Russell Brand's Christmas present for Katy Perry

[extremeenigma]

what and bras?

[april131970]

crappiest music background

[Kittypurrylover]

russell is funny..And treats katy nice.

[Lolagal123]

Haha, he was like "Umm.." then 5 seconds later he comes up with this brilliant scheme as to what should be given as a "token of love" to his girlfriend. He's so clever, it's almost weird.

[FollowersofDamu]

Seriously,Russell Brand is a fucking improv master. To think he came up with all of that right there on the spot in reponse to a gift recommendation!?!? Awesome!

[MegDanaShow]

Yeah. I think he's hot.

[sayWHAATgabby]

It would delight me to screw him.

[manybollig]

@MarineDevilDog33 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[adrenaline2007]

Lmfao hahaha hes so cute

[oxStmxo]

i wouldn't want a napkin though..

[tresjolieme81]

This guy is super witty wow so amazing remind me of robin williams humor and wit

[laurafrancesqa]

Dam that guys good.

How did he think of that so dam quickly!?!

[ataraxic89]

lol he sounds a little different than he does in his standup

[bonheurbrun]

this is better than most scripted sh*tty TV sitcom

[bigpoo154]

just porno mags n bras really...

[SingSammySing]

"frame a napkin" he must be high… oh, and get a former Christian singer pornos and bras- great selection

[joshcarr777]

@SingSammySing an ex christian singer because she doesn't feel the same way about her beliefs anymore... who oversexes herself in music, writes songs with lines like " hands on me, in my skin tight jeans" and who married an ex sex addict. Yepp, good call. She must be too PURE for porno mags!

[chachahorse]

russell brand could give me a bag of trash for xmas and id be happy :)

[TheMissCCC]

Loool

[N3n4ism]

o-o Porno nd Bra's.. o______O

[royalblue]

this is the first time i watch his interview.. i must say, he's quite eccentric.. just like his character, aldous snow.. ehehe so cool.

[xxsbixx]

i cant take these fucking ads. I pres f5 like 4 times and makes me fucking wait!

[sam3950]

HAHAHAHAAH I love russell.

[dsloveskc]

hes shagging katy perry, so it's my male instinct to instantly hate you!

[Laurenlethalx3]

eyegasm. <3

[kashhh93]

'And she'll be happy with that?'

'She better be it's what she's gettin mate!'

TOP JOKER ;)

[manybollig]

@kashhh93 Top CUNT more like!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[OnlineFilmReviews]

@manybollig Well done. Very witty .. not.

[manybollig]

@OnlineFilmReviews who you callin witty bitch!?!? I don't need some piss ass praise from you. you little cunt!

Just fuck off!

FUCKING FAGGOT!

[OnlineFilmReviews]

@manybollig Love you too xxx

[tacticalfairy]

Hes a Butt Plug, if you like this dick, you are hosed in the freakin head.

[jafacake09]

@tacticalfairy i suppose i'm hosed in the freakin head then :/

[shredmaster380]

just porno mags...

[h44512]

its what shes gettttin, mate!

[coconutsurvivor03]

he's gr3@t

[rabadooda]

I WANT TO BE THIS MAN. He's got the whole fucking package, and he gets to fuck the hottest female celebrity in the music industry. Lucky bwastard!

[justnickelfluff]

He's like a poet :]

[foofiter9097]

Hes right, I know all i want it porno mags :D and bras xD

[lindsers00]

BRILLIANT.

[TheCloverDale1]

awwww deep

[TheLordoftheSkies]

HAHAHAHAHA he's amazing. I've read all the comments below and some of them have really pissed me off. All I can say is that Russell Brand is nothing short of God and you haters can FUCK OFF! Nothing further to say, thanks :)

[gstar817]

@TheLordoftheSkies i agree hes jokes but nothing short of god...dont get too carried away m8 lool

[LucyCullenPattinson]

@TheLordoftheSkies i love your coment i read one sayin somehting saying that russels an arse for marrying a slut like katy you should have seen my face i was like omgf!! anyways i love katy and russel and by the sound of it you doo too.xx <3

[TheLordoftheSkies]

@LucyCullenPattinson Some idiots should just keep their filthy mouths shut :)

[ogbatanaya]

@TheLordoftheSkies NO ONE is God but GOD.

[TheLordoftheSkies]

@ogbatanaya I didn't say he WAS God -__- get your facts straight..

[warzian]

@ogbatanaya

tool

[v14soccer]

@TheLordoftheSkies God is a bit much but i must agree that Russell Brand is one cool guy.

[SNOWBALL1690]

@TheLordoftheSkies You stupid litil cunit

[Friendlymartiansrule]

genius

[mangiomongye]

aw his advice was pretty damn good.HAHAHAHA & his gift for katy? priceless.

[iXxshxX]

he is the MAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!! luv him <33333

[viciouspanda209]

its what shes gettin mate!! haha

[stanleyibkiss94]

i thought he had changned but then i got to the end

[stroeiulia1]

I think Russell is cool and he and Katy match because they both have big personalities and they are both funny...can`t wait for the wedding and Katy`s new album

[ladysnoozen]

lol why did you come on here then

[NanoLovesWater]

im so proud hobo =]

[cocoflavouredtiktaks]

Thank you homo =D

[Katyluvualot2]

That is such bullshit...

[cocoflavouredtiktaks]

Such an intelligent and witty comeback, I'm surprised I didn't manage to think of it myself.

[DracoSlashHarry]

@Katyluvualot2 Please leave Russell alone. It hurts to hear him abused so much. Especially since he's been abused so much already in his life...

since he was a kid a victim to child abuse

Abusing himself with cutting, drugs and eating disorders

The press print absolute bollocks about him all the time

now he's being insulted by people like you!

[Katyluvualot2]

@DracoSlashHarry stfu...you really don't know. stfu

[DracoSlashHarry]

@Katyluvualot2 No! YOU don't know. You're being Awful, and you can't even admit it!

[Katyluvualot2]

@DracoSlashHarry No, I'm not...I haven't even commented on one of his fucking retarded videos in a long time! STFU!!!

[DracoSlashHarry]

@Katyluvualot2 Well... good then.

[Katyluvualot2]

@DracoSlashHarry so just stfu

[DracoSlashHarry]

@Katyluvualot2 Oh be quiet! as long as you stop hurling insults, we'll call it quits.

[kellbear1991]

@DracoSlashHarry i agree it does my head in!

[DracoSlashHarry]

@kellbear1991 Have you seen the awful tweets some lunatic is sending russell on Twitter? And Katy as well! The "girl" (apparently her name is "Jessica") has no sense of commen decency. They're obsessed. And it's really irritating.

[kellbear1991]

@DracoSlashHarry yes! its like leavethemmm alone!!

[DracoSlashHarry]

@kellbear1991 something has to be done *sigh*

You don't thik Katyluvualot and "Jessica" are the same person do you?

[Katyluvualot2]

@DracoSlashHarry My Twitter is Katyluvualot and I don't really even use it! :(

[DracoSlashHarry]

@Katyluvualot2

Right. Right Sorry Shawn.. :( I didn't mean anything by it.

Its just really frustrating. Everytime we manage to get her reported, she just creates a new account.

XS And the comments just say the same thing over and over. @_@

[DracoSlashHarry]

@Katyluvualot2 Shawn, you've got a pretty popular youtube page.

Do you suspect who this Jessica girl might be? You have plenty of fans who subscribe who might be the one spamming Russell/Katy/All of Katy's friends. Do you have any suspicions of who they are?

[Katyluvualot2]

@kellbear1991 WTF are you talking about!? I HAVEN'T EVEN COMMENTED ON HIS VIDEOS FOR A LONG TIME! STFU!!!

[kellbear1991]

@Katyluvualot2 your lifes fucking bullshit

[Katyluvualot2]

@kellbear1991 STFU

[kellbear1991]

@Katyluvualot2 LOL

[Katyluvualot2]

@kellbear1991 Why must people persist to be so rude? :(

[kellbear1991]

@Katyluvualot2 cos ur doing mine and everyone elses head inn. Geta life man

[jazzyoself]

OMG. That's hysterical. He says this beautiful piece about gift-giving and is just really deep and then all of a sudden - "porno mags" LOL :D He's hysterical!

[hackel137]

@jazzyoself Ugh, seriously? You have done nothing more than *state what happens in the video*! What an ass. Way to ruined the surprise by everyone else, dumbass.

Please downvote parent's comment!

[iloveserj1]

i would marry him. anyday.

[nickcisgod]

lool

[xToyahBabeGymnastx]

Lol he reminds me of johnny depp off pirates of the carribean :D

[drummerkid1993]

In the next movie hes playing jonnys younger brother!

[xToyahBabeGymnastx]

lol really? cool :)

[cadillaccolorguard08]

I think that she should be the one considering herself lucky, not him. He's ossum. She's cool too but still, he's ossum and I LOVE him. :)

[straightcleaner]

fail

[Katyluvualot2]

You're a fucking retard. Fuck you.

[xMonKeHx]

@Katyluvualot2 Like you? ;)

[MissChippie]

I think it's cute! I love that he seems like an asshole but then he was talking about presents... Katy is a lucky, lucky girl. And porno mags mixed with Russell Brand? Yes please.

[Katyluvualot2]

Fuck you. Katy is not lucky, you're a retard.

[xToyahBabeGymnastx]

im not startin anything KatyLuvualot2 but if u dont like him u dont need 2 comment. some people lov him some people dont. he doesnt deserve to die he aint done nothin wrong just bein himself and his job as a comedian. obviously u can see how many fans hes got from all the comment replies.:D

[Childrenofbodom7]

im sorry, but russell is a god amongst men. not only does his comedic talent pair up with the greats, but he has a brilliant vocab and a fucking brilliant personality. plus he loves smelly wet fanny. legend

[Katyluvualot2]

Wrong, he's an asshole, and you're a dumbass. Fuck you.

[Childrenofbodom7]

suck my cock you slag!

[Childrenofbodom7]

HAHAHAHA the only reason you dont like him is because your obsessed with katy perry, you absolute lame cunt! hahahah i cant get over how funny that is! grow some balls man! you're never gonna get her! and russell brand rags the fuck out of her pussy whenever he see's her, and treats her like dirt! and there aint fuck all you can do about it!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahhahah hahahahaha looser!

[Katyluvualot2]

That's at all true, you're a fucking retard for assuming that shit.

That dick is just a disgusting pervert who seriously needs to be killed or kill himself, either way works.

[cadillaccolorguard08]

Talkin about suicide is serious shit, don't ever say someone should kill themselves.

[cadillaccolorguard08]

Uhm... that's a bit graphic, I'm just sayin. :P

[anickh]

he's too hot for katie. sorry katie. She's like a giant. tall girls are scarry

[katyperry141]

mmmk, it got naaww until the present for katy...uhh, hahaha

[pyromanx6]

lol russell brand is so fucking cool

[Katyluvualot2]

No. I don't. I just care. Fuck you.

[HeartsMeNeko]

WOAH what a great idea! I love this guy

[Katyluvualot2]

You're a moron then.

[RizoSaysAha]

Just think about his skinny, STD riddled skeleton fucking the shit out of your idol. I hope that thought sticks in your head when you close your eyes at night.

[Katyluvualot2]

He's fucking loser and anybody who can tolerate this piece of shit is an absolute dumbass.

[cadillaccolorguard08]

@Katyluvualot2 Well, Katy can obviously tolerate him, so I guess you think Katy Perry is a dumbass too, so what the hell are ya doin posting here if ya don't like either of them??

[ladysnoozen]

@Katyluvualot2 any reason why you watched this if you hate him so much?????? I think Russell is wonderful thats why I'm watching it

[Katyluvualot2]

I DIDN'T WATCH IT!!!

[shakeyn16]

lol Russell Brand is a legend, LOVE IT!

[777BL4d3]

Wow. Methinks katyluvalot is one leaf short of a cup of tea wouldn't you agree?

I'm and Aussie by the way and Russ is just amazing. And Ross too, of the Noble line ;)

[Katyluvualot2]

Oh, you are so pathetic...if you don't just know he's a fucking dick, you are so fucking retarded.

[cadillaccolorguard08]

Do you know this guy personally?? Do you know anything that him and Katy Perry share together?? It's one thing to show yourself as a comedian and another to live your life in private, where the cameras aren't rolling. You should consider that before you open your mouth and say shit about someone you don't even know in the first place. If ya don't like him, don't comment. You're just looking for attention.

Seriously, take some Ridolin and chill the fuck out.

[brunettebabe85]

lmao! thats hilarious! i've never heard that saying before. i've heard alot but never that one! i'll have to remember that. yea newho just thought it was funny!

[lauren1234ify]

Russell is hilarious and romantic!!Katy is so lucky!!

[Katyluvualot2]

Fuck that. That's bullshit.

[cadillaccolorguard08]

Maybe you're just bullshit??

[cadillaccolorguard08]

@Katyluvualot2 Really? Bullshit?? I think you're just too much of a fuckin stubborn asshole to admit that you're comments aren't wanted here... Just shut the fuck up, for real.

@brunettebabe85 Thanks! Lol. I was just letting it be known that @Katyluvualot2 needs to calm the fuck down, ya know?? It's true, really. ;)

[ItsRobynSweetie]

Ok, Katyluvualot2, what is your problem?

people, thumbs-up this if you like russell and katy.

[Katyluvualot2]

Fuck this bullshit! It's nothing but something that shouldn't be, Russell is a motherfucking asshole who needs to fucking die!

[cadillaccolorguard08]

Again, do ya know the guy? Shut up and stop commenting if ya don't like him. Durr!

[PrincessMe1993]

@Katyluvualot2 dude! you really need to get a life! stop obsessing over katy perry. get your ass on youtube! and step outside the door!

[Katyluvualot2]

You contradicted yourself! You said: "Get your ass on youtube!" ..."ON" you didn't say "off"...and then you went on to emit: "and step outside the door"...so apparentally you want me to be on Youtube OUTSIDE...well, fine. I'll do that. Buy me like a laptop or something that can access Youtube outside. Can an Iphone do that? If so, I want that.

[PrincessMe1993]

@Katyluvualot2 so i accidentally put 'on' instead of 'off'. get over it. i am amazed you managed to write a whole paragraph out of it. complete loser.

[Katyluvualot2]

It's not "loser-ish" to form an entire paragraph consisting of a very sound reason to reply. You provided sufficient means for an extensive reply to your suggestion on how I should live my life. Simply, it is being able to craft words and means that the individual is decently skilled at writing, that's the art of the pen, or rather, in this particular scenario, the art of the keyboard...truly utilizing some of it's vast potential.

[cadillaccolorguard08]

@Katyluvualot2 Dude, none of your replies are sound in reasoning, just so you are perfectly aware.

[cadillaccolorguard08]

@Katyluvualot2 You are so fuckin dumb... What are you, 12?? ... Yep...  pretty much.

[ItsRobynSweetie]

I think that if you 'love' katy perry thats a little odd, as im presuming your not her mom.

and russells a sweet guy when he talks about stuff, but do you know him aswell? You don't know these people, stop overstressing.

[cadillaccolorguard08]

@Katyluvualot2 You act like you're her fucking mother, just calm down dude!! ... Damn....

[kleinepretzell]

Jealous as ****. She's a very lucky girl!

[INTOTHEWILD30]

GOSH everyone should mind their own business and shut the hec up!Everyone has their own opinions,if their nice or encouraging then say it,but if you're going talk crap then SHUT UP!No1 is perfect!

[BritishCannabisMan]

katyluvualot2 ive said this 2 u alot be4 its sad ur in love with sme1 who shun u off as a psycho and probly tryn get away frm u asap and if u love katy so much dnt u think u shud support her or u jst jealous have u ever had a girlfriend i highly doubt u have thats is why wen sme1 sings i kissd a girl and i liked it u think u love them go and get sme friends the world outside is a beautiful place

[Katyluvualot2]

That's not the scenario whatsoever, and you're load of nonsense implies that I'm a pervert which I am not, I love Katy for her sweet, beautiful, powerful, so moving, voice. And who she is as a person, really sweet and lovable. Not for her boobs and ass since she's so much more than that. I am not a psycho, and I'm not jealous I'm terribly concerned due to the gut feeling all true Katykats possess about this whole situation regarding the asshole.

[irena2009]

You are one sad twat, Katyluvualot2.

I don't even intend to partake in a potential dialogue, but I do feel sorry for you if you are that ignorant to think ill of his brilliance, that is Mr. Russell Brand. If you had 1/1000 of his intelligence and wit, the world would be a happier place. And you'd have friends, imagine that!

[Katyluvualot2]

But that asshole only has shit for brains. So your notion renders no logic.

[kellbear1991]

@Katyluvualot2 no my words are not nonsense at all. You just simply have no life.You have a "gut feeling" about a relationship that is going on between two people you know fuck all about. I agree with irena, i dont think you know, which i know youdont know just how intelligent russel is andhe is more than you will ever be. At the end of the day you need a life.The guy is funny,loving hes been through an awful lot and quite fraNKly many people are pissed off with people like YOU

[cadillaccolorguard08]

Well, then take after your idol and know that she is a Christian, both of her parents being priests. She has a tatoo of "Jesus" on her left wrist so that everytime she plays her guitar, she know just who she plays it for. Take her example and love everyone equaly. Just stop, no one appreciates your comments about him, so just shh.

[lozaa18]

This guy is comedy Genius and world class! funny as!

[Katyluvualot2]

Thsi guy is a fuck up, piece of shit who deserves to die. Fuck this asshole!

[cadillaccolorguard08]

Ok, look at all of the people who are posting positive things about him, and how many good ratings their comments are getting. Look at yours and see how many negative ratings your comments are getting. You're pathetic for going on this long about all of this, just shut it and stop commenting. Save the comments for people who care about them.

[Katyluvualot2]

Please, that's bs. Everybody truly knows he's disgusting and stupid.

[Katyluvualot2]

Fucking asshole! What a disgusting piece of shit!

[Penguiroo]

It's amazing how self aware you are!

[Katyluvualot2]

Thank you. I'm always paying attention.

But Katy is too sweet to kill someone...

So, instead YOU kill him. You have to redeem yourself as a human being anyways. And that would do it.

[Penguiroo]

Well, first off, I don't believe in killing. Including the subject of murderers, rapists... and Katykats. I don't think murder is right, ever. And secondly, SHE LIKES HIM. Get it through your head. If your fucking godess or whatever admires him, it means he must be doing something right. You know that annoying little brother/sister/cousin that is always intruding in a relationship? Yeah, that's you. But this is so much more annoying. But I have a shit life, so I'll keep this up.

[Katyluvualot2]

Wow, are you an elephant?

[Penguiroo]

... Yes. I am an elephant. I refused to believe in Katy's magic, and she waved her wand and turned me into an elephant. Her spell messed up though, and I kept my human hands. That's how I can still type. I spend the rest of my depressing elephant life trying to rid the internet of stupidity, and trying to get elephant sex. I'm not having any luck in either department. Oh, the tragic life of an elephant.

[Katyluvualot2]

That's a goofy response to a rather serious inquiry. Oh...wait...oh, silly ME...I wasn't thinking or rather I got it mixed up...sorry...my bad...what I meant was:

Are you a goldfish?

[Penguiroo]

A goldfish? No. What the hell kind of question is that?  That's retarded.

[Katyluvualot2]

Well, you seemed to think an elephant was a great question! But seriously, a goldfish always forgets. And you always forget everything so I thought perhaps you were a goldfish.

[Penguiroo]

Well, I do have a bad memory. Not so bad that I don't remember that you 1. Hate Russell for no reason other than your precious Katy liking him, 2. You can't provide proof to any of your statements, 3. Your statements are all based in bullshit that can't be disproved, and 4. you can't argue intelligently. Oh, and 5. go away.

[Katyluvualot2]

Hopefully with your bad memory you'll forget your nonsense reasons for refusing to realize how much of an asshole Asshole Brand is.

[Penguiroo]

That, is what we call insanity. And you, sir (or ma'am), are in no shortage of it.

And if he were an ass, then Katy likes asses. She loves asses, and admires them. She aspires to be an ass. And what now, asskat?

[Katyluvualot2]

LOL!

Now you're being uncreative.

[Penguiroo]

Says the pot to the kettle.

[Katyluvualot2]

That's more creative, but still needs work to even mean anything to me.

[Penguiroo]

... it's an old saying. "The kettle calling the pot black."

And now, I shall head off. As amazing as enlightening as this has been, I think not being conscious may be a slight improvement.

[Katyluvualot2]

LOL...

I know, you have learned so much.

You're welcome.

[cadillaccolorguard08]

@Katyluvualot2 Obviously it means something if you are responding to it...

[kellbear1991]

haha...mate shut up. Russel realised he could get women when he was famous..&good on him nout wrong with that. No woman whos slept with him has complained..oh apart from the sleazy page3 models. Who sell stories for extra dosh. Jar heads. Russel is settled, happy and in love and anyone can see that. You are quite clearly a katie obsessive and the fact that shes found a lush bloke like russel has rattled your cage..now do us all a favour stay in your little bubble and shut up.

[Katyluvualot2]

You don't understand, you obviously have never felt love before.

Russel is just an asshole.