Blood Diamond in 5 seconds

[Zodist]

That was 5 seconds.Just count to 5 slowly and you see.

[AustriaDictator]

the really good 5 second movies are shorter than 15 seconds

[newyears912]

HAHAHAHAA @ archer's laughing at th end

[sargonmoroku]

I liked the part where the locals die.

[Wucadlak]

5 sec or 25 sec matters when the content is so god damn crap that Instead of getting entertained for 5 sec I get buttfucked for 25.

[jmwolf350]

Remmindes me of Rambo.

Hell Yeah!

[unknownbassist67]

more like 5 seconds of daily life in L.A.

[newyears912]

@unknownbassist67 pussy

[wolfbrother111]

I like the part with the gunshots

[overlordbeelzemon]

oh those black people and there war games so cute

[ShadowPedro117]

Nice job make for like titanic in 5 sec and snakes on a plane in 5 seconds

[igorfranklin83]

and the MUTHAFUCKING dicaprio gets out alive with the money...

no wonder i hate blonde blue eyed men...

[daone1008]

@igorfranklin83 actually, he dies

[igorfranklin83]

@daone1008...

YEAH!!!

wait...you sure?

my moms said he lives,maybe she have sleeped before this part...

thank u,anyway ^^

[NZMorgs]

@igorfranklin83 no he doesn't...

[cm2dude]

Black people always killing each other and shit...

[tomyverce4]

lol "when ever a substance of value is found the locals die" boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom and a whole lot of flying booms :P

[williamday247]

LMFAO

[crazyindian8]

Pretty good movie.

[Ortonsuxx]

@Squigpie

It does matter if it is in 5 sec or 60 sec.. Cause the maker of this clip said its blood diamond in 5 SECONDS!!!!!!

[MarcoIdolo]

Whenever a substance of value is found , the locals die.

[Whoizcasper]

how could "long sleeve or short sleeve" not make it in the clip!

[gowiscool]

Lmao. Leo looks so releaved after all that.

[Treblaine]

You're a dumbass.

the whole "movie X in 5 seconds" was never supposed to be taken literally.

It means "5 sec" as in a really short length of time like if you say during a phone call: "hold on 5 seconds while I find a pen and paper"

Now if they too 5 MINUTES that would be bullshit but what kind of anal dickweed would get pissy about it taking 25 sec rather than 5.

For fuck sake, some people need shit spelled out for them.

[AndreasZimmerman]

@Treblaine youre a dumbass, who gives a shit wether it wasnt supposed to be taken literaly cause whoever named it was a fucking idiot...

[igorfranklin83]

@AndreasZimmerman...

say that in the face of everybody who don`t agree...

aw,it`s so bad u are sitting in the other side while we all want to rip your flesh off...

1 less nitpicker in the wourld,think how good that be if all bitches like you die!!!

ow,bring tears to my eyes,so wonderful paradise would that be ^^

your reply will be unread and rejected ^^

[slaytallicdethrax]

that sucked, leave it to nostalgia critic

[TheShart1234]

a good film though

[SquigPie]

does it really f**cking matter if its 5 secs or 60 secs?

As long as it giefs plenty of lulz

[digumup]

lol true

[CJLomega]

srry dude ur stupid. none of them are 5 seconds

[bluesuits]

Longest 5 second ive ever watched

[myco578]

at the end hese like gollum

[DerKaiser92]

I found that to be insanely hilarious. XD I might have to watch this movie now, though I doubt it's better than this.

[OneWhoSleepsLoudly]

locals die

*lots of Kalashnikov fire*

Priceless

[RTG2000]

Stupid shit! Stop making videos and go to school you dumb Fuck!

[Yurian903]

It is the summer if you haven't notice. Now, Why aren't you in school.

[miaangel345]

LMAO that was brilliant editing!!

[SirAdam02]

that was a lot better than the actual movie!!!!

[LtFang299]

So now you're spamming Scaremongering to allegedly prepare us for something that is largely improbable. Whatever dude.

[mieroth]

ROFL

[nicholasbang]

37 secs you dumb fuck video poster

[OMGUWONT]

dumb shit 5 seonds is just an expression to say it short, ever heard of a joke?

[Seph123ff7]

I'm sure the poster didn't notice, thanks for pointing it out captain obvious.

[miaangel345]

U have to account for the intro and outro as well.

[dahellboy]

that was shorter then 5 seconds you prick!

[10splayer]

way longer dude don't know what the fuck you're talking about

[straightshots]

That was longer than 5 seconds

[defyinggravity53]

THEY'RE ALL LONGER THAN FIVE SECONDS.

That's not the point!

[whitekong1323]

that was more than 5 seconds

[balukaaaa91]

black ppl die and a whitey laughs at the end. morbid.

(i saw it so don't say i said it cuz i haven't)

[itsNikkoSON]

the comments seem to be making there own blood diamond script. LOL

[NashX]

seriously, if you'd made the shooting segment shorter, it would have been funnier...

[StreetSweeper777]

i liked the movies cuz the kids killed ruthlessly lol.

[ButterKnife90]

that was'nt funny at all...

btw that was waaaaaaay longer than 5 seconds

[jumjum151]

yeah, this is basically the movie.

[grilzzybear123]

so its liek abunch of black kids shooting pll and then a white guy spazing out then more black kids killing lol

[luvchoco356]

LOL

i get it :P

[steel54321]

that was gay

[tjallebanan]

pointless

[CRIMSONxSOLDIER]

You lied. That was 37 seconds.

[Cvan242]

its expression for short movie you dumb asshole.

[CRIMSONxSOLDIER]

It's called a joke, you ignorant asshole.

Ever heard of sarcasm?

[Cvan242]

sarcasm is not a joke, fag...sarcasm would be if would say: oooo you are so funny and so smart there's no smartest man than you. Sarcasm is a type of insult....you have to chose your words better not to mention you have to know what they mean. Your joke is not joke...people get different image...it would be nice that you said anything positive about movie...except that is longer than 5 secs.

[crestwood34]

i cant believe they let those kids use guns like that.... what kind of people are they?!?!?!

[CamaroSS2236]

animals

[Marty32]

probably the simplest answer for that

[Macskafogo]

Animals?? I've never seen an animal with a gun, have you? Animals don't do shit like this.

[zakyeo]

they're black

[santichrist]

Theyre not actually funny if its not 5 seconds.

[VileGas]

'5 seconds' has become a figure of speech. I think you'll find none of the 5 second movies are 5 seconds...

[bcfcchaddy]

Someone cant count seconds eh

[goodthx]

That was the longest five seconds of my fucking life. =p

[joshbaz]

i just laughed so hard at that comment man, uve made my fucking evening tip top. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[goodthx]

I am glad to hear it. Hope your evening was even better.

[Pitchaxistheorem]

hahaha your comment is funnier than this lame video

[goodthx]

Thank you.

[tekirx]

ROFL xD

[mose20]

...wheres the irony?

[phoenixtaku]

Was it because the diamond was so small?

[tone1245]

oh i get it...no, no i dont

[icerevolution]

I don´t know if the point was supposed to be funny or not, but this was a horrible conflict and I really liked the movie

[ArcaneAzmadi]

Uh, that wasn't funny at all. In fact, it made me very glad I never saw the film, it looks extremely depressing.

[sternberg1]

wow this was more melancholic then funny in a certain way...he can only laugh bout that madness

[666Bandaged]

"look Diamond, heehoh heehoh heehoh. :D

[sodacan187]

Yep, I don't remember but I think it was the Berlin Conference. Anyone who knows feel free to correct me.

[ploud2000]

This is stupid, if you're going to make a video that alters the serious points of the movie to make it funny, then do that.

This wasn't funny in the slightest, therefore not worth watching.

[quicksilver4648]

I wasn't aware that the point of these videos were supposed to be funny. And personally, I think he nailed most of the major points of the entire movie. And yes, I did see it.

[jay2tails]

had me laughing

[01KravenMoorehead]

I just saw this movie last week-- you made it look alot better than it was.

[KaieLeeXOheart]

lots of shooting

[Regdot]

If were you I would reverse that part (He find the diamond | Locals die | Guy says locals die of blood diamonds)

[SagitarianVeggie]

And that's why I'll never ever buy diamonds from those scumbag merchants of death, the diamond sellers.

[Rufflesthebigone]

it doesnt sum up the movie at all, non of the movies messages are conveyed, booo

[happytosay]

That isn't the point about these.

[ploud2000]

i noe rite?

[xixlovexducksx]

the ppl dying wasn't gr8, but the part where leo was kinda laughing was funny!!

[lowerlowerhk]

It does sum up the movie. Not funny but well done

[darkhero00]

FUCK YOU!!!! THIS VIDEO SUCKS!!!

[Godsjudgement12]

arnt you dying to get attention -_-

[sssudio]

youtube trolls....tsk tsk youd get an ass wooping on 4chan dickhead.

[JDBW]

This one's not funny

[foom5]

this 37 seconds sux

[bikibomber]

its not funny

[caiocesar599]

Well, I care about the African cause and all, but this clip was funny because of the end ;D

[RedeemerIX]

ajajjajjjjjeajejeajejajeajeaja­. end

[smelarnie]

nah the only funny part was leo holding the diamond at the end...

hes stupid twat

lolz

[danrookehill]

a little less locals dying would be nice

[tivaelydoc]

LOL I LOVE KILLING AFRICANS!!!

[bipbop2]

this film is such a sad movie, it makes you want to do more about africa...

[speagle91]

This sucked!!!!

[Lfoggy]

not that funny really

[slipknotfan591]

the movie kicked ass

[bryonpav]

Too real to be funny.

[yfw75]

hahaha not 5 seconds but who gives a fuck? great vid

[doozer123]

hahaha

[warrior4641]

pretty much the whole summary of the whole movie

[MrCrowley45]

you got a laugh outta me

[FireUnderWater18]

i appreciate that lol

[DaveDzgoev]

very nice! lol

[wdai03]

You should have cut down on the shooting of the locals. Would have worked beter if it was a bit shorter.

[spyke09]

why is it 37 seconds long?

[umLunguUSA]

that was harsh, but it was absurd and funny.

[highfive17]

Hmmm...

Find the diamond and don't get shot. Got it.

[yellowlemur]

Was that meant to be funny or an actual summary of the movie?

[Prophecedica]

That was both... he found the diamond and stole it with a miner, and all those people died because of it. But, he wasn't laughing about them dying...

[Anaben11]

that was probably the worst video i have ever seen in my entire life.

[criticaldx]

Horrible fucking video.

[burtonboy125]

that wasnt funny

[rsafi]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah

[Boehmer14]

I laughed.

[NTFactoryTM]

The guy at the end really is psycho

[fukniners111]

i like action.

[playa9419]

lol thts gay

[ISnixI]

Not funny, I want my money back, thanks.