matt damon in ocean's twelve

[TheWolverineiscool]

matt damon is jason bourne!

[Interpwn]

the looks on clooneys face. =D

[MAZTERRRR]

2:34 priceless

[noml12]

2:19 quoting led zeppelin ussaly works for me lol

[Ededdyedd]

.... then thanksgiving and halloween would fall on the same date.

Matsui: Yah. Hey. Uh huh, uh huh

hahahaha, Like saying: Now we're gettin' somewhere, hahahaha

[soufyane]

I love that scene !!

[TreyR]

his face after george clooney's comment is priceless hahaha

[1lifestyle]

this is my favorit scene

[OhGoodGollyMissMolly]

"You called his niece a whore" - "A very cheap one" - "She's seven" LOL X)

[4ssass1n3]

Please could anyone tell me why they say these weird things??

[dinaia]

@4ssass1n3 It's an act to screw with Linus because he insisted he should be there to close the business when he clearly was too green and unprepared for this. Obviously it worked :)

[Corleonetone]

0:42 - 0:44 hhaahahahahhaahahahhahaha

[jacobfkarlsson]

haha fake laughs are tha best

[AudreyTwifan]

the best scene EVER, unbeatable. love the three of them...:DD

[richig761]

The opening lyrics to Kashmir calls his niece a whore. LOL

[HittokiriBattousai17]

CALLING HIS NIECE A WHORE!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!

[M3iscool]

Danny's stare is awesome, I always laugh really really hard at this.

[RaphaelHythloday8]

Scene was shot in Amsterdam in the Dampkring Coffeeshop Go Visit!!!

[mrjack037907]

KASHMIR

[lexazver]

does any of the stuff they say actualy make sence to anyone?

[JennyDemetri]

PRICELESS! I saw this on a plane when most people were asleep. Laughed so hard and loud... I was not popular...

[BouddhaSanin]

Danny and Rusty are so sadistic, poor Linus!!!

but it's so funny!!!

[roversfan1991]

Haha. Rustys laugh is so funny lmao

[thenamesbanana]

I love these movies for the fact that they make Damon look like a massive idiot.

[cefanine]

2:23

[2minutestomammoth]

KASHMIR!!

[Theburn77]

Kashmir

[thequeenlives]

Brad looks sooo GOREOUS...and his expression at the very end of the clip when he says to Damon's character, "...it means...YOU STAY HERE!..." looks sooo handsome....YUM!

[kkralackalackin]

Brad Pitt's look of despair when Damon starts talking is so funny... and then the silence after he's done- gets me evry time

[jakxcombat]

Classic scene!

[crassyfrake]

LOL@Rusty's facepalm at 2:21

[illegalaccount]

the thumbs up by damon is classic

[preciouscat]

oh wow I love how the kashmir lyrics mean calling someone's niece a whore here...man, only in the ocean series LMAO

[musicistheair]

:D masterpiece

:D:D uuuuhhhuuuhhhhh :D just relax.. we won`t get this job we`re dead :D

[adrielgoliver]

"oh, let the sun beat down upon my face(...)"

[brsdelrojo]

Anybody knows the name of that song at the very beginning of this video??

[TheFailPlane]

@brsdelrojo Kashmir - Led Zeppelin

Brilliant song.

[Darmaster93]

@TheFailPlane ah.. no. it isn't... kashmir is another thing, not that one...

[TheFailPlane]

@Darmaster93 "Oh let the sun beat down upon my face

With stars to fill my dream.

I am a traveler of both time and space

To be where I have been."

That's Kashmir.

[Darmaster93]

@TheFailPlane oh yeah that's true, didn't hear that, thanks... i thought he was talking about the song at start..

[glakshmiratan]

I wish he's sung the last 2 minutes of Achilles last stand--it would have been insane

[renog67]

i was in that coffee shop theyre in smokin a joint,its called dampkring in amsterdam

[x928]

2:33 Ocean :D The best look ever xD

[lastlink]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[deelapadoo]

lol I love their laughs.

and when danny just stares off when linus is speaking

[MsAnepro]

lol poor matt damon, he had no clue he was sooo lost lol, I love it how they pick on him

[zerox701]

led zeppelin ftw! xD

[IIkhamaII]

wtf!! why he is saying the kashmir lyrics!!! xD

[Milanjunge92]

Gibts diese szene auch in deutsch?

[theMademoiselleL]

i love the scene!

[justinaurelius]

OK Kids... the whole "Let the sun beat down upon my face" is from Led Zeppelin's "Kashmir"

Delete the Puff Daddy, Rihanna, and Black Eyed Peas off your iPods and download some real music.

[thekenibus01]

hilarious

[UGLYSTIKCOLIN]

he just starts making shit up... lmao

[orbas88]

pitt has the same exact laugh in fight club

[Knife715]

Are they talking in code here or are they just pasing on riddles??

[kingrobben]

there just fucking around with matt damon

[smart792]

does anyone know the name of the song playing in the first 5 seconds????

[PretzelTVInc]

crepuscolo sul mare by piero umiliani

[niemeerhaat]

"Crepuscolo sul mare" by Piero Umiliani

[pauloutten]

Classic clip.

[Daavhimself]

damon is truly one of the world's greatest actors. He can pull off a genuinely dorky expert theif to a trained cold blooded assassin to a serial killing homosexual. the man's a genius.

[hognutt2]

@Daavhimself lol "serial killing homosexual." The Talented Mr Ripley. One of my all-time favs



[Ciscommander]

2:34

I just love clooney's face at that moment. Priceless

[JacKn1feSugarTrucK]

The way Pitt just leans way into that fake laugh is the funniest thing ever.

[Redhairstyle]

@JacKn1feSugarTrucK thats totally right !!!! TOTALLY !

[damez7]

this is one of the funniest scenes from any movie that i've seen seriously.

brad's laugh, clooney's stare and matt damon just being an idiot, lmao, genius!

[onmynyshit]

brad's fake laugh+clooney's blank stare+matt damons song quote=brilliant!

[SuperMarioGalaxyWiii]

Lol at brad's laugh at 0:38 XDDD

like whahahahaha...... whhhhhhaahahahahahah. :P

[eerbmeh]

This is such an amazing scene. Epic.

[CamDeSchink]

Can anyone please tell me the song if they know it at the first 5 seconds please?

[ajbvision]

clooney's expression at 2:34 is priceless.

[mrsvalo01]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! This Scene Is One Of The Funniest Ever!!!! xDDDDDDD :) Brad's Face Is Priceless At The End :)

[kenakuma]

FAIL, the correct answer was.....

"theres a women whos sure, all the glitter is gold...."

[timshill]

whats this got to do with Kashmir, wrong song and i think the correct words you are looking for are:

Theres a lady whos sure

All that glitters is gold

[kenakuma]

It flew right over your head didn't it :P

[timshill]

obviously, but seeing as you have pink floyd live at earls court saved on your profile, ill give you the benefit of doubt you know what your on about ;)

[kenakuma]

Lol, I must have listened to The Wall like 20 times over the summer!

That albumn is insane!

Pink Floyd is insane!

My only regret is not ever getting to see them live myself. Hopefully Roger and David come down here to the US either together or seperatly and do a tour.

[batrama310]

@kenakuma Hay, what do you know? You were right. Roger is touring with The Wall

[kenakuma]

@batrama310

Yeah, Im pretty excited, gonna grab some tickets soon.

Hopefully its like the 1980 tour where they actually build up a wall and stuff!

[timshill]

@kenakuma have you seen the footage on here, looks awesome.

i couldnt get a ticket for the gigs in the uk, so me and my pals are flying over to holland to catch it, cant wait, 5 days in amsterdam combined with going to see the wall in concert, the gig is in a football stadium, so i can smoke the local produce and ill be taking a good few space cakes as well

[kenakuma]

@timshill

Ya I saw the footage as soon as they started uploading.

Got my tickets to see it here in Florida on the 14th, only a couple weeks away!

Its gonna be AMAZING!

[timshill]

@kenakuma nice one enjoy, i need to wait till april 9th to go see it

[wolfremity]

wrong song, and i think you should put what he said into Google and read a little...bit...more into it.. :)

[bowden420]

@timshill ur thinking stairway to heaven

[timshill]

i was replying to kenakuma's post further down who misquoted the lyrics from stairway

[Leclerc1314]

wow, just... wow, get your facts straight bud

[plumer316]

was that your idea of making a contribution?

[LedHead74]

You should have seen my face in theatres..I almost had a heart attack!!! Fuck yeah!!!! I'm inspired to drink :)

[JacKn1feSugarTrucK]

Same here, I almost died in the theater when I saw this.

[discodino]

call me ignorant, but is there some underlying meaning to this scene that I am missing?

[LedHead74]

You just insulted my religion lol Yes if you are a Led Zeppelin fan this will make your day :) Linus quoted a zep song "Kashmir" One of the greatest tunes ever.

[tehUBERn00blet]

They were talking in a code, but Linus didn't understand any of it and quoted a Led Zeppelin song trying to fit in.

[brybry19871987]

Yeah but they weren't making any sense and they knew it they were just messing with Linus. When Linus talks to his mom later in the movie she tells him that Matsui likes to do that with newcomers.

[tehUBERn00blet]

Oh yeah, I forgot hahah.

[universal23livenl]

funny scene! when julia roberts' character started playing julia roberts the movie died for me though.

[gday5555]

LOL Kashmir?

[INeverLetGo]

This scene is so perfect!

They are very funny, but Linus is the most cute . . .

[ersoycall]

the soundtrack playing during the coffeeshop scene is perfect...

[megzter08]

omg! i love this part!

[shadowlion99]

i nearly suffocated laughing when i saw this the first time. its is one of the funniest movie scenes ever.

[lovematttdamon]

Poor Linus. Mattys sucha hottie!

[Springbock07]

i love the way the two look at 2:34

great...

[NoraSGD]

IMAO!!! What a trip. Quoting Kashmir, Matt Damon is the best!

[theplaidmonkey]

hah. what damon says is the lyric from Kashmir by Led Zeppelin.

[MOtoXgiRL14]

lmao one of the best parts of the movie

[carter2312]

the dampkring - the best coffeeshop in the Dam!

[geeky913]

I lost it when I first saw this scene.

[CiaranLuke]

The looks on their faces at 2:34 is priceless.

[Yun351]

what language are they speaking?

[Fusere]

I SWEAR TO GOD one of the funniest scenes EVER

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[ZoSo2593]

Hahaha I can't believe he used a Kashmir reference XD

[leonisphenom]

Hahaha!! New Guy!!! Always funny.

[slitteva]

Damon makes this clip for me. Best scene in the movie. Damon nodding and faking like he knows what they're talking about at 00:38 is brilliant.

[gtreric7]

brad pitt's fake laugh and matt damon's nod & thumbs up are hilarious!

[bastardjustice]

if matt said some magic chant, the fat guy would probably get it.

[naatta12]

Robert Plant is one of the greatest lyrics writer!

[michellybaby]

Haha, dis is hilarious, tho matt damon... haha.

[LucyStar7]

this is so mean why do they do this to him ???

still very funny...

[nukec]

this is funniest thing in o12 :D

[Brwnfury]

LOve the part where he nods like an idiot. Great moment lol. Great vid too. thanks.

[mewpie85]

it's HAGRID!

[ScionBrian]

lol, I just realized that

[chaoticrose]

Ahahaha!! I love how out-of-place Linus is with his Kashmir quote XDD

[dolemite0]

Could you explain the Kashmir reference?

I got the feeling you understand the Kashmir joke.

[Ciscommander]

Kashmir is a song by Led Zepplin, the joke is that Damon has no idea what the other guys are saying and they are saying random lines that mean absolutely nothing. They're just messing with him because he's new to the crew.

[DavidAames2000]

Best smokeshop in Amsterdam

[styleomat5000]

hardcore wie brad pitt lacht...könnt ich mir tausend mal hintereinander reinziehen.

hahahah hahaha hahahahhaaha hahahahahah....ha

[Marcelliano89]

haha einfach nur mies!!

[jakob047]

das beste is ja dass das nur aus dem led zeppelin lied geklaut ist. :-)

[Monitor2001]

so geil !!

[sango12321]

omg thats funny, but poor linus!

[SKiLLeDcs]

Best scene ever!