Chris Ryan - Former SAS - How Fast Can He Punch?

[Factnotfictionpeople]

Similar principle to the 'Tapley' meter - and you can fool those everytime! :-)

[villanist]

gay punch

[swertinge07]

There are som serious Chris Ryan fanboys here... It´s just for laughs, not too serious... :)

[rollerballrico]

best dj ever well apart from george lamb!

[Linesbro]

I love Chris Ryan

[sciences8]

What an idiot radiohost.

[incredibleXMan]

That app blatantly isn't working.

[ASFX07]

Surely common sense dictates that a pathetic punch from a woman is not likely to be faster than a world champion boxer. It was obvious just watching that Chris Ryan punched much faster...

[studmalexy]

@ASFX07 u think they were just winding him up?

[ciaran3707]

69 Dudes!!!

[candofitness]

he's an old man now...

[Factnotfictionpeople]

@candofitness 'Old' is relative - and my money's on the 'old' man everytime......

[G6PBS]

"We never punch, we just shot people - you try dodging a bullet". Priceless quote Chris :-)

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

It looks like nobody's actually making a noise and there's a voiceover

[Mr2shadow0]

what a couple of fucking stupid people.

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 "YELP" IS THAT THE NOISE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU GET YOUR MOUTH FUCKED? 94 TIMES! HAHAHA! PATHETIC PONCE!

[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus i killed your grandfather

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 SEE, NOW YOU'RE LYING TO BE TOUGH! I KILLED THE OLD FAG.

[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus dont take all the credit, it was a joint effort, at least i killed the hooker aswell

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 YOUR GAY DADS STILL MAD AT YOU FOR KILLING YOUR MUM,AND DESTROYING THE FAMILY INCOME!

[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus how do you know about that? anyway the family income is fine, ive become a rent boy

[Geraint961]

@OmnisPugnasCertus lol u can only write in capitals and the only insult you have is something to do with homosexuality clearly you trying to tell us something...

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@Geraint961 OH, SWEETHEART! JUST BRUSH THAT BEIBER HAIR OUT OF YOUR PRETTY EYES,POP IN THAT HARRY POTTER DVD,AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE! YOU TIGHT LITTLE FAG.

[dddddddgggggggggg]

@OmnisPugnasCertus Can you plz stop trolling on these sas videos and get a life for godness sake.

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@Geraint961 HERES SOME CAPITALS FOR YOU,HONEY.YOU SAID YOU LOVE THEM. PUT SOME NICE PANTIES ON,YOU KNOW THE ONES,AND DADDY WILL BE IN TO FINGER YOU IN AWHILE.FAG!

[iGoldSpark]

Yeah, the time is in milliseconds, I don't know how they got it wrong..

[JasonRadley]

Never thought Richie was such a fat pudding.

[iamiSniipezxX]

that apps alowed of bullshit,look how slow her punch was LOOL

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

SAS CAN MOLEST A KID IN 1.0 SECS! DIE SCUM!

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

@OmnisPugnasCertus Someone's a bit jealous aren't they?

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@SR0Penne0Brillo SOMEONE ELSE ENJOYS KIDS,DON'T THEY! FAG.

[MrRatchet696]

@OmnisPugnasCertus How is he SCUM! He's a true solider and a legend

[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus actually with the correct training they can do it in 0.76 seconds and the child will never know...

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 HAHAHA!

[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus fuck off mate, you dick

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 YOU FUCK OFF,ON YOUR FATHER,FAGGIT.

[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus your worthless, your so gay you drop the soap on purpose

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 LAME! YOU'RE SO GAY,YOU SNEAK YOUR UNDERAGE BOYFRIEND INTO GAYBARS BY HIDING HIM IN YOUR ASSHOLE! FAG!

[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus is that seriously the best you have? and its a bit hypocritical calling me gay, when you jerk off with a pair of tweezers to videos of chris ryan

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 NOT EVEN CLOSE,SAUSAGE JOCKEY!

YOU'RE SO GAY, ON YOUR LICENSE UNDER SEX IT SAYS "ANAL"!

HAHAHAHA! POOF! FAG!

[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus wow,more gay jokes. when you were dropped as a baby by your parents-in attempt to kill the horrible shit they call"son"- did they arse raped your mutilated body? it would explain why you have such a big crush on me and chris ryan. me and chris have decided that we are flattered but we're straight,unlike yourself.

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 HAHAHA! SO LAME! DON'T START IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT,SUGARTITS!



[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus sugartits? wow, havent heard that since last friday, when i was raping your mum..."please sugartits, DONT STOP!!!". i laughed so loud when i donkey punched that slag

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 MY MUMS A SHITTY LAY,TRY MY DAD!

[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus for a internet troll, you really dont know how to comeback to an insult, pathetic, just like your penis

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 HI BIEBER! WHERE YA BEEN? TEA-BAGGING YOUR OLD MUMMY? HAHAHA! STOP WANDERING WHAT MY PENIS LOOKS LIKE,FAG! JUST ASK THAT CUM-DUMPSTER MUM OF YOURS! ASS-BANDIT!

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 DON'T GET ALL BUTTHURT,FRUITLIPS!

ITS O.K. TO BE GAY! JUST ASK @Geraint961 ! YOU CAN LISTEN TO BEIBER AND MASTURBATE EACH OTHER WHILE WATCHING HARRY POTTER! OR WHATEVER YOU FAGGY ENGLISHMEN DO THESE DAYS! HAHAHAHAHA! FAGS!

[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus nope thats where your wrong, we dont listen to bieber, but we do masturbate to potter, gotta love emma watson. dont worry, i wont judge you because you watch choke porn

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 HAHAHA! TOTAL FAG! EMMA? WELL,SHE DOES LOOK LIKE A LITTLE BOY,SO NO SURPRISE THERE! HAHAHA! SAS FANBOYS LOVE THEIR PEDOPHILIA! FAG!

[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus shut up, meg

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 SUCK IT,DORIS! GET MY COCK OUTTA YOUR MOUTH! DICK RIDING NANCY BOY! BAHAHAHA! FAG! TOO EASY! LIKE YOUR SISTER.

[YELP94]

@OmnisPugnasCertus ha ha jokes on your, my sister is a 3 year old mutilated, hairy and french...so thats what turns you on eh?

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@YELP94 I TRIED,BUT YOUR GAY DAD WOULDN'T LET ME GET NEAR!

HE THINKS INCEST IS BEST! YOU KNOW THAT,HAVING BEEN MOUTH-FUCKED BY YOUR GAY UNCLE!

[Geraint961]

@OmnisPugnasCertus illiterate fuck.

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@Geraint961 BABY-RAPING BRIT FAGGIT.HAHAHAHA!

[Geraint961]

@OmnisPugnasCertus hahahahahahaha fagget*

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@Geraint961 HAHAHA! CAN'T SPELL FAGGIT! BRITAIN: LAND OF A HUNDRED RELIGIONS,AND ONLY ONE SAUCE! HAHAHA! FAGGY FRENCHMAN!

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@Geraint961 THIS GAY BRIT FRENCHMAN LOVES HARRY POTTER AND LISTENS TO WEEZER! HAHAHAHA! 30 YEARS OLD! HAHAHAHAHA!

HES SO GAY,HIS ASSHOLE HAS ITS OWN ASSHOLE! BAHAHAHA! FAG!

[OmnisPugnasCertus]

@Geraint961 YOU'RE HERE,YOU'RE QUEER! C'MON! SHOUT IT OUT! HAHAHAHA! SUCH A LITTLE FAG.

[G20ification]

Pretty sure the score is the time in milliseconds not miles per hour!

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

@G20ification

Surely all punch speeds are measured in miles per fucking hour (mpfh)?

[TheElephant79]

He´s sweating but the black Haired Girl is cute.

[SMUDGEPARA]

What a stupid test but just a laugh. Could just see by both there punches that Chris had more impact, it would been great if she was pushing something but not hitting anything. But lets get serious as if she had a harder punch than Ryan,Haye,Harrison, sure someone watching this will think so though oh well.Made me chuckle

[Kiserd14]

force = mass times acceleration that was only timing acceleration to gain a proper understanding he needs to hit a test item specifically made to test the force of the punch!

[dabiff75]

I would have been quicker before i took an arrow to the knee

[NorthWeezy2010]

they are scoring it wrong....the higher the number the slower you are. 

[MrJoec2010]

0:12 .....TOO LOUD! (on the screen)

[MarkMuses]

Gizmos are great fun, but I remember Nam... You know, the fil-ems as they said on Father Ted.

[xTheShortStuffx]

The SAS should change their motto from "who dares wins" to

"we dont punch, we shove people"

[NorthWeezy2010]

@xTheShortStuffx *shoot people

[l2a3sterling]

Ryan had interesting punch from a crouch (precoiled).

[PsychoFlounder]

The record is suppose to be 43.3 mph

[alphaf0rce34]

@PsychoFlounder Indeed

[TheEx3rgj]

@antoninorusso1 didnt know that, cheers mate.

[1440nell]

Wow Mr ryan, you are one hansome man. Sod the jabs. Do you fancy some stew & dumplings. xxx.

[FrogmortonHotchkiss]

I imagine the app has a very specific model of the trajectory of a punch - Chris's was extremely short and snapping; maybe it works better with full extension.

[jwatch0]

What's that "TOO LOUD" thing?

[Eddylad2009]

Maybe it was milliseconds rather than mph, wouldn't that explain it ..

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

I have those apps, but I don't like to use them as I'm scared the phone will slip out of my hand and smash up against the wall or something!

[TheEx3rgj]

aka chris ryan was rgj was he not?

[antoninorusso1]

@TheEx3rgj he joined the sas via the back door, from 23 sas (TA REG)

[skippy10776]

@antoninorusso1 true but you still get selection and you only get one standard miss it and your returned to unit. i,d like to see you on selection .........silly boy.

[Whatever81417]

Former SAS and Paras. Chris Ryan's brother is a senior NCO in the PARAS.

[FISHGOMOO4321]

What a shit app.

[dathill]

some nice sweat patches lol

[DaKhelwar]

that app has got to be messed up

[Azathespaz6666]

Met him twice, great guy!

[samosammo123]

Too fast to register, simple as

[JoeFraze]

I didn't know Alan Partridge was real.

[rbt4rbt]

They can't be serious. None of their punches touched 10 mph. A hook is the fastest punch in mph, and a good one is around 30 mph.

[bebill2]

@rbt4rbt Jab is?

[rbt4rbt]

@bebill2 Jab is your weak hand guard shooting out straight. Not much power but it leaves a small reaction time to the opponent.

[bebill2]

@rbt4rbt noo.

When i jab, i stick it out hard and fast like its a straight..

If you jab hard, your opponent won't come near you.

I do this in amateur.

[rbt4rbt]

@bebill2 For sure the jab helps keep your opponent at a distance. Most jabs that have no telegraph (tel) take about 150 to 200 milliseconds, but most people pump their jabs, meaning they move their fist back first giving a tel then punch forward, which makes their total jab over 300 ms. Anyway, as this video shows, punch speed is so misunderstood.

[bebill2]

@rbt4rbt true that, i've seen people raise a jab from there leg before..that is telegraphing.

[PsychoFlounder]

@bebill2 Yeah man he is right. Once you move that fist back or foward the clock starts ticking. As when you pump or telegraph your punches it becomes so much slower, so that the opponent can react and defend.

[LFCzeppelin8]

"We never punch - we just shoot people"

[downhiller234]

dude he is sweating like a beast

[ieyedmonster]

sas rent boy

[Mrscaryninja56]

thumbs up if u think he shot the phone after!

[ebutuoymai]

at the first punch the app was calculating......"wtf??? no human moves at that speed.....overload...crash.."

[tricepsish]

who's the brunette hottie?

[fluttergirl34]

@tricepsish The "brunette hottie" works for Chris Ryan's publishers Hodder and Stoughon and deals with the publicity.

[tricepsish]

@fluttergirl34 nice choice by Chris

[fluttergirl34]

@tricepsish She's stunning and a lucky lady too getting to spend so much time with him on his book tours. I'd kill for that job. I'd quite happily follow him around all day.

[Keith10284]

That was so obviously rigged. Like the presenter said, the womans punch was way too slow compared to Chris Ryan's. I don't believe it for a second. I do believe that the SAS are the toughest bunch out there by a very long shot!!!

[cappaslangmurderer]

The only fair way to sort this out is for him and her to have a fight.

[WhiskeyEcho93E93]

lets make Chris Ryan the new Chuck Norris

[roberto33097]

lol at all the people going into the physics of it, its obvous he has a quicker punch than her, its just an iphone app, i think your all overthinking a bit of banter

[azalias114]

Pfft based on an iPhone app, cleary inaccurate

[GKFC]

Anyone see that "TOO LOUD" being flashed on the screen in front of Christian?

[Brady2k10]

those apps things are bollocks anyway

[MaxSafeheaD]

I'm thinking the app is probably shite.

[midnightbluenoz]

he didnt do it properly, he only went half way, the woman stretched her arm out all the way

[Glennovan]

haha hes a legend thatll be put down in history

[amillionpoundcoins]

Jesus fucking Christ, look how fast he punches! There is no way thats 69mph, its insanely fast! He'd fuck up most people, really easily.

[Jiminiblobster]

I can't believe that woman actually believes she can actually punch that fast :L

[woodlandman]

hahahah what a boss

[wetinba]

we never punch we just shot people LOOL Absolute legend.

[TheCentralServices]

He is a blatant liar! Watch: THE TRUE BRAVO TWO ZERO

[MrBRL]

@TheCentralServices google has never heard of it, do you dream it?

[glovemonkey]

@TheCentralServices your a fucking clown

[TheCentralServices]

@glovemonkey i think it turned out that the kiwi member of B20 came forward saying that they never engaged any iraqis, they only walked 20k and were picked up by the iraqis shortly after landing. all the rest was a fantasy spun to sell books.

[Glaswegianmark]

@TheCentralServices

your thinking about andy mcnab. chris ryan never said he came into contact with a full armoured iraqi sqaudron. he said they just got fired upon by a group of curious got herders and decided to drop their kit and make a run for it because in reality those herders did inform the iraqi army and the SAS knew it would only be a matter of time. chris ryan and the aussi or kiwi guy had the same stories about what happened. apparently andy mcnab isnt welcome back at hereford

[shoopdawhooperful]

@Glaswegianmark Really? Who says that? So thats why Andy Mcnab was in the British Army Camouflage magazine in 2008/9?

[TheFreedom7272]

he would fuck you up proper then eat your green sweet's, dont fuck with ex or serving SAS. selection is not a walk in the park

[richieh1980]

Mr Ryan is a bit camp isn't he

[LewisConvery]

speed and power/weight. think of this, a NISSAN GTR hitting you, or a Bentley? Bentleys weight alot more but the GTR would hit you with 'Force' and 'Speed' it would hurt more than a heavier car. or realistically a punch. u might tink what happens if it hits u at the same speed? well the punch would have more accelaration from a shorter distance(GTR), i.e speed.

[ILukeLuke]

@LewisConvery I wouldnt like to get hit by either

[HMFC2397]

1:35 Look at the screen, 'TOO LOUD'

[NielsShoe]

Think it recorded the speed of his hand moving back before the punch or the app is just a load of bull.

[cqbhoun]

the first punch was super quick wtf. I was expecting about 400mph considering how slow maggy was.

[Drivebytheology]

i pulled my phone out of my pocket to answer it it at 575 mph

[TB4ful]

The slower the punch, the higher it goes...weird?!

[whiteyovsoton]

the phone is sexist :L

[MrTomte09]

We never punch we just shoot people

[72U11]

Piece of crap iPhone...

[joshlerd]

Love Chris Ryan, and his books are absolutely amazing. Strike back.

[Butteryjam]

But if he hit you with that you'd feel it a lot more than her punch, it's all about how much power is behind it and other scientific stuff nobody cares about.

[FoxyBomb]

@Butteryjam But power can only come from speed?

[Butteryjam]

@FoxyBomb It's also to do with how much weight is behind the punch, for example to put it in simple terms something weighing 1 pound moving at 50 mph would do less damge than something that weighed 10 pounds movong at 45 mph, if you get my drift haha.

[TheConsole2011]

There is no fucking way that his punch was slower than hers in fact when he punched slower it registered faster.

[devikit]

"we never punched we just shot people" haha.

[aaronscrewme]

What a joke, her arm has no mass behind it, do I really have to explain biomechanics? I think everybody here is smart enough.

[corpsemunger]

@aaronscrewme Its just a bit of fun, its not meant to be some serious, scientific test

[aaronscrewme]

@corpsemunger Thank you, these days I'm so layback...

[26wordy]

puts it on the floor wips out his browning and emptys a mag into it right in the middle of the studio ' I cant make out the reading, the screens got holes in, bye'

[diddydid]

fuck off was that slower than hers.

[ImAnEnglishman17]

"that iphone app is accurate"

[JamesMMcCann]

If I was in the bad part of town, I know who'd I'd rather have with me...

[Wrahns]

I know who i would rather have hit me, and it isn't Chris Ryan!

[hakkujin]

It's opposite of what you think. The higher the number, the slower the punch.

[sitofak]

What the fuck was that? Total bullshit.

[SOPARA862k]

That first punch was much faster than the second one.

[raoulthompson]

what the hell she punched easily 4 times slower than him

[TheEcurb101]

chris ryan seems like a cool guy

[TYNSDALE]

Nice guy frmer sas man.

[OrangeG3]

i would love to see him fight david haye!

[pweidmann1]

his punch is too fast that it couldnt even register properly

[FatmanH]

saying that, I'd rather take a punch from her than Chris