How To Lose The Lottery

[bajkzkm]

i love america

[rebeccarideoutiscool]

ur must be that hotest person alive

[dbspaceoditty]

your retarded....you make your video with your voice too qu ite too here what your saying, and then make these high pitches screams that almost blew out my speakers...FAIL

[JammyRoss]

@dbspaceoditty I absolutely agree with you!! Thanks for noticing aswell i was just about to write the same thing

[liquid49286]

good editing on the vid. made it watchable.

[JohnnyDizm]

What a total waste of of $30.56; oh wait $34.24, damn now it's $35.26, $35.74, $36.00 (weird); $37.01, $37.64...

[Hannah11039503]

I think you're brilliant.

[RumplestilskinWolf]

IT WAS SO WORTH IT.....

although i still argue it wasnt a joint decision james.... mwahaha

good times.

x

[rob88yeahx]

oh dear

[rey4every]

haha idk something like that

[thinkinawink1]

do not take the word of the counter person Mine was stolen by counter person 60th burliegh, 250000 no help from the lottery center either

[ROBBiE3MM]

what a fucking idiot

[rey4every]

i once one $200 on a $1 scracher that i bout with my hard found money and she let me have $2 yay

[piratkirby]

whaaat???

[lilburnmafia]

I hope you bought 6 more tickets.

[snowboarder4212]

I got that edamame thing today lol!

[Blondeebabe27]

i love the little yayyyyy's at the end hahaa

[empstudioz]

i got one of those and i won 50 dollars then my mom made me give it to charity cause i was under age :(

[JaneyXxOo]

my uncle and i always do scrachers and danmit i won 100 ($) (im American sry! but i think it about £66.70) and then we like got about 20 more of those danm things!! (lost them all!)_:( now THATS sad!

[JdoubleA2]

the first video of urs i saw u only had music so in this video i heard you talk so loud all brittishy and i got scred D:

[idontxcarex]

what are you talking about his accent is awesome (:

[DarkiiceTea]

jeez,i though all ur clip was 'bout how you scrath off,lolz,sorry =))

[Oct23rd4004BC]

Oh a new fifty p, i haven't got one yet.

The rest are sitting on my desk waiting for it.

I have a very fulfilling life.

[septicZhelium]

why does everyone think he's foreign? i'm english and he sounds pretty english to me! (posh english, the queen's english, darling.)

[iwantadamnNZaccent]

sounds english to me too O_O

[xxcait1xx]

your darling,

men aqnd their scratch cards eh'

when will they learn

(:

x

[Running2fly]

Very very cute

[wantstobe]

Pounds.....British accent..... British money......YOUR RUSSIAN!!

[kevin08326]

You have the most adorable accent I've ever heard<3

[UnParapluieBleu]

Haha my brother got really luck once and won $100 on a $1 scrath off, but he still went and bought more ^_^

*shakes head*

[fruitmongers]

You're pretty.

[texanalexandra]

hahaha quit whilst your ahead ;-)

[pigeonbeatbox]

legend

[DazzledNessieCullen]

Ahahaha xD I love youu

[BeckyT94]

I did that but i only won £10 at the end of it :(

[janitorbud]

at least you won 6?

i have no idea how to do the symbol.

[xxsupershellyxx]

lol

[jigglianneverdie]

hahaha i spend almost every other day scratching those things!! except i buy the $3 ones, about 10 of them at a time ... i do the same thing, i win, and then i spend the winnings by losing with some new ones. haha.

[ThreeMissingWords]

Unlucky lol

[cassehsays]

How To Lose The Lottery: Join the Lottery. :D

[NatalieAnne3]

Where did you get the sound effect of kids cheering? It would be perfect for my project and I've been looking all over for something exactly like that!

[YasminPaella]

comes with imovie

[eskimopie155]

that's how they get gamblers' money!

[ieshuahconto]

hahahahaha looser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pero que enorme perdedor jaja pero que gracioso esto.

very funny friend i'm looking this and smiling je.

[chunkymonky218]

Aww, hehe, cute.

[AccioJellyBean]

*points and laughs*

im seeing you next weekend. GREAT -_-'

jokes XD

[JackayWackay]

U shud of kept the moneyyy sillllllly

Greedyy =p

[olliez0r]

woot for garageband/soundtrack pro sounds. :P

[frostisinyea]

lo lcheers pleae do.. if u have time, you influenced me with the challenge in the title anyway aka blind cat challenge. thnax

[loveyoutopgear]

ur soo cool !!!!!!

<3

...yay! J0ames

[Lolagoestohollywood]

I'm sorry for you. I have never won in the lottery, too. Maybe that's because I never buy tickets, but anyway. Someday, you will win something more than 6 pound. I promise.

[MizzNeta]

lol! ;D

[princessarianaa]

lolll oh james ♥

maybe next time yes?

[PeggyCHEWtube]

its the 30th one in the pack of 100 that has the £50 in lol.

(mums friend works at paper shop)

[THEjonasbrosFAN]

hahahahahaha.<3

[misssnazzyallie]

i love that you put them on the wall

[nicolcacola]

someone has to win, never know if its going to be you

(my losers motto)

[Castle03]

Your too young to gamble!!!

[habzvip]

lol nope its 16 or over in the UK

[Castle03]

James is 14 though.

[habzvip]

lol no he isn't

[Castle03]

Psh, i think i would know, i am his brother.

[GracieLue2]

tell him i love him then.

[Castle03]

He's in bed, will do in the morning.

[GracieLue2]

i don't believe you, but in the morning tell him gracielue2 is in love with him please

[Castle03]

Lulz i even have his face as my phone background. I will tell him if i remember the username :)

[GracieLue2]

please and thank yoo

[KuroXOverrated]

YAY!!!!!

lol

[cometjumper]

you made several mistakes you didn't mix and match and you didn't buy and scratch hehe

[strawberrysatine]

I (depressingly) work in a co-op and there's an old man who comes in every day (about every half hour from 8am-10pm) and buys 10-20 scratchcards in one go. He won £80,000 on one from our shop last year but it must be long gone now. He lives in a halfway house too, apparently he got done for fraud.

[gotenkslovesme]

oh u no what?

i bet the 17th one woulda had £250 :P

[FrostedLlama]

Better luck next time..??

hehe,

what is the name of that pea thing (again?) please? I really want onee! _xx

[netteboots37]

WHAT edamame thing was that?! and where can i get one?!

[xdaisy123]

i win those things everytime, :L but whenever we send off for the prize, it just never comes back!

:@

[j0ames]

LOL

Everyone wins the ones your thinking of because they come free in magazines and are scamsssssssss!

Everyone wins those, the ones I was using were from the National Lottery and you claim the prize money over the counter...

[xdaisy123]

hmm yeah, but i dont want to waste my money on those things! haha

:L

[ShonaN25]

[= lol

[amy9368]

How do you spell the name of the thing you gave Charlotte please? (:

[meisanelson]

mugen edamame

[NielsP]

Aaaaaahw. How sad.

BUT! It was nice to see you again :')

[mrcrackerfeld]

3 scratchcards in one go wins £2/£6 or £18/£49

[mrcrackerfeld]

and ask for 2 £5 scratchcards. wins £5/£10/£50

[mrcrackerfeld]

and forget the £1 scratchcards,do the £2 scratchcards.

[jamiedunne]

I thought the lottery was a tax on the poor, what the hell was James thinking?

Surely the credit crunch hasn't hit the toffs. (joke)

[neverevertell]

the secret is to use a penny to scratch! the scratch card then thinks you're poor and gives you lots of money. well, the sympathetic ones do.

[tHeSoLaRGiRl]

Two adds came up during this video:

NEXT TIME BE THE WINNER!

and

GET MILLIONS!

lol :)

[shecaptain]

I did that when I turned 18 and was allowed to buy lottery tickets. Biggest waste of money, I agree.

[YasminPaella]

newsagencies

[YasminPaella]

haha it's all about the odds. you should have bought 16 scratch cards from different newsagents!

[Blucola]

I used to work in a gas station and people would come in and blow their entire paychecks on lottery tickets. They were stupid, but I still felt bad for them. But no, they could not have a free ticket as a consolation prize!

[DarlaBaxter123]

Hahaha you're so funny :)

[whoaitsliketaylor]

I remember when I won $11 U.S. dollars. Good times.

[choro1981]

Hello James,I'm so sorry you didn't win anything,but hey it happens to me all the time,I been playing the lottery in my state and I think that most I have won at one time is $3 US dollars so don't feel bad. Better luck next time. Peace

[JulioBandito]

laaaaaaaaammmmme! that blows man....,,,,screw the lottery its all about bank robbery now!

[ilovevronaldwealsey]

aww

[crimsong19]

Well, the lesson is that you don't always win. Sorry.

[iianardo]

LOLZ that sucks dude.

[animeluvrrr]

hahha...oh scratch cards

[misstooheys]

You should've had the picture of your sock fail at the end lol

[DreamingMe]

I went to a festival in Belgium and there was a scratch card thingy where you got one for free.

Ended up losing about 20 euros.

=[ Gambling is bad, mmmkay

[karenlikesyou]

Should've kept the 16 pounds. xD I think that sounds like fun, though!

[falletron]

I hate the temptation of regambling your winnings back into the game, in the hopes of a bigger pay out. I have been bitten by that beast in the past too.

At least you got to make a video out of it? :P

[rangler20]

you didn't fail at least you got something. i have never....NEVER won anything from scratch offs and i get every year from my dad. rangler20 scratch offs EPIC FAIL!

[tenacross]

Yay for the sound efffects!

[gmdta]

I'm unlucky, too. I went to the Casino today and basically lost every single time. My mom basically doubled her money.

I fail. : /

[SidneeLove]

You're so entertaining. (:

[atiugapmas1]

Reminds me of the 'Just My Luck' movie with all the scratch tickets baha.

I'm sorry about the unluck...

[kimmyt1191]

wow. that sucks!

[mozigirl]

you didn't fail.

the national lottery is a great big con.

hey kids, don't gamble, it doesn't fucking work.

[brentybabes]

lol love the "o shit" bit :D

[babetrippleXXX]

I built that sink.

[kitttenface]

.. Sad.

Buy more scratch cards with your £6! Haha.

[thephantommilk]

i love the little kids cheering. Such a cheesy sound, but so entertaining.

[isalique4]

all together now..... YAYYYYY!!!!!!

[bumsenSIE4]

i bet my luck is just as bad, if not worse, than your's.

i'd probably even lose that bet.

..which i guess wouldn't make sense anyways..

oh well.

[straub11]

you always have crazy japanese toys. seriously.

[umberbumber]

i told you gambling was wrong

granny never lies

[joeabro1]

cool video nice job.

[NatashaSikyta]

lol please stop using built in mac sounds!!! hahah i hear enough on logic pro

[OddmentTweak]

Sad.

[DanaEatsYou]

That happens to me all the time. I don't buy them anymore.

[martinlee2]

Buy 6 more scratch cards with that £6

[AikaGranzchesta]

It's not a waste. Scratching lottery cards is the most fun EVURR! X3

[Frank33314]

kewl video

[Hannahbeex]

haha aww bless ya.

my luck's probably just as bad.

[Tardis]

Sounds like you were lucky. Just a bit greedy too. Kinda' like a James Bond villain. In the future: Take the money and run.

[hahaidontcare]

Why the hell do you have so many wierd Asian toys? lol

[HatticusRex]

LOL THE SINK

[pancakefairydust]

you spelt lose wrong but u still won six pounds so scratch cards are the way forward yeahhhhz

[AliceBino13]

lol yeah, wheredya get all the little japanese toys from?

EBAY? lol

[charleeXD]

bless

i loved what you bought her though

where do you get all these amazing things?

[nicadeo]

hahahahaahaha

that picture at the end is hilar

[owowowy]

haha, aw.

that's so sad!

[holliebadollie]

oh dear :(

that's greed for ya'

;)

[twilightfever101]

*rip*

"oh shit"

haha

[bsmith521]

you spelled LOSE wrong.

but i still luff yew

[RogueBlueJay]

lol You gotta love the lottery

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

rofl you fool <3

[learnt0f1y]

haha. I like how your videos can be so entertaining.

[wrooney97]

i say you buy another 6 more and continue with the never-ending cycle

[MrsGrrrg]

awh, nooo!

failing is bad!

[mimic118]

Aw, that sucks.

Well, now you know.

Great fail pic =D

[FroGhandi]

that sucks man.

i purchased a lottery ticket and a few scratch cards on my 16th birthday but never since.

[charmbracelet4]

ahhhhhh thatt doesn't suckk at all

[roses4spiders]

lol nice video <3

[HiImJellyBean]

hm. I've never seen scratch tickets attached like that before.

[Elrich89]

YOU'VE SPELT 'LOSE' WRONG.

[ilsehugsbeatles]

you should buy 6 more! it's only a 62.5% loss..;P

[ditzystef]

yay, lol. I did that once.

[Epiphanized]

lol gutted

*lose

[woolworker]

hoorayyy!!!

[xSushixPackx]

I <3 failblog. Poor James D:

[AwesomeMattMachine]

buy more scratch tickets with your £6

:P

[bexhillguy]

i did the same thing and won £250.00 WAAHAAAY

[j0ames]

DAMN YOU.

[BarryAldridge]

Oh well at you won something.

[evilmunchkinbeauty]

LMAO, what on earth is with the little kids? bloody scared me.

[itiselizabeth]

Oh well. It IS better than loosing all £16. But not as good as keeping it would have been!

It was worth trying even if just for the amusing video.

:)

[softball1394]

Haha. I remember seeing that picture on Failblog.

xD

[Minish]

Then just use the six pounds you won and buy six more cards and continue the cycle until you end up with more money than you spent!

And that's how it all starts to go downhill.

[j0ames]

Exactly! I could do that but soon everything will be gone.

I DONT WANT TO BUY ANOTHER SCRATCH CARD AGAINNN

[chocolatecauldrons]

Sadtimes :(

[proudveggie]

That's the reason I have managed to stop myself buying scratch cards whenever I've been tempted...if I won, I would just keep buying them until I actually bankrupted myself.

It's like those 2p machines in arcades...I always go in with the intention of walking away with SOME money and usually end up in debt to the people I borrowed from to feed my gambling addiction

=P

Awesome video as always

[Annaconda1984]

ebeg for lottery tickets...if every subscriber sends you 2 lottery tickets what will the chances be that youll win smth (-:

[IMayLookCatLike]

LOL! I always make sillys like that! Also you spelt lose wrong, but I'm not complaining! xD

[swoshers]

Yay for FAILBlog!

[jerryhcooke]

haha, I run the lottery machine at Sainsburys all day most saturdays - I probably sell about 3000 lottery tickets and 400 scratch cards in a day. Technically speaking, you won slightly more than usual - I think the odds are something like 1 in 4.6

[BB171294]

Lmaoo ahhh gutted :) at least you got six pounds! =] LOL x

[MidnightRun33]

i also have the worst luck with this kind of stuff lol

can't win a thing in my life

[AayushiXx]

ahh well. you'll get some money for making this video ^_^

<3

[eyelashxy]

Ahhh, denied. hahha. I'm sorry about your epic failure. The same thing happened to me before. Anyway, I hope that you .... live long a prosper??? I don't even know. To many hours of spanish home work. It makes my mind weird..... *zones out*

[lemonfacee]

£6 is better than none at least :)

[K1ngsOfLeon]

lol aww haha =]

[charlottelovescats]

wow, that really sucks :(

[Jonnyiswhatweaimfor]

Its not that unlucky. I mean, u got money out of it right.

compared to wen u had no scratch cards.

[MusicIsFreedom42]

Fail indeed :(

I'm terrible at scratch cards as well. Boo.

I love the picture at the end haha <3

[thunderhayes]

(For the purposes of this comment, a pound will equal an US dollar, I know it isn't really that straightforward though, but for the sake of simplicity, let's not argue)

If I would've won $16 on a scratch off ticket, I would've bought me a CD or something else, not more scratch offs.