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  • lol dosent look like master chief looks like a noob

  • isnt lenny kravic the cqb guy a character from gta 4??

  • lololololol arby n the beef xD

  • (\__/)

    (='.'=)

  • lenny kravits the singer or the porn-actor scout

  • Duex xxx machinia LAWL

  • fing funny!!!!

  • WTF

  • XDXDXD

    2 GRUNTS 1 cheif

  • "deus ex ex ex machinima

    master beef f**** at halo

    arby n the beef"

    lololollololololololllloloolol­ooloololooloololl!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • thats basically the ending i was expecting 4 the original

  • i cant say i didn't see the ending coming.

  • HA CLASSIC

  • Lol, at the end i thought he was going to snipe the guy

  • lenny sounds like ray romono!

  • two grunts, one chief

    classic! :)

  • uuhhh mybe

  • do you think 90% of people would like to master cheif having sex with corthana?????? i would!!!!

  • yep

  • i would agree

  • your a perve lol

  • me 2

  • @guitarhero781 id love to that

    

  • deus sexexexexexex machina, master beef BEEPS at halo 3, arb n' the beef LOLLOOLLOOLLOLOO.

  • I have allot of SEXY videos of myself;) See my channel;)

  • wtf 2 grunts? 1 cheif?!!!

  • nice but i want to see him fuck a parrot that is what i want too see and yall better not judge me for it

  • aww I wanted him to do a porno...

  • Well gosh sir, Im swell!

  • im so hot that I just took all my close off!! my a/c is broken! omg. im on cam too lol! f

  • that BEEP! scared me

  • lol

  • Mastur Beeef was chargin his laser

  • 2 grunts 1 chief XD

  • yay kill the porno guy :)

  • I liked that ending better

  • 2 grunts 1 chief lol

  • Arby 'n' Beef. xDDD

  • deus xxx machinima

  • Better ending this time round, well done Mtm.

  • Thank god, that ending is much better. I personally would've shot himwhen he called me Master Beef.

  • Not bad

  • 2 grunts and one cheif...

    Wtf?

    lol

  • master beef

  • possibly the funnyest thing ive ever seen

  • much better ending

  • 0% since sept august 08

  • much better

  • would be funnier with "i know u wanna stick a spike grenade up cortanas holographic projector"

  • LOL spartan lazer at the end lol

  • 100000000000000000000000%

    my broke rite before i got gta4, wat a bitch

  • 100%

  • deus xxx machina, master beef #$@%@Q#% halo, arby and the beef

    LMAO

  • I didn't understand the ending ! can someone help me im kinda slow...

  • crap..

  • lenny cravits lol

  • Does anyone know how to do that trick at0:07 where you can put a video inside a video?

  • he edited

  • I wish I knew... but I don't so yeah sorry for wasting your time by reading this, I know you can't stop so I'll do it for you, ...END OF MY REPLY...

  • rofl: "Arby and the beef"

  • Original ending was much better.

    I love the voice of Lenny Kravizt More of him plz

    This dude has webseries written allover it

  • pointless alt ending

  • chief X arbiter

  • MtM9157 has to know Digitalph33r. They are so damn funny!

  • deus xxx machina,two grunts one cheif,arby abd the beef,master beef fucks at halo.this is awsome.......oh and you must also be a digitalph33r fan :)

  • Digitalph33r FTW. FTMFW. Hell yeah.

  • "my name is Lenny Kravitz" Rofl.

  • hey does anyone know the best way to get the video that nice of a quality...help please!!!

  • 2 grunts and one chief ahaha

  • Master Beef F$%^'s at Halo. LOL

  • lol i laughed histarically. Finnaly something good on machinima

  • lenny cravicks

  • lol love the 2 girls and one cup referance

  • HAhahA ^^ Deus xXx Machina ;) And arby n the beef ;)

  • It was, Deus sex sex sex sex Machina, wasn't it?

  • I thought it was deus sex machina.

  • LMAO

  • I'm not really sure.

    But it sure was funny . wasnt it ? :P

  • lol

    I think I should of run him over from the side.

    But he got lazard from behind.lol

    ew o_o

  • ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha­

  • WTF? two grunts and one chief...thats fucked up lol

  • luckely... it was just a joke...i hope

  • you guys saying "omg this is digitalph33rs work" are f**king retarded

    REED TEH DAMMM VIDEO PRESCRIPTION!!!!!

    i mean description

    its by mtm9157 and props to him

  • Master Beef the other white meat!

  • haha a plasma grenade on cortana's ass

  • contract

  • arby n the cheif? more like arby n the queef

  • that wasn't bad it wasn't great but not bad

  • so freaking stupid...

  • what a fucking waste

  • If you didn't realize it yet, it's not a trailer or first part of a series, it's a single video comedy. MtM9157 isn't going to produce any of these projects, nor will anyone else.

  • why would he need digi's permittion? they are not his titles.....learn to read please...

  • its all right if you take it and say he made it but if you dont it stealing

  • what? dp didn't do this.

  • yeh because you`d need his permission to make a machinima?

  • he didn't need to, idiot

  • seriously? what the fuck man are you retarded?

  • 2 grunts and 1 chief

    masta bief lmfao!!!!

  • at the beginning the CQB guy had the default mark VI body and at the end , he had the CQB body.... ;)

  • lol, that was great

  • Master chief went shoop da woop!

  • deus XXX rofl

  • DEUS X X X MACHINA ROFL

  • YEAH!Laser beats asshole.

  • sux

  • ahahahaha

  • Who would like to wacht him fuck a hologram

    But this very funny XD

  • saw the ending coming a mile away. would have been much more epic if he shot him alot farther off.

  • ditto but i was thinking hog or sniper

  • LMAOOOOOO Chief shot him wit a spatan lazer.=D

  • lol ! better than the other one :3

  • what happened to the kool deep voice of master cheif? and if he does do porno then does he have to take his helm off?

    heh heh heh

  • he could keep it on lol

  • arby and the beef lol thats some funny crap there......

  • 2 grunts 1 chief.

  • 3 cortanas 2 holographic cups/energy swords/ grav hammers

  • dues ex ex ex machina! lmao!

  • that shit waz funny

  • That was a better ending!

  • nice but i think he would have used the rokets

  • Pretty good, but I think chief would have done it XD.

  • lol were talken big bucks here

  • 2grunts 1cheif lol

  • hey machinima i habe a video like con iteres

    you

  • master beef the other white meat lols

  • lol

  • lol ahahahah

  • funny

  • lol funny

  • eh its kinda better, but whoever made this needs a little work

  • The voice of the guy who offers Chief the porno job is fucking perfect.

  • LOL i know cheif wouldnt have the balls to acctuly screw cortan

  • that sucked

  • lol nice

  • haha

  • 2 grunts and one chief any one else know whats that from

    besides me

  • Yes. lol

  • i dont get it at the end he's like "now where did he put that... oh here we go" whats he looking for? the contract?

  • what else..

  • the contract he was talking about that

  • dues ex ex ex ex machina LOL

  • Heh. Guy got owned.

    5/5 xD

  • the alt ending was too predictable >> altho I barely even knew when it was the alt ending

  • lol! cheap lead painted toys!

  • ending...nice

  • ahahahAHAHAHAHA Deusxxxmachina! AHAHAHA

  • not first

  • lmfao!!!!

  • R O F L the guys voice thats introducing porno i was so expecting a voice like that.. "master beef" lol i so got that... u could have put in "master baits" but den ever one would expect that but still 5/5 man u rock at this stuff plz plz plz make more comedy stuff like this... a bit gross but fucking funny thow

  • haha, 2 grumts 1 chief

  • lol 2 grunts one chief !! lol

  • deusxxxx machima : P~

  • 174th!!!11 biznitches

  • arby n the beef

  • Lol Funny machinima. Better then all the stupid previews and trailers. Check out The Machinima Petition if you those those too.

  • master beef! lulz

  • .....umm WTF!!!!!!!!!

  • lol

  • rofl if this was a first attempt then these guys should make more. if not, well this was just pure genius roflroflrofl!

  • Master Beef - The other white meat XD

  • ; )

  • lol 2 grunts 1 cheif lol who ever made his has a sick mind

  • o_o wow.

  • de us ex ex ex machina

  • LOL great

  • get it on with cortana hahaha

  • I am sorry but this was just horrible I know a bunch of fanboys are going to spam me for my opinion

  • nope, i dont care if you dont like it.

  • omg i am not a fanboy your opining does not mean anything ur such a dick!!! lol I'm joking...

  • hmmmmmmmmm is ok but i love how it shoot at the end lol

  • LOL good ending!!