Kim Jong Il Watches Football Match

[XxCYRAXANDERMACxX]

0:50 photoshop much

[Elfoersaan]

Do they just have 1 reporter in whole North-Korea?

[AlienBusDriver]

It's not like you'd miss anything if you did take a shit though, shocking boring game, a bad example of anyone hopping on the bandwagon of the train to boringville

[AlienBusDriver]

be good to be able to watch soccer without ever needing to do a shit like good ol Kim Jong

[Hatsmackful]

@NintendoMan2011 It matters because it stems from a sever misunderstanding of the human anatomy. Either America calls it that because they don't care - making the rest of the world think the are arrogant dicks, or it is that you don't realize the difference between a foot and a hand - making the rest of the world think you are stupid as fuck. That is what.

[fightingpagan]

Psycho in North Korea; at LEAST HE IS DEAD.

[MrPeacequiet]

those pictures... fake as hell. Paint.

[cadaverock]

THE SAD THING HERE IS ,HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH DIRECT-TV AND THE REST ARE LIKE WHAT IN THE HELL IS FOOTBALL?? BUT HE WILL DESCRIBE THE IMAGE WITH A MIC.

[GateKeeperXL]

HOW TO SPOT SICK LEADERS. Tip #1: Sick leaders usually occupies a very special chair even on ordinary occasions like watching a picture slideshow of a football match.

[ArttuAapeli]

Hon tra errr ada t juf ksks lld ir ki Kim Jong IL ieir laa trrt k illa kaj kkka k!

[NintendoMan2011]

@zoebiflap

So what if we call that sport football. We live freely and called the sport that. Just live with it, and go eat your own crap in hell!

[baraxor]

Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il brought American football to the DPRK.

Despite never playing before, in his first game as quarterback he threw for 600 yards and six touchdowns (as well as running two more touchdowns himself), no interceptions. In the same game he also played defense where he made 30 stops, seven sacks, and four interceptions--running all back for touchdowns. His team didn't have to punt or try a field goal, but in practice he kicked a 63-yard field goal and an 90-yard punt

[2NYYANKEESRULE13]

hmm... looks like that fat bitch in the beginning is getting enough to eat.

[tylermac64]

Soccers gay, Putin's a douche, and Kim jong il is dead. That is my life philosophy

[noreman77]

Western society is indeed WAY more brainwashed than these poor people. They don't have a choice. Liberalism caused overinflated egos, which drives people on to post stupid comments like "Why don't they just move?" and when Kim Jong-Il died "Why are they crying for him?". Because there's a firing squad behind the camera that make sure they don't move and that they cry for him. Think outside the box, please.

[SubSlaveCD]

@noreman77 I agree!!!! Americans are some of the most ignorant and brainwashed morons on planet Earth.

[Akuzeee]

@noreman77 No. theres no firing squad. its simply because this is what the learnt their whole life, go to school and say KIM JUNG IL OUR GREAT LEADER x20 every single day from the day they first went to school. come on man, they think kim invented burgers along with the world....:D

[MrBigBEARHUNTER]

@noreman77 You have no idea what is going on in NK. They taught to adore Kim jong il from the day they are born. They don't want to go out of North Korea. They think it's the best country on the Earth. You think western society is more brainwashed? Then why don't you go live North Korea if you think they less brainwashed than the west?

[Davidnolandesign]

Western society is more brainwashed. FAKE BOOBIES :P O jaysus not to mention does muslims. Actually in fact, the whole planted is fucked. To me,,, this is just entertainment. Love and peace from a hardcore meat eater :) :)

[TVslapstick]

Pretty sure that's the same woman who cried a few days ago.

[caps43]

This Bitch sounds pissed!

[Kenzo0190]

I hope slugs will eat commander's eyes ;)))

[satanwhip]

@Kenzo0190 WHAT?! THEY HAVE EYES?



[ayushcena]

I want to fuck this chick in the ass :/

[inamonianim]

@ayushcena You like a more mature lady?

[MrAssholeTan98]

there shld be subtitles i never understand tis woma @ all lor

[trmble6]

goddamn, Korea is still stuck in the fucking 90's with their shit...

[5mnz7fg]

@trmble6

Nope, in the 40ies, deepest stalinism...

[trmble6]

@5mnz7fg I'm mean their technology and broadcasting. but yeah, deep stalinism in the 40's is true..

[eliwoood1]

i remember our news media showing merkel watching a football match...

[chizzygirl18]

@ 4:17...she just reached the end of her orgasm

[p1k4x]

@0:56 looks so photoshopped!

[swbf2fan2510]

looks so nice hes a nice guy goes watching footbal games :D

[Amish234]

He just needs a friend.

[jigrodrigues]

0:45 Who do I have to fuck to get a beer around here?

[ChrisHenniker]

The translation reads less like a news report and more like a PR press release. There is no rebuttal, making it biased. The way the propaganda's delivered is, to western ears, very camp with its gushing yet agressive delivery.

[a2r1v1i2s]

We need to capture Kim Jong-il, and create a U.S. rape tour for him. Where we take him to every Prison in America and let the prisoners just go to work on this bitch. then have his family executed in front of him, then blow his brains out. Then we divide his wealth evenly among the N. Korean people. Man I wish I were president for a day.

[TorryChenChelsea]

@a2r1v1i2s I'd vote for you then, good and humane way of handling a wanker.

[josesias]

morning ladies and genltlemen in T.V. land. This is your friendly neighborhood communist channel speaker. As you can see i am still alive and well of course. Since i am doing a good job there is one less person on the other side of the camera with an AK-47. But i still worry that if i dont do good job i will be taken outside and i will be pumped will lead. By the way i pay for bullets check has been made out to communist party. I must sign off and thanks for your support kiddies.

[freandwhickquest]

socialists and communists.. Please ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS.

What do you think about 'cult of personality?

What do you think about PUNISHING people because of THINKING DIFFERENT?

What do you think about FORCING people to be a soldier of THE GREAT LEADER?

What do you think that STALIN KILLED HIS OPPENENTS?

What do you think about the human right called 'FREEDOM OF SPEECH'?

What do you think about OTHER IDEOLOGIES are FORBIDDEN in totaliterian-socialist countries?PLEASE ANSWER ME !

[030terror]

Do they only have 1 new sreader???? i see this bitch everytime when i watch something about Nort h Korea

[88fredmcfred]

1:16 Who parked in my space? I'll have his head. LOL

[ChrizzygoesRandom]

sound like a song...

[BigDaveNeg]

@MeuTooDuzRs LMFAO!!! dont forget Clegg lol

[xXkillerXx619]

oh and i thought i talk to fast...

[stephandnatali]

she sounds like shes sitting on a vibrator

[bulldoglemsford]

AHHH leh pray sorm Footbarr, i wann be rionel messi

[AtheismCentral]

how is this brainwashing? Korea DPRK has great culture!

[1tephania]

@AtheismCentral

For an atheist, yeah maybe. North Korea is the world's last atheist state after all.

[AtheismCentral]

@1tephania

How? North Korea has churches and etc, and I am not an atheist. I went, they have temples and churches.

[andycoandyco]

@AtheismCentral Have you seen documentaries about real life in North Korea? So yes, I think it's brainwashing. After this "Great General" has tens and tens limos, is the world's largest Hennessey Cognac client but "his" people starve to death without food and primary health care.

[jethro035181]

manchester united, watch your asses, kim has arrived

[evilchimpmunk566]

wtf is their news a powerpoint presentation?

[LUKKA2020]

fking little asshole! death to north korea!

[InvisioningSince93]

-.-

[TheVulture4]

these big words hurt my brain!!!

[AldoAlonso89]

URUGUAY

worlds titles: 1924* 1928* 1930* 1950*

little world cup: 1980*

cups american: 14 titles*

four in the world: 1954* 1970* 2010*

please, play friend football Uruguay vs Nort Korea in Montevideo and in Pyongyan

[AldoAlonso89]

URUGUAY

worlds titles: 1924* 1928* 1930* 1950*

little world cup: 1980*

cups american: 14 titles*

four in the world: 1954* 1970* 2010*

please, play friend football Uruguay vs Nort Koreain Montevideo and in Pyongyan

[zoebiflap]

At least Kim knows the difference between FOOT-BALL and HAND-EGG

Unlike the united states of some anonymous continent

[imbluntednigguh]

@zoebiflap thats called soccer. FOOTBALL IS FOOTBALL AKA A MAN SPORT... and soccer is a gayboy sport only pussys play

[Pr1meraEspada]

@imbluntednigguh Says the retarded inbred "nigguh"; who's sentence/grammar is so fucking shit. Go back to school, you fucking imbecile, so at least you can properly insult a great sport. In short terms; you're just a closed minded imbecile typing bullshit on YouTube.

Overall Football/Soccer > Handegg/retarded U.S. sport named Football.

Now what? you butthurt, bitch?. Fuck pricks like you, who are not real sportsman that can enjoy any kind of sports, or at least show respect.

[RasAlGhul4000]

@zoebiflap Hahahaha hand egg, I like you, have some money.

[roygbiv330]

definately it is a composite photograph.

[ajecks]

Man, they've got some pretty poor photoshop skills on his height. They need to get on youtube and watch some tutorials! Oh, that's right....internetz iz banned!

[cwood4ever]

I want her as my ring tone

[RiseofBane]

@cwood4ever lmao.. even S.korean as myself, find n.korean accent quiet hillarious sometimes

[unholyimage]

Homyomseo pyonpapyonpyapyonn moowakawakawaka!

How glorious is his excellent skilfullness in being fat!

[skating0813]

thumbs up if you weren't expectiing soccer..

[ipimees]

@skating0813 no1 will thumb up because people know you don't fucking call it soccer..It's football

[skating0813]

@ipimees well.. You're fucking retarded and can't read. Why is it called "soccer" In the USA and not football? B/c they have American football and some people probably were thinking about that.

[Zeck180]

I like the tall prison like fence in the background

[Iggy3d]

Ceausescu loved football too. Just saying.

[grettoz]

nothing a couple of bullets couldnt put right....

[makidude]

kimu jimu ilu.. kimu jumi ilu.. kumi imu jilu.. seriously it sounds like a prayer,

[WWE7710]

the team that lost was slaughtered

[LuckyBambooExpert]

Brain washing at its best.

[wnxsilence]

@LuckyBambooExpert You'll have to watch Fox News to get that :)

[lSaif]

@LuckyBambooExpert You cant talk, you live in the USA.

[NallePu83]

@LuckyBambooExpert Justin Bieber Baby over 500 000 000 views. Tell me how is brain washed :-D

[catlike131313]

some one assassinate this fat fuck...... I mean c'mon it happend to JFK and why? what did he do? NOTHING! This fat ass lives on tho....

ITS A FUCKED UP WORLD! hate it....

[TheTomWIlliams]

literally every other other word in this is "Glorious Dear Leader" "Eternal Sunshine of his Glory"

[broker1431]

lunafringe10 as long as american still in.. that fucking leader will not succeed his fucking ambitious....then south KOREA will injoy the freedOM FOREVER!!

[lunafringe10]

@thunderfly95 as long as south koreans work as shoe shine boys for the americans there wont be any unification,

[dancingwithfrogs]

Quite interesting :-)

What is she talking about?

[KirbyPwnz13]

North Korean accent is so fucking annoying.

[choochooherecomes]

lmao all I hear is dum de dum di dee dum de dum

[Lachausis]

Sounds a bit like Japanese

[cuntface688]

oh well that was boring as fuck

[Llorca86]

dictador

[lookingatyouu]

약장수 아줌마 김 정일이 선전 잘-한다.

위-대한 김 정일.... 김 정일이 같은 얼간이도 다 위-대해지는 북한세상.

스물 몇살 먹은 김 정일이 막내가 별 네개를 달았다며... 웃기네, 별꼴이야...

[zvzvzvzo]

Look at the woman speaking. Look at Kim laughing.

Silly.

Wake up.

[weerdo08]

Kim Jong is a fucking retard

[FinnishFuturist]

Holy shit Korean's sounds like a Japanese man swallowed a bunch of nails lacerating his throat then stuffed his mouth full of marshmallows and attempted to talk.

[111i1011]

@FinnishFuturist

North Korean accent you mean??

When South Koreans speak.. North Koreans say.. WTF that was so quick

When North Koreans speak.. South Koreans say..

"WTF is something stuck in their throat or woat!?"

[CamelBallZee]

The announcer in the beginning sounds unnatural.

[111i1011]

@CamelBallZee

In Korea.. only North Koreans speak Korean with an over exaggerated

Russian killer intonation and over exaggerated accent.

Try listening to South Korean broadcast.. you will notice immediately

the difference

[CamelBallZee]

@111i1011 I know. But I saw this South Korean news broadcast once, and the guy sounded more natural.

[111i1011]

@CamelBallZee

Thats because North Korea has a different thing..

for more than 50 years of separation.. the propaganda machine

built their own accent.. their own dictionary..

As you can see in the inter Korean talks.. often times

When North Korea talk to South.. there is always pause

sometimes they can't get what they say.. and they need to speak slower



[atiu88]

@111i1011 It is common to have different accents on the same land just like in China. south Korean vocabulary is already dilluted with English words unlike in north Korea where they find the original word.

[111i1011]

@atiu88

In North Korea.. if it is too technical.. they borrow from Russia

and Koreanize the pronunciation and spelling

in South Korea when it is too technical.. they borrow from English

and Koreanize the pronunciation and spelling

[atiu88]

@111i1011 In Korean language, the original words come from Chinese origin or called Choson Hanja, north Korea tries to preserve the words with Chinese etymology and not use much Western words.

[111i1011]

@atiu88

한자 [漢字]

Chinese Scripts.. 조선 한자 = Joseon Han Ja.. Korean "Chinese scripts"

[atiu88]

@111i1011 Yes. 朝鮮 漢字。

[atiu88]

@CamelBallZee In south Korea, they talk monotonously without any feelings.

[ballebanan]

The news readers give you sort of the impression that you are going to sit and listen... or else. :D

[MeinDeutsch1]

Like, I keep forgetting to state on most of these videos, when I went North Korea it's nice and all that stuff... But they sound so aggresive, but I do admit the girls are fit!!!! Shame it's a communist country :/

[ahmaddinejungilvez]

has she got vise grips on her ass

[giggity130]

once a DICK-tador, always a DICK-tador

[WeDieYoung1083]

@giggity130 I think he's a DICK-taster.

[jasonkidd1017]

Im sure Kim Jong Il enjoyed the football match against Portugal :)

[milesscunthorpe]

The thing that looks like a microphone on the desk is actually an AK47, which is assisting the woman with choosing her words.

However, at 2:02 roughly translated she is telling us of" Our Leaders immense satisfaction" with having had his anus bleached prior to having the still photo taken.

[Darklordkime]

it only takes one bullet

[SocialNow]

This language is so aggressive, it's amazing....

''TODAY IN PYONGYANG OUR DEAR READER DECIDED THAT KOREAR WILL START PRAYING SOME GOD DAMN FOOTBAR!''

[myungfile92]

@SocialNow some god damn footbar! LMAO! ! !

[d0nteatvids]

@SocialNow hahahha i love you man.

[tehDalahast]

@SocialNow Mind, not all Korean sounds like that, just official stuff in the North. They're weird like that.

[brettsworld99]

@SocialNow its only aggressive to you

[MrNomSauce]

@SocialNow Google translate much? You said reader, it's meant to be dictator... XD

[SomeBlokeLol]

@SocialNow Foot'a'bar!

[krayzi3bone]

opps i mean portugal

[krayzi3bone]

haha brazil gave you guys an ass whoopin 7-0!

[guffley]

die you old twat !

[waldemarrrrr]

that fucking old man shall die in a horrible way

[MusicEqualsMemories]

Congratulations on your feeble performance at the World Cup. 0-3 a sterling record for incompetence. 1-12 goals another stunning achievement in the annuals of ineptitude. Yet the Kim Jong IL bowls nothing but perfect games and shoots 15 under par golf games. Now if he'd just feed his people maybe they too can performed sporting miracles like the dear leader.

[FightningFalconcz]

What saying Kim and North Korea communist propaganda for this?

Portugal -North Korea 7:0

I think, that greatest communist leader of the world Kim, is not very good soccer coach. :D :D :D

[isamu135]

Lost 7-0 to Portugal! Where's your leader now, bitches!!

[opedroefeio]

@isamu135 yep, they lost for us by 7 ahah , to bad they have to get back to north korea..

[islamforpeacenetwork]

don't they (north korean) get bored to see this news-broadcast everyday? Full of propaganda, just pictures (no videos).. -_-;

[pR0gR4m3R]

OMG 0:49 !!! Everyone noticed the photoshop??

[carlosvg1986]

heil kim?

[Heasjan]

Nice photo shop looks like people in North korea are most stupid people in world

[citarhero]

@Heasjan the believe anything they're told because they are never told anything

[adrianchen19888]

that was sooooooooo photoshoped

[silenzioso84]

I wonder how this guy can live so long. Stalinist rulers tend to be too stubborn to die.

[Gallers]

Why do all of her sentences end with "mira"?

[unrealharry]

@Gallers Lol i know

[happyjenna4]

I love his fashion style...old 60s thick glasses,hair which looks like it has been implanted on him,khaki coat which is probably worn for his whole life,so stylish isn't it?We must all follow him!

[raznol]

yes of course now i understand north korea qualified for the world cup dur to the genius of kim jong II!

notice thats there are hardly any supporters at the football match!

hope they lose all there matches in the world cup and there crappy country gets bombed to kingdom come hopefuuly that cheating cunt thierry henry will get sent there as well!

[DeutschlandFrau]

haha kim jong il haves hes own style xD! 2:07

[adambombiswaycool]

LOL!

Kim's got swag.

[ahmaddinejungilvez]

kim jong ilery very crazy person

[bumhokim]

Why is this bitch talking like she got a pole stuck up her ass?

[aboesimbel]

wouldnt it just be awesome to be in public with Kim Jong and spit a big sticky green quat in his face in front of his whole country...?? after that kick him in the nuts as hard as you can, and just stand there and laugh at him...? cool...count me in.

[ArchvileKing]

@aboesimbel

You would most likely get sent to hard labor for life :D

[xananadu]

lmao kim jong il is funny as hell, he doesnt give a shit

[yazied00100]

this kim jong Il guy is terrorising his people! guys go and look at the cia fact book under north korea! he doesnt even let his people have freedom of religion! not let them have farms and produce food! they are traficking little girls from north korea to china and promise them food just to abuse them in china by the wrong people! AMERICA SHOULD STOP HIM!

[Borat911]

how brainwashed can these people be ??? get rid of his sorry ass

[martinjom]

watching porn kim jong BITCH!

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

If Kim Jong Il or his father are so great, then why haven't they made North Korea prosperous? And why is it that Kim Il Sung declared that the DPRNK can and will be self sufficient and then they rely on Soviet and donated aid just to survive? Even to this day they struggle to be self sufficient and in the past, millions died from starvation. The DPRNK's airline service is testimony to how much funding they have for ventures, diddly squat! I feel very sorry for North Koreans, I hope they see life

[rkymtntruther]

I pitty the people of S. Korea and wish them well. I don't respect them, however. Just as I've lost much of my respect for my own countrymen.

[bumhokim]

@rkymtntruther why would you pitty S. Korea?

[freestyler1964]

emirates....your post tells more about you then NK people

[emirates247]

Fuck Kim Jong Ill. He does'nt care about his own people. Fuck North Korea too and all of its people.

[Zappaman88]

kim jong il looks like a fat old lady

[ruff21001]

kim jong il is a piece of shit

[eupatrida]

I love Kim Jong II, is the best.

[AnarkiyaSaMetro]

Ching chang meng sungkanen chim chim hane hayo! fuck you commie pussies! hahaha!

[Nicom47]

@AnarkiyaSaMetro takataka tapon bobo puta puta gago gago ha ha ha.. kwa la ra.. tanga tatata.. gagu gagu bibi bobo lalala..

fuck dictators.

[AnarkiyaSaMetro]

IDOL!!

[Nicom47]

@AnarkiyaSaMetro wag mo naman insultuhin ang ibang Wika.. sinasalita ko ang Koreano..

Ako rin ayaw ko ang evils ng Komunisma..

Pero alam mo ba ang tunay na Komunisma?

Manganda ito pare!.. Magandang maganda

Kaso sa papel lang.. kasi ang tao hindi ito kaya..

masyadong imposible gawing pantay pantay

ang tao sa kanilang mga karapatan..

Ang Socialismo ang stepping stone ng Communismo dito parang sa Vietnam

pantay pantay ang karapatan kahit hindi sa pera

kaso pangit. may abuses.

[mathozero]

LONG LIVE COMMUNISM ~~ XDDD

[michaelalantharp]

this guy is insane. he had ppl crap on there yard to try to fertilize and beautify the country

[coastof]

And the great and powerful Obama told us to check our tire pressure to help the energy/climate crisis. They arent that far apart.

[juanmiguelr]

I love our Dear Leader !!

[chrisstopherangleis]

Chinh chong cha chon cheng chunh mong long maladaga hahahah this man is the supiror asshole:) hope he seees this suck my balls :) 8=======D~

[RenatoTNT]

Kim jong IL will die soon, and maybe ur homosexual son become leader...lol

[1schwererziehbar1]

kim jong un is homosexual? how do you know?

[isokessu]

@RenatoTNT He has 2 sons. That other who's hetero-sexual will be the next (at least he has wife and kids) BTW I hate that when Kim Jong-ill wears sunglasses but only HE and the traffic cops can use sunglasses O_o That doesn't make any fucking sense. Btw that news-woman must be high or something. He's almost laughing xD but why?

[joseph591]

@RenatoTNT I doubt they know what homosexual-ism is.

[andyc225]

Dear Leader KIM JONG IL gave advice to the players on how to improve their skills. He was offered a contract to play for Manchester United, playing 11 v 1 football.

[monkeyksa]

he is a great man

i love him so much

[chasiubaau]

ur a faggot.

[DaTiaoZhan]

I was told by a North Korean defector from Central TV that Kim Jong-il is actually on his knees underneath Pyongyang Patty's pink hanbok ... ... telling her what to say, of course!