little white lie

[AfterMath428]

why are you wearing a shirt?

[shortininja]

I'm hosting a Hide the Salami party :) any takers? :D

[Ricankid616]

I love the ending.. Hilarious

[george101778]

no you are not wierd danny

[creepr07172011]

"no no no no... you are beautiful and smart :)" srry tht was a lie... a white lie mwwwaaaaahhhhaaahhaahhaaaaaaaa­a >:D

[love9784444]

Is it me or is half of his face shaved??

[nina16666]

this show is really funny

[Sixthshadowfail]

"Does my ass look fat in these snow pants?"

Yeah. 

[Cook2298]

My white lie: My penis is extremely huge... :(

[whiteboyjag68]

my white lie: "those brown grills look great!"

[EntertainmentAJ]

Y U WEAR SHIRT?

[JakobTheCenturion]

I was working late It happens to every guy I'll pay next time Size does not matter I'll call you Check is in the mail He's just a friend It wasn't me Your table will be ready in five minutes Officer, that's not mine Thank you so much, I love it Your baby is so cute I lost your # I have a headache Please, just the tip I'm 25 I'm not angry You were planned The dinosaurs died because you touch yourself at night!!! *just a few favorites xD*

[DarknessQueen10101]

@JakobTheCenturion is the dinosaur 1 from Family Guy? 

[imadolphin246]

mom: honey go to bed

 me: "ok mom" *goes to bed but brings video games with me, technically still in bed*

anyone else remember telling that "white lie" to their parents?

[Alphilles3922]

My white lie.

Teacher : Did you do the homework ?

Me : Yes BUT I forgot it at home..so I'll have to give it to you tomorrow (which should give me time to fill all those blank pages that I intended to fill with your dreaded homework)

[ImInYourCloset7]

You're videos are funny (classic comedy!!)

so says wikipedia :p

[TheKarantan]

LOL almost feel off my chair at 2:56 :D:D

[laboyangel3]

ur not funny u u c what i did there

[KeshaRoks42]

Is there something in my teef??? YES BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE!

[TheToyota44]

racist

[DubstepRKO]

The end made me laugh and fart.

[twilightcrazedfan115]

when i saw "little white lie" i thought he was gunna talk about Little White Lie by Starkid...disappointment...

[JosieShufflez]

Is there something in your teeth??!!?!?!? No I thought that you had a weird gum disease that makes you look like you shoved Resses peanut butter cups onto your front teeth.

[XxRepoDeath]

ok true story " i went to school and i was absent for like a few days and my homework was sent the teacher asked me for it i said " it must have been misplaced and/or ganged raped by a squirrel" and thats my piece of Sh!t story.

[Theskittlejuice]

no,your pimple doesnt look like a gigantic red blimp that was super-glued to your face.......actually, it does

[alexpounder]

This is not a comment.

[goodguywade]

I lost it on 1:57 XD

[KkDrPepper]

I see dead people. OR DO I?!?!?!?!? hahahaha that sucked... a lot

[arokz04]

u were not so good but so bad.....lolz

[Mightyshwee]

2:06 is a bad time to try and drink. I just spent three minutes trying to simultaneously laugh, clean my screen and clear my lungs of the offending diet Dr Pepper.

[MrYousuck2000]

my dog talked to me. was that my white lie or was it not muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah­ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahmuhahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahamuhahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

[DefyTheDrummer]

I think I found the salami...

[newking68]

your videos are extremly funny danny.....was that my white lie???? nah it wasnt keep on makin them. lol

[Amellesdal]

No, your teeth are fine, but do you want some chewing gum?

[Dixxi91]

I'm not horny... or am I?

[gibbo1112]

Ive already got that situation sorted, just tell the kiddy that mommy stopped breathing and the reason you were bouncing up and down on top of her was because you were resucitating her ;)

[pencilpizza]

I know what some people say..

[SweeneyToddLover98]

I pissed myself, or did I...?

[wolvensong18]

I want 1:38 as my ring tone at work XD

[warchief96]

Okay, who else agrees with me when i say, I'd rather have Danny teach me things rather than my teachers at school. He could also answer all my questions about anything, in a fun way too!

[lloydrauch13]

at 2:15 he sounds like elmo

[collru99]

i love you 

[adventureteen13]

Greetings Earthlings. My name is of no concern to u. Now it's time for an off topic comment! I thinkz thatz peoplez shouldz changez thez NH licensez platez to sayz "LIVE FAT OR DIE" instead of "LIVE FREE OR DIE". I mean seriously. And i live there! Danny i think that you should do a video on what obesity is.

[minimanjonesy]

you are the worst youtube ri have ever seen and your really not funny.... that was my lie :3

[blushingy]

ur straight

[smukzie]

WHITE lies are better?

Racism.

[mikachu3737]

LOLZ hey danny have i got anything in my teeth? ...me:.....no danny u have nuthing in ur teeth......ur teeth have always had poop stuck in them......XD

[DingleBerries95]

the last clip isthe funniest. HEY DANNY!!HAVE I GOT ANYTHING ON MY TEETH?!

[999imnotanoob]

XD



[thesorrow349]

No you don't have anything in your teeth........ would you like a tooth brush?

[BoaVenom18]

You have to be careful with lies, some people are really good at picking them out, one time I was late for class and I told the teacher that as I was waking up a bus full of mobsters ran into my house and tried to steal my math homework, however I pulled off a few kung fu moves to beat up half while my fire breathing lion took care of the rest, then I had a mere 10 seconds before class started to get to school so I took out my teleporter but didn't make it in time... that's why I was late.

[kinkajuu1]

wow, i must say, you actually impressed me there with that child impression, i thought i was watching jim carrey impersonate a child

you have earned my like

but then, how do you know if i liked it?

muhahahhahaha

[Headgrumble]

Salamy game ahaha epic :D

[geradov2013apk]

"we were playing a game. Hide the salomi game"

[ikol12]

2:53

I don't even know how many times I've watched this and I STILL laugh...

[PIKAMONjake]

poo grillz yall

[flyboy1122331]

xD

funny stuff



[mookiwi12]

My dad thinks your stupid and doesnt like me watching your videos but i watch it anyway! lol

[letsgodeepfryaturtle]

I watched all your lie related ones. They all have the same comment in it... somewhere.

[TheBooooBooooBoooo]

I LIKE you...

(;

[TheApostleofRock]

idk why but the ha after the reeses in ur mouth was the funniest part

[waterangel007]

Im a tranny...jk, or am i lieing??

O.e

[wiggs333]

danny from future send me here! EVERYONE DEAD! DANNY WORLD LEADER! GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS!

[LukaPoljak]

2:50 I almost pised myself laughing

[G6600]

Denny from the future brought me here.

[kexard]

@G6600 hey, me too.

[sarahsnameis]

Here's a lie: Your funny

[bleerrgghhhh]

@sarahsnameis spelt you're wrong dumbass... :)

[sarahsnameis]

@bleerrgghhhh 1. It was a joke I've been subscriber for him for a while now.

2. Spelt?

[JustAnotherLondoner]

@sarahsnameis Spelt is correct.

[TheHah74]

Heroin or Weed?

[shashekeb]

Thumbs up if your name is Jimmy

[kayleighcamper]

Omg I love thissssssss!! (\ /) bunny ears!!!!

[Phailyour]

@MickeyChick17 you sir are a pooper face. You insignificant little butt wipe! You can just not watch his videos if you don't like them

[zomerchacha]

@Phailyour mickeychicks was lying duh

[stephex1]

When my friend walked in on her parents, her dad said," we are being Christians."

[YourProblem1]

Does my breafpth! STANK?!!!

[wolfloverify]

I hate apple pie

[charcharlie183]

you suck

[peitrifiedbone]

y cant we fly??

[MickeyChick17]

Lying is easy. Danny you are a shity person. Though you SUCK at comety, your very cute. Your a fatty McFaterson and I dream of never being anything like you! I never ever want you to meet mui, cause I'm to ugly and boring to do so. I absoulutly HATE how you made up "I love you my tasty little lemon drops" because it's so unoriginal! I love the random straight kids that troll on your videos.. They are so intelegant.

-Mickey Jayy

[srbsexy123]

@MickeyChick17 you know you dont have to say mean stuff to such a talented person!i bet yoour a mcfatty

[MickeyChick17]

@srbsexy123 ok, either you noticed i was lying about all of that and you said hes untalented and i'm skinny, or you didn't notice that everything i wrote was opposite of what i really think... so which is it?

[beastbubblegum]

Hey Danny I don't think you are that creepy. Hey danny I don't think you have to go and see a psychiatrist. Hey Danny I don't think your haircut is ugly. :P

[sugarqueen98]

Yes You're not insane.

[rockmeh2]

eh i love your eyes!!! ^_^

[motleycruequeen]

YOU SHOULD DO A VIDEO ON WHY I HAVE A BOYFRIEND EVEN THOGH I DO NOT LYK HIM.......WTF..........PLEZ...­.....YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP

[SophiaFreakyBizzare]

Your teeth look brilliant :D They're so clean and shiny *_* lmfao.

[kingoffallou]

the cake is a lie sorry i just had to

[Scamper298]

white lie:

psshh u dont have ANYTHING in ur teeth..

hey theres that chick you like go say hi ;)

[KatjaIsCrazy]

WHAT EVER YOU DO. . . . . . DO NOT EVEN ATEMPT TO MAEK AVIDEO ABOUT SEX AND KITTENS AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!! (dont even think about it) ;D

[MyEquestrianLove]

here's a lie: i hate ponys

[ssingagirl]

@MyEquestrianLove too far my friend.

[savannalovesthis]

im not doing my homework because the clock fell on my head and i forgot where i live.

[SarahHeartsYou97]

im teaching mommy how to do push ups!

[klodwas]

the Sentence below is a lie

the sentence above is the Truth

[iL0veSurvivor]

LOOOOL i just love it when he changes up his voice x'D

[DANKPICKLEJUICE420]

press 2 rapidly!!!XD

[Akatsukiholic]

hide the salami game

[JellyKandi]

HHAHAHA! IDK why 1:55-2:00 made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.

[wonderfulname]

Sometimes, telling a white lie is much more hurtful than telling the truth.

[AbidingMayhem]

0:38 rapid x)

[redsugar18whitney]

'What are you doing to my mommy!?!!' - LMAO

[MissContraryMary]

Comment a white lie? Okay...You're cute...^_^

[weasymuncher1]

@DeemDaDreem1001 Haha, thanks for pointing this out! You should watch the whole vid with the captions. At 1:58 he apparently says 'harriet'. Lolwut?

[mario08012009]

hahaha you watched a lot of jim carrey you are like his replica

[tbear116]

@mario08012009 no, jim carey is his replica

[Xhendraful]

@mario08012009 Jim Carrey is like him. Or is he?

[CeejaIsADinosawr]

@gradualreport Whatt are The diffreneceseses of bunnies and Rabbitts???:o(;

[xoBLG]

i hate you. =)

[TheInfectedFetus]

No baby..it was nothing she tripped fell landed on my dick but it means nothing to me (cmon bitch get out i wanna do it again :)))) )

[TheInfectedFetus]

@hirotarobg dude thats more like sarkasam than a lie.... a white lie? well no no they look fine here take thiss chewable tnt its good for you....

[Kamibandit]

Whaaaa? of course i think you should shave ur head for cancer....(look other way, "YACK' UGH) wat was that honey? XD

[makdeonijatom]

cos white lies are better then black likes.

[iFlip29]

Here's a lie danny: You didn't rape her, she fell on your dick. Happens to everyone.

[abvavgpaul]

"Of course you're prettier than her, sweetie"

[nevonja]

any female want to play hide the salami game? xD

[CrisisVx]

I hate this video :P

[DontJudgexMe]

his eyes follow me where ever i go its like he is looking right at me!

[Miach100]

hide the salamy game!!!!!

[llllllillllilil]

no you don't have shit on your teeth...

[thatonegum]

@gradualreport why is it when we like 2 different things, but when put together are gross? example ketchup & root beer

[MelBieber54321]

uuummmm...no u dont gots nothing in your teeth.....XD

[pitbula96]

I think you ate something shiny in the toilet at the end :D keed ... um .. no you don't have anything in your teeth "giggles"

[jman0955]

lol

[ElchinMendes]

hey lets play hide the salami game!! (:

[coolboiz713]

i wanna play hide the salami game! lol

[jdude25ownz]

HAHAHAHAHAH i loled at the end and woke up my parents :P :P

[radmeluhh]

HAAAAAAAAHAHA. Maaan I love you<3 But that isn't a white lie

[Headphones258]

nooo, there's nothing in between your teeth.....

[Loverboy9943]

my penis is 9 inches

[lukhug88]

You sound like Elmo at 2:16. HAHAHA!

[tmcomedy11]

DUDE YOUR VIDS ARE OMAZING!! HAHA im going to start making my own vids and i was wondering if you had any suggestions! thx

[TheShadowpaw]

no daddy i didnt have sex wit my bf

[gaysucks1]

2:58

[reenieandmarebear]

Don't touch candles. They is covered in GERMZZZZ!!!!

[nikola1389]

ehrrrr,yeah,you videos are,uuuuum,funny!

yeah,no,i really think you should keep doing them...

[zragisha]

a croat once told me that all croats are liars :)

[desambio]

@zragisha he lied!

[zragisha]

@desambio: of course he did... all croats do ;)

[Headphones258]

he's croatian? I'M CROATIAN TOO!!!

[HordeLegends]

@Headphones258 He's Serbian , he said so.

[NotAnotherBanana]

You're pretty.

[TheFallenFilms]

its pronounced neech uh

[MissSimmy3000]

Um no your teeth are sparkeling.... ( omg go brush your teeth)

[peterkill95]

i feel over yesterday and died

[jowisaur]

lie: i am watching you from outside your window. right. now.

truth: i'm actually under your bed. that's the heavy breathing and clicking noises you hear at night.

[TheTeeyanna]

This is my favourite one!HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

[emma67686cute]

White lie- your teeth are fine mate erm me and my freinds r goin to a brush your teeth party wanna come?

Correct response- yes it looks you were eating horse ****

[TheBobesin]

this pants was yellow and brown when i bought them!! :O u dont believe me??

[merradactylius]

yes these underwear were tinted yellow when i bought them

[talkingstrawberries]

lie- i am NOT crazilly/obsessively in love with ur vids.

truth- i am outside ur window.

lol ;)

-chester the NOT mollester-

teehee

[SlugChugger]

xD

hilarious

[SlugChugger]

DOES MY BREFF STINK?!? o.O

[hirotarobg]

Here's a lie : I DON'T want you to do a show on the best way to cheat on a test !

[cry4me2day]

lie: you smell like fish

truth: you smell like old fish

[TheJorgoman]

no, you don't have anything between your teeth its just ... ... ... erm ... hide the peanut butter game???

[SyLeX031]

No you don't have anything in your teeth. XD

[Entaary]

second time uve quoted that nietzsche quote

[SigWahrheit]

2:54 WTF XDD

[slymeadow]

here's a lie: I simply do not LOOOVE your "professor" face. ;DD

[nikolasombor93]

Where is the monkey from monitor??? xD

[NumaNoel]

haha that's silly!

[hugo5918]

danny, your name is not gay at all...

[kasp9451]

danny you dont look creppy in some of your videos

[RulenneClarissa]

where'd the monkey go?

[doghouse144]

YOUR ASS LOOKS FAT IN EVERYTHING

[TheFooBi]

what nationality are you? you have a serbian accent :D U PICKU MATERINU :D

[3Nex]

pa normalno da je srbin, zove se Daniel Grozdić .. do your homework

[spamz2]

rekao je u jednom klipu da je amer ali da su mu roditelji iz srbije a baka ga je ucila srpski

do YOUR homework

[3Nex]

doh lol :D

[spamz2]

wtf you talking about?

no he doesn't

[Ktjeek]

"I wanna play the salami game"

ROTFLMAO

[Kugglelovesanime9]

IS MY BREATH STANK?!?!