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  • he blew a head gasket

  • 5p up-scaled to 360p doesn't work...

  • 5 seconds of that kinda noise and you shut off - and find out why!

  • if you have the money to just ruin your engine like that, you could have at least gotten a better camera....douche...

  • you greasy butthole

  • wow I can't believe he's not collecting revenue off this video

  • Oil and water coolant mixed together or leaking is probably a blown head gasket. (Yes I am a mechanic, for the past 27 years) Anyways, from the sound of that engine your certainly did not take care of it, and now for you lack of care and responsibility it will cost you some cash to either change the engine or buy another car. It's not my business but I wouldn't sink money into that car, I would buy another one.

  • the drip that you have is the blood supply to your brain. Just from the sound of the engine, it is obvious the engine doesn't have enough (or no) OIL .

  • the drip that you have is the blood supply to your brain.

  • i have a 19 year old golf that sounds better alot better than that an i spent £10 on just oil.. WHAT THE FUCK DID U SPEND YA MONEY ON.. JUST SCRAP IT... TARD

  • Get rid of it and get a real car!!

  • @m036094 Thank goodness he doesn't own a "real" car!

  • Is that JD from Howard Stern?

  • The dislike is overwhelming

  • you are a fucktard with an air filter!!!

  • Now drink it

  • Retarded

  • sounds like a hyster forklift i had at one job! Why you let it run like that knowing there is something wrong?

  • Sounds alright to me.....

  • Definetly not the sharpest peanut in the turd

  • i think i found the problem, you own a 3000gt

  • You may not be the sharpest tool in the barn but at least you're a tool.

  • Sounds like a bag of nails.

  • Dumber than a stick!

  • Oh...That sounded real good @ start off...I'd have shut it off immediately...

  • fucking idiot.

  • The threshing machine noise wasn't a clue to TURN OF F'ING ENGINE OFF??!?!?

  • You all heard him say it  at the end .." I'm fucked!"

  • You are insane !

  • lol my old 50cc ped sounded better than this piece of shit lol

  • Alright you little fuckstain,I want my 3min and 47sec's back.

  • gay

    

  • The ultra-rare 3000gt diesel.

  • @tinman24601 it was me i bored his crank bearings i saw this bitch walk in my shop and got the old grinder out

  • You boring twat, have you tried masturbation?

  • HAHAHA that's brand new? 

  • This must be a "cash for clunkers" car, otherwise you dont do this to a decent car! I`m too much of a car lover to accept shit like this! Just don´t like it!

  • This must be a "cash for clunkers" car, otherwise you dont do this to a decent car! I`m too much of a car lover to accept shit like this! Just don´t like it!

  • Time to do it all over again ! What a great investment!

  • looks like I hav a drip :/

  • Bro, if your car sounds like a kid's bicycle with pokemon cards stuck in the spokes, only worse... it's time to call your insurance company and hit up your mechanic. I would shoot myself if I was that retarded.

  • WHAT THE FUCK??

  • Just move to San Francisco or Portland. You don't ever have to worry about owning a car in those places and you'll be doing us a favor if you did.

  • The engine already had a valve clatter. Blowing it up did it a favor.

  • @TJ2009A Easy fix.

  • @racefactory900 I know it's an easy fix, but if it has enough miles on it to make the valves clatter ( or lifters) then it's probably time for a rebuild instead of just a "fix"

  • I love how this guy doesn't even seem to care... I actually thought this was a joke, i know if i had spent all the time to implant an engine i'd be PISSED if i was stupid enough to keep running it with no oil/coolant.

  • Hi mr. i am a stupid ass and i hate my car.

    Plz. die the same way as your car dude.

    You don't have respect for it.

    And i am scared for persons like you on the road whit ther unsafe car's.

    But the rest of the world is happy that your car is going to the junkyard.

  • lol bum ass

  • i can hear tapping/knocking from the off, and a leak too? switch it off right away dude

  • wat a moron cant u here da knock it was still fixable

  • I am afraid to drive on the same roads as people like this.

  • blowed head gasket

  • Where is the brand new engine?

    

  • Surely the fact that it sounds like shit would have made you turn it off........

  • You are too stupid to own a car

  • @nofrendo

    You are too stupid to comment just once

    You are too stupid to comment just once

  • You are too stupid to own a car

  • It was a several hundred dollar core towards a new engine, but oh well all in the name of wtf whly not, been there done that lollol

  • Where's the video of you blowing up your engine, you fucking douchtard

  • watch by that green thing after he starts it... something coming out of it heaps of it... why did you keep going even after it started smoking? dump it and get a evolution mate fuck the gto's 3000gt or whatever you call them in you country

  • you gonna need new tarmac on that drive

  • Retarded Goldfish with 1/4 of a Brain pretty much sums this guy up.

  • what you MITSUBISHI is BLOW bey to VOLKWAGEN

  • kind of looks like a 3000 gt, not sure what motor they have though.

  • why would you spend "many years and thousands of $" on that thing..

  • what a fuckin moron

  • Brand New?? what had been round the clock and was back on 0 again as it sounded as new rattly and as fucked your Stem cells and genetic predisposition is involved.

    The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

  • Calling this guy stupid, would be clearly be an insult to stupid people.

    I have met lumps of wood with more intelligence than this baffoon, oh look its smoking, oh look its overheating, oh look its pissing out fluids, I know lets rev the engine some more.

    Oh no engines fucked man, Doh!!

  • i think there where two problems one was dumbfuck with camra and the second was old car

  • Tell the dude with the weedeater to stop i counldnt hear the engine.

  • engines lammer

  • "well that doesnt sound right..."

  • you can clearly see fluids gushing out from the fill neck where he has that funnel.

    ...why did you leave the cap off, dumbass? just gonna let it all run out so the engine can overheat and seize? you're fucked because you let yourself get in that position. take a few classes, learn to do some basic maintenance, especially on a car like that that NEEDS it.

    keep revving it up when you clearly have a knock or some kind of metal scraping on metal. last time i checked revving will fix the issue. >.<

  • you are one smart cookie know arn't you...dumbass

  • looks like I hav a leak wtf u cud tell ther was no oil at the top end and u kept on reving it wot a tit

  • Wtf are you doing..... omfg

  • hemorrhage??

  • Many years and thousands of dollars, what did you accomplish? Usually, after that amount of time and money, you would have a well tuned engine instead of what you have here.

  • if your leaking water and oil you have a crocked block instead of blowing it up you could have oh i dont know took it to a mechanic who KNEW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO!

  • the lovely sound of metal grinding on metal

  • that ngine was not new,it was a very old piece of crap

  • i would of turned it off right away that engine is foooked

  • Now that engine is running as sweet as a lemon !

  • if i heard a nock like the when i started it in the first place i would not kept it running

  • "hey look" theres smoke and a rattling noise coming from the motor! Im going to be gay and not turn it off but give it more throttle!

  • shaved monkey

  • try drinking that "water"

  • "Hmm.. You can hear each stroke of each piston clearly...rev it more... Ok now there is white smoke....rev it more..."

  • that's too stupid...

  • 1st that engine cant be brand new it sounds horrible. second i think you did it on purpose

  • well done, you are now officialy a retard.

  • just by reading his username im thinking he was droped several times as a baby

  • Pistons go up & down. Crank goes round & round. Coolant keeps it cool, that's why it's called coolant. Oil keeps parts from sticking & breaking. An engine should last longer than several minutes....................Hey­, I'm trying to keep it simple for this guy! Do people really need to PROVE they don't have the slightest what they are doing??//

  • What separate humans from chimpazees is 5% genetic variation.

    In your case it is 0.5%.

  • moron

  • AHHHHHHHHHHH TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFFF!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU DUMBASS!!!

  • O.O dude....... NOT cool...poor mitsu

  • Maybe wouldn't have a coolant leak if u took that funnel out and put the cap on. Watching it on my iPhone and I could see it pouring out. Think dude think!!!

  • its gone dude!!

  • SO, you start ur car after years of it not running with obvious valve slap, rev the engine up and down for 5 minutes... i just don't see the point...

  • Please consider renaming this video to "I AM A DOUCHE AND I HAVE A CAMERA". Thank you in advance.

  • the smoke doesn't mean stop that clatering when you first fired it up ment stop the sound of valves hitting dumb fuck

  • Now me and the mad scientist gotta replace the piston rings you fried.

  • @tienshenhan86 way to jack that from fast and furious 

  • Lol...why oh why do I watch this shit. *sigh* If you place no value on things that most people have to work really hard for, you probably shouldn't own anything. Brat.

  • FUCK ME.. mate how fucking retatrded do you have to be, your timing is up the fuck, fucking coolant and oil leak so your running your engine dry and them split/plain bearings need constant oil

  • why is this not on failblog?

  • -_-

  • i think smoke means stop

  • are you a idiot!!!!

  • hate videos like this----sorry

  • cant believe this guy spend loads of time and money to get impatient and fuck it up

    i have to agree with the guy on here that says you cant fix stupid

  • Everybody knows those are the ball bearing spinning around the crank shaft. Duh!

  • @izzydjinn76 actually there are no ball bearings on a crankshaft at all on the majority of engines.

    there are bearing shells which are not like ball races whatsoever they are basicaly a curved piece of soft metal coated with a layer of hard metal which is why they need constant presurised oil suply or they seize

    and that goes for -big end - main - and cam bearings look it up if you dont believe me i have rebuilt enough to know

  • @TheMisterytour props to you for knowing your stuff, i was testing you as i read along, as at work i get to deal with lovely main and rod bearings all day. the idiots that think these have tapered or roller bearings inside need to take a few classes or actually disassemble their engine first before coming on here like they know what they're talking about.

    cheers!

  • blowing up engines? REDNECK ALERT!!!!

  • ha ha fwd cars lol

  • Looks like a nissan 3000 motor

  • Don't know whats worse damaging you motor by running it in that condition, or posting a video of it on you tube.

  • Why in hell would you keep running that poor engine running sounding like that. And note he says he will add fluids and never does. God dude this post makes me cry.

  • it sounds like a weekwacker

  • Thousands of dollars??? Where did you spend that? Not on that car I hope.

  • wat a fucking idiot

  • I started up my VR4 after 3 years sitting with no storage prep cept stabilizer... Ran like a champ and still does. Changed oil before and 1000miles after tho.

    This sounds like a motor running with no oil....

  • "blowing up my BRAND NEW engine" more like... "confirming that I am a FUCKING RETARD" Way to show a million people that you're gay, and retarded!

  • @supradave87 He is stupid yes but, how do you know he likes dick?

  • @zeppelin67637 makes sense, only stupid fuckers like dick!

  • @szymczyk77 lol um what about your girlfriend?

  • @zeppelin67637 You can tell from the bigger cheeser on his face. lol

  • poor engine :( murder :(

  • IDIOT

  • after sitting for a period of time its a good thing to change the oil an check your other fluids first , but like its been said before , Cant Fix Stupid

  • after a car sits for a period of time its a good thing to change the oil an check your other fluids

  • you did something wrong

  • What a complete idiot

  • lame ...

  • smokin'

  • smokin'

  • what the fuck is this idiot doing?

  • this is mazda?

  • ur a stupid jerk

  • this kids so smart

  • moron...

  • That engine sounded like garbage as soon as you started it, why would you continue to let it run?

  • Since there was a lack of oil pressure and coolant, can I have the car for cheap? I can fix the motor. I can't fix stupid though...

  • ur wter looks like green antifreeze

  • bloody idiot!!

  • what car lol

  • okay...

  • if you r wondering why you have smoke coming from the engine, it might be because your oil cap is open and your reving the engine.. just sayin...

  • @Nitro78410 the oil cap is in the vavle cover smart one!

  • this engine is a pain in the ass and expensive as shit to take care of.... I learned that the hard way

  • Haha I love it when he turns off the engine because his main concern was the coolant leak. Disregard that knocking noise your hear.

  • lmfaoo

  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhh..... she purrrrs like a walrus!!

  • Ever wonder what it sounds like when the valves meet the pistons....

  • what an idiot

  • Junk it

  • What grade oil did you use? Sodium Silicate?

  • @Nomasain olive oil haha

  • Coolant leak is the least of your worries buddy.

  • Please tell me this is fake, and that it was a car you were having fun with before it was sent for scrap, because you would have to be blind and deaf as well as catastrophically stupid to not realise there was something seriously wrong very shortly after the thing started.

  • them motors are junk anyway ive seen three of them blown up in the gt's around where i live

  • soo much for a 3000gt vr4

  • @Studkill this is not a vr4

  • Way to destroy a 3000GT! Proud of you! Next time give it to someone who can put it to good use... like me.

  • thats kinda what a dodge will do off the showroom floor...

  • Brand new engine? Someone sold you a lemon! LOL

  • Here's the thing, you made your first mistake starting the engine with a leak at all. You knew there was something wronge. Your next mistake was continuing to run the engine with the engine tapping. After that, you kep going with it knocking.... You just f*cked up your car again... It's probably thinking "AAWWWW FUCK MY LIFE!!! And my owner..."

  • @frosty9595 yes your right I agree

  • Sounds lik No oil

  • sounds like theres no compression

  • sounds like no oil

  • You were Fucked way before this video was made...

  • the engine sounds like shit

    

  • That looked like SOP for a cash for clunker, Obama destroys another car.

  • Is it supposed to sound like that? It sounds like its full of sand?

  • take them fucking ear rings off fag, are you a girl??

  • @norfolkdash9 how many woman do you see that wear gauges?