The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing Part 1

[CutiePieCanada]

daww Billy's voice is so cute~

[LolaMyBorderTerrier]

"I have nothing on me but the clothes on my back and a shitty haircut" HAHAHA MADE ME CREASE. Then "The lady behind the counter is a FUCKING pelican.." LOL :')

[Samuel10910]

makes the games sound fkin scary

[Tuchiee]

Wow, the beginning sux but the end... Poor nook :(

[Sheep8urtea]

can someone explain to me PART 13: TWO IF BY SEA (anti-box ending)? I didn't realy get the point of it...

[OwlsInTowelsINC]

The boy-voice sounds like Ash Ketchum. The original one.

[mr2000aaa]

Doesn't the boy sound like Mokuba from Yugioh?

[emberwing77]

I read it all at two in the morning

Terrible, HORRIBLE, idea

[ProfessorSummerfang]

@emberwing77 nope. I did and it was alright.

[jmk2014]

ahhh i think its funny how he cusses hahah

[Deadnerd123]

Lol

[randompeacegirl]

Sorry, I mean hey, you can tell the kid is pissed off, but when that kid said "Son of a bitch!"...

I said "Awwww!" out loud.

.....Cute >w<

[DLCJRpc]

1 frigging epic narrative

2 why does everyone reference TV tropes

3 music clash with the dialog in a humorous way at times

[Yoda4Sprinter]

hahaha good job!

[doodledaily]

Am I the only 1 who laughed when he said no toilet? Lol

[killerkyle125]

Read the whole thing, shit that was sick!

But, very creative and well-written.

[Sticker704]

Swearing eight year-olds FTW!

[Windwakerzelda99]

This scared me O_O

[thegman2298]

Hilariuos

[CandiedAppleSlices]

I read this the other day (thanks a bunch, TV Tropes) and didn't expect much from the audio version, but it's pretty cool. Kind of a shame that only part 1 and 12 are done officially.

Does anyone know where's the sorta discordant sounding Nook's Cranny theme from? The one in the background around 4:10? It's not the original (or at least not the one in Wild World) and I've never heard it before...

[xmonkeyhobox]

GC accf music.

nostalgia♥

[xmonkeyhobox]

yeahhhh GC rain accf song♥

(i think...)

[Pyro25100]

This is hillarious! :D

[HabboVideoNation]

When you start theres 2-3 people in your town, you said theres only 1 cabin..O.O

[HabboVideoNation]

Omfg PSML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HabboVideoNation]

Omfg, Im Actually Pissing Myself, Fucking Pelican, Sweat Shop In Wonderland, Gosh, This Is Amazing.

[PokeNaruBleach]

Animal Crossing seemed like an innocent franchise before I read this story, but now I will never look at it the same way again...

[mcdulliscool]

LMAO THIS IS HALIRIOUS

[Spookoyo]

I like the voice-overs lol Thank you for uploading this :D I would of never gotten to read this humorous/horrific/fantastic story

[Zeldafreak007]

but war... War, never changes.

[heavenburleson]

I don`t like it! It has to many bad words in it! And even for an 8 year old, he says them too!O_O

[722890]

@heavenburleson *spoiler alert* the history is actually wrtoe from the perspective of this same boy but 30 year old

[UKNOWTHEIROUTTHEIR]

i found out a bout this story from Tvtropes.org a month ago but i did not read it until yesterday and it was epic. it took me about 2 or 3 hours. it is worth the time

[TheHumanUnity]

@UKNOWTHEIROUTTHEIR word tvtropes

[69briannanicole]

Today is my b day

[Sarasirk531]

I shit myself several times while reading this story.

...Jesus.

[timeparadox888]

EPIC MOVIE POSTER. :D

[NeonClockwork]

And to think... Tangy the Cat was my favorite character. The movie poster scares the [explitve of your choice] out of me.

[Waluigi41]

Someone should've made this using using live shots from animal crossing.

[vanessaLoveeful]

i wish animal crossing really was like this.

[KawaiiKupcakes]

"...and a shitty haircut"

[micprn]

Thanks. I just threw out my DS and threw my gamecube version of the game in a trash compactor.

[hillphyre]

@micprn: I may never turn Wild World on again. Ever. Nook will give me nightmares now.

[Goombella123]

@hillphyre He give me nightmares already and I havnt even watched this vid yet!

[LeopardstreamAtLarge]

@micprn DON'T! There's nothing really scary about this.

[samuspoonschief]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *dies laughing*

[jzanedz]

O_O

[77GunsarfuN77]

Well... I'm never touching an animal crossing game ever again...

[LordXamot]

It's like "Animal Crossing meets Silent Hill!"

I read it earlier on the actual site (with the audio+animation for the final chapter before the epilogue) and totally enjoyed it. Also, the *spoiler*sacrificial*spoiler* stuff at the end reminded me of the stories I used to write as a kid.

[ooxBlueBellxoo]

I remember when I first read this. Lol I love Tom Nook's voice.

[breloom657]

lol i remember reading this somewhere! awesome story!

[miracat53]

Uh, I.......... nevermind

[1aundulxaldin]

This an actual game?

[rojo1312]

@1aundulxaldin Well... the game isnt evil.

[NinjaPandas123]

@1aundulxaldin The story is made up, but the game is real.

[deanagaynor]

I read the whole story on google it took me 2 hours but it was worth it. :)

[powershot082296]

@deanagaynor same here.

[LeopardstreamAtLarge]

@deanagaynor took me about three, then I had to go to bed, then I finshed the rest within 20 mins

[KneeTV]

hilarious

[Dramagirl511]

this is stupid

[SonicRush123]

Very anxious! I LUV IT!!

[toxicgospel]

Man, this guy sounds a lot like Max Payne.

[horrabletypoe]

@toxicgospel Which is confusing, because the protagonist is meant to be 8.

[mikedamat]

@horrabletypoe But it's written 22 years after the events.

[eiananzang]

@toxicgospel i thought it was really max payne LOL

[DevinTClark]

I never played animal crossing but this is an awesome story.

[BlabadyUltra]

well I like the story but I just can't think of animal crossing like this

[EmperorChupacabra]

@BlabadyUltra That's because you're not seeing the big picture.