Jiz!!!

[RoadieJeff85]

The Iliad... The Epic of Gilgamesh... The Great Gatsby... Dante's Inferno... The timeless literary classics which define humanity as we know it... Are now to include this, the twenty-first century equivalent of sheer, timeless brilliance... the likes of which can only be seen once in a grand while. "What the fuck, I'm disappearing! I'm gonna kill you... JIZ!" Essential.

[MrBajiggity]

i watch jiz everyday now ._.

[paddycampbell84]

Me and my friend can do Jiz's voice perfectly, and we say stuff to each other from the videos or make stuff up all the time in Jiz's voice and try and make each other laugh. It doesn't take long!

[H4mmerfall]

what just happened?

[thedutchess216]

OMG this is so offensive! i love it!

[ambrosiathe1]

All shitty panties belong to meeee

[intuneevents]

This is so genius. Moved house over the weekend quoting it constantly.

[evfich]

@intuneevents AHHH IM DISAPPEARING. ILL KILL YOU.

[kevkajdas]

2:26 You can hear someone laughing...and I can't blame them.

[jmoon33]

It taste really good.

[AuralPleasurer]

I can't remember the Jem theme song for the life of me but i can recite every line of JIZ!

[ICuntBelieveIt]

I like your hair... you're fat.

[imon2u]

"Yeah, don't be such a fucking cooze!"

I'LL DANCE TO DEATH!

[METALownsRAP1]

KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL, KILL IT!!! ...alright

[ShadowSoldior]

HOLY SHIT SHE'S A FUCKING GIANT!

She's gotta be at least...what, 6"7?

[M3T4LK4R1N4]

what isnt awesome about this show?!

[TaeKat]

@2:22 she said jem :O HER NAMES JIZ FKN LEZZY !

[CinnabonChan]

@TaeKat What a stupid lezzie! What the fuck!

[PHILnJAYnPR]

I'm disappearing ...i kill youuuuuu~~~~~

[CinnabonChan]

Who was the 1,000sth like? That's way cooler then those shitty "first" and "second" comments that motherfucking asian lezzie pussy juiceguzzlers always post.

[MooodyBleu]

MMM YUMM-AY

[EternalExodus]

dear god, please make more pure jiz episodes like this. I seriously watch it every day.

[utookmynameufuck]

WTF and thats why it's so funny!

[mrniceguy069]

Awesome!!!

[ersatzElevator]

I thought about this today at my aunts birthday party. Needless to say, I kind of lost my appetite. Or maybe I gained it.

[PplFromUpStairs]

I SMELL SHITTY PANTIESSSSSSSSS

[lordcinturon]

I'LL KILL YOOOOUUU!!!!!

bwahahahaaqhah!



[tapadeolla]

instead of "fashion and glitter drag queens insane" it should say "fags and drugdealers abortions and rape

[fedorajoe]

@tapadeolla I rather like "Trannies and herpes, drag queens and AIDS."

[ValiumandDolls]

I love how the girl cringes in fear at 0:50

[Pacman1up]

Oh shit go get run over by that car and that car, and then put this fucked up shit on your tire... it’s pretty, dazzly... and then I’ll flick your hair. You’re fat.

[TenebreFan]

Will there be a new Jiz episode? i wanna see anotha brillant creation!!! EAT my pucci!

[CinnabonChan]

@TenebreFan But I don't like pussy... 

[juanniG]

@CinnabonChan WHAT, you DON'T like pussy!?

[CinnabonChan]

@juanniG What kind of motherfucker doesn't like pussy?  Me I guess...

[juanniG]

@CinnabonChan Yeah, what's that shit about, huh? Oh shit, hide your weed.

[CinnabonChan]

@juanniG Officer, they want me to eat their pussies...

[juanniG]

@CinnabonChan None of these fucking trannies have pussies, ok? Hey, hey I need some pussy!

[CinnabonChan]

@juanniG Ah, uhhhhhhh *schlurp schlurp schlurp*

[TenebreFan]

u got sum hatas out there ,i love Jem AndI lOve Jiz! am i wrong? hell to tha No!! i luv both, I SMELL SHITTY PANTIES!!

[ValiumandDolls]

I love the nervous stammering @1:12

[ZombiePigmanPictures]

damn, this dude should make transformer parodys

[scottw]

I smell shitty panties!

[darthvezgo]

JIZ in my pants!

[bshoet23]

I smell shitty panties!!!

[akhan727]

My stomach is seriously hurting from all that laughing.

[kadunkachunk]

JIz loves shitty pantiessssssssssssssssssssssss­sssss

[eggyyockio]

AAAAAH WTF Lezzies GTFO!!!!!!!! lol

[SnjKakashiSensei]

I love Jem, but.. this was .. sadly.. very hilarious. xD

[unicyclebabyguy]

she should hook up with the gi joe parody.

[MsVenarsian]

"it taste really good" it has become a pop culture phrase with friends so much that this was used at my college speech and they even put it a frame..no kidding and remember:

it if comes a point in life where you don't know which way to go, Jiz isn't gonna like that!

[phrexus]

Jiz!!! Featuring Bill Cosby as Jiz.

[bamboobimbo]

illlllllllll killl youuuuuuuuuu

[TheLadyOwnsYou]

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THAT-A FUCKIN ABORTION.

[israeltheteenager]

dont be such a fucking cooze

[ParagonOfEvil]

I like how the other guy busts up at "AUUUGH I'm disappearing"

[RoozleRay]

I really wanna know what the fuck the dancing PSA was originally O_O The 80s was a strange strange time

[vlnvlaclogbaerhpno]

@RoozleRay It was the brunette girl tearing her dress that her mom made for her. She was debating with the blond girl what she should do as far as lying about it to her mom or fessing up. Right when she was about to tell some bullshit story to her mom, Jem came and was like 'tell the truth.'

[ValiumandDolls]

@vlnvlaclogbaerhpno the original Jem is so corny its almost painful to watch. Jiz gives it to new life.

[RobIsStrange1]

I'll kill youuuuuuuu....

[dicksr4myfrienz]

Kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it

[lewpz]

i don't think you should consume a beverage while watching this, since now it's all over everything from laughing so fucking hard.

[skybreaker09]

"biking at night is good for you ass!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[mysticsdream86]

I love everything about this video. I also love that you can hear the voice actors laughing in the background after Jiz goes "I'm disappeariiiiiiiing."

[SheHasWine]

@mysticsdream86 Lol. I hadn't noticed that. I watched that part again and you're right, they ARE laughing. So funny. I love this video :)

[shrimprapjibjab]

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT...... Having an abortion means I won't KEEEEL YOUU.... Jizzzzz

[FFXobsessed]

I'LL DANCE TO DEATH!!~

[JAMiSSxx]

I don't know how to do this stuff, but if someone can make the theme song into like, a ringtone and put it on Zedge... I will marry you

[CheeseTrix13337]

who makes this stuff? it's gold

[familiarscarx]

I don't care how many times I have seen this over the years, I crack the fuck up no matter what!

[angelindiskies]

Ill dance to death lmao

[pancakewafflebacon]

jizz. jizz on your belly OOOH JIIEZ. mah jizz is real smelly

[sleepontheroad]

bikin' at night is good fo yo ASS!

[BratzBoyMax]

What does Ashley say after Jiz says "I smell shitty panties"? It sounds like she's saying "Yeah, don't be such a fucking cooze" But that can't be right. What the hell is a cooze?

[SyntheticSymbolism]

@BratzBoyMax I think a cooze is another word for a vag!

[BratzBoyMax]

@SyntheticSymbolism Oh ok. I've never heard that term before. Learn something new everyday. Thank you.

[Gawernator]

@SyntheticSymbolism yea, look at urban dictionary :P

[csalazarjr]

@BratzBoyMax probably slang for vag

[vlnvlaclogbaerhpno]

@BratzBoyMax A cooze is a vagina with cum or other juices dripping out of it. Yummy....

(

[SinInSpira]

I'LL KILLL YOUUUUUUUU

[SuperCk1991]

il dance to death. lmao

[jmg3k]

lol shitty panties

[gravesasclouds]

biking at night is good for your ass!

[C4pwner16]

its jem lol

[swittzman]

Holy shit

[juanniG]

I'll killll youuuu

[ZoltarTheFeared]

Wow. These sure are less good than the G.I. Joe PSAs.

[DAFTBONCHKOOPA]

"kill it kill it kill it kill it!"

[mimimonster23]

I SMELL SHITTY PANTIES!!

[jmoogie]

I'll dance to death!

[deeni0z]

SLICED BREAD AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS SHIT

[HnHBlkM]

WTF???? I loved it!

[loganfan907]

you know all shitty panies belong to me!

oh i'll kill myself first, i wish i was dead.

hmmmmm yeaaah. I'll dance to death!

hahahahaha

[GreenSkittlesPwn]

I'll stick my fucking finger and kill the baby myself!

But, I like little babies...

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

[Ry3353]

At 1:38 I thought that clown doll hanging itself was edited in.

[Frottagecub]

@Ry3353 omg, i just noticed... how fucking funny is that

[cheito436]

mmm yammy i smell shity panties...rofl

[ramraideruk]

Hey girls, wanna lick my pussy? It tastes really good!

[synthetiksmurf]

bikein' at night is good for your ass!

[grrrrrrrrawk]

its offensive? but i love it?

[literale]

ummmm..........is this by eric fensler? or just a kitchy, raunchy, bad imitation? 

[CapricaSix]

@literale this is no imitation - and only raunchy if you treat it that way. keep your high-minded feelings to yourself.

[mischief13]

Long live Jiz! more please!

[CollyWogs1]

I'll dance to death!

[ramraideruk]

I have been walking down the street laughing at these Jiz cartoons. People must think I'm mad. I do hope so. That will help in my defence when I KILLLLL YOOOOOUUUUUU!

[ryanhump3]

'kill it, kill it, kill it.'

[synthetiksmurf]

Awww, Thanks Jiz your really cool!!! - the most awesome southern gay boy accent

[ramraideruk]

I shit my panties!

That's nasty!!

[sachthesage]

Does she threaten to kill all or just most of these kids?

[TheRKOMONSTER]

ROFL

[Neequu78]

This is so sick. I love it.

[gox75]

this is so motherfuckin' good - who does this sick shit?!

I love it - fuck yeah JIZ!!!

[discotech1]

GUHH WHAT THE FUCK LEZZIES GET THE FUCK OUT

[JeffTheNorse]

"I'm disappearing, I'll kill you! JIZ!"

[billydeeuk]

What the hell?!

[richstephenson]

hahahahhaa jiz is ma name !!!

[aquales]

LOL

[drakeltheryuujin]

Jiz! Jiz.

[heyimtomato]

I cried. I cried sweet tears of joy.

[MisterJackson2U]

Jiiiiiiiiz. I'll fuck you hair... you're fat.

[pantsuck10]

this is my fucking town! and everyone licks my fuckin pussy! IF I catch you licking anyone else's I"LL kill YOUUUUUUUUUUU!"

lol

[Shteve67]

Iiiii'lll kiiiilll yooooou!

[glovdcop]

You are just fucking GENIUS.

I want more!

[Syaoran69]

"aww... but I like little babies..."

"KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!"

"all right..."

[MrHighwind]

After watching this for the millionth time, I just realized that someone was laughing while Jiz said "AHHH, I'M DISAPPEARING!"

[redatmosphere]

Excellent.

[insaneinthesfv]

I SMELL SHITTY PANTIES!!!!!!!!

[triathlete77]

Dunno what all the fuss is about ay, we totally used to watch Jiz on tv after school. Always after we ate some of my uncles special brownies which he used to try and hide at the back of the pantry for some reason

[cellophanegirl]

I cannot stop watching this. Seriously.

[pantsuck10]

lol jiz changes her gender and orientation like every 2mins.

[keepnitfaggity]

I LOVE SIENNADENIMA!!!!!

[dwbear7]

I'll kill you.....Jiz

[stevie511]

Aaaargh I'm disappearingggg! I'll kill yooouu!  JIZ! LMFAO!

[HaziMonster]

"I wish I was dead. I'll dance to death."

I love that part too much.

[TenebreFan]

LICK MY PUCCI  OMFG!!!!!!!

[zigzigzig]

lol. the abortion one is the best.

[MelgMike53]

Mmhhhmmm .... MHHHMMMmMm... Yummmyyyyy... I smell shitty panties....

[skoc06]

AHAHAHAH this is awesome!

[ImmaculatePizza]

OK, I have a problem. This is my favorite show. And there are only three episodes of it. I love it so fucking much. I tell everyone about it.

"I'll stick my fuckin' finger and kill the baby myself."

[FoodleProductions]

"You are already subscribed to siennadenima"

[TAincorporated]

i fap to this!

[ardeay]

this is great shit

[Frottagecub]

I kill the baby myself.... KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!!!

[comatoes78]

OMFG i'm gonna die laughing!!!!

[viehunter]

I think 10k of those 100k views are mine...

[swverausc214]

I've got at least that much.

[Jourdainist]

this is funny

[MaddysMuff]

"What the fuck, lezzies" is how I answer the phone now. Seriously.

[Pilotwannabe62]

Post a video of it.

Now.

[blkbeast1980]

OH damn this is funny ... I think I peed alittle

[shaunny0208]

MMMM! I SMELL SHITTY PANTIES! MMMMM!!

[FCARTER2]

JIZZZZZZZZZZ!

[stevie511]

AAARGH I'M DISAPPEARING! I'LL KILL YOU! - this is comedy gold!!!!!

[brandoho86]

"Drag queens INSANE"

[cerver7]

HAHAHAHA "i smell shitty panties" HAHAHAHAHAAHA

[Astrotrain99]

Bumblebee @2:13

[KC7689]

i like your hair . . you're fat.

[lobo2k]

I smell shitty panties!

[MikeLomb]

I have this as my morning wake up ringtone now.

[gothdolly84]

Oh my god this dude can't sing for shit lol!

[adamdoyle1]

""mmmmm.. ymmyyy... I smell shittttty panties" hahaah

[swverausc214]

Thanks, Jiz, you're really kewl. Lol.

[Enlitn3000]

LOL "Biking at night is good fo yo ass."

[SaraxParamorexFoetus]

I love that part WTF lezzies gtfo

[MonsterJulian]

I'll dance to death...

[SaraxParamorexFoetus]

neither

[youvebeenabrickmary]

Truly, truly fuckin contagious

[sethocopia]

wtf lol

[nostromo38]

Okay, this is the 7th straight month in a row that I've watched this video and it looks like it will continue this way until I'm dead.

[Luckdragon]

Biking at night is good fo yo ass!!!

[sammarexia]

ahahahha.

fuck the gi joe one.

i like this one.

kudos

[atltallone907]

one of the funniest things EVER.....I think i love it so much because im old enough to know what Jem was lol

[DreidelHustler]

Love.

[WhatTheBrittany]

LOL!!!

[friendlier]

Somebody saw the GI Joe parodies.

Brilliant!

[march88]

My first born child shall be called "Jiz" and I will teach it to sing this intro song, whenever somebody ask for his/her name.

JIZ IS MAAH NAME! JIZ!

[luftful951]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha­haha!!!!!!!!