Trigger Man: The Video Review

[daltinkool]

i got this game it sucks

[Iamreallycoolful11]

really good review!

[CraveEntertainment]

hello, this is crave entertainment, and we enjoyed your review!

[Gamerlives]

@CraveEntertainment fuck you

[riltin]

This game pisses all over the E.T. game. Id be more likely to eat a skunk shit sundae covered in T-Rex diarrhea and rusty razor blades than to actually be caught playing this game again. The sound in the game was reminiscent of someone scraping their teeth on a fucking chalk board, accompanied by a symphony of vuvuzelas. The gameplay could be compared to .. Triggerman.

Does anyone here truly comprehend what an accomplishment in bad programming that is?

[SuperDuperHighMe]

im not gonna lie when i was a kid i thought i was badass for owning this game hahaha

[BYOSProductions]

crave entertainment fails on so many levels lol this could have been great if made by a good game company

[adrianord2006]

funny review!

[Sho0tingComet]

Waste of $3

Terrible Game!!

[DBZAOTA482]

When I heard it was an gamecube,I was like "WTF?!"

[mario1136]

Trigger Man was a fucking horrible piece of shit. And so was Th3 Plan. Both were made by Crave.

I will never ever buy a Crave game ever again. I hope they burn in hell. I would rather play Superman 64 while drinking a bucket of piss.

[GatewayDXSeries]

You said no ammo pickups, well thats wrong. There are ammo boxes all over the levels.

[runningwild09]

@GatewayDXSeries yup, and you can have more than 2 weapons on you at the same time. i think the most I had at once was like 5, maybe 6 =/

[GatewayDXSeries]

one of the best action game ever

[METALCOP]

This was historical. I bought this today and thought it was cheap due to age but wow. It is extremely unplayable. How could they release this crap? I'm ashamed to show my face at the store to return it. Lol. Thanks 4 the review.

[DaKrabster]

I have it. It is the worst game ever made. It sucks ass

[VelvetRecordings]

That's the second game to rip off Nightfire! Thought that roof scene looked familiar

[LIFESUX1987j]

THIS GAME SUCKS ASS

[henritoruiz]

i wuv pie

[henritoruiz]

i love pie

[Peweskimooxy]

I was at Gamestop, and asked "What is the cheapest PS2 game that's not a sports title?" Well I ended up buying this. What did I do?!

[PWhiteyBojanglez]

@Peweskimooxy

You bought the greatest game ever. It's actually really good.

[sk8punkadio]

so true.. im stuck on the second lvl tho T_T lol... need help

[PWhiteyBojanglez]

wat part? i beat the whole thing on normal and half on deadly...

[amaliomontana]

hahaha, 0:45 the A.I. is more like N.I. for No Inteligence

[GrooveStreet70]

last year I bought this game at a local pawn shop for 15$. I had no idea what it was but I took it cause I like shooting games. and now I can say its the BIGGEST PEACE OF SHIT I EVER PLAYED. I hope this crap will worth something someday cause if no, ill throw it in the dump!

[PWhiteyBojanglez]

I beat it on normal and i'm 2 levels into deadly. I payed 3$ at gamestop though. You spelt piece wrong. It will never be worth anything. It is worth playing though.  5 STAR GAME

[LRKProductionz]

My friend and I took the time out of our lives to BEAT THE GAME!!

[redfoxbennaton]

That AI is unbeleivebly retarded.

[rorschach98]

i bought it just 2 have it also it was a dollar

[zachariah999]

this piece of shit isnt even worth that much

[Tige9999]

MY DAD got this ps2 game for me at Best Buy

it was about $2.00

And I'm a expert at games and shit, I know a bad game when I see one.

Telling by the price, this game was a "MUST NOT HAVE"

Haven't even opened it for 3 months...

[triggaplz]

man these reviews are so funny

[althegamefreak]

you should make more they are so funny! You hav'nt made a game review for a long time.

[Monndoggy1]

I bought this game just to have it, it was $1.99

[Boonehams]

0:45 -- Oh. My. God. Did that guy's arm just go through the HUD? What a piece of crap.

[hellomoto75]

@Boonehams That really is something.

[bbbjjjbbb]

your voice sounds like barney the dinosaur hahaha - fucking funny - wicked review for the most crap game i have seen for ages. your voice was awesome in this 5/5 stars

[belgrad1ankara1]

this ``GAME`` sucksssss

its shittttttttt

fucking gay game

play halflife with usb mouse and usb keyboard (more funnnn)

on ps2

[11ari11]

srry head shots dont work either man

[XpertDominator]

my dad got me this game for x-mas last year. jesus christ, it was a shit game.

sock puppets are more fun

[RobloxLegomania]

I got this game for 8 bucks at gamestop because it looked interesting. It sucked more than ET for atari.

[bolllzack]

hey, don't overdo it!

[JacobDeadman]

i hate myself so much i will try to find this game and play it.

[renokunz]

Nice review

[sebrobbo]

my mum bought my little brother this game for christmas. and now he has quit his job and has come out that he is a homosexual. how do you explain that? this game has ruined our lives.

[RebirthWoWGuild]

@sebrobbo i did ur mum bro

[TheAmazingMaxsteele2]

@sebrobbo I'm pretty sure that this game is much worse than being gay. Because there's nothing wrong with being gay,

[crashnburner187]

@TheAmazingMaxsteele2 he was joking. -_-

gay insecurities much?

nah JK.

[footinmouthindustrys]

It's also very similar to Red Steel for the wii, Also a shitty game!

[contraBOT1337]

no red steel is much better the shooting isnt that bad if you know how to use it, but the katana battles are horrible

[footinmouthindustrys]

to me it was just one of those crappy throw away games. The multiplayer mode was shit and the single player mode was was too easy.

[contraBOT1337]

multiplayer is fun, if its 3 people playing and one player sucks, in my opinion, i got the game not expecting much, so i wasnt that dissapointed

[KAIT0S]

Same here enjoy the multiplayer and be happy that they plan on redoing the controls and katana battles (i think using wii motion plus) and online multiplayer with wii speak for the sequel

[footinmouthindustrys]

this is a message to all you shitty third party game companies! IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY OR THE BUDGET TO MAKE A DECENT GAME! THEN DON'T!

[zgcentrs]

the HUD goes in to the enemy WHAT THE FUUUCK?

[RyanKing5]

this guy s funny but the nerd is the best at this kind of thing even doe he wasnt the first

[mad87645]

sayin the nerd is better than this guy is like saying lamborghinis are better than ferraris. whos gonna say neither are awesome

[Carlitonsp1]

Huh, so this was made before any of the AVGN's videos, who knew!

[chanze555]

i got this game for 4 bucks and it sucks cock i need help i cant get past the cops in the casino first level i dont want websites i need help now!!!

[Ianprower]

Ya want help? Throw the game out the window. There's your help.

[SouthOx]

I seen this game for sale at Ralphs. Yes...RALPHS GROCERY STORE.

[OldstyleHxC]

hahahaha ,avalanche mofos used a lot of shit from that game on 25tolife.Maybe thats why its so fucked up right now. Lazy azzz game designers!

[chrisbg99]

I like how the guys arm goes through the HUD at the beginning.

[R1PPA]

I posted the same comment 2 years ago.

[billburnsbrasky]

one of the hardest/gay/suckiest/STUPID games I ever played, the remote controlled knifes were awesome though

[RaptorJesus04]

lol. Atary 2600...

[grmoxlr]

Where is the review for universal studios?

[beerrox711]

i bought that game and it sucks ass, but since its a hard sob its refreshing unlike other games which are easy as hell. ps im in the restaurant level anyone out there knows how to escape the cops?

[F0rtyFive]

i am 2 right now itz bs! therz nowhere 2 go u posted that 2 monthz ago so i figure u allready passed it? how?

[beerrox711]

if ur talkin 2 me, i could not pass it so i lend it 2 some dude who thought he could (he couldnt)so ive been searchin da web 2 find info 2 see if anyone out there knows anything but nope all i find is ppl stuck in level 1

[F0rtyFive]

i figured it out!!dam thiz gamez messed up itz very hard 2 explain if u wana kno let me kno, but after u escape there ur back outside with 3 copz i cant figure out how to get to the getaway car and dumpster with arrow thing =(

[beerrox711]

you did? yeah i would like to know how you did it maybe then i could figure out your problem? im thinkin of putting up a vid on it, so yeah if you can, het me up, i would appreciate it

[KurtKokaine1]

You posted six months ago, so you're probably not interested, but if you are I can help you through the entire game. I actually enjoyed it (except for the stealth levels), but I admit it was very poorly put together. I think it's difficulty is why I enjoyed it, as beating a real hard level does feel rewarding. There's only eight levels in the game, so let me know if you still want help and want to be one of the few people to actually beat this game :)

[Schwarzer0Ritter]

Universal Stdios? Have you seen the cover? The only game worser that Trigger Man is back: E.T..

[grmoxlr]

This not the worst game ever ther worst game ever is e.t. for atary.

[fireplanet]

nice job man!!

[offroad1911]

Does any body have it on XBOX, and can say if it is worth having???

[gtalcsvcsa]

the game might have been better if it was on n64...or atari 2600

[SarzRyan]

dis game mst be bad if wikipedia dont want us to know about it

I quote... "This shooter-video game article is a stub. You can help by NOT expanding it."

LOL

[NHUSKERZ]

FUNNY

[kochandpepsi123]

"My name is still not important!"

Hello, Still Not Important!

[russ94]

ROFL suicidal thoughts. no ammo pick ups! LOL

[hardhitz71]

dude...ur trippin this game has sucky graphics

but.....it is very fun and were not talking about resident evil 4 idiot...

[LordoftheAxe06]

spoony is better than this guy

[thewewguy8t88]

hey this game is actully not that bad. i just bought it thinking it would be a good gag game for myself anyways i find it just a bit hard but not bad.i mean gamespot gave it a higher mark then i thought it would which is 4.2 which is better then u made it seem out to be xD to me anyways.

[Firedude1446]

ya true this game sucks but another game that Sucks is resident evil 4! It had so many glitchs like for some reason i jumped over a fence in resident evil 4 while a guy swong his axe over me and i diddnt get hurt! then i found a box of hand gun ammo on top of a chimney who stores handgun ammo there!?! i should make a video review of re4 the worst game ever!

[Firedude1446]

This Is the stupidest thing Ive ever seen! who gives a crap about this stupid gamecube game!

[tr00pride2]

Even worse than superman 64?

[whitemexican8817]

Fuck you!!! Trigger Man is the greatest game ever made!!! Fuck Zelda!!!

[Jinmaru]

LMAO

I just played this game, and it is SO horrible. Just wow. They must've made this game within a single day and released it in masses.

[ajardoor]

You sound way too cheerful in your reviews of awful games. Are you a maschocist and/or on Prozac?

[LessthanJake14]

Obviously you were born into a world without sarcasm or character voice acting.

[russ94]

dude stfu have a sense of humor stupid 24 study nerd go get laid

[MetalIsLife66669]

this is really funny shit, this stuff kicks ass

[BigMac12121983]

I agree.

BTW, what's the music in this review?

[SaucisseMerguez]

The animation are copied on the 1st dead to rights ! (good game dtr). and the hero of trigger man looks like the punisher but a rip off !

[LAPD91406]

i just bought this game today. I thought it would be interesting because you get to kill for a living in this game. the first three seconds I scream, THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS. dont ever buy this game.

no wonder i only bought it for $5.00

[thewewguy8t88]

hmm i bought for 10 xd and i played much longer then that i made it as far as getting the dimand but died :(

[bigrat40]

LOL i have this game and yes i meen buy it.

[sa10yearoldboy]

Its Not n64 Wow

[15Soto15]

dude my friend actually bought this game, he doesn't know what a good game is, he has a gamcube , but he doesn't wanna uy zelda or metroid, or even smash bros melee

[cameron0wuz0here]

if you have a gamecube you HAVE to have re4.

[InsaneComedian]

i have re4 on the Wii great game-play

[cameron0wuz0here]

i heard about that. i heard they put the ai on steriods kinda cause why they were smart it was easy to trick them.

[RoyalKnightV]

maybe we could send this game to iran as a threat!

[vashj1]

LMAO nice review, also I saw the Universal Studios theme park game at a Toys 'R Us, and they even had a typo IN THE BACK, they mispelled Park with LARK!! XD!!!

[shamus888]

omfg i rented this shit turned it off after 10 minutes which i thinkw was too much

[WWE2k6]

good thing i dint buy this crap. i feel sorry for whoever bought it and cant return it.

[15Soto15]

like my friend

[Syreion]

Just as nice as the other reviews, although I especially like the "Wuuuoow!" of this one :D

[seanist]

hahahahahahaha, these reviews are awesome

[shinigami08]

glad that those games doesn't come to my country lol

[Panpizza15]

thank you mr notimportant, you save us from bad games

[musicfrog]

i bought the game before i saw the review and i think this review sums it up pretty good

[insaneson78]

Oh my god...That shouldn't even be called a video game, it should be called piece of SHIT! Oh my god that was terrible, I have never felt stupider than this, just to even whatch that crap.

[iParpex]

ma andate a quel paese!!! prendete la maggior parte dei giochi xbox e ps2, non reggono neanche il confronto con questo gioco di merd*!!! fatevi pipp* e non giocate se avete queste idee malate in testa!!!