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  • CUTE WIN FAIL

  • Omg I can't get over it snowing on your face.... not a gay joke.

  • this guys teeth are fucked up beyond all recognition

  • Why is this video all chopped up, making the caster look like an irritating epileptic? So many people use this gimmick, why anyone would think it's cool after using it fifty times... Just makes you look like an unoriginal retard - a retard having a series of seizures.

  • @terminusnoctum i don't like it too!!! really annoying!!!

  • what the fuck is this shit?

  • @NamvZ we are english

    

  • fuckin cockend has to trick people onto his page.. can't even finish a sebtence without cutting

  • retard

  • Pause video press 5 then laugh your ass off at the derp

  • fuck you.

  • house fail is bigger

  • my mom hates u lol

  • Biggest fail = crazy bitch from hell.

  • who made the awesome intro?!?! BAHAHA I LOVE IT!!!

  • Pause at 1:11 lol

  • lol how wierd.

  • press 6 for : "I got titties"

  • thumps doouuuuuwwnnee

  • damnnn.. press 0 to 9, with all that beats you can make a remix man wow

  • My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust” - Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car

  • @tigmaok037 moral of the story is dont fuck up a sibling 3 way

  • I think your beautiful, Phil! :D

  • like if this guy is just fucking annoying

  • women r FUCKING INSANE

  • Definitely the ex- girlfriend! That's one reason I can't stand women! Too bad I am one.

  • @LEOJ024 

    wow LEOJ024 you must have been top of your class in health & biology - right?

  • Cheater flames ex's car - wins at fail... wow....

  • god this guy is so annoying

  • THIS WAS FAVORITED BY STATE FARM

  • 2one

    

  • Wow! what a mouth! Funny monkey!

  • According To His Life, Every Day Is A Fail.

    ......

    ( And So Is His Show )

  • hey everyone im a 13 year old vlogger, i make videos for fun and want to imporiove tell me what i should do to make it better. subscribe if u like it dont if you dont.

  • Phil, I hate your normal videos. However, your fail videos are funny!

  • This video just pisses me off because evidently you can't talk for more than 2 seconds straight.

    Seriously, it's not cool and it's not creative, you just sound like an idiot with this incredibly choppy editing.

    That is the biggest fail.

  • This video is the biggest fail for asking me to choose between two fails based solely on an overedited overexcited undercoherent verbal description of them.

  • if you press 6 it sounds like he says i got titties .

  • I love your dimples Philip DeFranco.

  • If you press 4.. It sounds like he says 'You love Allah."

  • Press 8 and if you hold 8 he winks at you!

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  • pause 2:50 pause 2:33

  • pause 2:50 

  • Guy breaking in house more fail

  • The man

  • press 7 repeatedly for shakespear :P

  • Press 8 for blinkies x)

  • Fail at being able to talk more than 5 seconds. Also stop trying to be the Shatner

  • the ex girlfriend is insane!!

  • Hmm they both are pretty fail i will give them that. But i think im going to give my vote to double fail girl. I would way rather get tazed then get my car blown up by some stupid ho

  • all your shit is in HD how?

  • No dude pause the video at 1:01 hahah

  • press and hold 5 xD

  • exgirlfriend

  • girlfriend of doom

  • the exgirlfriend

  • the first one

  • wot a boring barstard ,do no give that person any speed type drugs,please!

  • You look ginger..........jus' sayin'

  • max headroom was canceled . annoying quick cuts. can can can canceled.

  • LOL..another dumb teenie bopper massively clipped video from a kid that JUST Like Barry Seotoro aka Obama..TALKS ALOT and has NOTHING intelligent to say. THIS IS WHY KIDS UNDER 18 SHOULD NOT be allowed to use the internet. Mommy and daddy didn't watch him closely enough. " like like like..this if fail friday..deaauh and uuuuuh" dumbass teenie boppers..go jump infront of a mac truck on the interstate."

  • this guy needs his ass kicked he is a fucking faggot

  • fuck gasoline, she be firin her lazer :0======

  • Flagged - apparently he has to mislead people into watching hes clips, which is > fail friday

  • haha girlfriend of dooom!

  • 2:54

    

  • Fail ...

  • i thought this was showing a fail by someones ex girlfriend, Turns out, It's just showing his fail.

  • people! do realize this person is making money off of every video while spewing garbage? it's a waste of valuable time to watch his videos... so please don't participate. In America people shouldn't be awarded for their stupidity regardless of how it's translated into creativity.

  • Pause @ 1:45 . LOL

  • 4 years later and youre still boring as fuck

  • pause at 1:40

  • Press 5 3 times.

  • lmao let the viedo load and hold 5 down

  • really like your videos phil. :)

  • Was there supposed to be a video. This dude talks way too much.

  • hes a crying downy at 1:38

  • @ilerad Oooo straight up!

  • This guy sure knows a lot about failing...

  • Get a life JERK

  • @RasLevi you look for hot girls on youtube?

  • @Originalrider117 I was looking for fail, and now that you've posted I found it.

  • @RasLevi i didnt realize a picture of a chick doing nothing had any evidence of a fail.

  • @Originalrider117 /facepalm.

  • @RasLevi true

  • @RasLevi

    shut the fuck why dont you read the title instead fuckhole

  • @sebaabba12 elaborate? How did I missread the title? It says fail doesn't it? Fucking retard. Go back to school.

    Product of the public school system?

  • @RasLevi

    YO DUMBASS IF YOU READ THE TITLE THEN HOW IS THAT A MISLEADING IMAGE NITCH ASS BIGGA

  • @sebaabba12 hey retard, maybe you should look up the word image in websters, fucking cocksmoker.

  • @RasLevi

    dont talk about your mom like that dickhead...anyway how is this image misleading? DUMBASS... WHAT WERE YOU LOOKING FOR? A VIDEO OF A HOT EXGIRLFRIEND..PERVERTED DICKWEED

  • @sebaabba12 just sit in a corner son, grown ups are talking.

  • @RasLevi

    P.S........SUCK MY DICK!

  • @sebaabba12 hahha nice face hahahahahaha

  • What' s he on. Crystal Meth? Just say no.

  • lawl he has 666 videos

  • pause at 1:09

  • fail #1 i think would be the fail i havent had a crazy ex girlfriend fuck up my car but i have had to break into my own home and got hit with a bean bag round from a cops shot gun for drawing my side arm didnt get arested though or tickeded thank god

  • Really ? All I see is hate comments, would you like it if somebody told yout shut the fuck up and told you how much you suck and why ? I doubt it, but just to let you know you all need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • y r u sweating no hot girl is watching u...r u gay O.o

  • @comedian1187 I'm sure he is a sick gay jerk

  • Shut the fuck up dumb ass white boy you dont have shit to do thats why white people weird talkin to a computer SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • you life must be very interesting and you have a lot to do and many friends so there no time fore you to make idot stuff on youtube...NOT get a girlfriend o sorry gay friend...fucking monkey

  • your an annoying fag

  • u again ?? shut the fuck up!

  • looking for the funny part on the video? press "5" a lot of times

  • @Ferxoide Nahahahahahahaa! Brilliant :P

  • @Ferxoide seriously dude? what a brilliant thing! nice catch!

  • @Ferxoide And if you push 6, 'I got titties.'

  • @Ferxoide I like 6 over and over more. :o

  • @Ferxoide "7" is pretty good too.

  • My god you suck

  • U sound like William shatner when he was on star trek FYI

  • wow, 1 million views. Congrats to you!

  • HMMMMM. I think you are the biggest fail. U didnt even show a fail vid. Lame!!!!!

  • lol. My sister accidentaly locked herself out with my niece in her bed. She had to bust open a window, and my niece just LAUGHED.

  • teh guy breaking in his own house

  • i want to hear you talk on helium

  • I would say the biggest fail are all these people hating on Phil. We all know that the only reason why you found this video in the first place is a direct result of searching 'girlfriend'/'ex-girlfriend'. GTFO pl0x

  • News and comedy awesome

  • argh, you suck badly

  • The Crazy bitch who burnt my car...because I am taking her to court..So she can get even crazier

    Dont you like being in Love

  • Best part was almost not clicking the play button

  • I hate you stop rickrolling

  • 0:17 = Best Part

  • yr fitt

  • Why has your title never anything to do with the content?

  • @michaelfivez  To get more views..

  • that crazy bitch! I was with her so that's who busting my windows with a bat stuck on it. she told me it was some random black guy!

  • hold down 8

  • S L O W

    D O W N

  • cocain is a hell of a drug

  • 2:16 thats what she said.

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  • You live at best buy?

  • @felicity3kX HAHAHAH

  • Pause the Video at 1:06

  • @MrYoshi956 LOL at 1:06

    ROTFLMAO!!!

  • Pause at 1:40 :D 

  • @BentDidrikson123 NO!!! YOU PAUSE AT 1:40!!!!!

  • @MrYoshi956 pause at 1:39

  • @lokdawgable dude pause the video anywhere and youll get the same results

  • @lokdawgable looool

  • @lokdawgable Or press 5 over and over again.

  • @MrYoshi956 i loled

  • @MrYoshi956 i loled pause at 1:07

  • @MrYoshi956 LMAO

  • You guys don't see the countless amount of edits in his videos? Of course he doesn't talk that fast!

  • is that how u really talk?

  • Awww love it when you wear your glasses ^_^ So cute x

  • i hate all this gay guys which have to make videos of themself....

  • "Yay, My first orgasum" says Philip

  • i fucking love the edited "Who. is. that. Fella." his face is so funny when he said that

  • i had to go into my window once and some guy driving by called the cops

    they knocked on my door and the first guy looks kinda like tay zonday but his eyes are each pointed in seperate directions (not sure what its called right now) then this fat cop comes around the corner pointing a gun at me and either jumps at the same time i did (in fear) or he almost fell over his fat feet. i almost got shot for forgetting my keys at home by the 2 joke cops in my town (in massachusetts)

  • are you the one who gave the annoying orange it´s mouth???

  • did you have adhd as a child? cuz im pretty sure you should be heavily medicated

  • for me, fail monday through sunday

  • ThumbS Up IF YOU PICKED THE VIDEO BECAUSE OF THE GIRL AHA

  • falling down a staircase of fail steps and hitting your fail face...baha

  • he definately is the fail^^

  • lmao repeatedly hit the 5 key...

    just do it.

  • peanut butter jelly time...should have failure fridays and u could be the surprise guest!

  • wow... haterz... umm yeah considering Phil is about 100 times more successful than you'll ever be, you might wanna stfu and get a life.