One Take Waiter (for real)

[samehereno1]

Before scrolling down I already knew what the top comment would be...........

[TomTheProcrastinater]

1:36 One does not simply fly into mordor...

[wwelss]

Don't die don't die!

[sneakypenguin38]

We have proof wheezy doesn't like men....

He's allergic to nuts tee hee

[michbellez]

What a well-meaning clone!

[sportsstar1998]

"Aww, why would you DO that?"

Because I love you, Craig. By sticking my hand on your gum, I saved your life. I love you.

[FullTonProductions]

love that song!

[skiislove]

''no its fuck''

[peaceluvcandy4]

Did clone just punch Chitty?!

[nunoyobiznis]

oops i meant *are* :3

[nunoyobiznis]

this proves that clones sre real >:3

[beatlesfanno9]

In the comments, it says that half the screen was in one take...are you saying that clones don't exist?

[pppfan103]

@beatlesfanno9 No, Its a split screen

[pppfan103]

@beatlesfanno9 Its a split screen showing that the clone was in 1 place and Craig was in another

[BowTiesareCool12]

i put my hand up at the exact same time that t switched :)

[Greeneflower]

Yay a one take waiter was posted on my birthday! :3 <3

[ugotztabeekrazee]

i'm stil trying to figure out how you punched the clone...

[HauntedAndEnchanted]

Now see, I believed you about the 3D thing... So I got 3D glasses... WHY YOU LIE

[thefamouskaytay]

This is what introduced me to PoPS. Thank you so much.

[AlwaysAPotterhead]

Toby Turner ad on a Wheezy Waiter video? That's precarious!

[pbjellybeanful]

haha he actually does make out with a girl in the PoPS video.

[KohaiTan]

I'm gonna miss that clone. :(

[AdamantSystems]

Awesome Clone.

[Fuzzyassasin99]

I remember this was the first episode i ever watched.... God I was so confused

[AnnaBanan2012]

you...you told me to trust you unconditionally...

[Dd7712]

lolz i ran to get a pair of 3d glasses XD

[gradsssara]

Hey I'm allergic to cats too

We have something in common

Yay

[izzyqueens]

i didn't have 3D glasses,only the Real D glasses i stole from the movie theatre...and those didn't work :(

[Musicwulf101]

@Bradskeyyy oh, Thanks lol xD

[Musicwulf101]

Wheezy, are you actually allergic to walnuts? (thumbs up if you want to know) :D

[WonderWobbufett]

thumbs up his you checked your hand to make sure it wasn''t covered with oil

[HunnyFunnyCunny]

DAMM cant find my 3d glasses

[ukuleleandbaritone]

thumbs up if you rubbed your hands together after they were covered in WD40 and made an EXPLOSION

[SnowLeopardPro]

When It Transitioned To Gum The Ad Popped Up Blocking It :P

[ochpd9]

my cats were hanging around while I was watching this. When the cat graphics came up and starting meowing, they freaked out. It was awesome.

[NicJoyProductions]

what are the chords for the dont die song?

[PLSgames]

Wheezy, you should make a clone band.

[regularguy5mb]

"Don't Die" is going to be in my head now...

[ss2turles]

this vid was not in 3d if u put on the glasses i tried. take that wheezy.

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[tHeBiGcHeEz24]

Why is craig allergic to all nuts but peanuts?

[SuperPoshman]

Dear Wheezy,

Watch out for Craig with a wig, i suspect he is out to get you!

:0

[SuperPoshman]

Dear Wheezy,

Watch our for Craig with a wig, i suspect he is out to get you D:

[bethany92596]

i touched wheezy's gum ):

[thefamouskaytay]

Now I can only picture Craig in his Electron costume.

[Msemospongebob]

press 5 repeatedly if your a perv.

[LunarDragonWolfess]

first wheezy waiter vid i ever saw ^-^

[colonelsmots]

when I showed my sister this she touched the card at the exact same time it turned into gum XD no joke

[argylegoatshit]

Aww I touched the gum. But it felt good. At least it wasn't exploding gum.

[PeachsPINACOLADA]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[MakimachiGirl]

@xxxdudeiloveyouxxx Haha, I have 3d glasses from the movie theater that I ran to get and came back to test if this was in 3d. but it didn't work....:(

[9BallEntertainments]

thumps up if you went to grab the gift card!!!

[unseen123strength]

I didn't touch your gum, the ad saved me!

[CoolDJKool]

hold 1

OYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOY

[dude93891]

I Am Sorry. Its Not Even 3D. Im Wearing My 3D Glasses

[MrTangoificational]

@dude93891 /facepalm, You need a 3D monitor.

[wolfie90909]

I'm un-subscribing :( o3o u r mean

[411KB]

@wolfie90909 wow good one morron.

[wolfie90909]

@411KB go fuck urself

[SeverusSnapeOrSev]

@wolfie90909 DONT UNSUB D:

[hibixy]

press and hold 8

he looks like Stephen Hawking

[kateekay95]

@nikolalozo LMAO! it so does

[skanivets]

It is NOT in 3-d!! >:(

[skanivets]

Thumbs up if you put your hand on his gum :p

[latematt0707]

@skanivets i didnt

[PortalPerfect]

@skanivets i touched it just as it appeared :O!

[letthebeatrok]

actaually wheezy, i did not touch your gum, the LG phone ad stopped me from doing so.

[flyingmontage]

use the number 6 to make a cool beat thing

[TotalDramaNoahFan]

lol i actually touched the screen at the same time as the splat for the gum! XD

[penguinofsparta]

i got 3D glasses....you lied wheezy.

[Unpronouncebal]

i wish i had some old 3d glasses >.<

[delekhuaffxi]

press 5 a few times it dont look right

[alucky0]

nuh uh i touched an ad

[tubbyflip]

thumbs up if you found 3d glasses to see if the screen was really in 3d.

[Italktopopsicles]

Wheezy! You are like an uncle figure to me and watching you make out with a girl was very weird. Not that I think that you wouldn't, but it's like watching your uncle make out with someone and we all know that it would be very weird.

[mrquintenboy]

press 8 repeatedly!!! hiliarious!!!

[JoEmily744]

It's 3am. I paused the video and found 3d glasses. Further proof that I have no life.

[TheRadicalPegasus]

OMG you lie~ ._. I tried the 3D thing and it failed ,_,

[TalkativeHands]

There needs to be a wheezy cd

[MegaCollinator]

that clone was awsome and the best till now

[SwedishChef908]

don't die don't die don't die...

[polsops]

Can you show your alligator pit..?

or arm pits?

or your belly?

or your awesome dancemoves?

or the alligator's arm pits with your belly while dancing super hot (like mexico)?

[ADeliciousCupOfEpic]

It's not in 3D :(

[lizzy6les]

I hate cats. They make me sneezy, too, Wheezy. Why did you punch the house in UP? I liked that movie. I know you don't die Wheezy, since I'm watching this Jan. 6th. (:

[MegaCollinator]

@lizzy6les LoL me too

[lizzy6les]

@MegaCollinator You liked UP? Or you think cats are evil? Or you believe that the pillow pets are rising?

[MegaCollinator]

@lizzy6les a little of each one

[lizzy6les]

@MegaCollinator Thank you for that. You made my minute. :D

[LOLO915]

I was watching Lost and in the episode when Locke won chess and the YOU WIN thing came up the wheezy waiter end song came up o.0 creepy

[BrotherDamascus]

I really like the don't die song... I hope it's based off a new DPC song!

[BadLuck130]

Indiana Jones theme..... Good taste in adventure music!! xD

[clicky124]

whooooooooo you did it!

[TheVlogsChannel]

Thumbs up if you took the starbucks gift card AND the hand sanitizer!

[taemosheep]

Thumbs up if you clicked the link just to see wheezy dressed like that :P

[Joebandoe2]

stop lisping

[ViolationOfReality]

Press 8 to make Wheezy say HELLO!

[BlankieBeauty]

this must have been really hardd

[connjamm]

press 8 as fast as you can

[moka1233]

press 9 then 7. subscribe to tits now

[Mitchell00]

Press 9 and then 1. "Subscribe to... oil all over your hands."

Is that how I make one thse comments? Is it?

[BipolarStickMan]

I have both kinds of 3D glasses in my room (Redblue in my wallet and Black from theater in my drawer of memorys) and that wasn't 3D :/ but... still an awesome vid ^^

[locallistener]

wheezywaiter's highest rated comments are always the most clever!

[ktownskates]

@Lintheonewingedangel the owners of the phishing scheme "wonyoutube" now have your account information. congrats youre retarded.

[snowpelt7]

If you press 7, it sounds like he's saying "tits now"

thumbs up if you agree!

[Nsnow18]

@snowpelt7 stop asking for thumbs up u fuckin fag, ppl like you fuck up youtube

[XmisszRoX]

PoPs.....

[SchwafuniggleLTD]

i actually reached for the stuff :(

[OhsmBart]

bullshit, i have 3d glasses and there was no 3d, just you were blue and red at the same time

[POODEEDO]

Well since ppl are giving you challenges I bet you can't do a whole video without talking but rapping that would be hard but kinda easy just Trie it!

[Xeron66]

I got my 3D glasses, and was disappointed. :(

[Chubtoaster]

This was amazing. This required a lot of thought. =)

[iSoeds22]

wow...he made this a whole year ago

[MellowJelly]

@iSoeds22 Um no, he made it a week ago.

[iSoeds22]

@MellowJelly but he made it in 2010...and its 2011...so he made it last year

[MellowJelly]

@iSoeds22 The comment was "this video was made a year ago".

There's a difference between "a year ago" and "last year".

[iSoeds22]

@MellowJelly yeah i know haha my bad

[UberStrawb]

some reason u sound like the dinosaur from toy story from 0:33 - 0:35

[JManu3]

0:13 to 0:15 is the funniest face evar :D

[reesespeices100]

i was already subscribed, so you should live extra long for me

[pennylane131131]

I don't trust you anymore :(

[Azuzephresh]

technichal. LOL

[ThomasDotComSlashHa]

@samfeelsbored thx you a scot to if so you rock but if your'e a beardlover you still rock

[ThomasDotComSlashHa]

@DanielKinghorn YASSSSS SCOTLAND!!!!!

[DanielKinghorn]

@ThomasDotComSlashHa yassssss sCOT land

[ThomasDotComSlashHa]

@DanielKinghorn YAAAAAAAS SCOTLAND

[Mk1Md0]

This is one of your best Craig. You should do one takes more often. (:

[ErikGunnarDahlin]

OMFG the second I touched it it dissapeared scared the crap out of me!

[nikolalozo]

press 3 then 2 repeatedly!!

it sounds like wheezy is deep breathing!!!

thumbs up if u agree!

[yeaitwasme]

@nikolalozo do you fucking think youre funny?! snitch bitch

[D3athM3at]

@nikolalozo well breathing is his thing..

[nikolalozo]

@D3athM3at yep :D

[Katantunoro]

I wipe WD-40 all over your beard!

[PhillyBlunt6988]

It looks like he cuts at 0:56....

[Shigatai]

Thumbs up if you actually tried watching this video with 3d glasses.

[phenophlotholynathen]

@Shigatai I did and it hurt my eyes :(

[Shigatai]

@phenophlotholynathen Yeah, it hurt my eyes too XP

[XPeaceLoveCheese]

DON'T DIE! @JeezyM92 I did too. ^-^

[sillybandzzROCK]

NOT 3D CRAP :(

[JRabe2013]

this video made me laugh...in my nose...and not b/c i'm allergic to cats....

[JeezyM92]

who actually reached over his hand. cuz i did lol.

[JRabe2013]

@JeezyM92 i also did....i like starbucks who blames me??

[swicked7]

You're just... you're just so funny, it hurts T_T

[KoolThing14]

I wanna download the Dont Die Song

[99RIde4life]

your cat sounds made my cat freak out :)

[Applemaster360]

39 people want weezy not to go to the hospital and die.

[VvConorvV]

does anyone notice that the wheezywaiters clone looks slightly taller than normal wheezywaiter....hmmmm....wierd­....

[HanaEmiProject]

I actually had some 3D glasses right next to me and I put them on and I was so disappointed. : (

[benpwnseggs]

Such a shame i have new 3D Glasses :(

[omgHAXable]

it has a C-cret ingriedient 1:56

[ipodtester1]

I'm allergic to wheezy waiter videos...oh crap I just watched one... *cough cough* I think I'm dying now...AHHHHHH my eyes are on fire!!!

[LizaLoveful]

3D LIES. I went and found glasses....it didn't WORK.

LIES LIES LIES!!!!

[IIWHITEWATERII]

How many takes did it take you to make the perfect take?

[sockmkyhat]

i am allergic to nuts and cats too!!!!! and i am also allergic to secnted soaps

[BoeskyandHutch]

his guitar didnt pwn noobs its not too tragic

[keeporjot]

If you die, what will you clone?! You can clone a clone, everyone knows that's against the rules.

[pasta1017]

I put on 3d glasses. it worked.

[thatquirkychic]

I wonder how angry Craig would be if the eagle had clones. O.o

[Riana2134]

I Have The "Don't Die" Song . Stuck in My Head Now!

[nehow123]

Hey Guys, Keep Pressing 7 To See Clones Jumping In A Pit :)

[nooneisfamous]

dont die! :D

[MassInfection1138]

Lol you suck, i just woke up from a long night last night dying for some coffee and as soon... damn your gum!!!

[JackSkellingFrost]

I rubbed your gum residue and your oil on your face......

I made sure not to get any on your beard....

[kocomotoe]

are you really allergic to nuts and/or cats ?

[boemchak]

I listend the: don't ___ song over and over again XD (not spoiling)

[danahess1974]

Are you in Chicago?

[StopNStare91]

@danahess1974 yes he is

[endxofxtime]

That gift card was out of date >:(

[Patranotic]

I so touched it ^_^

[cobbtank]

Wheezy you have to be the best guy on youtube! you videos never stop entertaining me! you are the coolest dude on youtube and it would be awesome if i could meet you! it would be better than meeting a celebrity!!!! your awesome wheezy keep making videos

[mcoopern]

How many clones do you manage to kill in a day? I'll bet it isn't more than my continuous record of killing 7 of my clones a day. I'll need a montage of you killing mroe clones for me to belive you.

[KINDspotting]

No, Craig, I touched the giftcard, and just before you made it gum, I pulled my hand away. Where;s my giftcard, Craig, where?!

[hprwhglover]

you shoudlve let that clone live! >:0

[hprwhglover]

thumbs up if you actually grabbed the card haha