A New Religious Movement!

[iamnotyourface]

SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!

[megazion34]

thats one weird religion u got there

[DrMIS1]

Brilliant! 

[chrisofnottingham]

What I don't understand is this; Given that this guy is militant right wing red neck, why does he worship an Arab hippy?

[hgtrance]

This sounds intreresting....is their any spesific time to make the pilgrimage to Vagas?

[Codwino]

I like the whole, "Tides go in, tides go out." As if we don't understand why there are tides.

HINT : Look up at night, Bill.

[Gretgor666]

All hail the sacred monkeys!

[randomperson2538]

yes, and having sex with hookers is also holy. there's always te chance that you will get an STD XD

[SuperMaajka]

All hail the sacred typewriter!!!!

[ItalyStyler07]

check it out please.. /watch?v=jmyYAPeyfFY

and yeshu will save your life if you belive in him.. there will come many .. and no peace.. first the decieving.. and then if u stay with yehshu and DO NOT BELIVE IN THE DECIEVERS than u will see what's happening =)

belive me.. they wanna decieve me too men.. i am your proof.. let me be the one who tell you in the name of ישוע that they tried to decieve me haaard and badly.. but now .. i'm still praying to Ḡòḍ and belive in ישוע

[itchygonads]

@ItalyStyler07 an idiot.

[itchygonads]

@ItalyStyler07 you are an idiot

[ImmaDwarfKicker]

There is no proof for, or against the existence of a God or Gods. I feel like if something that significant did exist, there would be some amount of evidence for it, therefore I feel it is illogical to believe that God exists.

[undisputedgreatest]

I know how Netflix works...I used to work there. 

Therefore, I am a Scientist.

[ZachValkyrie]

@undisputedgreatest All hail!

[bighalo2]

@undisputedgreatest All hail!

[darkfur35]

Dawkins please go away.

[TheCheese9]

How is this religion called? I'm SO editing my facebook "Religion beliefs" to this one.

[umrvipersrt10]

I applaud you sir.

[seeker6789]

All Hail THe Monkeys....Roll the holy dice........

[MrDEEPTRUE]

THERE IS NO PROOF FOR EVOLUTION! It has to be believed, therefore it's a faith, therefore it's a religion! So they're teaching a new compulsory religion in today's hallowed halls of higher learning

[jaydog504]

@MrDEEPTRUE you are fuckin stupid. very fuckin stupid.

[MrDEEPTRUE]

@jaydog504 so nice words that you said--- from the abundance of the heart the mouth speak so you are full of garbage in your heart=== thats why is dangers evolution affeects your interaction with others in negatives ways

now your name is FOOL

[DSkaz89]

@MrDEEPTRUE please go read mark 16:16-18 then drink some deadly poison, a bottle of bleach should suffice, and as you die coughing up blood, think about how your faith was so pathetically weak that not only you died, but you were already condemned to hell, not because of your sins, but because you didn't have faith.

As you go to hell, togheter with ALL those christians that cannot drink deadly poison without it hurting them think about how much god loves you :)

[XM8rifle]

@MrDEEPTRUE LOL!

watch?v=5Q55z6EsL8M

[stoltobot]

@MrDEEPTRUE you keep telling yourself that and you should be impervious to reality kid.

[Tobytrim]

Ha ha!............. About 30 seconds in, I was just about to loose my rational responder wrath on this ....I didn't realise it was a parody!

[ZachValkyrie]

@Tobytrim Who says it's a parody?

ALL HAIL THE MONKEYS!!!

[Tobytrim]

@ZachValkyrie "Who says it's a parody?"

Er.....You did?......Did you lie? .....is it a double parody? - or maybe a double double parody?

Now I'm confused!!!????

[FeelOfFriction]

Do you support NWO depopulation?

[ZachValkyrie]

@FeelOfFriction What?

[PixelPariah]

This wasn't funny... Why did I click this again?

[nikmindage]

call me crazy... but i could get behind this... After all shouldn't religion be about having a good time?

[lequaie1234]

0:26 lol

[TheSpliffSmoker]

watch?v=DqkZToHL57U

[MeetYourMeaker]

No it doesn't Bill it just takes more intelligence.

[gulbirk]

01:31 hahaha, lol, is that the spaghetti monster?

[420ALI3N]

LOVE IT! Actually the christians think the world came from nothing, not the atheists. The christians think there was nothing, then their imaginary, omnipotent zombie from zion snapped his majestic fingers and created the earth. In a day. Science tells us more about the universe we live in than any religion ever will. Theists choose to ignore science and believe an unreal being is responsible for anything they don't understand. I'M ALL IN ON THIS THOUGH!!

[PT109Boat]

And thou shall yell Bingo as the Divine B-4 is called

[omghai2u]

HEIL NEW RELIJESS MOVEMANT

[BurkeTrue2]

This vid is weak-sauce.

[KCKatheist]

Bloody brilliant, epic, genius, and hysterically funny video!!! All must embrace this

atheology!! Or the flying monkeys, the evil compatriots of the typing monkeys, will get you!

[tctheunbeliever]

Are the schismatic state quarters heretical? Must the ceremony be performed only with true Eagle Quarters?

[armanflint]

Sometimes I spank my typewriting monkey.

Coincidence? I think not.

[larbo1616]

Bill O'Reilly is an idiot. He is making fun of Holland, my country!

[greneath]

@larbo1616 holland isnt a country. in all the the times ive been to the netherlands ive never been to holland

[larbo1616]

@greneath

One is trying to be funny, eh? Holland is another name for The Netherlands.

[greneath]

@larbo1616 holland is only 2 of the netherlands (lowerlands) 12 provinces, pars pro toto. my statement is true as ive only ever been to the gelderland province.

[larbo1616]

@greneath You tell me things about my own country. No way dude! Holland is another name for The Netherlands. I think you're talking about Benelux.

[greneath]

@larbo1616 thats like calling the how of the uk england, using one part to represcent the whole. id suggest looking up the governing of your country.

[larbo1616]

@greneath

I think I understand what you mean, but that doesn't make it completely right. You're probably talking about the provinces Zuid-Holland and Noord-Holland. If you meant this, you were right. But we Dutch often use the term Holland for our own country. Look up the program Ik Hou Van Holland. Actually, they're talking about The Netherlands here, but we Dutch are used to call our country Holland.

[greneath]

@larbo1616 pars pro toto like i said

[ohmc303]

lol, netflix.. good one

[VarykGerai]

theres 1 serious flaw with your theory. Monkeys cannot generate random actions.! :P

[smaugfrost]

@VarykGerai

You have no idea what you are talking about.

Chimps, Orangutans, Bonobo and other primates are quite capable of unpredictable and intelligence derived actions.

[benthejrporter]

I personally think that all religious people should be Darwinified. "Darwinifixtion" is like crucifixtion, except that the victim is not nailed to a cross, but to a wooden board in the shape of Charles Darwin. ;-) So persish those heretics who do not submit to the Glories of the New Utopian Skeptical Scientific Athesist Rationalist Republic! ;-)

[benthejrporter]

(Disclaimer: I don't really mean that... just in case my satire and irony went over anybody's head.You never know!)

[benthejrporter]

I won't hear a word against Richard Dawkins! He is an extremely brave, pragmatic and virile man! He holds the MBA Bronze!

(For an explanation, search "Prof Chris French MBA Gold")

[TommyPrimate]

What a clever waste of time. All Hail Youtube! The only religion!

[schadenfreudelolz22]

I'm quite fond of the Flying Spaghetti monster myself

[haashond]

I love typewriteres !

[adirm18]

best religion ever count me in

no wait i'll flip a coin and let it decide

:)

[lozman67]

That was a bit..err. random.

[ZachValkyrie]

As the Moneys intended it!

[ZeroIndex]

wow, this was entertaining

[94jmcorrea]

this parody is amazingly stupid, i have wasted 8 minutes of my life watching this shit

[mothman6789]

Too good.

You, sir, are my favorite person now!

[adaseth]

I love this guy :) I mean in this video I saw most of the usual arguments, puns and basically all the theist-atheit discussion arguments, including a huricane-assembled-jumbo jet :P

[Abyssofblood]

The Boeing 747 argument. Yeah, that cracked me up. lol

[snarfeater]

we will never know what happened in the begining of existence and i dont care but i still wont buy the god product cause its a scam

[DeltaAtheism]

Ah, yes, the 747 from garbage argument. Nice. It's always essential to use those discredited arguments in a parody.

[gunGEEs]

WAIT... I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DAOIST ATHEIST. Who is this "we" you keep mentioning in your video? LIES are the ultimate form of blasphemy...

[ZachValkyrie]

no it's cheating. lying is fair game. (besides it's still a parody)

[AtheistAtLARGE]

then do tell us exactly how gawd dun did it

[middlekk]

0:33 was O'Reilly's first lie "I understand the physiology of it". Ummm....no, Bill, you don't.

[Jrunri]

@middlekk more like 0:25 to get the start of the quote.

[TheLovePizza]

Very good!

[CCassiusLonginus]

It seems to me, that by not tolerating theist views, you as an atheist are just as bad as the Crusaders or anyone else who discriminated in the name of religion. Faith is the tolerance to accept all people, even if they disagree with you. You think it's good that people are offended by this? That's like posting a promotional video for the KKK and saying you're glad that there's somebody to put blacks in their place.

I pity you. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. That's my opinion

[ZachValkyrie]

Ah, Perhaps I should have said this:

"If anyone is cranky/ignorant/arrogant enough to be offfended by this movie... they certainly deserve it!"

I apologize, I should have been more specific.

Now will you please comment on some of my OTHER videos? (the Bass ones are kinda nice)

[podiumman2]

What an odd definition of faith.  I always thought that faith was believing in something in spite of there being no evidence for it, e.g., "We have to take this on faith." You're saying one cannot parody someone's position because that somehow makes you intolerant? No, my friend (sorry if I'm sounding like McCain), intolerance is like the KKK, but not like you say. One cannot help being of the ethnic origins that thy are; religion is chosen, and therefore can be mocked if it's silly.

[CCassiusLonginus]

Podium guy: You're wrong about faith. I would disagree with you when you say that you choose religion and therefore it can be mocked. A lot of people are raised in a certain religion and therefore don't choose it. But that's not the point. Many comedians would say that no joke, however horrible, is off-limits. But when you make an assault on someone else's way of life and attempt to justify it. It shows incredible arrogance.

Finnbogi: Don't fret it.

[ChuckyJesus666]

Are you saying that one cannot think for him or herself beyond what they were told as children? If that's the case, then how did I come to be an atheist, as I was raised Christian? Most American Atheists were raised in a theistic home, and rejected theism as they became old enough to think. Not to think is to choose.

[ostione]

and lets not forget the ARROGANCE that religious movements show atheists, by burning them alive, or shunning them socially, mocking, etc etc etc etc.

[ChuckyJesus666]

Well, in today's society, not many atheists get burned alive, but you're right about the rest. I'm guessing that if it weren't for our laws, though, there are some Xians or even Muslims who would love to burn an atheist.

[kinghyrule3]

LOL how about in todays society where if you say your a christian your are shunned into oblivion. I love how you athiests think you are in the miniority, when you are taking all our religious rights away.

[ostione]

people who shun your religious beliefs are disgusting. just make sure its not another religious group shunning your faith (as often is)!!!

[julianalmasude]

@kinghyrule3

According to the statistical data, we ARE in the minority; there is only around one point one billion of us in total (that's sixteen percent of the human population), and only fifteen percent of the United States is comprised of atheists. In addition, give an example of one "religious right" that we have "taken away". Face it; you're just whining because you want to live in a regressive, christian, theocratic nation where prayer in school is mandated/sanctioned by the government.

[amarthishness]

erm... church attendance in america is around 80%. Those damn athiest have even managed to infiltrate our churches!

[ostione]

are you stupid? the video cleary indicates theism and atheism and science are incorrect.

Coincidentalism is the ultimate faith.

I bet you didnt even watch the vid. moron.

[TimJMorrison]

@CCassiusLonginus

If you take offence to something, it means you are intolerant of it.

So it is intolerant to do something that other people don't tolerate?

WUT

[Woderftw]

Monkeys! That's it!

[CapnOrdinary]

Brilliant.

Is this holy writ, then?

#include math.random

[ZachValkyrie]

At last! Someone I truly respect on Youtube has taken notice of me!

(You think you could do a little preaching for me, could you?)

[CCassiusLonginus]

No, I'm just saying what I think, I don't really care if anyone listens or heeds what I say. I just wanted to put it on the table.

[CCassiusLonginus]

I think I speak for most people in that I resent being told what to believe. Especially by some British asshole who thinks he has the universe all figured out.

[CCassiusLonginus]

No he doesn't, he just sucks donkey dick.

[Roenazarrek]

If anyone was offended by this movie...

GOOD.

Brilliant.

[wwtmd]

this...is...GENIUS!!!

[Scrapheap71]

By far, the best religion ever to come down the pike!!!

[cowyeow]

Brilliant and moving.

[CCassiusLonginus]

Richard Dawkins sucks donkey dick for rent money.

[ZachValkyrie]

Yay! My first openly insulting comment! I seem to be improving!

[60sThru80s]

"Richard Dawkins sucks donkey dick for rent money."

He doesn't rent.

He OWNS.