The 40-Year-Old Virgin (in 5 Seconds)

[strikkebil]

too long

[MYEYESONECONOMY]

COMMIC SAAAAAAANS!

[blackopsbites]

Press 5 and 6 to learn Who is the Dawn?

[choppychop6]

everytime you use comic sans fay has to punch this bunny "but i like bunnys!"

[narutolame]

COMIC SAAAAAAANS!

[katherineshere1]

Comic Saaaaaans!

[Edz980]

click 3 and 4! SHOTS!!

[Gwynnbleid030]

another random comment.

[venamek]

spam the 2 button to see him masturbate

[trexation]

Comic Saaaans!!

[px851]

COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNSSS! ;p

This was funny, because that one sentence DOES sum it all up.

[xMiyazakiAkira]

Last night tgis girl let me tough her breasts and if felt like, ya know, bags of sand.... When I was touchin em

[ODOMAN123]

TITS FEEL LIKE A BAG OF SAND

[firstplaytime]

Age of Aquariuuuuuuus .-.

[baltimore90mike]

youuu got a bloonde chiiick besiiides youuuu

[RandysWrestling]

This actually is probably the most accruate 5 sceonds clip.Ever.

[NoobsAreUsh]

Fucking Comic Sans, god damn

[MuffinManQuast]

Comic SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

Ah explosm

[lunalovin]

this is the best

[lurch321]

So in this version, I guess he's still a virgin at the end.

[am221]

385 people lost their virginity

[Nspinhead2]

@am221 or didn't...

[kackiz]

@am221 what are you talking about?

[am221]

@kackiz I don't even know

[kackiz]

@am221 *one big LOL*

[illevenlickthegravy]

OR they could've done it so he says "I'm a virgin" then had a shot and play Lonely Island ft Akon - I Just Had Sex.

[Hostie17]

something me and him have got in commen then

[Josh4145]

perhaps rockbottom has a rock up his bottom.

[rockbottom0809]

@KyleGibbons91 say "perhaps" a couple more times...please

[rockbottom0809]

@KyleGibbons91 thanks we didnt notice..jackass

[HannahLover138]

I think the 'her breasts were like bags of sand' part would have summed it up a bit better. But ah, who am I kidding, thumbs up.

[XxPunkerkittyXx]

lol, this is in fact all what the film said in 5 seks xD seth rogen! woohoo

[Koofuku1ce]

that was 7 sec

just sayin'

[utubefreak7911654be]

thumbs up, if youve seen the movie andcracked up too many times watching it (i did)

[AlllexL]

FOREVER A VIRGIN

[jordy45678]

@AlllexL hey me too! untill I fuck somebody.... Might take a long time though.. ;)

[rockntroopen]

press 5 for poon

[Clairecotter]

I'm giving a test tomorrow in History. How to make it so the class hate me a little less...write in comic f***ing sans!!!

[plum741]

You should say  "Movie Title in 20 seconds" because that's usually how long they are. :)

[InfamousNL]

not going to comment about comic sans!

... damnit!

[greatislandprod]

In soviet russia, poon needs you!

[imthetube44]

@greatislandprod now thats what i call a country!

[rockntroopen]

@greatislandprod well, then i wish i was in soviet russia right now.....

[alec00618]

pooooooooooooooooon

[PunkyPink85]

heeeee needs some poooooon!

[Mustin505]

*quote from video* kthxbai

[ladykevin]

366 people liked comic sans

[CommanderCooper]

@ladykevin Why would they have rated this video down? Saying that they liked comic sans doesn't make sense, since comic sans was used in this video.

[Electroguy1996]

Comic Sans is the best font ever

[uniqueasIam22]

Comic sans rocks !!! Lots of book reports written with it in grade school.

[jamexxxxxx]

wtf is comic sans

[xxXST0N3DXxx]

LMAO btw comic sans

[tonymonsta]

HAHAHAHA This Video is hilarious! Bravo!

[noface181]

wtf is a comic san? how old are u people?!?!?!

[Bazza37]

@noface181 i'm 20. wtf does age have to do with comic sans font..? retard

[Vincentiusify]

I would like to say ''comic sans'' just to be original.

[ns88ster]

Did someone say Comic Sans?

[Gaz07]

ahhh...Comic Sans...i felt left out

[6XxAzr6aelxX6]

lmfao xDXDXD!!!!

[TylerMontana]

STFU COMIC SANS IS THE BEST FONT EVER!!!!!!!!! xD

[torshakle]

OMGWTF COMIC SANS?

[Owndchilata]

is that comic sans? or a bunch of slack jawed faggots thinking they are clever?

[C0CK00]

Comic+Sans=Comic Sans

It's simple math.

[Angelslayer007]

sans comedy

[crazygirl1502]

Comic sans.

[six6sixpounder]

*comic sans related comment*

[DenkouOokami]

@six6sixpounder well played you were spot on with that remark

[flyingelephants2k9]

@six6sixpounder

COMIC SAAAAAAANS!!!1!!!

[SquidgetAndFlobber]

I love how all the comments are about Comic sans

including this one :)

[ikznjoey]

Comic sans got me an A* so allow it XD LOL

[dafreakything]

What the heck people. Comic sans is the best font ever AHAH :)

[pipuk3]

why are all these comments about the font >.<

[Soakedboy]

Fucking Comic Sans made up all of my assignments back in grade school, shut the fuck up.

lol

[ThePickledTheif]

What's wrong with Comic Sans?

[TSimmondsHD]

I thought the Comic Sans was a bit video ruining

[crazychris1123]

that honestly did sum up the whole movie xD

[heathy123]

I LOVE THE FONT COMIC SANS!

[KristianKronicles]

That lasted longer than Andy's first time.

[linebro]

III NEEEED SUUUMMMM PUUUNNNEEE

[blobface007]

WHEN THE MOOOOOOOOOOON IS IN THE SEVENTH HOUR!

[meeseman29]

gay

[ManiX89]

LOL COMIC SENSE

[ICE787709]

@ManiX89 lawl comic sans is a font

[legefy]

ohh sure 333 people dislike this video READ THE BLOODY TITLE YOU TWATS

[AndThePincers]

I need shampoo? :L

[DiagnosedWithADHD]

@AndThePincers are you fucking retarded? he says i need some poon you jack fucking ass!

[AndThePincers]

@DiagnosedWithADHD poon?

[DiagnosedWithADHD]

@AndThePincers omfg you are retarded i hope u kill yourself

[epsleon]

@AndThePincers Poon is short for poonani. Poonani is a slang word for vagina.

[AndThePincers]

@epsleon okay i get it now

[biggie558]

@epsleon Dude, Poontang.

[MegaShiny]

more like 9secs :(

[Indiankote]

WOWHEY HEY HEY MOTHAFUCKAaa!

[Sargeras31]

LOL. With knowing what poon means this is funny.

[XavAMusic]

This is definitely very accurate. :P

[Sargeras31]

What does poon mean?

[FEARfilmz]

@Sargeras31 lol fail

[ninjiagurl]

@Sargeras31 Vagina :)

[thegodly420th]

@Sargeras31 Are you, by any chance, nine years old?

[Sargeras31]

@thegodly420th

No,I'am hungarian,and I dont know special english words like poon....bi..ch!

[CrazeeCatrin]

@Sargeras31 poon is a special kind of rice, delicious after a night out ; )

[markitox91]

@CrazeeCatrin it's the goddamn POONani

[CrazeeCatrin]

@markitox91 i know ; ) . . . . . . i still don't think the guy who originally asked will understand the meaning your answer . .

[markitox91]

@CrazeeCatrin mmm but I got the meaning of that by watching the movie D: cuz when Andy goes to work the day after the poker night that arabic/muslim/whatever/somethi­ng dude says to him "we gonna have to get you some punani" and so I thought poon = punani :D

[leetz00r]

I need some poooooon!

[notacaulkhead]

Look, I don't give a flying fuck about the font in this video. I just wanted to say that this shit is fucking hilarious.

[OmidBliTZ]

omg this is the best one

[kialles]

whatever...

[X360Comedy]

AQUARRRRRRIIIIIUUSSSSS!

[StealOnU]

@X360Comedy lmao

[sargientcupcake]

That sums it up perfectly.

[chosentonessournotes]

I was just about to say, "You could totally just end the whole thing after he says I need some poon," and you did! Congrats to you!

[Wehrmacht3GD]

fuck i need some poon right now

[BJs4MePlz]

WHEN i saw 40 year old virgin in 5 seconds before i saw it i was like... I NEED SOME POOON LOL

[alexandradeyl]

i like it.its very leisuretown.

[cameron4562]

lol two guys sit by them selfs at a party Steve: lets get drunk so i wont be a virgin anymore. Other Guy: ok you drink more so i can take you home with me. FAGS lol

[Zetsu101019]

I need some fooood. xDD I srsly need to watch that movie. the whole thing.

[Sinaeris]

@Zetsu101019 He actually says I need some poon

[maccamaster]

@Sinaeris hahahaha thts what i was thinking looking at all the comment people ahve said just thinking wtf the whole time, its poon not food

[Lforloveable]

this is legit. WONDERFUL

[Studioericty]

I NEED Some \FOOD

[AwesomeHackTutorials]

@Studioericty he says "poon" not food u stupid idiot

[Studioericty]

@AwesomeHackTutorials Its not my fault your a dumb hacker your name should be:

LAMEHACKINGWAYS

[AwesomeHackTutorials]

@Studioericty lmfao! wow that was an amazing comeback dude!

[qwerty12345678911]

ahahah

[FredrichNietzsche25]

Hahahahhaha

[bos0x2004]

Seriously hilarious if you've seen the movie you gotta appreciate this (plus it's actully about 5 seconds...)

[Suriahlin]

I made this video 3 years ago when comic sans was still socially acceptable. Shut up!!!! : )

[Infinatus555]

@Suriahlin whats wrong with comic sans?

[mrbrockpeters]

@Suriahlin Epic retort! Comic sans rules!

[trailersic]

@Suriahlin

Comic Sans has never been socially acceptable

[cabbagemoshescows]

@Suriahlin it was never socially acceptable XD

[macadoolahicky]

@Suriahlin wouldnt have noticed if you didnt say anything ;)

[Andewy27]

@eyepoo

You: K FHAGZ YOU CAN'TZ YEWS COMIC SANZ NO MOREZ

[minimandude]

he needs som pooon

[DaBossk]

how do u tell how many stars videos got?

[sausalami]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[ikey786]

Textbook.

[barats214]

LMAO!!!

[Aetheilas]

Steve Carroll needs poon.

...

That's pretty much the whole movie.

[cyReesyPeace]

Dude Seth Rogen looks cool with a goatee.

[Acurian]

THAT...............was PERFECT !!!

[100SmilesAway]

ROFL

[Karisha123]

fail, 10 sec )) xD

[eyepoo]

Please never use the Comic Sans font again. Please, please, please don't use it. Just... ugh.

[Suriahlin]

It's just a font. Get a grip. Hahahaha.

[eyepoo]

@Suriahlin Grip gotten.

Comic sans is still a terrible font.

Thanks for all the love, guys ;D

[sahnelappen]

@eyepoo it's THEEEEE youtube font *g*

[thehomeless79]

@eyepoo I'm with you brother. Ban Comic Sans!!

[Macr888]

what's so wrong with it?

[Snaterful]

@eyepoo It could have been worse...Papyrus.

[sn1zzo]

@eyepoo Let me guess,,, You went to "Art School" You have a "Degree in fine arts" And they told you to never use Comic Sans.... I'm sure I'm correct, but wait here's more. I bet you WORK For somebody instead of owning your own company. ... The difference between drones like you and Business owners is that you poor fellow are a Sheep. And look, you got 36 other sheep to thumbs you up. I LOVE CAPITALISM!!! :)

[ShawnSamLeahUsername]

@eyepoo Wow, I can tell your a fucking nerd loser by reading that comment of yours. Who gives a fucking shit!!!!

[pkerfreak]

@eyepoo if you check the date; uploaded "SEPTEMBER 21, 2007," when Comic Sans was the in font to use, jerk off

[StealOnU]

@eyepoo calm your nerd powers down...

[JarheadM4A1]

@StealOnU lmao :D

[FreakDaMIghet]

@eyepoo, whats wrong with the Comic Sans font?

[trams33]

@eyepoo dude your such a fag.

[MrGeeetar]

@eyepoo lol faggot

[boyowood]

@eyepoo i dont know whats gayer the fact that the font bothers you or that you know the types of font by heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vaibanez17]

@eyepoo You're just mad because you relate so well to the 40 year old virgin...

[RealDeal336]

@eyepoo u a faggot with too much time on ya hands to critisize a font lol

your a joke

[ssobulldog]

@RealDeal336

eyepoo

6 months ago

Your a cunt for using the word "faggot" and replying to a 6 month old comment.

Illiterate jackass.

[eyepoo]

@ssobulldog Honestly, it made me laugh.

[TheGreyFox13]

Epic!!!! XD

[opieooftheaffcrew]

LMFAO HAHAHAHA

[hijodepuuu]

baaahahahah

[Maxpow33r]

one of the best movies of all time!!!!

[MrTomMasterVideos]

idiot

[NeptuneNetwork]

Yes, you are.

[musakguru]

that was good! unlike the snakes on a plane one

[hellothermynameistom]

absolute load of shit

[XDkBsX]

haha this is halerious lol

[Shaqstheman000]

EYE KNEED SUM POOOOOOOOOOOOOON

It's just perfect XD

[piepartyzena]

HAHAHA genius. 5*****'s for you!

[ChrisJK94]

LOL

[liljonny3tears]

he needs some poon

[Dakashizzlenizzle]

just saw this movie an hour ago, so hilarious