface

[flumbaisk]

well... why a chainsaw?

[bxfguif]

I really like this game too this and the other n64 castlevainia are the only castlevania games i will ever play

[onow1994]

wooow cool lol

[LyeLye]

I like the way they make dracula looks,with the white hair and stuff. Gives us girls something to oggle while we play.Speaking of castle vania did you you play the one where you play Dracula's son and you have to fight your way threw the castle, and when you beat it the castle flips upside down and then you have to fight threw it upside down? All while collecting cool forms like, mist or a bat to turn into or a wolf. I loved that game, Alucard was awesome, yes i know his son is dracula backward.

[deathcrunch]

Symphony of the Night. Awesome game.

[flumbaisk]

that's symphony of the night and yes that game is idd awesome

[OrbraX]

Yah we don't need (crazy) jumping or platforming in castlevania to make the game interesting or fun. The creaters should realize this and contiue making every castlevania games like or Curse of Darkness. As for creative enemies, RUBBISH! Who needs them when you the marvaless and scary stock enemies of the first game like skeletons and bats. I mean it should be about vampires and not just Konami's way of make a monster movie videogame with the need of a licence. This is ment to be sarcastic.

[ToxieDogg]

3:00

LMAO.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.....xD

[davidovich00]

Well, outta your attempt to make funny comments, I think that game is great... one of the best I´ve ever played, so... pay some respect.

[EMSkrabs]

i dont give a shit who hates my comment but these games were briliant, the best after super castlevania 4 and this guy isnt funny he is insulting

u aint the angry nintendo nerd >:(

[alphasimaed]

LOL GOOOD VID

[mcstyles369]

dude nice video XO nice pictures man LMAO

[mountainbmx]

I thought it looked like Frankenstien

but i couldn't see it right so its probably leather face

Man your the best

[philthroughfire29]

thats one sick ending

[Gabd3v]

I agree but the technology in castlevania was konamy's inside jokes. and it wasnt incest, they worked hard to bring the people of the belmont blood to repopulate the town but, our mumufied friend from castlevania 3 had to rebuild the town.

Poor dynasty.

[philthroughfire29]

thats on sick ending

[xxlightagentxx]

i choked on my food...

he is hilarious

[kutekitty316]

dude you are a really funny mo fo...

[cookiecamp]

4:49

[nickiisixx]

Classic.

[skrindass]

lol texas chainsaw massacre guy like wtf is he doing here nice vid man

[The1whoWatche5Comedy]

MORE MOVIE MISTAKES

[penguano]

This is awesome

[Tylee1O]

if you maybe re recorded the audio to be better quality then we would love to see the other 3

[Wordup94]

lol

[789trebor]

That was great!

[marokflash]

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i had much fun with this jaja

yes upload the other videos jajaja

[marokflash]

i love this game one of my favorites

nice vid

nice review

upload tyhe other ones

[norcal180]

lol nice video dude. your vids are funny man, keep them coming.

[b1139]

this vid will get baned man

[lumbeeboy92]

Why?

[gamecommanderCOD4]

LOLZ nice pics

[JacksRache]

lol, very funny review. Make more!

[thewewguy8t88]

yeah i rember that part at 2:29 i was so pissed off :p

[DisturbedAng3l]

This was hilarious!

[GeordieIsBored]

jose, u the man, more reviews!

[vayansetodos55]

bring the others!!!!

[crimsonblade360]

"i have 3 more reviews so well, if this one gets "accepted" i might upload the other ones :-)" this has been accepted XD soo BRING THEM ON

[vitraxx]

indeed

[coumn]

goooooood!

[MasterClipEditor]

what the fuck? Why do you have so many pictures of sex in a game review. This is probably going to get removed. Because of the tit at 6:22. And the giant vagina

[Zeyegin]

That was cool, DO MORE, I want to buy 64 games.

[PortalRealm]

ACCEPTED!!!!!!! omg

SUPER FUNNY vid

i love your sence of humor =]

[alojz300]

i accept :D

[TarkDaShark]

wtf hell ya they had AKs at that time

[swashbucler1]

nice to see a new video from you, i might check this out