A CHUCKA NORRIIIIIIIIIIIS

[TheVagiscratch]

I should be doing my spanish homework but replaying this over and over is more important..

[UnclePooters]

Uncle Pooter vs. Chuck Norris...

[lagkat40]

Where's the second second?

[IschmarVI]

That must be paradise @_@

[MythicalGryphon1]

My sister hates Chuck Norris merely because Justin Bieber likes him. I dislike Justin Bieber and his music but I think that's a stupid reason to hate Chuck Norris.

[AustereRaptor]

CHUCKAAA NORRIIIIS!!!!!!!

[KimxRonForever100]

I think we need a A Brock Sampson!

[SimDistrict]

If you type Chuck Norris' name you will see no red lines under. If you type your name there will be.

[ghostfacedude93]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, Twice...

Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep...

Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue...

Chuck Norris died 22 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet...

[InvaderScuzz]

my new ring tone :)

[Baron0906]

Legend!

[Cybertification]

Chuck norris can win an argument with his wife. I don't remember where I heard that oneXD

[AICabal]

You better give this video a like, or Chuck WILL find you.

[linuslillen01]

@AICabal *clicked like*

...what about the 94 other ones... who didn't?

[AyrtonIsGod]

The 94 people who dislikes this were never heard of again..

[flensdude]

You probably thought this picture was of Chuck Norris. NOPE! Chuck Testa!

[6000NoobTube]

@flensdude Go answer your door.

[flensdude]

@6000NoobTube No, I won't bother. Too busy talking to the Internet.

[AndrewDeLong]

Chuck Norris doesn't take a piss. Piss just knows when it's time to leave him.

[menslady125]

*bows* All hail Chuck Norris!

[DocWilyZ]

"A Chuck in your AAAAASSS"

[mitalca35]

Not even Goku, Inuyasha, Naruto, Edward Elric, and Stone Cold Steve Austin *combined* can defeat Chuck Norris. And that's a *lot* of strong guys.

[TheVader2]

@mitalca35 Wrestling... and anime... WHY AREN'T WE FREINDS?!

[mitalca35]

@TheVader2 I do not know, sir. I do not know...

[neronbey]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

[ThelronFjord]

Chuck Norris and the Nostalgia Critic both suck the cock.

[LWAL63]

bears play dead when they see chuck norris

[Davis2Nguyen]

he used to be my teacher

[luigifanist]

@Davis2Nguyen ummm... riiiiiiight...

[luigifanist]

CHUCK NORRIS IS GAY!!!!!!!!

[Davis2Nguyen]

@luigifanist no he iz bi :P

[luigifanist]

@Davis2Nguyen lol

[SylentSparrow]

When the first phone was invented, there was a missed call from chuck norris

[TheHaxman999]

it looks like *puts glasses on*

This'll give ya a Chuckle

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHh

[deth2furries]

Rainbows are created when Chuck Norris points his finger at some nyan cats and shouting "BANG!"

[DarkTider]

Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter by pointing his finger at it and shouting "BANG!"

[Bastarden]

Oh, the beauty!!!!!!

[badmike11]

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves

[VladimirZark]

If you keep pressing 1 it sounds like AAAASSSS

[moastytoasty54]

ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!

[Blueaquagirl]

the comments r more entertaining than the video xD

[Vegeta241]

Eh, not really into the C.N. hype, but I may as well say this just because it came to mind. Chuck Norris is so powerful that the only thing that can stop him is the team of Gandalf the grey, Gandalf the white, monty python and the holy grail's black knight, Benito Mussolini, the blue meanie, cowboy Curtis, Jambi the genie, robo cop, the terminator, captain kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.

[jorge2309]

@Vegeta241 and half of them would die.

[JayTheHawk13]

@Vegeta241 Santa Christ can beat him without any help whatsoever.

[CrowChorus]

@Vegeta241 I see what you did there.

[Joakim1400]

@Vegeta241  You forgot Morgan Freeman

[ryanmshepard92]

@Vegeta241 Nope. Still not powerful enough to stop him.

[Vegeta241]

@ryanmshepard92 It actually is, because it happened. Many people deny this, but rumor is it is because Chuck Norris erased the memory of his defeat from most of the minds of earth's population. Also Hulk Hogan was in his prime, which is why his bones did not break when he took his first steps to battle.

[viktor2008]

@Vegeta241 you forgot saxton hale

[americathefat101]

@Vegeta241 You forgot Goku and jesus.

[happydonutX12]

@americathefat101 its from a song, goku and jesus aren't mentioned in it.

[happydonutX12]

@Vegeta241 Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. I haven't heard that song in years.

[americathefat101]

@Vegeta241 i just realized by saying the names fast it rhymed like in a song. sorry XD

[L33tShamanKing]

@americathefat101 That's because it is from a song.

[Bladevampirek]

@Vegeta241 they can't stop him they can just hold him back until their stamina runs out.

[mstrchldrn]

@Vegeta241 you better find a bomb shelter and seal yourself in for life, because chuck norris does not tolerate anyone doubting his divine power.

[Vegeta241]

@mstrchldrn Did not doubt it, I just saw video evidence of it though. I'm sure when all was said and done he came back to life and walked away

[Darkdealer651]

@Vegeta241 or Bruce Lee

[onemidnightgone]

There's a kid named Chuck Norris in my Ethics class next semester. Gonna be so awesome.

[zenny24]

Chuck Norris once went sky diving over a quarry in Mineral, Virginia and didn't activate his parachute... The result was an Earthquake that rattled the east coast.

[MrEvilViking]

Every Morning, Before i get to work, this is my alarm looping over and over, i should get a new alarm tone, because of the blackout i get of CHUCK NORRIIIS!

[setsitaru]

@rozsomak15 he does it in various episodes, whenever its appropriate. Watch a few and your sure tobfind him doing it

[Applemask]

Chuck Norris is a massive bell-end. I'm not just saying that because I'm suicidal, it also happens to be true. Massive wanker. A wanker who could kill me with a napkin, and almost certainly will now I've typed all this, but still, and always, a wanker.

[TeamAvatar2000]

when theres trouble you know who to call! CHUCK NORRIS!

[TheHorrorKing1]

Chuck Norris is SO STUPID! HE'S GAY AND RETARDED! WHO THE HELL WOULD LIKE HIM ANYW--

And those were my last words before I died. I do remember seeing a roundhouse kick right before I died.

[LionLostInTime]

@TheHorrorKing1 how did you wrote that comment?

[TheHorrorKing1]

@LionLostInTime [points at Chuck Norris] H-H-He wanted me to! <'(

[Galiaverse]

@TheHorrorKing1 - That's funny.... because you claim a victim of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse­ Kick™ would actually SEE the kick coming.

[pseudohippie55]

Best

ringtone

ever

[Gjldo]

chuck norris keeps a picture of clint eastwood by his bed so that he can protect him from lee van cleef nightmares

[OxBigly2010]

Chuck Norris:

Doesn't flush his poop, he commonly sells it under the name "Potpourri".

Was stabbed 27 times.. The knife was never the same.

Can pee into a Mr. Coffee and get out Tasters Choice.

Assimilates Borg

Dove from a airplane 1,000 feet in the air into the ocean ... Japan is still recovering.

Watches VHS tames on his DVD player.

Tommy Wiseau was a classically trained shakespearean actor and graduated from Juilliard. Then he called Chuck Norris a sissy.

[theDoomguy2011]

Chuck Norris's blood type is gold.

[shteeeeeven12345]

ACHUNKOFMYASS!

[sediller1]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

[shteeeeeven12345]

Chuck Norris played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded pistol and won.

[warobsessive]

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with an enderman

[HomeComix101]

@warobsessive Chuck Norris won a staring contest against Weegee

[DeepEye1994]

Chuck Norris is so fast, that he can win five marathons in a row, go home, take a shower and watch the marathons live.

[akerswizard779]

Win.

[rozsomak15]

which NC episode was this?

[lilltartan]

@rozsomak15 I think he shows this in more than 1 episode, but I remeber one of them was NeverEnding story 3.

[Howler452]

@lilltartan There was Jaws 3D, and his Alone in the Dark review.

[GoAheadSuicider]

Chuck Norris made a 69-part human centipede. Only from Dr. Heiter, himself.

[dragonoverlord2010]

Chuck Norris doesn't create weapons of mass destruction: he was born with them attached!

[UberHaxorGnenosus]

(below)i know right

[EricMaynard1996]

I wish my iPod would do this every time I turned it on.

[UbSm4nn]

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.

Chuck Norris invented rap when his heart started beating.

Chuck Norris's blood type is platinum.

Chuck Norris flosses with electric fenece.

Chuck Norris can win American Idol with sign language.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

[lollittelia]

@UbSm4nn THIS DUDE IS IN MY SCHOOL : DD

[UbSm4nn]

@lollittelia HELL YES!! ::D

[Darkrai1276]

@UbSm4nn :chuckthumbsup:

Chuck noris aproves

[UbSm4nn]

@Darkrai1276 YAAAAYY!

[ChaoticDarkShadow]

@UbSm4nn Chuck Norris doesn't punch you just run into his fist.

[UbSm4nn]

@ChaoticDarkShadow That too.

[gungrave761]

the only person that can beat bruce lee, jackie chan, vin diesel, arnold schwarsenegger,sylvester stallone and mr. t in a fight... all of them against him at the same time.

[cain2217]

@usernameVEVO ohh ok because i totaly care what everyone on the internet thinks of me fuck off and this wasnt even me who posted this comment but fuck off

[SkunSP11]

What its this shit -0,0

[Mesemeriz]

@SkunSP11 havent you seen The Nostalgia Critic?

[cjcool91]

A CHUNK OF MY AAASSSSSS!

[ZapBlast9000]

Why doesn't this loop?

[cain2217]

CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS hang on someones at the door

[Sac077]

... I have to tell my wife that I might be pregnant

[MysteryManX22]

I don't like Chuck Norris. Hold on someones at my door.....

[NickHiryu]

....did I just get laid?

[zenegermen]

Chuck Norris is in Expendables 2, can't wait for it.

[DXIndustriesInc]

Some kids wear Superman pajamas.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris wears Rainbow Dash pajamas.

[jonsandersgame]

@DXIndustriesInc OH YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!

[Jarateispiss]

@DXIndustriesInc so chuck's a brony?

thats a good thing.

[Laura0182]

Ok you all are all stupid Chuck Norris is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gungrave761]

@Laura0182 NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!­!!!!!!!

[Davis2Nguyen]

@Laura0182 he's not

[rachet197]

uh checkin your ass

[videocritic2463]

A CHUNK OF MY AAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[Shadowkirby64000]

This gave me a blue screen!

[abelpower]

BOOM CHUCKA NORRIIIIS

[BeatmasterAC]

if you stare Chuck Norris longer than 10seconds, you're dead for 1 minute.

[TheMarvelousDC]

If Chuck Norris doesn't want the Earth to be destroyed in 2012, it won't happen.

[Someotherguyuser]

This video is better than High School Musical, Avatar, AND Rob Zombie's Halloween remakes....combined. That's how awesome Chuck Norris is.

[PlatinumBlade13]

What about Rob Van DAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

[SkittleE275]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his mother.

[Veeno00]

@SkittleE275 So he's kinda like Jesus?

[SkittleE275]

@Veeno00 Bingo!

[TheDowla12]

orgasm in 3 secs

[NickRambo123]

I just lost my virginity

[zodac121]

Why is there a girl comming out of my Tv?

[MauroSciuto]

CHUCK IN UR ASS

[SiorafasNaCillini]

A chunk a yo aaaaaaaaaaass!

[SkittleE275]

god bless you chuck god bless you

[thomasedsfan]

Every time Chuck Norris sneezes, Someone over the pacific gets cancer

[Kaagh178]

When Chuck winks terrorists take an unplanned shit.

[SuperMario1611]

@Kaagh178 When does anyone plan to shit?

[Kaagh178]

@SuperMario1611 I meant unexpected. So sue me.

[MrDenarp]

the only red haired person ever accepted by society...

[TwoLeggedBeast09]

This 3 second film just owns all the 5 second films

[ultilinium8]

sorry all I heard was: A CHUCK IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

[crashnburner187]

RIDING A SHARK JUST AS BIG AS JAAAAAAAWS!

[MichaelLeroi]

is that the last note from the 2001 music in the background? XD

[1236sason]

cock norris xD



[elamoXD]

86 people are dead

[goth9ever]

on the seventh day, god created 0:00

[SIngli6]

@goth9ever

I think you'll find God created him first!

[goth9ever]

@SIngli6 haha or perhaps chuck norris created god

[SIngli6]

@goth9ever

Of course! 

[Hilegrod]

85 dominoes.

[AzariahKyras]

all dislikers are now dead

[MrMPS2002]

Did you know that Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding?

[Acquiescence]

Be my ringtone.

[EP1KCAMPER]

Bin Laden shot himself in the face a second after watching this.

[00711282]

that's how the uneverse created!

[pingasareover9000]

press 1 to see the greatest thing you have ever saw press 2 to see the greatest thing you have ever saw press 3 to see the greatest thing you have ever saw press 4 to see the greatest thing you have ever saw press 5 to see the greatest thing you have ever saw press 6 to see the greatest thing you have ever saw press 7 to see the greatest thing you have ever saw press 8 to see the greatest thing you have ever saw press 9 to see the greatest thing you have ever saw

[timic83cinemassacre]

The absolute worse NC meme ever conceived.

[R3Lax1]

CHUCK NORRIS SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sicowkaksin]

@R3Lax1 I agree. Enough with the chuck norris bs

[shadowrockz07]

@Sicowkaksin no

[JacksonSTUFF777]

ＴＨＩＳﾠＶＩＤＥＯﾠＩＳﾠＴＨＥﾠＧＯＤＤＡＭＮﾠＵＮＩＶ­ＥＲＳＥ．

[megadeath45]

The mass amount of win caused my monitor to explode.

[TheXordinary]

This video took my hearing.

[srslyimnotaspy101]

mind blown...

[SurrySuds]

CCCCCHHHHHUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKAAAA­AAA NORRIS!!!!!!!

[ENNTEERZ]

ahhhh EarRAPE!

[Martialart07]

@ENNTEERZ chuck norris says you liked it good and hard too.

[NewPhoenixFilms]

This video turned my turkey sub into a brick.

*CRUNCH*

Taste like victory.

[Super0Andreu0Bros]

achuckanoriiiiIIIIIiiiiiiss (it makes no sense)

[TheYMGamer]

why the in hell is chuck norris so popular

[Daymm26]

Even tough im sick of all those Chuk Norris mentions over and over again, this one is actually funny xD and i love when NC put them once in a while in their videos

[Robogabriel]

Cee Lo Green sees Chuck Norris drivin' round town with the girl he loves, and he's like

"I am perfectly ok with that!"

[bjorn5dec]

Someone's an NC fan. :3

[abbadeen]

Chuck Norris dosen't go on vacations, vocations gose to Chuck Norris.

[jst4hr]

A wild chuck norris appered!

Player Fainted.

[toiletandtoilet]

A CHUNK OF MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[SuperYoshi1141]

Chuck Norris is getting gradually tired of Chuck Norris jokes.

[vlado0oo0o]

@SuperYoshi1141 I wonder if Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris jokes..

[SuperYoshi1141]

@vlado0oo0o

Probabl-I MEAN no...

[13mungoman13]

a-Chuck-a Norriiiiis.

[TheInstantClassic1]

Pff Chuck Norris; Billy Mays was and is the god amongst all men.

[daking0009]

Guess what's gonna be playing in hldj

[bubbaleeth]

@Jango24MC If you don't like Chuck Norris he will find you and KILL you!!!!

[TeamAntaIax]

@bubbaleeth Jango actually has a point Chuck norris isnt all that... Try Bruce Lee Videos ;)

[MrCcbcc]

Seal team six was made up of chuck norris Clones.