Reproduction Cycle

[TheTaoJoannes]

Behold! Science! The subgenius is decades ahead of pink discoveries.

[BionicleHarry]

it looks alot like flanimals

[BorderlineNOS]

Wikipedia offers information on the "Church of the SubGenius"

[empty5290]

who would make this?

[DEP717]

Looks like the fake "70s" films in "Lost..."

[sullykillsully]

holy shit all that just to reproduce

iknow its fake

[GlitcherACR]

My teacher put this on the interactive white board :L

[peenworm]

I agree.

[claz75]

unicellular

[trixXhu]

Its clearly a joke but a brilliant at that xD

Nice claywork!

[rafaelhsouza]

Hauahauhaauha, muito bom!

[stupidyellowfreezer]

hahaha awesome. Good work on the expressions by the way.

[actionoob]

so tell me, how does this affect my life?

[brotonthompson]

it changes it forever in ways you won't realize for some time to come

[revstang]

If you're into Nuclear Beer, it affects EVERYTHING.

[TruSlack]

So it IS true about the secret 'live' ingredient in Binsky's!

[krang66]

agaga they weren't allowed to say fuck on tv

[monkee333]

a masterpiece of scientific work!

[revstang]

I must say, I got a HUGE kick out of reading the comments on this.

When we first started working on SubGenius, we thought we were EXAGGERATING the gullibility of humans. But we learned that P.T. Barnum was right all along.

[chimpstop]

Stang...Just got a chance to view this, having heard about it for years. That's A LOT of stop motion claymation, and one of the weirdest stories of sexual transmorgification that leads from one peen worm to two peen worms in the end. And the technobable you came up with his mega-priceless.

[doubleyuhat]

To those of you that do not believe that this is real, you may consult your pituitary glands for verification.

[MaleficaXI]

I will never get tired of watching this. SO FUNNY!!!

[MesaxGrandexAcademy]

wtf.....i think i know why the old people of today are so wierd they were scared after seeing this [b4 they banned it]

[raposofan]

Praise Bob. The slack of the Red Planet has been confirmed. Behold, pinks, and flee!

[truerootsbeauty]

lol this is the most idiotic thing i've ever seen

[jwdude]

brilliant!

[ScarletWhite]

u can SOOOO tell it was stop and go motion made with CLAY WHAT KIND OF BS IS THIS?????

[TruSlack]

It's not real? You're kidding me, right?  This is as real as it gets.

[ScarletWhite]

r u ok?????? up there I mean. if u mean real as in clay and imagination, then yes, it is. but its not real, animals do NOT live on Mars that can go through that complex a mating cycle. They used too many scientific terms for it, and some of them didn't even fit. This is as unreal as u can get if we're talking reality

[TruSlack]

"animals do NOT live on Mars that can go through that complex a mating cycle. "

Maybe not any more, since the Mars landers contaminated the planet. It should be noted, however, that some of the closeup shots in this presentation WERE simulated, due to the restrictions of the microscope/scanner.

[masterhalco]

Wow you are dumb. So dumb that you make stupid look bad. Dumber than a stone. Sorry, stones. Your stupidity is so dense it collapses in on itself and forms a singularity of stupidity from which no intellect can escape.

[chimpstop]

Wow...do you think at your mother with that brain? Oooo doggie...calling into question the nature of what is real and what is reality...you just openned a whole can of peen worms...it just took a whole year for that brain of your to open the door of Chapel Perilous

[MorganMaumell]

It's called a JOKE

[ScarletWhite]

I'm not laughing

[MorganMaumell]

then... you need to visit other humor, this one's obviously not for you. No need to make a big show about it. (Although, I will agree it was a lot to watch... mostly it got tedious and stupid)

[meatsock]

it turns out you can't take a joke.

[erikabear]

Obviously, the narrator isn't scientifically trained, because he does mispronounce a couple a terms. But this is the only known organism that performs spermatogenicide, so this film is an landmark in the history of science!

[mcgrewrich]

Look, friends, you may disagree with the methodology of the nomenclature used by the scientist who narrated this video.  But how can you question what you have seen with your own eyes? In 1641, the great French philosopher René Descartes published "Meditationes de prima philosophia", a work which proves you should accept everything from your 5 senses as true. How dare you Glorps refuse to acknowledge this obvious fact!

[PolliFaxToaster]

mojo bodies? this is a joke!

[gbstvpromo]

Nope, not a joke. In fact, these 'creatures' were found in the new deep tunnel on Mars, the one that 'they' knew about years ago, but only now are letting the public in on 'their' secret.

[PolliFaxToaster]

that is such bullshit... did you listen to the names of the shit he was saying?

[mcgrewrich]

You know, the recent Mars rover missions Spirit and Opportunity uncovered incontrovertible evidence that everything in this video is true, but the Conspiracy covered it all up. Bastards!

[xxHanaRoxx4evaxx]

omg this is sooo weird...

[undeadgods]

this is from the 70s?

Looks like some weird porn

fucking funny tho

[wolfangel13]

At last! The ancient Ur-text of the Church...somewhat akin to the Dead Sea Scrolls...ah what the original scribes had to endure...

[JazmynMoon21]

huzzah for clayamation!

[AgentMuu]

this is without a doubt my most favorite stop motion ever made. Norman McLaren and Jans Svankmajer would love it.

[Maryssa415]

lol.... nice

[jellynail]

My old body pillow did that last weekend. Shoulda washed it, I guess.

[chewymorsels]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Cradness]

WTF!?!??!?!?!?!?

[emtube]

soo pah! whay they don't teach us in skool!

[Zoeler]

one of my favorite films ever made!