Why is this video all chopped up, making the caster look like an irritating epileptic? So many people use this gimmick, why anyone would think it's cool after using it fifty times... Just makes you look like an unoriginal retard - a retard having a series of seizures.
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust” - Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car
I looked up a ton of these videos and spend hours on youtube. I then purchased the Tdub book and it didn't work. After looking around Amazon, I found " Surviving a Breakup: Getting Back Your Ex For Good" by Matthew Mehra. I tried it and it worked for me I downloaded it for my iPad and I am happy to have the love of my life back.
hey everyone im a 13 year old vlogger, i make videos for fun and want to imporiove tell me what i should do to make it better. subscribe if u like it dont if you dont.
This video is the biggest fail for asking me to choose between two fails based solely on an overedited overexcited undercoherent verbal description of them.
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Hmm they both are pretty fail i will give them that. But i think im going to give my vote to double fail girl. I would way rather get tazed then get my car blown up by some stupid ho
LOL..another dumb teenie bopper massively clipped video from a kid that JUST Like Barry Seotoro aka Obama..TALKS ALOT and has NOTHING intelligent to say. THIS IS WHY KIDS UNDER 18 SHOULD NOT be allowed to use the internet. Mommy and daddy didn't watch him closely enough. " like like like..this if fail friday..deaauh and uuuuuh" dumbass teenie boppers..go jump infront of a mac truck on the interstate."
people! do realize this person is making money off of every video while spewing garbage? it's a waste of valuable time to watch his videos... so please don't participate. In America people shouldn't be awarded for their stupidity regardless of how it's translated into creativity.
dont talk about your mom like that dickhead...anyway how is this image misleading? DUMBASS... WHAT WERE YOU LOOKING FOR? A VIDEO OF A HOT EXGIRLFRIEND..PERVERTED DICKWEED
fail #1 i think would be the fail i havent had a crazy ex girlfriend fuck up my car but i have had to break into my own home and got hit with a bean bag round from a cops shot gun for drawing my side arm didnt get arested though or tickeded thank god
Really ? All I see is hate comments, would you like it if somebody told yout shut the fuck up and told you how much you suck and why ? I doubt it, but just to let you know you all need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
you life must be very interesting and you have a lot to do and many friends so there no time fore you to make idot stuff on youtube...NOT get a girlfriend o sorry gay friend...fucking monkey
Jesus said: "repent ye, and believe the gospel"(Mark 1:14-15) REPENTING IS TURNING AWAY FROM SIN, FORSAKING SIN AND TURNING TO GOD. "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. (John 3:16) Jesus said: "And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved." (Matt 10:22) For free help beginning a relationship with Jesus call1888NeedHim or NeedHim.org
I would say the biggest fail are all these people hating on Phil. We all know that the only reason why you found this video in the first place is a direct result of searching 'girlfriend'/'ex-girlfriend'. GTFO pl0x
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i had to go into my window once and some guy driving by called the cops
they knocked on my door and the first guy looks kinda like tay zonday but his eyes are each pointed in seperate directions (not sure what its called right now) then this fat cop comes around the corner pointing a gun at me and either jumps at the same time i did (in fear) or he almost fell over his fat feet. i almost got shot for forgetting my keys at home by the 2 joke cops in my town (in massachusetts)
CUTE WIN FAIL
TheUndeadEffects 1 month ago
Omg I can't get over it snowing on your face.... not a gay joke.
totallyRin 1 month ago
this guys teeth are fucked up beyond all recognition
Horamros 1 month ago
Why is this video all chopped up, making the caster look like an irritating epileptic? So many people use this gimmick, why anyone would think it's cool after using it fifty times... Just makes you look like an unoriginal retard - a retard having a series of seizures.
terminusnoctum 2 months ago 2
@terminusnoctum i don't like it too!!! really annoying!!!
huskylover0724 1 month ago
what the fuck is this shit?
NamvZ 2 months ago
@NamvZ we are english
deadeyedavies 2 months ago
fuckin cockend has to trick people onto his page.. can't even finish a sebtence without cutting
PnutButter1986 2 months ago
retard
ultimaro 3 months ago
Pause video press 5 then laugh your ass off at the derp
iNullify11 4 months ago 18
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Hay sxephil
you and your life is a complete fail you candyass
Blitzgreg60 4 months ago
fuck you.
hybridownzDK 4 months ago
house fail is bigger
MegaTwilk 5 months ago 6
my mom hates u lol
cindyblock 5 months ago
Biggest fail = crazy bitch from hell.
KoshNaranek22 5 months ago
who made the awesome intro?!?! BAHAHA I LOVE IT!!!
fleebag505 5 months ago
Pause at 1:11 lol
avastipp 5 months ago
lol how wierd.
avastipp 5 months ago
press 6 for : "I got titties"
narutosharinganmarto 6 months ago
thumps doouuuuuwwnnee
Lumak1 6 months ago
damnnn.. press 0 to 9, with all that beats you can make a remix man wow
TheDaveydaveydavey 6 months ago
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust” - Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car
tigmaok037 6 months ago
@tigmaok037 moral of the story is dont fuck up a sibling 3 way
deadeyedavies 2 months ago
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I looked up a ton of these videos and spend hours on youtube. I then purchased the Tdub book and it didn't work. After looking around Amazon, I found " Surviving a Breakup: Getting Back Your Ex For Good" by Matthew Mehra. I tried it and it worked for me I downloaded it for my iPad and I am happy to have the love of my life back.
newfnshow031 6 months ago
I think your beautiful, Phil! :D
himANDhisUKE 6 months ago
like if this guy is just fucking annoying
JamesTheZombie 7 months ago
women r FUCKING INSANE
Sm0k3yproductions 7 months ago
Definitely the ex- girlfriend! That's one reason I can't stand women! Too bad I am one.
JayceeFK21 7 months ago
@LEOJ024
wow LEOJ024 you must have been top of your class in health & biology - right?
JustJullie 7 months ago
Cheater flames ex's car - wins at fail... wow....
JustJullie 7 months ago
god this guy is so annoying
SerenityBeast 7 months ago
THIS WAS FAVORITED BY STATE FARM
55watawata 7 months ago
2one
wiz223246 7 months ago
Wow! what a mouth! Funny monkey!
Girlstraveltoo 7 months ago
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DMC553 7 months ago
According To His Life, Every Day Is A Fail.
......
( And So Is His Show )
TheFullUnknownFreak 7 months ago
hey everyone im a 13 year old vlogger, i make videos for fun and want to imporiove tell me what i should do to make it better. subscribe if u like it dont if you dont.
ConnorsRandomVlogs 7 months ago
Phil, I hate your normal videos. However, your fail videos are funny!
tjhombs 7 months ago
This video just pisses me off because evidently you can't talk for more than 2 seconds straight.
Seriously, it's not cool and it's not creative, you just sound like an idiot with this incredibly choppy editing.
That is the biggest fail.
Sunblazeer 7 months ago
This video is the biggest fail for asking me to choose between two fails based solely on an overedited overexcited undercoherent verbal description of them.
AtomicBuffalo 7 months ago
if you press 6 it sounds like he says i got titties .
TakeOffIn3 7 months ago
I love your dimples Philip DeFranco.
TheTardisNamedSexy 7 months ago
If you press 4.. It sounds like he says 'You love Allah."
MrAverePaura 7 months ago
Press 8 and if you hold 8 he winks at you!
TheLOLzilla 7 months ago
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TheLOLzilla 7 months ago
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TheLOLzilla 7 months ago
pause 2:50 pause 2:33
sebastian73046 7 months ago
pause 2:50
sebastian73046 7 months ago
Guy breaking in house more fail
xDpranks 8 months ago
The man
3killgor3 8 months ago
press 7 repeatedly for shakespear :P
Kings482 8 months ago
Press 8 for blinkies x)
domanos 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hello! My wife wants to rest on the sea with me - I do not want to upset her! Earn a minimum required amount do not have time - a crisis crippled plans ...
WebMoney Wallets to facilitate our travel):
Z224496601597
E155015689154
Those who are in solidarity understood and helped - THANK YOU !!!!! ))
Those who knew and felt sad because a similar situation - BE STRONG !!!!! ))
tizalvideo 8 months ago
Fail at being able to talk more than 5 seconds. Also stop trying to be the Shatner
dnsuper 8 months ago
the ex girlfriend is insane!!
NinjaLeisha 8 months ago
Hmm they both are pretty fail i will give them that. But i think im going to give my vote to double fail girl. I would way rather get tazed then get my car blown up by some stupid ho
Pwnstar1988 8 months ago
all your shit is in HD how?
OMGthisisannoying100 8 months ago
No dude pause the video at 1:01 hahah
castme13 8 months ago
press and hold 5 xD
MrsFarytail1 8 months ago
exgirlfriend
assclone15 8 months ago
girlfriend of doom
gidbify 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'm getting really tired of all these youtube vloggers.
chrstman 8 months ago
the exgirlfriend
Miscreant777 9 months ago
the first one
cjsworld9000 9 months ago
wot a boring barstard ,do no give that person any speed type drugs,please!
paranoidpaul1 9 months ago
You look ginger..........jus' sayin'
nuggets2go 9 months ago
max headroom was canceled . annoying quick cuts. can can can canceled.
real3tron3 9 months ago
LOL..another dumb teenie bopper massively clipped video from a kid that JUST Like Barry Seotoro aka Obama..TALKS ALOT and has NOTHING intelligent to say. THIS IS WHY KIDS UNDER 18 SHOULD NOT be allowed to use the internet. Mommy and daddy didn't watch him closely enough. " like like like..this if fail friday..deaauh and uuuuuh" dumbass teenie boppers..go jump infront of a mac truck on the interstate."
chronofusion 9 months ago
this guy needs his ass kicked he is a fucking faggot
motbcomics 9 months ago
fuck gasoline, she be firin her lazer :0======
Darknight91DRE 9 months ago
Flagged - apparently he has to mislead people into watching hes clips, which is > fail friday
PRFDK 9 months ago
haha girlfriend of dooom!
gidbify 9 months ago
2:54
PowerfulLeopard 9 months ago
Fail ...
Marss007 10 months ago
i thought this was showing a fail by someones ex girlfriend, Turns out, It's just showing his fail.
booster1591 10 months ago
people! do realize this person is making money off of every video while spewing garbage? it's a waste of valuable time to watch his videos... so please don't participate. In America people shouldn't be awarded for their stupidity regardless of how it's translated into creativity.
bbryans21 10 months ago
Pause @ 1:45 . LOL
jayscee7792 10 months ago
4 years later and youre still boring as fuck
noldorian86 10 months ago
pause at 1:40
Mr24kohl3mike 10 months ago
Press 5 3 times.
ImpendentSorrowHeart 10 months ago
lmao let the viedo load and hold 5 down
stonehands718 10 months ago
really like your videos phil. :)
sharonsmith587 10 months ago
Was there supposed to be a video. This dude talks way too much.
syddlove 10 months ago
hes a crying downy at 1:38
HarvmanTheFREAK 10 months ago
@ilerad Oooo straight up!
SellyBooKristina123 10 months ago
This guy sure knows a lot about failing...
Tuber9192 10 months ago 23
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I never jelous when i see my ex girlfriend with another guy because my parents tought me to give my toys to the less fortunate
ilerad 10 months ago
Get a life JERK
willdeburr 10 months ago
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fuck this guy and fooling people with misleading images.
RasLevi 10 months ago 34
@RasLevi you look for hot girls on youtube?
Originalrider117 9 months ago
@Originalrider117 I was looking for fail, and now that you've posted I found it.
RasLevi 9 months ago
@RasLevi i didnt realize a picture of a chick doing nothing had any evidence of a fail.
Originalrider117 9 months ago
@Originalrider117 /facepalm.
RasLevi 9 months ago
@RasLevi true
Originalrider117 9 months ago
@RasLevi
shut the fuck why dont you read the title instead fuckhole
sebaabba12 8 months ago
@sebaabba12 elaborate? How did I missread the title? It says fail doesn't it? Fucking retard. Go back to school.
Product of the public school system?
RasLevi 8 months ago
@RasLevi
YO DUMBASS IF YOU READ THE TITLE THEN HOW IS THAT A MISLEADING IMAGE NITCH ASS BIGGA
sebaabba12 8 months ago
@sebaabba12 hey retard, maybe you should look up the word image in websters, fucking cocksmoker.
RasLevi 8 months ago
@RasLevi
dont talk about your mom like that dickhead...anyway how is this image misleading? DUMBASS... WHAT WERE YOU LOOKING FOR? A VIDEO OF A HOT EXGIRLFRIEND..PERVERTED DICKWEED
sebaabba12 8 months ago
@sebaabba12 just sit in a corner son, grown ups are talking.
RasLevi 8 months ago
@RasLevi
P.S........SUCK MY DICK!
sebaabba12 8 months ago
@sebaabba12 hahha nice face hahahahahaha
RasLevi 8 months ago
What' s he on. Crystal Meth? Just say no.
LosDog196 10 months ago 2
lawl he has 666 videos
ohivamp 11 months ago
pause at 1:09
therikoforever 11 months ago
fail #1 i think would be the fail i havent had a crazy ex girlfriend fuck up my car but i have had to break into my own home and got hit with a bean bag round from a cops shot gun for drawing my side arm didnt get arested though or tickeded thank god
11bravo402 11 months ago
Really ? All I see is hate comments, would you like it if somebody told yout shut the fuck up and told you how much you suck and why ? I doubt it, but just to let you know you all need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Maiayea 11 months ago
y r u sweating no hot girl is watching u...r u gay O.o
comedian1187 11 months ago
@comedian1187 I'm sure he is a sick gay jerk
willdeburr 10 months ago
Shut the fuck up dumb ass white boy you dont have shit to do thats why white people weird talkin to a computer SHUT THE FUCK UP
knarls3 11 months ago
you life must be very interesting and you have a lot to do and many friends so there no time fore you to make idot stuff on youtube...NOT get a girlfriend o sorry gay friend...fucking monkey
MrBarnpenis 11 months ago
your an annoying fag
McAttack1234 11 months ago
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Jesus said: "repent ye, and believe the gospel"(Mark 1:14-15) REPENTING IS TURNING AWAY FROM SIN, FORSAKING SIN AND TURNING TO GOD. "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. (John 3:16) Jesus said: "And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved." (Matt 10:22) For free help beginning a relationship with Jesus call1888NeedHim or NeedHim.org
clintmmartin 11 months ago
u again ?? shut the fuck up!
mightymax1992 11 months ago
looking for the funny part on the video? press "5" a lot of times
Ferxoide 11 months ago 22
@Ferxoide Nahahahahahahaa! Brilliant :P
KatWilde13 11 months ago
@Ferxoide seriously dude? what a brilliant thing! nice catch!
znifong7 11 months ago
@Ferxoide And if you push 6, 'I got titties.'
MrAverePaura 7 months ago
@Ferxoide I like 6 over and over more. :o
ZukariIL 7 months ago
@Ferxoide "7" is pretty good too.
silverwolf919 7 months ago
My god you suck
Doctoroctagification 11 months ago 2
U sound like William shatner when he was on star trek FYI
ExplodinCupcake 11 months ago
wow, 1 million views. Congrats to you!
OriolesSeatingChart 11 months ago
HMMMMM. I think you are the biggest fail. U didnt even show a fail vid. Lame!!!!!
dethxprience 11 months ago
lol. My sister accidentaly locked herself out with my niece in her bed. She had to bust open a window, and my niece just LAUGHED.
wtfomgstudios 11 months ago
teh guy breaking in his own house
zyx1237 11 months ago
i want to hear you talk on helium
jimmyxtc69 11 months ago
I would say the biggest fail are all these people hating on Phil. We all know that the only reason why you found this video in the first place is a direct result of searching 'girlfriend'/'ex-girlfriend'. GTFO pl0x
DeIux3 11 months ago
News and comedy awesome
afbestseller 11 months ago
argh, you suck badly
niccobrogi 11 months ago
The Crazy bitch who burnt my car...because I am taking her to court..So she can get even crazier
Dont you like being in Love
FrenzyandLazerbeak 1 year ago
Best part was almost not clicking the play button
KrogerKing 1 year ago
I hate you stop rickrolling
Zombiekilla65 1 year ago
0:17 = Best Part
ty887665 1 year ago
yr fitt
chloe9364 1 year ago
Why has your title never anything to do with the content?
michaelfivez 1 year ago
@michaelfivez To get more views..
lilsam9000 1 year ago
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the guy that broke in to his house
gavin522531 1 year ago
that crazy bitch! I was with her so that's who busting my windows with a bat stuck on it. she told me it was some random black guy!
SEDProductions96 1 year ago
hold down 8
sabaah96 1 year ago
S L O W
D O W N
SGTRandyB 1 year ago
cocain is a hell of a drug
Fedex16 1 year ago
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si quieres ganar dinero de una forma fácil, rápido y seguro, fácil, mira mis vídeos y veras la mejor forma de ganar dinero en Internet solo clikeando y estando 10 minutos diarios en el computador y lo mejor es que no toca invertir nada, si quieren mas información miren mis videos, sobretodo el que dura 3.40s, o el otro que dura 9:00s, o también envíenme un mensaje, que yo lo antes posible me comunicare con los interesados gracias a todos por su atención.
exquisito93 1 year ago
2:16 thats what she said.
flamedrummer3 1 year ago
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zegdoany3 1 year ago
checkout realsmack(dot)com
realsmackalk 1 year ago
You live at best buy?
felicity3kX 1 year ago 2
@felicity3kX HAHAHAH
VerbalzHD 1 year ago
Pause the Video at 1:06
MrYoshi956 1 year ago 57
@MrYoshi956 LOL at 1:06
ROTFLMAO!!!
skaterboy2476 11 months ago
Pause at 1:40 :D
BentDidrikson123 10 months ago
@BentDidrikson123 NO!!! YOU PAUSE AT 1:40!!!!!
MrYoshi956 10 months ago
@MrYoshi956 pause at 1:39
lokdawgable 10 months ago 8
@lokdawgable dude pause the video anywhere and youll get the same results
MrYoshi956 10 months ago
@lokdawgable looool
TheLeb0123 5 months ago
@lokdawgable Or press 5 over and over again.
TheMeltedBananna 5 months ago
@MrYoshi956 i loled
DrakeDrizzyRS 9 months ago
@MrYoshi956 i loled pause at 1:07
DrakeDrizzyRS 9 months ago
@MrYoshi956 LMAO
Roachbugification 8 months ago
You guys don't see the countless amount of edits in his videos? Of course he doesn't talk that fast!
AJVersatility19 1 year ago
is that how u really talk?
chicarocks123 1 year ago
Awww love it when you wear your glasses ^_^ So cute x
sam30091983 1 year ago
i hate all this gay guys which have to make videos of themself....
Xaldin773 1 year ago
"Yay, My first orgasum" says Philip
ThENeRdieZ 1 year ago
i fucking love the edited "Who. is. that. Fella." his face is so funny when he said that
killadabilla 1 year ago
i had to go into my window once and some guy driving by called the cops
they knocked on my door and the first guy looks kinda like tay zonday but his eyes are each pointed in seperate directions (not sure what its called right now) then this fat cop comes around the corner pointing a gun at me and either jumps at the same time i did (in fear) or he almost fell over his fat feet. i almost got shot for forgetting my keys at home by the 2 joke cops in my town (in massachusetts)
motivationalvideo0 1 year ago
are you the one who gave the annoying orange it´s mouth???
ChouUnique 1 year ago
did you have adhd as a child? cuz im pretty sure you should be heavily medicated
Eastwood1588 1 year ago
for me, fail monday through sunday
MrFracture101 1 year ago
ThumbS Up IF YOU PICKED THE VIDEO BECAUSE OF THE GIRL AHA
gokujiz510 1 year ago 3
falling down a staircase of fail steps and hitting your fail face...baha
MegaPebbles90 1 year ago
he definately is the fail^^
skanatic22 1 year ago
lmao repeatedly hit the 5 key...
just do it.
gabe7777777 1 year ago
peanut butter jelly time...should have failure fridays and u could be the surprise guest!
LovelyFireflies 1 year ago
wow... haterz... umm yeah considering Phil is about 100 times more successful than you'll ever be, you might wanna stfu and get a life.
dudeitskathryn 1 year ago