Jeff's Miracle Boots

[fleepat]

1 attempted a jesus-styled crossing. The other? In a coffin

[watzupdawg]

DaVinci ....

[seeinstripes]

Darwin ....

[cosmic10101010]

stupid

[lUwAnI]

duct tape... the answer to all the world's problems

[ScootersLegoAndMario]

jesus made these long ago, the Arc was his second project

[geoffmallows]

should put little propellers out the back on a little battery powered motor

[vegeta30000]

@geoffmallows ace ventura style

[YesNoMaybe1ful]

OMG OMG!

[glitterworksstudio]

TRUELY HE IS THE MESSIAH!

[SuperBrobot]

Boat Shoes

[DigiDoorway]

can you imagine being in the middle of the ocean with these...

[katekuba100]

thumbs up if u were waiting for him to fail

[getoffmyinternet]

Jeff's Physics Boots

[SpunkOnSchoolUniform]

The only "miracle" is that he didn't die of embarrassment

[Zombywoof91]

I think the girl wants him to paddle? haha



[myhero66830]

AHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA wtf???

[SickingerIndustries]

Jeff got banged by every chick at that school.

[fyrebyrd301]

@SickingerIndustries what if its an all boys school....poor Jeff

[mynameisnotcory]

pull it out, pull it out! quick quick quick!

[just4me141]

Chuck Norris can can do that and swim on land

[SkaterBroski]

@just4me141 enough with the chuck norris jokes ok?

[stefanel1979]

@just4me141 coock norris when he even see a fly he shit his pants

[AlmightyDuckBall]

Walking on water at a Christian school? I laugh at the irony!

[Govadina]

You need a ballast in those things

[brokenbrush]

In 1966 we bought a camp on a lake There was two pontoons made of hard foam that were designed to be worn on the foot and you could walk on the water with them It was a real blast once you got the hang of it. They were about 8 feet long x 14 inches wide x 10 inches tall and had slots and cupped out areas on the bottom to "grab"the water so each step took you forward.

[ryosvet]

now lets try swimming on land ......

[05alexandrou]

This is just stupid. I thought it was something cool.

[nnoval01rd]

ha ha he's crazy.....

[amp3cx10000a7jp]

good job!

[Flyingwigs]

they were made from cardboard? and why nothing to propel it on the water, like small one way flaps on the undersides? would have been easy to make and he could have "skated" across

[crazycagada]

if they put alot arrow like pointing thing to move in the water

[ale29ax]

THAT'S AWESOME MAN!, I'M FROM ARGENTINA, YOU ARE A GENIUS!

[808vaper]

Jeff's miracle he didn't fall in the water sooner boots...

[billman2112]

lame

[Fireballofdolera]

Dude activate the mute function on ur camera....

crappy sounds

[hemfrid]

"OMG, it´s crazy..."

NO IT IS NOT!!!

[Elvarks]

lol, why not swim?

[ILikeCrunchyWater]

for anyone who doubts this, I graduated from this high school last year, if it helps you believe it any more. I had the same teacher and did the same project. Believe me, most people make boats. It's a mandatory project at the end of the year shortly after AP tests (which causes you to have a very short amount of time if you're in the AP version of the class). I spent around 200 dollars on duct tape. Best freaking project ever.

[bondmaxbondrock]

how'd he make those! those things are sweet!

[lilgymnastluver]

i laughed when the guy fell! and then i laughed again when jeff fell!

[TheTwiggsMGW]

anyone who knows anything about physics would know those boots wouldnt move you anywhere, looks like fun though

[Riskteven]

Sa-boats (Alas they didn't work as supposed I guess)

[Bigb9k]

Physics Class?

Doubt it.

[theunbubba]

Bad design. they should be long and narrow and connected together with the design deeper toward each other and flat only on the side facing each other. The bottom should have hinged paddles that only push one way.

[MultiBrandon31]

GAY



[teamzulu16]

@VochoERS

Those actually worked pretty well compared to myth busters ones.

[Ginoattolino]

one more reason why ill never send my kids to christian school...

[SquidgyMcGee]

Now this is what i call BOAT SHOES

[ILikeCrunchyWater]

I go to the same school and did the same project. Almost made water stilts in addition to my boat but ran outta time... It was so lame :/ Epic class though; AP physics for the win!

[teem180]

You are not so super with this comment. You look very lame.

[supermax110]

@teem180 Who me? Or Kicki? 

[kicki8]

your so gay VOCHO



[tombestwick]

definitely fake

[hitsugaya111]

funiest fucking thing ive seen in a loooong while on youtube lool

[AkilisVideos]

lol 0:40 xD hehehe

thats mean GTF away xD

[francs26]

hooo veri tata

[maskscraper]

is that thing called "Jesus Boot"?

[13AJJONES]

the "MIRACLE", IS THAT HE DIDNT CRACK HIS SKULL ON THE CONCRETE.

[linnja1]

they work like ice scates you cant move your feet back and forth you have to push and glide

[krazeekooladam]

he needs to put a motor on the back of those shoes!

[laxboi905]

i think he should just add fins on the bottom sorta like this ) ) ) ) then it would be able to cup the water better and u would be able to walk along alittle better

[afrohorse3]

hahaha tight

[kman7100]

thats how jesus did it

[mexicancomputer]

@kman7100 jesus did it with christ rockets attached.

[parkeryoung]

@kman7100 the bible said he walked on water... and we all know the bible is fake... and water freezes... myth busted

[birdman3631]

ISS JESUS!

[thuonghantu]

ha ha ha!!!funny

[seadoggiedog]

good stuff jeff

[JackMacyntire]

Looks like fun, just put a couple of propellers on the heels.

[mntana1]

just swim

[ZQMBlE]

lol, I am trying to keep balance.^^

[openuniverse2003]

The Germans invented this for their soldiers during WW II. Google it.

[slydewinder]

Which may explain why they lost

[openuniverse2003]

Your comment is nonsensical.

I think I saw a demonstration of what the Germans had invented on one of the science channels on cable TV. Damn thing worked, it surprised the hell out of me. As for the Germans "losing", I think the ends of the First and Second World Wars depended on a few more factors than the viability of this invention. Grammar school history lessons much? I thought not.

[slydewinder]

It was a joke ! Lighten up.

[sbeer6er]

hey maybe you can work them like you would inline skates.

[Mahoivlich]

omfg it's jebus

[XtreamStuff]

lol i tought of mythbusters 2

[grrsnlvlc]

Needs more surface area

[GretchenDawntreader]

should have attached the two "shoes" together with hinged rods front and back, so they could just pivot past each other and not spread apart....then hinged slats on the bottom to catch water on the back stroke and fold flat on the fore stroke. Woulda worked. Of course don't know the rules of what they could use.

[an97an]

lol pwnt gj

[kashmonee]

dam, yo extra smart

[shadedside]

@GretchenDawntreader that's exactly what i thought !:)

[pikachuthesquirtle]

wow...

[CAOBAS]

That's better tha hyperbike any day!

[ismokegreentrees]

lol definatly christains... "miracle boots"?..... and anyone who says "oh boy" is a christian

[Jmadiso1]

"oh boy"

[ismokegreentrees]

lol

[GretchenDawntreader]

ah, geez...miracle boots and christian...didn't see that connection. *headbonk* he wasn't trying to be scientific, he was trying to be like his lord and saviour I guess ;)

[ismokegreentrees]

golly gee.... i think your right

[Luckadirish]

Were they testing the jesus theory? :3

[angus10456]

jesus likes dick

[swono]

no they were trying to become envoy of God:D...

[JIMBO8472]

w00t!

[foom5]

he and jesus

[HeadNtheClouds]

it gives waterboarding a new meaning, ha ha

[DigiTan000]

Nice one.

[BMWSkippy]

Got Jeff? check!

Got miracle boots? check!

Got pool of water? check!

Got balance? wha....?

[PycakPlayer]

the biggest loooooser xD

[celicarat]

Go Go Gadget Jeff

[yazuak]

You should have used a skating motion, it might have worked a tittle better.

[squidpaintsblogspot]

paddles on the feet *could* work, meh, to be big enough it'd take a lot of practice and balance to actually walk on water though I think. I'm sure it took him time just to be able to balance like that!

[djeverettwm]

cool idea,,,,,,my opinion would be to attach liter ones maybe plastic ones to feet with paddles underneath then you could walk on water

[amaiwaisdaier]

no its mozes

[Skyliner384]

somehow confused !!

[winxniw]

Instead of boots, why not just make one really large one like a canoe?

[awelstoo]

what the fuck would be the point of that? then it would just be a canoe and not walking on water.

[winxniw]

Well, atleast it would get him to the other side of the pool.

[ieee9006]

Is this Jesus ?

[kill4ant]

lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lilletizz]

Isnt he died?

[zappr5]

There was a commercially available set of these long ago. To move forward, flaps opened when pushing back and closed when sliding each pontoon forward. They were attached to each other with a flexing rack.

[kidYUNGyu]

just because mythbusters cant do it doesnt mean you cant

[awelstoo]

i know mythbusters always fuck things up. like on the water rocket jetpack where they couldn't figure out how to make it go straight....PUT IT ON RAILS GENIUS.

[KANDAM808]

pushhh the teacher in...

[apisanz]

one good type of stupid!

[ryfuji]

What type of material did you use to hold you up so long? I see a paddle in your hand and you are off to the races...

[Rickyrab]

This "Jesus" needed a couple of floating canes, but I feel it could've been made to work in some fashion.

[Rickyrab]

cool, a Jesus stunt.

[nezj89]

miracley retarded.

[straucz]

jesus is back ...

[7reiling]

ohh my god! oh my god!

[hrv690]

mythbusters couldnt neither can he. Plus mythbusters were trying to run on water not stand there

[ragnar336]

you can tell these kids dont know much about science.

a 5 year old can come up with a better idea.

[linuxva]

man ...this is Jesus ? lol ....nice one !!!!

[joshamayo]

myth busters blow.

[LisaDoss63]

Good job standing o water, I didn't think you'd last that long at first!! My daughters 8th grade class just did this project, they had some pretty good boats, many teams did not get wet!!

[popomczowzow]

Nice job man! Even myth busters couldn't make someone walk on water!