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  • 100% agreed.

  • okey guys any explanation why i am broke and making only 7.5 an hour delivering pizza?

    i graduated from public shcool and hade all A's in my 12 grade. went to college got into debt and now broke

  • Because you majored in art history?

  • WHY they don't introduce new subject in schools... religion it's name

  • Was this bum ever funny? "Comedian" infers being funny not just a foul mouthed "angry guy".

  • Notice the audience laughing. And he's not a "bum"; he's the best comedian ever for taking his frustration and making it funny rather than the same old relationship and in-law jokes.

  • What about what Michael Moore suggested with health care. He suggested we look at other countries to see what they are doing and pick up what works.

    We should look at the countries with the top math and science scores and then copy what they're doing.

  • The older I get and the more I learn I see how incredibly on the money Carlin is with this bit. What most people don't get is that George isn't speaking about some vague theory he's put together for a comedy act. This is an agenda that is very real and is in effect and "nobody seems to notice... nobody seems to care". For those of us who are in "the know" lets keep praying more people wake the fuck up.

  • guarantee*

  • Starting around the 3:40 mark he spoke with such passion and truth it actually brought tears to my eyes. George Carlin was the best comedian to ever walk the planet. He is surely missed.

  • "It's called the American dream... because you have to be asleep to believe it."

    What a line.

  • Actually, we learn most of what we need to know from school. However, its laced with such pro-capitalist, pro-American way propaganda that people that it muddies our thought. If we could get by our emotional attachments and actually think critically we might be able to improve. Sadly, what we have id hypocrisy and scapegoating - blaming others and criticizing them for problems we create. If you buy into America uncritically, then don't whine when it doesn't work well. Take responsibility.

  • Government controlling education is the problem. Why isn't it on the market? I guarentee there would be a lot smarter individuals if educations was market controlled.

  • Well...its spelled "guarantee." Next question, who controls the US government? Answer: large businesses. So in effect "markets" do control the education. It is clear that allowing markets to control will not always result is what is best for human beings. The quicker you get off the ideology that you've been trained to believe in the business controlled education system, the better off we'll all be.

  • How are we gonna do that? Socialism? lol

  • We already have socialism...any government service including public schools, police, garbage collection, public roads, the military, etc. - thats all socialism

  • A capitalist society is why you and I are here today. So what do you suggest?

  • No...I am here because my parents had sex...I am subject to a capitalist society...that being said, I'm not opposed to capitalism, but clearly the system we have now needs modification.

  • Guess what, public schools are for paid by taxes. They are goverment controlled as well as government regulated. Education is controlled primarily by the government.

  • Guess what, the two major parties we continually vote for are funded by large corporations who "donate" and provide free advertisement in the form of "news" in exchange for lobbyists...true government controls education, but business controls government...thus business controls education by making tests, providing curriculum and "standards," and by enouraging government not to fund schools who don't comply.

  • Coroporations don't have direct control over education but they certainly have an influence. If you really believe that corporations control everything in America you are sad.

  • Actually, I'm not sad - I'm pretty happy. But yes, I do think that businesses have more influences in the country than any other entity. You can use your little ad hominem, but it doesn't present any discussion worth looking at.

  • The Greatest!!!

  • Sounds like Carlin is talking about Time Warner Cable. :)

  • i became a george carlin fan too late to realise him what he is actually worth :(

  • THere you got the most intelligent man I have ever met.. God Bless you George!.. I hope you can see us in the future and feel proud of us the ones that heard you and did something about it xoxoxoxo

  • george, you have gone too soon , we still need you here to explain things we really need to know in the best possible way ,your way i mean ,we are missing you big time ,god bless you .

  • Yes, if God is there. Whatever the case, he knows now (maybe). :D

  • Maybe things will just have get truly bad before those who have some type of intelligence might decide that it's time for a new type of govenment. I wouldn't worry too much though, life is cyclical, new governments die and are recreated all the time.

    Same goes for social and cultural systems, economic systems and what have you. Those who are wealthy will one day go too far, and those at the bottom will rise up and overthrow them. Then the enslaved will become the enslaver. That's life...

  • I love George Carlin. He always spoke the truth with such conviction.

  • RIP George. You were the most down to earth comedians to ever exist. Your ability to see through the cloud of bullshit thats being forced on people is astounding. May I see you again after this life.

  • Fuck, he's right. My Wife is a teacher, and when state budget is late, etc; Know what ALWAYS gets cut FIRST, education.

  • this video should have 300 million views.

  • That was straight-up gospel by the late, great George Carlin. One of the truest things I've ever heard.

    RIP

  • "They want your retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street."

    With the Wall Street bailout in full force and all the media outlets nitpicking the fine, insignificant details about why it's a good or bad idea, we've lost sight of the big picture. But that quote up there sums it up pretty well.

  • Hey George, what you said, it's all comming true... hey George...George? ... oh fuck...he died too soon, too soon

  • you were purely the best george, thank you for telling us the truth and you've said it in the best possible way ,rest in peace george & god bless

  • Amen George!

  • I went to the theater and saw I.O.U.S.A. and that was their main focus at the end of the film, was cutting back social security.

  • That movie was financed by some very powerful people. The fact is the debt isn't caused by the average american, it's caused by politicians and too much subsidies and defense spendings, or too many bailouts. The movie, while right that the debt is a serious problem, says the solution is to hurt the people who were innocent of the crime in the first place! The debt isn't the problem, it's the system.

  • Debt is created as soon as the bank creates the dollar out of "thin air" and exchanges it for bonds that the government provides to it instead. As long as you have a single dollar created then an amount of debt is created as well. And how do you pay for this debt? You ask for a loan as a govenment/state from the same national banking insitution and so money is being created together with debt in a never ending growing curve. So do you realize how the system feeds itself?

  • I think I do, I don't know why you mentioned this. If anything my strength is finance. While the system feeds on itself, it can only work if there is economic growth. But the debt is increasing far faster than GDP, and it's also very very big. But like I said, debt in itself isn't the final problem and solution.

  • I was trying to reply to another comment but what i wrote was posted here like an independent post... Anyway how do you define economic growth? Don't you thing that economic growth for some means poverty for some others and vice versa? Money floats around because of debt. Tomorrow if all debt of the world is magicly paid the currency itself as well as all the banking system will colapse.Debt is the means used by these people to control nations and governments. Not a final problem, just a trick.

  • wake up people we are all living in a dictatorship people who we have never seen or spoke with are making decisions for the rest of the population that my friends is a dictatorship

  • Rest in peace, George.

  • Amen George, Amen

  • The truth, the whole truth and (unfortunately for the majority of us relative to American Education and American Reality) nothing but the truth! It is sad that he is gone since this medium was for the longest time while in his hands the most emphatic and truthful modicum of free and creative thinking and performance.

  • People you better listen to what G.Carlin is saying.

  • Ohhh George, I miss your genius. Rest in peace my friend.

  • "They give a fuck about you. They don't care about you at all"

    This video is so true and spot on. You told us the truth and didn't fuck around about George, that's what made you so great.

    Rest In Peace, George Carlin - you fucking legend. You may be gone but you definitely won't be forgotten.

  • "They don't give a fuck about you. They don't care about you at all"

    This video is so true and spot on. You told us the truth and didn't fuck around about George, that's what made you so great.

    Rest In Peace, George Carlin - you fucking legend. You may be gone but you definitely won't be forgotten.

  • Frankly, on a critical point Carlin is right. The problem with this country is its owners. But that actually means the voters and the consumers, and quite frankly, the entire demographic of Carlin's fan base. Mostly a bunch of people who don't vote, don't know the names of their congressman or senator, couldn't tell you who their mayor is, etc. People who just magically expect government to do what they want while sitting on their ass, watching youtube, and bitching that no one listens.

  • cia fbi those are gangs ...the real killas....its like if someone messses with ur family what do u do u wannaget those people..now the usa does that but its not family its to show who the real killas are..u mess with anyone usa steps in and showsup..tpporve there thre real killas there themost powerful..ushouldfear them..fuckthat u want peace?? me to ucant have peace untill u clean up with dirt beeochoes..weed is illegal but beer is legal...last time i checked weed didnt kill anyone

  • You know the education failure he was talking about in the video? You are a prime example. Learn to type a coherent thought for fucking crying out loud.

  • ur all jumping on the fact americans know nothing.good for u .ur now justdum as u think dumb americans are.hate something u will never do anything about,gd for u.u kno in the 60s 70s even fuckin 90s there were riots..now urfucking cowared down in front of them....theres no law to pay social security. ur aware it was for ww2andthatthey never endingthefunding of ww2..u have to be asleep 2 belive it....u have to be fucking sleeping to belive in the american dream.rip u 1of the last real mofo left

  • he is excellent ,he is telling the truth ,may god bless him & rest in peace george .

  • Go back to bed America.

    You're government figured it all out.

    Please don't have an opinion and believe the illusion called LEFT/RIGHT, Democrat or Republican.

    Don't Unite and fight your corporate media/government but be Divided so WE the Government can conquer and manipulate your mind and soul.

  • Total truth, they want to keep America stupid &its not hard to do...want proof?: American Gladiators is back on TV for Christ-sake! American Idol, Dancing competitions, infomercials, super-shitty dumb movies, cheap alcohol, fake controversies & the overwhelming message to spend, spend, spend. Bloated, stupid morons voting for 2 puppets held by the same ultra-corrupt blood-soaked hands.

  • Bravo! Great comment Childhoof. I couldn't have written this any better.

  • You've got that right. I'm sick & tired of all these reality shows. It was cool when they first came out. But now, too many of them are just stupid. Television is surely dead.

  • This made my arms tingle.

  • wow he makes really good points

  • This is great.

  • talk about the real owners george!!they own us..

  • he's good, i find him more a preacher then a comedian though.

  • He preached his philosophy through comedy.

  • Correction: he preached the truth through comedy.

  • Do you think George May have had something to do with making Zeitgeistmove(.)com? He was an atheist, and this is one of the points they make in the movie.

    People need to challenge the public school system, and set up charter schools or something to provide a better education for children. Search here on Youtube for 20/20 stupid in america. It's a look at the public education system.

  • Brilliant, absolutely brilliant - his light will be missed. God Bless You, George.

  • Could not agree more and i consider myself a republican , I loved George from the first time im heard him since i was like 8. He is absolutely correct all they do is lower the passing rate. im from Texas and our education system is pathetic, and our country is slipping down hill our generation will make or break it. I pray you will all step up and make change.

  • Love you George - and we're comimg for the fascist illuminati!

  • Thanks for the laughs, insight and wisdom!

    R.I.P

  • So, so true. All of it.

  • what dvd is this on?

  • The show from 2005 i think. Can't remember the name actually, but it's 2005 i think :)

  • wow. this brotha was deep. i never was a big fan of his. just never really followed his work, but this shit is prophetic. R.I.P.

  • Carlin believed that things like classical music and art were just reminders of how great civilization could have been and that human civilization didn't really exist... except in this delusional consumer driven pathetic existance we call "mankind". He was right.

  • There are more people awake than anyone realizes. rip george...

  • damn we lost one of the best, thanks for all your insight George...

  • Brilliant.

  • RIP George, you were RIGHT on the money, as always. Thank you...

  • GC I love you and always have.. RIP

    You enlightened me... you will be missed! XXX

  • Here's a different slant on self-interest: I am supremely interested in self. Who am I? What am I? What is good for me? Initiating force against others, cercion, and fraud are bad things for me to do because then people don't like me and I am not having a good time. It's called rational self-interest. So, I put my energy into producing useful stuff for others so that folks think well of me and I exist joyfully, relaxed, and blissfully. The problem is not "out there," I am responsible!

  • RIP, and thanks for everything! We'll miss you down here...

  • He said it like it is without mincing words! We've lost a great guy! RIP George!

  • RIP... Thanks for posting...

    PEACE :)(:

  • Rest in Peace George. You tried to warn s, with your last breaths.

    5/12/1937-6/22/2008

    You will be missed, one of my heroes.

    -Y-

    :''(

  • RIP iamthewitnessdotcom

  • R.I.P.

  • PURE GENIUS

    You will always be in our hearts George!

  • Carlin died exactly a year to the day after one of his clips called "Who owns you Americans?" was put on YouTube. In that clip, he made explicit accusations and named a lot of very powerful individuals.

  • these rich cocksuckers dont give a fuck about you -george carlin

  • RIP man, RIP ...you we're simply the best.

  • RIP, George!!!

  • NOW LET"S GET TO WORK, You know what to do, fight the nwo.

  • Goodnight, sweet prince.

  • Brilliant man, we will miss you George :(.

  • RIP

  • First Tim Russert, now this. Tim and George were total ends of the spectrum: HA! George, I'm sure St. Pete and the Big Guy will wink and look the other way when you bring your act to heaven. And somebody we'll all be together again, miraculously every one of us getting front-row seats! RIP, buddy.

  • I know you've got good intentions, but I suspect George's sentiments would have been something like "FU!!! This is it baby, enjoy it now, cause this is it! When it's over, it's over. There's no stage in the sky."

  • George, you shaped my views of the world in such an honestly warped way. I thank you for it and will always hold you on high as the best voice of the people in the last 30 years.

  • THANKS GEORGE for taking a serious problem and making it funny. also for trying to wake up the unaware.  YOU WILL BE MISSED.

    RIP

  • HE SPOKE THE TRUTH...ALWAYS

  • Sad but true.

    Do you know how many third world countries have done better in standardised tests than the US? A lot.

  • George was right, the controller's of this society don't want critical thinkers, people who can think for themselves, they want slaves. Drones that will do what they are told.

    Fortunately, we are co-creators in this life and can help and make a better world if we remain awake enough.

    Thanks to this brilliant man; RIP.

  • Carlin died a year to the day after a clip called "Who owns you Americans?" was put on YouTube.

  • i noticed of late he was talking against the owners,,basically talking about nwo,zionist international bankers,,,,,i though to myself he better be careful or he is going to be shut up,,,,hmmmmmmm

  • RIP George. You will be missed. It is now a call to the new generation of comedians to entertain an audience while informing them with the truth. I guess you can already cut Dane Cook from that list.

  • Greatest comedian of all time period

  • What a brilliant guy, his kind will be sorely missed here...

    Go Well Sir ...

  • Anybody who speaks the truth from their heart will be sorely missed.

    Way to go, George.

  • I think he was over-rated because the liberals in the media, who get to decide minor things, like which celebrities to venerate (while the corporate owners dictate the editorial policies on things which actually matter), thought he was one of them. Clearly, he was no liberal, but rather something a trifle more sophisticated. Of course, liberals are basically just Republicans who smile more. 1964 was the last election that really mattered, and the wrong guy won it, alas.

  • Here's to a very funny man who brought much needed comic relief, cheers George.

  • Do you notice the set are tombstones? Right on the money.

  • Look how tired and old he looks here. Oh George.

  • RIP George. Your poignant view of life provided the world and myself with plenty of laughs. I think George knew his was on the way out, cause he's known this stuff for quite awhile I believe.

  • Sad to hear a great mind has passed away. I had just watched this video on here Friday night and was just thinking how great he has been for so many years.

    George we will miss you!

  • My hero has just passed away. George Carlin has just passed away.

  • he really is a rare genius

  • hello

    people just listen to this but do nothing. individual action bypasses the politicians.

    Your best vote in 2008 and every year is how and with whom you spedn your next dollar.

    dont give them you money. opt int o your own plan. dont buy a new car till is fuel efficient. put off on the new mobile phone till thye donet casue tumours, look for reall alternative health. make sure you have a plan b, camping stove, alcohol to brun in it ,led torches camping gear, etc

  • hes great

  • "It's called the American Dream, cuz you have to be asleep to believe it"

  • Best stand up material...Ever!

  • My "American Dream" has turned into a nightmare. Am I the only one?

  • George Carlin -- I challenge you to read Your Child's Strengths by Jenifer Fox. She has real answers to turn around education in this country. Take a look at her video that I posted. Two words: Jenifer Fox

  • read John Taylor Gatto's books, the man knows the educational system as few do, 2 times teacher of the year in NY, he provides answers to the dumbed down system which the people fund with their hard owned money

  • Watch Ring of Power on Google Video to see how elite families have dominated us economically and politically since the American Revolution by funding every side of every war, every side of the political partys and every channell on your tv and then reaping the profits. Free your mind, turn off your tv.

    These guys planned 9-11. Only the free flow of truth will bring these people down. 51% of the worlds wealth (land, gold, stock, cash, tangible assets) are in these peoples hands now.

  • A burning "circle" of hardened cheaters now own all of us on the surface of this planet. Little by little they have risen to the top of every nation and now rule over billions of people who have been reduced into sheep, impoverished beings who "work more to get poorer".Its a trap. They keep the profits and dish out poverty as if it was Manna fallen from Heaven in the Desert of Sinai. The "circle" thinks for us and rule over 95% of the world population. They enjoy Happiness on our behalf.

  • It doesn't get closer to the truth than this. Time to wake up America.

    RP..08

    Peace AFTER the Revolution

    RundoeTX

  • i wonder if Carlin has seen Zeitgeist

  • Fake motherfucker, he's not really standing on top of a building!

  • Yes this man is truth

  • One of the biggest problems is we are buying into the idea of debt that enslaves us, so we don't have time to notice or put up a fight. Please read "Take Back Your Time" by John De Graaf.

    You need to understand how the political system actually works. Most of the decisions are made before you go to the polls, so learn how to be one of the people that influences who you even get to vote for

    alternativeconservative(.)com/­caucus

  • "The Journal of 9/11 Studies is a peer-reviewed, open-access, electronic-only journal"

    LOL! No, it's not. It's Steven Jones' website. You can't post your own paper to your own website, have your friends look at it and call it peer-reviewed.

  • has anyone ever seen hamsters run on a wheel?

    they run but go nowhere at the same time

    We are doing the exact same thing metaphorically speaking

  • Carlin is my hero!! Not only is he a genius, but he has the balls to get in front of millions of sleeping Americans and say "you're all fucking morons"!!!!

  • Imagine a hobo on this street giving this rant. Would any one pay him any attention? Thats why I love this guy.

  • I believe a revolution needs to occur or else we are all going to head into a form of government where people have no say in it whatsoever where schools come down and bars go up, drunks wander the street aimlessly and drive their cars into orphanages, animal shelters, residencies, churches. Politicians are put here to install the idea of security, that we have a say in it. We don't, Carlin's right. They own us... It is a cycle where we need them and vice versa. Yet they have the power, we don't.

  • The government wants people to produce. Run the machines, do the paper work, and not be capable of critical thinking. They do soak up social security, dispense shittier hours, reduce the benefits, and acquire more taxes over the years. Taxes contribute to certain things like infrastructure. Yet, we sit here and drive over potholes that cause us to hand out more money to get that repaired. Bridges collapse, buildings are built faulty. Why? They take loads of money for taxes...NOTHING gets fixed.

  • Precisely. George Carlin is not obtuse about how fucking competitive and controlling our government is. Doug Stanhope, another comedian, said something similar to what Carlin was saying. Something along the lines of "The main reason why pharmacists get the green light on these obscured medicines is because the government wants one thing: production. So long as the medicine makes people produce, it's fine." It is true.

  • Apathy is what's destroying our nation.

  • i agree...GEORGE CARLIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • george carlin should be president :)

  • I like this guy. Hes telling the TRUTH in funny ways and people can laugh about it.

  • Have you heard of Bill Hicks?

  • fantastic video. George knows how to speak the truth! everytime he uses the "F" word it cracks me up.

  • good comment but its fuck not the "f word"

  • Great!!!

  • too bad we need a comedian to spell this out for us

  • Soooo fukin funny back in the day I was like,"George is goin to hell." NOW I think he's top of Peter's list? ROFL

  • george carlin for president

  • Do remember, oh remember

    The eleventh of September

    The fascists' treason and plot

    I know of no reason

    Why this neocon treason

    Should ever be forgot...

  • Do yourself a favour and look up Operation Ajax. The arrogance of America and Britain has come back to bite them..... hard. Ron Paul says if you leave these people alone they will leave you alone. Is that too hard to understand?

  • awsome

  • greatest speech by george carlin. just as i feel. gravel08!

  • Time to support Ron Paul..or haven't you had enough yet ??

  • Interesting observation, if I do say so myself...George Carlin is blatantly speaking about evil corporations who own everything. He is saying this on HBO, a successful piece of the Time Warner machine that owns thousands of different news/media outlets, including that corrupt news network CNN! It kindda saddens me to think about such a thing, but oh well...

  • This guy is the truth. It's really sad because the thing that always bugged me about this country,(and I'm saying this as a black american) is that we always seem to vote for people that are already in this so called "house" they talk about rather than voting for a decent, honest ordinary american that is for the people. It just sucks

  • More choice and competition in American schools!

  • Government Monopoly=US School System

  • Damn HBO for taking the whole vid parts off here. Oh well they gotta make their FUCKING MONEY some how.

  • And so does George Carlin, lol.

  • Whats also sad is that so many people think they know anything about politics, history and philosophy, fall into old collectivist ways and think some mainstream Democrat or Republican is going to turn the country around.

    Change doesn't come out of nowhere in the form of an Illinois Senator or anyone else. It starts with you, breaking the bonds of indoctrination and having a burning desire to be how nature intended you: free and independent.

  • Especially when that Illinois Senator is just another pre-approved, ruling elite stooge. I used to laugh at conspiracy theorists and people who talked about the ruling class until I learned that the Federal Reserve is a private bank started by J.D. Rockefeller and J.P. Morgan and that the Rockefeller family is worth TRILLIONS of dollars and controls the Council on Foreign Relations, the Trilateral Commission and much, much more. To steal from "The Matrix", it's time to take the red pill, people.

  • It's sad you didn't get it.

  • Comics have been political commentators since the beginning of time. And in fact I found it very funny... because if you don't laugh at the tragedy of the situation, what is your alternative.