One of the funniest things in SNL history was before the show that aired right after 9/11, on 9/15, Lorne Michaels asked the mayor if they should do the show at all, and when the mayor said yes, Lorne asked, "should we be funny though?" Giuliani responded by asking "Why start now?" lol God I love NY.....
Rob thinks that IGNORING THE FEDERAL IMMIGRATION LAW is OK. Let me ask your stupid ass one thing. Who gave you the authority to question federal law asshole? That's all that the AZ bill is going to enforce. If you are pulled over, detained, and have NO PROOF that you are a citizen of the US, then why is it a BAD thing to ask if you're a citizen??? Arizona has a BIG problem with illegal immigration, and we have to pay for it's impacts on OUR economy. Live here for a week asshole, and OBSERVE!!!
Rob Schneider is a super pussy dickhead. He's one of those wannabe hollywood cock suckers that thinks that Arizona's SB1070 bill means racial profiling, and that ALL Mexicans are fucked. That's bullshit. I'm an Arizona Latino, and I think that Rob is a total retard when it comes to this bill. READ THE FUCKING BILL ASSHOLE!!! It's only 19 pages. You come on Loveline spewing your "hatred" towards Arizona, and think nothing of your fans here, or the drug and gang violence here. Eat shit asshole!!
Rob Schneider is my uncle!!! Suck on that Jk but ya I'm happy to have a uncle as great and funny as him!!!
joshbmx15 2 weeks ago
@jake110118 DEUCE BIGALOW MALE GIGOLO! :D
originaltamil 1 month ago
2:44 Drew Carey
TheGodito8 1 month ago
Jimmy Kimmel blah blah blah not funny.
rockel1986 1 month ago
america's favorite fake immigrant?
blitzer1110 1 month ago
the man who would be nothing without adam sandler
TheGreggiraldo 2 months ago
Jimmy Kimmel & Derp dee Derp roast Hugh Hefner.
AlfonsM 4 months ago
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Hef dumps women when they turn 20.
halcyon0830 4 months ago
does anyone know if his 2011 stand up comedy is good going this saturday to see him
jesse07civicsi 4 months ago
good joke about god, though i wish Hef told him neither he could get him laid.
akiddnamedalex 5 months ago
kimmel was being way to smart. too anoying for my taste
fastmilion 5 months ago
Rob Schneider is- a stapler
Aaron97oD 6 months ago
@Aaron97oD rated pg 13
ChrisTheEnigma 3 months ago
LOL 2ND RATE CELEBRITY HE SO BAD HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
ayocisc0 6 months ago
love this
sofndfkj 7 months ago
pair of idiots, hef needs to knock them out immediately !
texaspete66 8 months ago
who is this idiot ? hef should knock him out immediately !!
texaspete66 8 months ago
rob schneider is a carrot
shutthefuckuploser 8 months ago
rob pimpn bitchs
skunkymmanz 8 months ago
ron schinder was normal guy until one day he did hugh hefners roast rob schinder is the roast rated pg derp derp derp
dojOdRiFTeR 8 months ago
We suck again!!!!!!!!!
extranosito 9 months ago
you gotta love 3:43 F Jackie
Cyclonus84 9 months ago
Thumbs up to Rob for this, and i love his character in "50 1st Dates."
gioted24 9 months ago
Rob Schneider is.....the stapler! rated peegee 13
derp dee derp
squeezeslemons 9 months ago
sexy stephie heinrich 0:45
latinstud09 10 months ago
derp tee derp ta teetali derp
Jordiw00t 10 months ago
Who is that at 1:21?
MrAlexicology 11 months ago
@MrAlexicology the girl from american pie. tara reids friend. the one that asks her if shes ever clicked her mouse...
latinstud09 10 months ago
Every time I think of Rob Schneider. I think of south park with "Rob Schneider is now a carrot"
aknapton06 11 months ago 7
jimmy <3
amirrox 11 months ago
who cares whether or not those gold diggers like the sex, so much botox they can't even feel it
74917 11 months ago
Rob Schneider is a great actor ,fuck the haters ...thums up
TranceInstrukt 1 year ago 15
@TranceInstrukt true dat!
b4ss3 9 months ago
check otu my profile i have a picture with him
kkksw1ss 1 year ago
One of the funniest things in SNL history was before the show that aired right after 9/11, on 9/15, Lorne Michaels asked the mayor if they should do the show at all, and when the mayor said yes, Lorne asked, "should we be funny though?" Giuliani responded by asking "Why start now?" lol God I love NY.....
JustinLB82 1 year ago
why doesnt anyone ever post the nice thing dick gregory said about hugh hefner.
sirdaveysockrocker 1 year ago
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Jimmy Kimmel is Douchebag
2408840 1 year ago
has any celebrity been ofended and left the show?
mansitopinta 1 year ago
@mansitopinta well carrot top almost walked out, but im not really sured if any 1 has walked out
wsgchopper 1 year ago
he got laid that night for sure
requshei 1 year ago 2
c'mon guys ..Rob Schneider 's funny !!!
MOHITMASTIWALA 1 year ago 5
THATS A HUGE BITCH!!!
MRsikrim 1 year ago 2
you cannnnn dooo ittt!
Weslo2 1 year ago
rob just seemed a bit unprepared. like he didn't wanna be there or somethin
boglemeaster 1 year ago
@boglemeaster It was weeks after 9/11, everyone in NY was just trying to be normal. He did great.
JustinLB82 1 year ago
Rob Schneider is a carrot !
ThePurpleScrotum 1 year ago 4
the only funny thing about rob that is funny is that his hairline is so far back you could land a plane on his forhead
kodi665 1 year ago
el mejor
zozim11 1 year ago
C'mon everyone Rob Schneider is Funny. He was in that film, that movie, and that other thing that nobody liked.
AmericaJustin 1 year ago 77
@AmericaJustin HE CAN DOOOOO IT!
AnimationPlantation 7 months ago
@AmericaJustin Dont you find grown ups funny
Aaron97oD 6 months ago
@Aaron97oD
Not and Neither did alot of People.
AmericaJustin 6 months ago
@AmericaJustin Oh cause the guy from king of queens makes me laugh and when they piss in the pool and it turns blue
Aaron97oD 6 months ago
gj fjgjfgkfgnjfgnkflgnj
EC2CREW100 1 year ago 4
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Xjnate, get your head out of your ass.
jtre1 1 year ago
hahah, rob rules!
barryhorne10 1 year ago 5
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Rob thinks that IGNORING THE FEDERAL IMMIGRATION LAW is OK. Let me ask your stupid ass one thing. Who gave you the authority to question federal law asshole? That's all that the AZ bill is going to enforce. If you are pulled over, detained, and have NO PROOF that you are a citizen of the US, then why is it a BAD thing to ask if you're a citizen??? Arizona has a BIG problem with illegal immigration, and we have to pay for it's impacts on OUR economy. Live here for a week asshole, and OBSERVE!!!
xjnate5150 1 year ago
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Rob Schneider is a super pussy dickhead. He's one of those wannabe hollywood cock suckers that thinks that Arizona's SB1070 bill means racial profiling, and that ALL Mexicans are fucked. That's bullshit. I'm an Arizona Latino, and I think that Rob is a total retard when it comes to this bill. READ THE FUCKING BILL ASSHOLE!!! It's only 19 pages. You come on Loveline spewing your "hatred" towards Arizona, and think nothing of your fans here, or the drug and gang violence here. Eat shit asshole!!
xjnate5150 1 year ago
@xjnate5150 no one fucking cares
gunsnNhellsing 1 year ago
hugh hefner is a god
basketball201120 1 year ago 3
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StvMrks 1 year ago
3:27 looks like Diane Farr
StvMrks 1 year ago
when was the roast i dont rmmber c ing this on comedy central
insanelygr8hair 1 year ago
Who's that cute girl at 3:27?
HectorJW2007 1 year ago
@HectorJW2007 Diane Farr
WalkenTheWalk 1 year ago
Kimmels look glued
Aphera1 2 years ago
Natasha Lyonne ?
StvMrks 2 years ago
who's the blonde at 1:21? TIA.
Ryancuasay 2 years ago
wat years is this from???
ashleylucas 2 years ago
2001
matthaufan97 2 years ago