Alas I Am So Screwed

[pageglen]

I love the Pocohantas part!

[realpqleur]

you are so friggn sexy!

[catndryer]

Oh man.....I want this Babe so bad......

[katwomansz]

Good to see you again in the new year, Kim and friends. You have quite a history now on cubefarm. We're ready to buy another collectors item of greatest hits.

Heard there is an opening on NBC at 11:30 PM. Hope to see you there!!

[artfacts]

Wonderful to see you again I thought you had left the farm, Love you to bit's,

Merry Crimbo From Liverpool UK

[cubefarm]

Still here..just slowed down a bit :) Happy Holiday season to you, artfacts!

[edmundopechSucksDick]

Nice Tittle

[katwomansz]

Love the chance to get outside the office for a history lesson.

[Malocosa]

Kimberly, your boss needs to get you a flat screen monitor.

[copperthecat2009]

LOLOLOL Alas........ LMFAO!

Thanks again for the laugh Kim.

Margaret

[gruebermeister]

I would love to see Kim's effect at a Ren. fair.

[onyana]

Loveth thyne ye olde poetry =)

[tenagliac]

Yeah, like we've learned to do more and more with less and less so that we're now doing everything with nothing.

You could have had a premonition about the cubical of the future. That should really be interesting ! ;-)

[evancortez2]

How about prehistoric times? "Where's that new temp we hired?" "Oh she got eaten by a dinosaur." "Man, I hate when that happens!"

[emeraldislegod]

"Poca-kim!" LMAO

[trime1851]

I've viewed you videos with much delight over the years. For this recent wrong maybe you should get a machine gun and kill all those nasty mother-fuckers!

[Ravenwingsong]

Nice medieval verse!

[ArmageddonAfterparty]

Hi Kim, if ever you're coming to the Netherlands, we'll set you up with a place to crash if you want it. If your party does not exceed 5 peeps, y'all have a free place to stay. I'm not sure what anyone would want to do here in the Netherlands but anyway, you're welcome. Just lemme know if ever you do come this way. If you need info on hotels or summin, we can provide that also.

Kind regards,

Kim and me

[blackshogun77]

I dont know armagageddon, you sound like you are trying to sell a ticket to "HOSTEL".

[ArmageddonAfterparty]

Lol thnx...I can see how it would sound so. Anyways, we live in a house with many more peeps, otherwise I wouldn't mind joinng that couch jumping scheme or whatever it is called. When I went abroad, many a times I had somewhere to stay aswell, hospitality can be fun. tsk Hostel...the only thing is that some people in this house feel it is haunted lol, it's an old orphanage! Lol, really true.

[onoff456]

Wow I love the higher quality video! Thanks Poca-Kim!

[cubefarm]

I'm happy to (finally) be in HD :)

[trime1851]

Super Good Stuff!!!

[JayKay62969]

I think this is my very favorite ever! Loved it! Now, if you'll only do a bit on "Team Building" events (blech!) and how corporate America (like Nazi Germany) is determined to beat every last vestige of individuality out of it's employees, my life will be complete.

[olnoseven]

Awesome as usual. Such a talented woman.

[telka3013]

I think I've watched every video but I don't recall seeing anything about office pools and how they make you feel like you're not a team player if you don't participate and fork over some money! Did I miss it?

[cubefarm]

have you seen "Office Pushers" -- youtube [DOT] com/watch?v=E5u9Dz4wFJk

[telka3013]

Perfect!! Thanks, I use you in my powerpoints to break the ice and monotony. When they don't see the "beautiful lady with the accent", they actually get angry now! If I start getting fees for these things, I'll break you off a piece LOL.

[jc8ward]

Alas, poor Ink, I knew thee well.

[orionpk]

ding

[RetrofitIam]

Hahaha.... Goofball

[anjwicks]

Has she ever done a bit on office gossipers (slander people)? My sanity requires I see that! :)

[cubefarm]

there is the episode "the rumor mill" youtube [DOT] com/watch?v=G4gyF1xEwfc

[anjwicks]

I just watched it! Sooo awesome! "It's a bitch being somebody's bitch but that's the bitch of it." OMG -> you nailed it!

I can't believe I got that council for free lol. I love it! (For that matter, I can't believe a celebrity talked to me either.)

Great stuff! Sanity for humanity, medication for this nation, whoopass for the whooped.. err, got carried away on the last one..

[gsco82]

That was so funny!! Kim, you were brilliant in all roles. More!! More!!

[sauceykat]

BEST. EPISODE. EVAR!

[MacBookGuy91]

Awesome. As said below Bravo Bravo.

I think you should do more past things very cool.

[jx14aby]

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

[Eagle776]

Kim you look Hot as 1950s woman.

[wrt7]

A+!!!!!! i love this one.... :)

[DahliaKHey]

You didn't learn those lines in secretarial college...

[kellingc]

Who knew you were such a witt with iambic pentameter? Really good job!

[brodgers123]

Damn you so purdy! *dreamy eyes*

[Sportimus]

Don't get me started on the copy machine jams that no one ever fixes or admits responisibility for. Just jam it and walk away. Oh, and no toner.  It's always the toner...

[dherae]

Agree w/ johnpiperfan! One of your best. Very funny! And you sure looked good!!!

[hidenfire]

ho-ho my favorit so far. Good one :D

[Robert697]

1:17 Poka Kim ... lmao

pu pu pu Poka Kim

pu pu Poka Kim

[zhero0]

Kim must have ALOT of extra time on her hands.

[johnpiperfan]

That was one of your best in a long time. Thanks for the extra effort.

[tmatthews95]

Alas poor Kim I knew her well. Well, get it? No? Okay... ;-)

[dartsharkbob]

Hamlet Act 5 scene 1

Hamlet:

Let me see. (takes the skull) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft.

Next time use the proper quote.

[espressotruths]

I know it must've been exciting for you to Google that entire quote so you could post it here and feel really smart. But calm down. That was a bit excessive.

[dartsharkbob]

Gee some of us actually own thiese really cool things called Books. We dont need to look everything up on the internet. I dare you to find anywhere that the misquote is used in the play. It is used by people who think they know and want to seem intelligent. It's not too much to ask that if you are going to quote from a great work that you use it properly.

[Gourry334]

Pro tip: Learn grammar before ridiculing someone else's intelligence.

[Robert697]

fool .. don't you know Shakespeare's words have been changed so much, his original words no longer exist? Unlike the Bible, he didn't have hundreds of monks copying every word for word over the years.

So there is no "proper quote." After all, art is in the heART.

[tmatthews95]

This is comedy and or parody not a personal forum.

Have fun literally...

[AgentJayZ]

Never mind the pencils... Kim gets sharper every time we see her!

[ManFurMan]

Kim is SO fine!!!!

[CheVolay]

Getting the vibe you were in your high school drama class. Juliet maybe?? ;-)

[rodeney123]

Reminds me of old cinema when the boss had a stenographer instead of a computer. Will those days ever return or are the bosses playing games on their computer? I don't know.

[cggj1997]

I didn't realize you were so good at iambic pentameter

[cubefarm]

I've had some practice...a few shakespeare productions... even though this didn't turn out as 'true' iambic pentameter, we tried (and then gave up!) -;)

[themightylex]

Wonderful Kim!!!! Gotta share this one on facebook! :)

[aichaudh]

Wow this was the best Cube News video so far...it is short, simple, packed with laughs...but it actually takes quite a bit of skill to pull of something like this! BRAVO!

[cubefarm]

thanks:)

[tjf4375]

Excellent! :o) Nice one Kim, I think you're right. As long as we have human beings, we have people being left high and dry!

[laurence1211]

Cool very cool...

[RosieDesire]

Brilliant!

[noelotp]

One of your best work, Kim!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Kim.

I was interested,to see the 50's era cubiculista was concerned with nub length. I guess size mattered even back then.

[P00P0STER0US]

Fair thee well, ink...*snicker*

I hope you're having a well-supplied summer and an expanse of opportunity :)

[JasonMelancon]

Loved the Elizabethan cubicle! Bravo!

[loudstone]

This chick is FINE. I don't care what century she'd be from. YUM. I keep wondering what her real voice sounds like.

[Sambucacat]

But during the old days of cubical life, the cubes were ugly beige with orange fuzz and they could easily be tipped over.

[itsranton]

Yay! I LOVE you Kim.

[Sambucacat]

i personally like the old beige phones, with only two lines, the buttons were transparent and they flashed red, when a call went through, or routers had side A and side B.

[cubefarm]

true. you have to really work to knock them down these days.

[fantachan]

The Shakespearian skit was brilliant! :D

[BenLoka]

Kim you are quite simply brilliant!

[hypnofan35]

Pretty good Shakespearian. Who else talks like that? i think that must have been "stage speak" for speaking to a room without amplification. It sounds bona fide.

[spoalanm]

first?