German snitchers are following me on youtube and immediately flag my postings.
The GESTAPO today is named BND. They tortured my brother Markus Bott during five and a half Years. He was murdered on 11.7.09. Dont believe anything Germans tell you how democratic and changed Germany is. And: Dont believe the hateful lies they are spreading against other countries like the US, Russia or China!
Germans only regret having lost the war. They did not give up the idea of world domination.
@discord667 no actually the real problem is racist people like you , bullying on youtube , and blaming 1 country when in reality idiots are everywhere, oh and so is fat asses like your self
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE TH EBEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED SO DON'T STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACCUALLY WORKS
Well? It's good that they're still alive because they could have ended up on that TV show 1,000 ways to die if they were unlucky and death comes knockin.
All stupid enough to deserve it. But the first one really isn't funny. And the tree one was someone doing his (presumably) normal job and didn't see a wire. Not funny. The last one a lot of people could do that, it's a risk most are willing to take.
The channels shown in the YT system of SS successor organization, and their children in 1 and 2 Generation as well as some fragments of the former Stasi structures (Schinzel, Mach, Strien, Treichel, Hase, Kaspersky, Havelka, Thörmer etc.), set the quota of the worldwide operating ALKAIDA - organization
Yo check this shit out theres this new shit called the headbangersproductions there a group of dum ass's doin stupid shit theres only one video right now but with all of ur help by sending in videos of you or your friend being dum ass's send them to headbangersproductions@hotmail.com and i will make them into a video and if you give me your name or a stage name i will add you into the credits and i will give main credit.
hate to rain on your parade, but they need to die or make their genitals invalid to get a Darwin award..these guys are some really good honorable mentions though.
the grand idiot culture that assumes it's a good risk to reproduce in a world its destroyed where 20 years from now there won't be any more drinking water for their offspring.
Western culture, the "winner" that destroyed the environment and the chance of survival for the entire human race.
the idiot culture that never understood Darwin or later developments in human genome studies which conclude our intimate genetic relationship to one another throughout the world.
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whiskymarko 1 week ago
The girs from 0:39 are from Slovakia republic:-D...
If anyone cares they say: "Ok now..one .two....."
Karminek1 3 weeks ago 2
what happened to the girl who get knocked on the head... seems serious
thetarget 3 weeks ago
i think that is impossible to see a real darwin awards on youtube because the content includes death...
zmeicorp 1 month ago
The guy at the end needs to get himself some anti-slip boots...
Tezcatlepocatl 2 months ago 2
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Lolol Idc they aren't worth a Darwin :L
emoscreamogal123 2 months ago
The last one was classic.
DiCkRiChArDz 2 months ago 4
they all died or should think of the future if you make it on one of these vids have your self spayed or neutered
ghostdawg2 2 months ago
Great efforts though! :D
lifeizcool 2 months ago
Can't win a Darwin unless you die. Sorry.
lifeizcool 2 months ago
these are not real darwin awards winners. many of these things could conceivably turn out okay.
lispectorando 3 months ago
@lispectorando read the description
joshpugfan 3 months ago
0:35 nooooo
SunnyShawFilms 3 months ago
You do realize that you can only win a Darwin Award is you die or loose the ability to procreate?
Stup1dLikeAF0x 3 months ago
the stupid girl should be #1
101u 3 months ago
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sdotdiddle 3 months ago
omg@the dumbass tree trimmer lol people pay good money for that kind of ride.
zeppelin67637 3 months ago
The last one: omg.
linuslillen01 3 months ago
None of these are not dead or sterilised... That way no one is winner of darwin! EPIC FAIL LUSER!
jopiira 3 months ago 2
The 2 girls.
It's not stupid to have an accident.
chrstilen5 3 months ago
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German snitchers are following me on youtube and immediately flag my postings.
The GESTAPO today is named BND. They tortured my brother Markus Bott during five and a half Years. He was murdered on 11.7.09. Dont believe anything Germans tell you how democratic and changed Germany is. And: Dont believe the hateful lies they are spreading against other countries like the US, Russia or China!
Germans only regret having lost the war. They did not give up the idea of world domination.
wwwtotalitaerde 3 months ago
dont worry about moving the manure he's got shit covered... lol
GaLenaparktexas 4 months ago 2
@discord667 no actually the real problem is racist people like you , bullying on youtube , and blaming 1 country when in reality idiots are everywhere, oh and so is fat asses like your self
ninendowii2000 4 months ago
Fucking idiots lol
kronic11six 4 months ago
FAIL
all of them
patrickdoucet2 4 months ago
The first guy looks like a bike crash on canvas rider
TheGigaTurtle 4 months ago
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DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE TH EBEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED SO DON'T STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACCUALLY WORKS
KittyGal9213 5 months ago
@Discord667
:) ale najwazniejsze ze polacy sa wszedzie :))
PolakPV18 5 months ago
@PolakPV18 That's what she said?
wheeler202202 3 months ago
@Discord667 maybe not polish more like slavic cuz they said tree nie trzy i thought there polish at first too
PolakPV18 5 months ago
0:34 slovak girls
buzakification 5 months ago
He forgot his motorcycle
orphan01 5 months ago
Well? It's good that they're still alive because they could have ended up on that TV show 1,000 ways to die if they were unlucky and death comes knockin.
EricSchwin22 5 months ago
this, is, AWESOME! :D
darbnucnad 5 months ago
Lolz
detr0itwhiteb0y313 5 months ago
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stupid is as stupid does
jqt213 5 months ago
PS: To actually win a DA, you have to Remove yourself from the gene pool either by death or making yourself infertile.
Survivors usually are d*ckless.
You can only win the award if you are old enough to know better and not mentally challenged.
The incident has to happen due to your bad judgement, not a freak accident.
praetorianus65 6 months ago 5
The tree trimmer is my favorite pick - as a pro, he should have known better.
praetorianus65 6 months ago
0:02 are they winners or finalists? pick one...
nick794 6 months ago
Darwin Award winners typically...are dead. Some of these appear to have lived.
CycloneGU 6 months ago
tras, dvas, tri !!!!!
MrZlatilanac 6 months ago
why the darwin awards never be on cable tv or televison? I think they (the Deawin Awards) should be on TV.
byrd10171965 6 months ago
The last and 2nd ones I thought were the best.
Lachlanshell 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA
giugnhgbvinierngvb89 6 months ago
lol
RICARDO131521 6 months ago
they all died? only dead people get darwin awards...
RampagingSpaceMarine 6 months ago 2
@RampagingSpaceMarine ya i don't think these are darwin award winners
VillageRetard 6 months ago
funny stuff!
korosko2011 6 months ago
0:35 girls from Slovakia
Longrif88 7 months ago 2
racquetball guy ftw!
Omerack 7 months ago
The racket ball one was just precious.
glad2bmortal 7 months ago
line rider at 0:10
JAuraTV 7 months ago 3
Only two of these would even remotely quality for Darwin awards, and only if the person in them had died. DUH!
GlassDeviant 7 months ago
0:13 "Thats Socks."
CortlandTheGamer 7 months ago
lmao i like last one xD
xOxTaKaSH1xOx 7 months ago 2
i pissed myself laughing at 0:30 ... like a flicking a stick with a bug stuck to it haha
nickarry 7 months ago
im curious to know what the raquetball trick would have been if it was done right
zcstr162 7 months ago 2
It appears the guy now has shit for brains...
MoabMadness2011 7 months ago
THUUUUNNNNNKKKKKKKK!!!!
shinigamistarr 7 months ago
0:44 that guy is so full of shit
bbphnix 7 months ago
0:17 BOOM! HEADSHOT!
iSleepForever 7 months ago
0:10 Line Rider!^^
marcelkade 8 months ago 34
@marcelkade AHAHAHAHA never thought I'd see it IRL!!
FlamAble94 2 weeks ago
this is proof there's women with no brain, the sound the girl's head makes when it hits the ground proves her skull is hollow.
WilliamAztech 8 months ago 4
LMAO!
cornielp 8 months ago
Lol................
SoMahn 8 months ago
At least the blonde did not got hit.
luiztrazh 8 months ago
omg
i poped my pantd from laughing XD
TheMoreMagical 8 months ago
All stupid enough to deserve it. But the first one really isn't funny. And the tree one was someone doing his (presumably) normal job and didn't see a wire. Not funny. The last one a lot of people could do that, it's a risk most are willing to take.
theworldtraveler3 8 months ago
0:40 epic fail
hoppopper 8 months ago
"I hate manure!" xD
mulukunpia 8 months ago 79
@mulukunpia I hate jews.
killercrx91 8 months ago
@killercrx91 Probably cuz you're a faggity ass bitch.
MrBlemph 8 months ago
@MrBlemph oOo yes maybe that's why...?
killercrx91 8 months ago
@mulukunpia
that might be biff
Izziana 7 months ago
if iknew there was a contest i would have entered
ROKKINWARBOSS 9 months ago 2
Morons
yacuc01 9 months ago
@stabbbber From a racquet ball trick? yeah right!
sulfuricSHAME 9 months ago
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SIRSpikeHAWK 9 months ago
lol that tree bites back
Danrakich 9 months ago
Another candidate for award see "Jihad gone wrong" on youtube.
MegaGayjesus 9 months ago
Co za asy!
Djbiohazard1991 10 months ago
Lmao
nola504boy1 10 months ago
heheh eheh eh he h eh he h eheheh eheheh eh eh he he he heh e h ehe h eh heh eh hehehe he he he he h e
dalviamit19 10 months ago
hilarious in 1911 mode
smokey31g 10 months ago
wow retards haha :P
Kazary2424 10 months ago
wow
VeinBe 10 months ago
Crazy Dave is Ready to Get CRAZY get the fuck out of here!!!
bobblurp 10 months ago
lol
shade19871 10 months ago
0:17 thats quite the trick
AlexPGunn 10 months ago
nice video xD
olibobkenobi 10 months ago
mabe the first guy was trying to do that?
jRAY1772 10 months ago
@jRAY1772 i think so too
stevemd007 10 months ago
0:37 Българки ли са тия ? :D
mafilcho 10 months ago
awsome video man that tree fallin was crazy
SuperNigga47 11 months ago
somedy said the woman at 0:45 died, is that real? °.°
CheesnOnions 11 months ago
The first one (rail-man) is too hardcore. Even with the Benny Hill theme it wouldn't make me laugh. But yeah it's a gem.
oliverecords 11 months ago
0:38 fucking idiots,if they did that successfully that girl would have broken both her shoulders.
quinnweller 11 months ago
0:45 women cant do anything right
promethazineplz 11 months ago
0:26 holy motherfucker that was scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
thumbsupmyass 11 months ago
It's like this game i play on miniclip :D
RafdamanProductions 11 months ago
Раз, два, три! *BEEEEEEYOOOOOOUM*
americansSUCKmydick 11 months ago
thay cant be finalist to darwin awerd cause the finalist should be dead only one man was nominated but not dead
jujube565 11 months ago
and this is stupidity because....
alhimal 11 months ago
0:30 Looney Tunes impression WIN!
liteon911 11 months ago
rofl this guy changed the TITLE!
counterstrikenerd321 11 months ago
The begginging video the narrator sounds like someone you'd hear in a video game and the guy riding the motorcycle was the player.
arb232305 11 months ago
wheel barrow epic fail LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLO
skittlescodeman 11 months ago
:30 ...:40 i feel so sorry
miguelzepeda20 11 months ago
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MrBootoyou 11 months ago
Keep Pressing 3 hes sating Bubble
subzerozwa 1 year ago
LOL in the first clip the shoutcaster just goes ".....THAT SUCKS!"
XiahouYuan111 1 year ago
The most idiots persons in the world!
fotovideo2010 1 year ago
the last video!
verynice420 1 year ago
00:30 tarzan
mazek858 1 year ago
At 0:35 every guy watching this is suddenly and totally focused.
Guitcad1 1 year ago 110
@Guitcad1 I'm a guy and I wasn't... Though I am a bit drunk.
percheron1654 8 months ago
@Guitcad1 because of the obviously incoming faceplant? oh yeah! ;D
Sh4nkel 7 months ago
eat the poo poo!
prettykitty34 1 year ago
1: watch video
2: play again
3: keep pressing 2
4 :)
iDinosaurify 1 year ago
@iDinosaurify haha it works the i can hit the guy to the wall forever
marocconit 1 year ago
@marocconit :)
iDinosaurify 1 year ago
crazy daves ready to get crazy!!
psycroptic1 1 year ago
i really love the "ball trick" :D
itsmeafreak 1 year ago
Nice
milky1895 1 year ago
very funny great job 100000% IDIOTS these people
jimmy19582009 1 year ago
#1 = hotrod haha
MilkIsL3git 1 year ago
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Haeus50 1 year ago
Wendy Northcutt deserves it!
SecularTechnology 1 year ago
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Divoto98 1 year ago
@Divoto98 everybody know that they say 1,2,3...
MegaDuckyduck 1 year ago
0:39
njm1112 1 year ago
LOL the end one =p
jonnyc31mw2 1 year ago
Nope, these can all reproduce so therefore not eligible for a Darwin.
Clarrisani 1 year ago
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marciolon 1 year ago
0_0
onlyifyoucared 1 year ago
that was fun.
darensmiles4 1 year ago
iRate gamer's retarded. Why wasn't he on here?
135sonicfan 1 year ago
as long as they don't either kill themselves or sterilize themselves in an accident they're not elligible for a darwin award :O
Keh0ol 1 year ago
0:35
swedenmicke 1 year ago
That one reminds me of the Back to the Future part when the truck dumps the manure all over the guy.. lol
maximumryder 1 year ago
Don't mean to toot my own horn, but uh, "beep beep."
ragingcluegoo 1 year ago
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Yo check this shit out theres this new shit called the headbangersproductions there a group of dum ass's doin stupid shit theres only one video right now but with all of ur help by sending in videos of you or your friend being dum ass's send them to headbangersproductions@hotmail.com and i will make them into a video and if you give me your name or a stage name i will add you into the credits and i will give main credit.
headbangerspro 1 year ago
this is way better than AFV. god i hate that show. soooo predicatable
a10fjet 1 year ago
you can hear the "bonk" at 0:39! LMAO typical women.
TheMagistix 1 year ago
lmao!!
p3nguinish 1 year ago
omg!
souledskater45 1 year ago
the beginning is like a scene out of HOT ROD lmao! "Rod, are you ok?"
GiraffesMH 1 year ago
LOL.....
I thought the same thing about the wheel barrow,
I hope that was dirt.
falcon6073 1 year ago
@falcon6073 i don't haha
maxandcyleinc 1 year ago
pls pls rename this video to best america got talent video clips. hhahahhhaha i loved it
mickyboy200768 1 year ago
@mickyboy200768 the chics r deutsch, i think.....
AardvarkEFB 1 year ago
@AardvarkEFB They're from Slovakia :)
oldschoolcuc 1 year ago
@oldschoolcuc yes, they are :) raz dva tri :D kto by to nespoznal :D
Mrs5Petulienka5 1 year ago
lol ; )
TrousersDPM 1 year ago
the Darwin award can only be given to ppl who have died though thier own stupidity. If they dont die then their genes get passed on as normal.
andysim232 1 year ago
I hope that was just dirt in the wheelbarrow and not shit.
NaturalBornSkeptic 1 year ago
I like the first one SOOOOO much!
Bananaishness 1 year ago
laughed SOOO hard when the chick got dumped on her face.!
DemonofdaDesert 1 year ago
The second one is sooo fake. . . The others are funny though. . .
Portokalas 1 year ago
Final guy - It's a shitty job but someone's got to do it?
phantomeagle 1 year ago
I lol'd hard with the first two :D
BaschVonRonsenburg 1 year ago
0:41 he is not stupid its just heavy out of balance
ira111791 1 year ago
0:17 ;DDD NOOB ;D Thats a IDIOT 101% :DDD
OneMadeOfLoads 1 year ago 42
2nd one. BOOM HEADSHOT!
flashbakgamer4 1 year ago
Stupid People
NoPressure09 1 year ago
They have to die to get the darwin award. Video=Fail.
JARMOPOWER 1 year ago
Fuck me that stupid bird landed fare square on her melon!!
Aussieman333 1 year ago
@Aussieman333 what bird
David111132 1 year ago
the tree was the best.. lmao
savetheband1 1 year ago
idiot on tree lmao
shawty3197 1 year ago
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HAHA stupid czech chicks xDDDD 1..2...3 floor to the face xDDDDDD
YaoiSoundz 1 year ago
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YaoiSoundz 1 year ago
hate to rain on your parade, but they need to die or make their genitals invalid to get a Darwin award..these guys are some really good honorable mentions though.
JuJuLiams 1 year ago 50
da last one xD
Plittersdorfer 1 year ago
love the first one xD
LinkinParkWorshiper 1 year ago
winner?
the grand idiot culture that assumes it's a good risk to reproduce in a world its destroyed where 20 years from now there won't be any more drinking water for their offspring.
Western culture, the "winner" that destroyed the environment and the chance of survival for the entire human race.
the idiot culture that never understood Darwin or later developments in human genome studies which conclude our intimate genetic relationship to one another throughout the world.
sonbarably 1 year ago
@sonbarably why is your comment so depressive lol?
just enjoy the stupidity of people and laugh at them getting covered in manure...
it's a laugh
nickarry 1 year ago
@sonbarably Al Gore is that you?
ms15732850 1 year ago
Was that manure in the wheel barrow?
neurocytohemotoxic 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
TheMrludisrbin 1 year ago
I think my fav is the guy on the tree, I do like the guy who bodyslammed into the side of a truck though,
SaradThamia 1 year ago 2
0:43- I pray to God that was just dirt and not what I think it was. Because my jaw just dropped......Still there. lol
The00Kannon 1 year ago