So You Want to Close Your Facebook Account

[MrBlueees]

this is hillarious :)))

[jrg305]

They let you deactivate your account. I did over 1.5 years ago after being on it since '04. Outside of undergrad, it's a waste of time. People who just meet me do not need to friend me on facebook to read about things I can't explain in person, such as the fact that I like to sleep with other men and date men romantically as a man. My family doesn't need to see new people in my life or exiting my life. Fuck facebook.

[Holden2003hr]

Facebook is the fucking devil. Awesome video. "The obligatory it's great to hear from you" private message. Lol!

[thehouseofcrow]

This is Hitlers dream, my nightmare, of constant spying, blatent spying on the citizens. Google geeks think they are 'gods.' Not all, the vast majority. Sold your souls to Satin/gov. But your cool, wealthy; however, people honestly abhor you. Buy A CONSCIENCE. Stop taking sites down in the U.S. & other countries. Check yourself.

[thehouseofcrow]

Facebook is a phase of Hell. So is google and youtube since the NEW Policy. Read the entire policy of nazi-ish bs. Hope you love the government as they love you so much they decided to be your parent and google is the aunt/uncle you trusted until discovering they put a camera/voice recorder on your fav coat you take everywhere. They made transcripts, kept the audio; all for your best interest & to hold against you in the future.

[PecosBillColo]

The end was the funniest part.

[checkonit123]

I hate fb, never found it appealing.

[MrDecocandles]

priceless



[TheWaynelds]

i hope facebook ends up like myspace soon. I never check mine at all, and I actually post something maybe once a month, which always has a point, or interesting. All comments and messages go straight to my phone in a text message and i can respond to them in a text message as well, so i never have to actually log into this aweful site and read peoples boring, pointless posts about the unintersting things they did today.

[ACSDistanceEducation]

I'm not even going to finish watching this because we love our work facebook account. Come and like it! Ha ha ha!

[ShinIsTrue]

LMFAO

[sketchyinc]

"I'm not addicted to Voicodin, i can Quit whenever I want, LULZ."

[stephanieninja]

Crap.

[TangerineWizard123]

I deleted it.

[dxserra1]

i hate it

[MsMusacLuver]

hahahaha

[psillyme1]

@4:00. Awesome. 4Square is whack.

[ellonysman]

Someone send this to CNN, theyll send it into viral history! lol

[ellonysman]

This is the TRUTH...really puts Facebook in its place as far as its social skills

[Hellzap0ppin]

bwahahahhahhaaaaa!

[var2c]

"Good heavens!! why?!"

[TechnoGeek4681]

sweet mother of god, no

[UbiquitousMilitia]

Fuck yes, 500 friends i don't even talk to. Goodbye over a year ago. Good riddance, I don't care enough to tell you what i've done or even read what you've done.

[CoyoteUK84]

LOL! So good xD

[TheLewis1745]

'its like it has an enlarged prostate' LOL xD

[Bidmartinlo]

Thank goodness I never had an facebook account in the first place. ;D

[Patrickthedutch]

facebook friends ?

Lmao, get hit with disaster and see how many facebook friends are left, maybe 2 or 3 ?

Facebook is just getting into business of other people you shouldn't and they are doing the same with you.

Privacy is such a nice thing.

[efunofit]

Tis good but the voiceover from xtranormal is super robotic and irritating. Can that tone or vocal quality be changed? Epic.

[lee18580]

Haha, this video is soo truee

[MissLucyBoomer]

lolol this is fantastic XD

[dwkazzie]

@MissLucyBoomer thank you!

[MrSinadrin]

@dwkazzie Wth Funny Vid :)

[johnbarkand]

@MissLucyBoomer you are so right, idon't know why people put it down. this is very creative.

[Mozartmostly]

your videos are masterful. great insights , you are talented dwkazzle.

[acebpd]

thumbs up if u checked your facebook account the minute it said facebook

[Lollivegurl]

HILARIOUS!!!

[KILLUSALL92]

1:00 awesome...

[zap859]

cool....

[Videoscape]

It took much convincing on the part of some good friends for me to create a FB account before I relocated 3000 miles away. In hindsight it was one of the best decisions I made.

[zebraremovals]

wow , you made a video about my wife

[dwkazzie]

@zebraremovals ha-ha good one!

[tommysixgunner]

@zebraremovals everyones wife I think 

[TheStSocrates]

@GDelva It's good that you had the respect for the user who uploaded this enough to ask (something lacking on the net) I think this needs to be posted on facebook as many times as possible

[gopioneersgo]

This stuff is great!!! I can't stop watching your vids.

[RonHovet]

dwkazzie... Your videos are a riot !!!!!! Can you make "So you want to be a drummer in a rock band" ??

[xAngecielx]

ugh i hate it when people put up words of inspiration

[davidstighansen]

this made me check my facebook status

[buupath]

pense que era personas reales pero el habla los delato

[sassyshanzy]

lmaooooooooooooooo

[TheJacko2004]

L-O-V-E your cartoons! Thank you.

[coolkat786]

This is boring -_- Cant you make the voices more lively?

[KaiserVadin]

lol at 4:48

[8BitMonk3y]

@cupcakes7058 That's actually kind of stupid. They should make it instant instead of making you wait two weeks. If you don't know that you have to wait, you may frequently check to see if your account is gone yet. But if you go onto FaceBook to even check, it won't delete it. It's just a stupid scam to make you get on FaceBook more.

[RedneckYachtClubber]

@ObservedPrey You can cut the sexual tension with a sheet of tissue paper!

[adventururer]

She has a tattoo of a dragon committing an act of sodomy on another dragon...I bet she's an artists

Awesome.

[Mrcrazy80]

I think one of my lungs just exploded.

[PollyModel]

what happens if ur account gets reported when i didnt do anything :(

[saki2334]

I can stop whenever I want hahahaha

[dfhohj]

Facebook is government, by cia, wtf, and they wont let you delete ur account, its theirs to own, and will stay there, pics and all, never sign up.

[dfhohj]

Facebook is government, by cia, wtf, and they wont let you delte ur account, its theres to own, and will stay there, pics and all, never sign up.

[BurritoqueenOnPatrol]

When the guy mentions that he has a problem with the fact that the woman actually likes constant tracking by the government of everything the woman does... now that's a classy insertion of an important issue. Nice

[TheROBLOXMOVIEGUY]

lol so boring i might help with your videos. do this. use your voice and someone elses for characters

[eduTouY]

"She lives in Fargo" LOOOL!!!

[ItsaUFOduh]

best idea for a tattoo i've ever heard!

[austintrains]

lol this is funny shit



[coolzaydelie]

omg how could someone not like fb

the only people who hate fb have no friends on it

[Judahsmommy96]

4th amendment 4th amendment...I have a headache now!

[concordatthefort]

Someone has a lot of time

[G0LDENL0VEMUSIC]

People hate on facebook , cuz even on facebook they have no friends :)

[Magraathea]

Why is the shirtless guy wearing a tie?

[skyandry101]

it looks like his shirt is see through adn your looking at his nipples



[skyandry101]

sounds like fartgo

[SarahKProductionz]

yh, his shirt does look like a face, lol

[littleloonykel]

His shirt looks like a face O_o :D x

[popupkilla]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my iphone doesn't get good reception in my condo priceless!!!

[thesupermyst]

its sad but true people just waste time on this broadcasting their lives away

[buixrule]

"You're so complex". :)

[Malaysiamnbmnb23]

Ohh now this is AWESOME dwkazzie i will subscribe

[PeopleCanBeStupid1]

Haha. So funny. Facebook is really sorry, but it denied your request to delete..

[UnkleRonnie]

"RACIST SUPERHERO" is the funniest xtranormal video on YouTube!!

[TheMajaaristo]

fabulous! so to the point and riotously!

[Zethux]

Man: "Here's a newsflash... I'm not 7 anymore."

*Awkward Silence*

Woman: "That's interesting."

[saraha180]

so tired of facebook & twitter haters.

[RacyReggie]

I ve been on FACEBOOK for THREE YEARS now yet I only have 39 friends,most who I went to school with,extended family members and ex-work mates. I never download APPLICATIONS,GAMES etc. I think Im pretty stable in that sense.

[caliguess]

@RacyReggie dang! i have been on for 1 and i have over 200!

[jross2010]

"u should cal all 321 of your friends to tell them goodnite!" HAHA FUCKING GREAT!!! :D

[UofLCardFan08]

Good heavens.  Why?

[Jordanc1999]

22 people saw the ladys farmville

[Fabivaca]

are you using state?how you made them to sit

[raccoonkkzyo]

watch my vid it about a guy on the maury show its from xtranormal and its mad funny lmao subscribe

[snurfsnurfable]

@bbphnix Did Facebook happen to tell you how to properly use semicolons? Apparently not.

[bbphnix]

all the reasons the guy mentioned not to have facebook are the reasons I do not sue or will ever use twitter; I have facebook though; I need it because it is a useful way of communicating with other people since almost everyone I know uses facebook; I however make only a tiny bit of personal information available to the rest; and I rarely post a status update; I wish like to give up facebook if it was feasible

[2sdude]

@bbphnix if you like communicating with friends, youll love this amazing invention called a phone! you can even talk to peaple live with it!

[ChaosTheSheWolf]

i love the dragon part =P

[gtrdoc911]

nice to know you're not wasting time on facebook but using it constructively making cartoons.

[dwkazzie]

@gtrdoc911 This one made me laugh out loud. Touche.

[gtrdoc911]

@dwkazzie glad u enjoyed it. i'm in the same boat wasting way too much time on my computer doing useless shit. it's too addicting.

[GDelva2003]

@dwkazzie

Is it ok if I post this on facebook?

[dwkazzie]

@GDelva2003 sure, please do.

[GDelva2003]

@dwkazzie

Thanks. I have an account but I rarely go on the website so I just let it hang there. I did the same thing with my myspace account.

[Tikitian]

@gtrdoc911

Would you be humbled if he were to be as successful as say Tom Kenny in 20 years because of these?

[gtrdoc911]

@Tikitian I must be out of it cos I had to look up who Tom Kenny is. But these are computer generated voices (although I think he did a great job on this vid, I was just being sarcastic with my comment)

[Tikitian]

Oh. I meant to reference Hillenburg, not Kenny. But it's always a pleasure to have to return and explain what could've been conveyed with a change of tone or facial expression, huh?

[gtrdoc911]

@Tikitian Once again I wasn't familiar with that name but I have heard of spongy (applause). Thanks for the info.

[EminemLover1200]

Good heavens, why. That made me laugh so hard!

[sgniwder99]

I love this guy in every one of these videos. If there were an actual actor portraying this guy's sense of despair, he could not get it across nearly as well.

[thevelvetbubble]

hahahaha WTF

[RacyReggie]

No matter however MUCH you try to AVOID FACEBOOK,the regulators and pioneers will seek new ways of drummin this social network into our conscious. Example: FACEBOOK MOBILE. Although I ve always browsed on my phone even before. I joined three years ago-only about a year ago I started browsin regularly

[2sdude]

@RacyReggie actually i havent been on facebook for about a year. i have recently tried to log on only to find it was hacked 4 months ago. so there ya go i avoided facebook pretty damn easily

[JibbyJoeby]

"I think my lung just exploded."

[anythingnew]

Omg, everything the guy says is funny lol

[RacyReggie]

I couldnt agree more

[RacyReggie]

If FACEBOOK didnt EXIST as a SOCIAL NETWORK,such an updated invention such as the iPhone would merely be a twinkle in the eye of INVENTION

[alphabit251]

@RacyReggie

Facebook has made you stupid. That isn't how capital letters work.

[lovinlifejoe]

fucking facebook is Big Brother

[fowlermi1]

Facebook totally sucks ass!

[haunter600]

I am yet to find an unfunny xtranormal video, about ANYTHING.

[Dancolehawk]

I'm in highschool and this this is more true than anyone can imagine.

[azbrc1984]

Goddamn Facebook users, just dumping stuff into the tubes, clogging my Internets. It took a week for a email from my grandma to get to me!

The internet is a series of tubes, you can't just dump stuff into like its a dump truck!

[dalemassage1]

Hillarious!

[kelseykelseykelseyy]

For some reason when he says "sweet mother of God, no" it sounds like Dr. Cox from Scrubs!

[LordMaster1234]

This is honestly disregarding pretty much all of the convenience that Facebook provides.

[region1111]

@controversyking I've listened to david duke. He sucks.

[charlessmyth]

Awesome :-)

[suniseclipsed]

It's like Dr. Cox from Scrubs with a monotone voice.

[someonespadre]

Why do married women on Facebook need 3 names? Isn't two enough?

[rrr13rcc]

"do you also announce when you're getting ready to go poop?" hahahahahahahha best line in the video

[chiptastrophe]

i deleted my facebook, i can relate. but when i went to delete it i had to go through five thousand questions like it was a life changing decision. give me a fuckin break

[chiptastrophe]

i deleted my facebook, i can relate. but when i went to delete it i had to go through five thousand questions like is was a life changing decision. give me a fuckin break

[thatgirl208]

Genius.

[yambertthenoble]

Buttons look like nipples.

[CocaColton]

Ha ha ha that's probably the best one I've seen. You forgot to mention that people only knew it was his birthday because the side bar told them. anyways you should check out my xtranormal vid. I think you'll like it.

[MelindaAugustina]

would you like to go back to 1989 and make mixed tapes....lol.. !! 

[ixltankerlxi]

Fk this vid. Facebook is one of the Best emails in the world!

[Anrboy]

I deactivated my facebook about 2 minutes into this

[whisper012]

@Anrboy hahahaha! 

[GTarcisius006]

Do you get a rush of Do-Pa-Mean...Lol xD o you ppl...

[videocanone]

"If you wanted people to say you had no life, President Bush would say,'Mission Accomplished' " LTTPOT (laughing to the point of tears !)

[CalicoatMaker]

I hate people that use this moronic voice synth from 1981.

[HollowKrownOaSis]

way too boring bro.

[andisnowfairy33]

im not addicted to vicodin. i can stop whenever i want. LMAAO!

[ShawnaHazle]

"I like to play some of the games. I love Farmville. Would you like to see my harvests?"

"Sweet mother of God, no."

[doc7474]

"I bet she's an artist"..apparently another disclaimer that can get you ought of anything.

[terror923]

lol "what about your update from 11:30 last night, really? nighty night everyone this girl is worn out"

[DropDeadCouture]

lmfao hip and trendy

[saintsamaritan]

@dwkazzie You're a genius. Funny. You should do a vid in favor of FB. What a gem FB has been in networking, sharing YOUR vids, sharing delightful pics, posts and quotes, propagating vital news, keeping records of truth as well as insanity, testing one's metal in debating, and invigorating the public, and making new friends (via FB I met folks in real life by phone and in person), and several friends reappeared where we had forgotten one another. I'm not addicted to FB but it's a great tool.

[DropDeadCouture]

dude this is so true!!! facebook is for narcissists.

[Spoofonyourspoof]

hilarious, came accross xtranormal a few weeks ago and had a go at a few videos. I am too addicted to facebook and other peoples updates, to delete my account. imagine if you had to call all your friends before you deleted the account

[goldymich1]

Does anyone know how to get in touch with Facebook!!!!!! They have racked up my Verizon bill by sending all this stuff to my text messages!!!

[christiTN]

Woman: "Do you want to see my harvest?"

Man: "Sweet mother of God no."

I thought I was gonna pass out...thanks for the huge laugh.

[DrownedTheGoldFish]

LOL

[devastator44]

lol @ still struggling with the easy version of mine sweeper

[ninjaswordtothehead]

'a tattoo of a dragon committing an act of sodomy on another dragon..' classic line.

[fuzzydude64]

Yeahhh, Facebook IS crap...but Myspace is definitely a bigger waste of time.

[mousya]

Sounds like the convo I kept having with my ex . Lol

[jasonhamzy]

yeah, pretty clever. I love facebook, but I try to keep it in perspective.  This video definitely keeps it in the bullseye, and it's worth a couple of chuckles.

[203janet]

so you want to go to business school beats this one down!

[LMS031980]

I like it! I removed my FB several months ago and this made me laugh.

[dwkazzie]

@BigHitBuda no worries, I won't take your comment down. I'm just picking on some of the sillier aspects of Facebook. Believe me, Facebook helped spread my Law School video like crazy, so I'm a huge fan.

[203janet]

@dwkazzie

you need to make up your mind!!

are you a fan of fb or not?

your video says you're not which was COOL but then your kissing its ASS which is not cool!

[peterfdrucker]

@dwkazzie Good video. I think what you call the "sillier aspects" are actually pretty serious. Presumably it is actually possible to use it in a way that doesn't isolate you & reduce you to a one dimensional list of preferences and meaningless quotes . . .

Hit the nail on the head.

LS video is good too; you should also throw in some stats about the glut of lawyers in the US.

[L0rdFlashheart]

@BigHitBuda

Sense of humor. Get some.

[butch2772]

@L0rdFlashheart no kidding! "dont you dare talk about my FB!"