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  • "I'm...mostly innocent..."

    lawl dude you gotta work on your excuses

  • this mission's theme song /watch?v=oTR-VRztw5E

  • sex gameplay: oh shit its inverted!

  • Good walkthrough... but, seriously, why the hell are the videos so short? >.<

  • @imaginaryxmoshi its cuz he does it mission by mission which i sort of like more than his walkthrough on assassin's creed 1 which always used to make another part between missions

  • -A minute is all i need!

    -Indeed!

    -Oh, wait!That came out wrong! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA­H!

  • I lol'd when it told you to press a button to "interact" :P

  • I think the worst part about this game is when your mom is watching this with you...

  • I wonder if the team noticed that Desmond got erect, while reliving the night - lol

  • getting biddies

  • 3:00 Dude they're not chasing you anymore!!! You don't have to hide! JEEZ!

  • Desmond must of loved living that

  • cristina is a facking hore.

  • awwwwwwww Ezioooo!!!! ahhhhh... use your hidden blade... xD

  • Tap Y for sexual intercourse ;3

  • @ZombiexKitteh You laugh at your own jokes?

  • pause at 1:52 LOL

  • Got chased by guards?

    Doesn't matter had sex.

  • i used to jump like that but then i took an arrow at the knee

  • press Y to insert dick

  • oh EZIO FACK ME FACK ME

  • I just got a Boner....

  • and that dear children is how babies are made, by pressing buttons.

  • cristina vespucci - bestpussy

  • Dam!! He is not an assassin or he is not trained and he can jump from buildings and climb like monkey!!

  • @NitrogamerT

    He was trained by his father and brother, but he didn't know why.^^

  • ezio xxx with chistaina ah

  • I watch this video with 3D , O yeah !

  • desmond gets free porn

  • "oh wait ...eh... that came out wrong" lol

  • for the 20 people that disliked this video i think you might wanna check out what the guy says at 2:18

  • So I just bought this game and just started playing today, when I get to this part and suddenly ALL the adults come upstairs so now I've had the game on pause for over 2 hours x) ffffff--

  • @Kataclysm03 Beeen there.

  • wow... uncle ezio... even think of closing the windows before undressing a girl?

  • a minute is all i need...wait that came out wrong...

  • to enter in tight spaces press "circule" to slide!!

  • press Y to insert your p.......

  • so does this mean desmond just learned how to screw?

  • press y to insert dick

  • is desmond watching the memories or is his conscious in ezio body

  • @andrewusa14

    He's reliving his ancestor's memories. Like he transformed into them while their ancestor still being in control, it's fairly weird to explain sorry. It's like both of them are there. That's why you can get a 100% sync or only 50% on some missions. You can do it like your ancestors did, or take an easier way out for only completion of mission versus overall completion of game.

  • How does Ezio hav sache a skills

  • lmao press Y to fuck

  • i wish i couldve banged ezio.

  • @DGsChann she want easy! when ezio first met her she rejected him...he had to beat up a guy who almost raped her to get her attention :D

  • escape the cops = get 100 bucks

    italy ftw

  • oh wait that came out wrong

    NO KIDDING!XD

  • This is why I want a son and not a daughter.

  • fuck my parents don't let me buy the game for this reason

  • @obiwamo Your parents are retrogrades.

  • wait... if hes going back in time and takes the life of his ancestor... does that mean hes "interacting" his "great-great-great-great-great grandmother...?"

  • @unknownykool he isn't going back in time, he is viewing the memories of his ancestor, the game just let's you control the memories

  • Anyone got subtitles on this? I would have loved to understand what he was shouting when he jumped out the window!!!

  • I'm sorry to get off topic here... Or on topic I'm not sure? But does Federico have a girlfriend? Or lover I should say? He looks jealous or just sounds really grumpy. But he is so cute☺😍. But my heart has been taken away by Altair. Sorry😖

  • 0:19 IM BATMAN

  • Y is the head button, and B is the empty hand button... Ubisoft, you sly bastards...

  • 1:05 Kinda based on Romeo and Juliet don't you think?

  • 2:16 is like my life right there

  • im mostly innosent lol

  • so how the hell did he learn to climb so well o.0

  • @9627122 He's born an assassin. he got da skills

  • @MrKakaokat but he dosent know he's n assassin yet

  • she looks different from the brotherhood

  • press Y to insert dick. XD

    

  • @waterwolf4 LMAO

  • @waterwolf4 Now I can die happy! xD

  • @waterwolf4 hahaha when i first clicked on the next video i saw ur comment that instant and cracked up laughing haha

  • @waterwolf4 NO! press Y to fuck his mouth

  • the window is open........oh well

  • press y to INTERACT!!!

  • This guy is the worst AC player on youtube

  • so I just need to press Y to kiss a girl? k I'll use it some day.

  • His voice sounded like Niko Bellic from GTA IV. Do you noticed it?

  • WHY DID YOU PRESS Y ???? :D

  • you better hide yo wives and hide yo kids

  • interactive sex!!!

  • christina!  what the hell !?

  • I"ll kill you!! Ezio:No No that's not necesery..hahah xDDD

  • i thoufgt of a joke but idk how many 7-year old's would be watching this...

  • @ToaLewa6  lol just say it!

  • imagine if real life was like that...

  • @Mattie61495448553 shut it dick hole no one cares

  • Press Y to insert dick.

  • @sozati70 hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahha­hahahahahhhahahhahhahahahhahha­hahhahahhhahahahhahahahhhahaha­hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha­hahahhhahahhahhahahahhahhahahh­ahahhhahahahhahahahhhahahahaha­hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha­hahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha­hhhahahhahhahahahhahhahahhahah­hhahahahhahahahhhahahahahahaha­hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahh­ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhha­hahhahhahahahhahhahahhahahhhah­ahahhahahahhhahahahahahahhahah­ahahhahaha

  • @astitvanigam PRESS Y 2 "COMMIT SUICIDE"!!

  • remember ezio, as jack black said - fuck her gently ;)

  • wait wait wait wait.. the candles are far away and he can extinguish it..

  • This scene could get really dicky if they shows off the boobs( and probably, the V )

  • i'm italian and the italian pronunce of english men is terrible :S

  • @NonSoCheCosaScrivere yee i've heard that alot lol.. why can'T they just hire real italian people? :D

  • @david1550123 i don't know! :(

  • Press Y  to fuck her.

  • 0:25 Assassin's Creed Historic Moment: Ezio's first Leap of Faith.

  • AC2: Ezio goes to the girl

    ACB: The girl goes to Ezio while he's taking a bath

  • @Clinthox521 And the world just keeps getting beter :)

  • Its really not need of violence.Maww im mostly innocent xD

  • that bitch just got LAID

  • I want to be her :(

  • @Carolinistico WTF! :O

  • @Carolinistico LOL AND I WANT TO BE HIM!

  • frederico : ezio ? I thought you were going to christina's ?

    ezio : wait, Im synchronizing this viewpoint C=

    frederico : O_o

  • its really nice to see the hole christina history in brotherhood

  • 1:58 I see: it was a long minute...xD

  • I never really knew Ezio was Italiano.

  • gee they take "interacting" WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY­YYYYY to far

  • oh they r interacting all right...

  • "she just wanted sum help wit sumtings" imma save dat for when im jump out my neighbours window when they catch me wit there daughter XD

  • @darien613 Don't forget the "...And mostly innocent things!" xD This game is FULL of epic scenes like: "You should find an outlet" "I have plenty of outlets" "I meant besides vaginas". And also when sister Teodora talks to him in the Carnivale: "Men's heart grow hard in our hands" Ezio: "Amongst other things I'm sure..."

  • This is messed up in ps3. I didn't do action fast lol

  • Ezio,you dawg...lol

  • damn it shows nothing but the back of her while ya strip her i thought this was m rated

  • @maxman1244 did u play Brotherhood?

  • Etzio has good taste

  • button sex. i see...

  • 1:40 Hot Coffee

  • Bellisimo!!!

  • Ezio might as well as say "There's no need for violence, I just fucked your daughter, no biggie".

  • i think desmond got a bonor lol

  • O.O

  • why in assassins creed 2 he knows Cristina but in assassins creed brotherhood he doesn't ? and walks up and asks her who she is?

  • @FlyingAce1016 no i think that at the brotherhood it's a memory of christina from when they met but it should had show it at the assassins creed 2 and not start it after they met

  • "You have me confused with someone else.She need help with...some things. I'm mostly innocent" Nice one Ezio! =D

  • I love Ezio's excuses while he's escaping!

  • get it on Ezio lol

  • @Junokaan, haha would be fun.

    @pat5168, I can't agree. I like Rosa more than Caterina or Christina.

  • Caterina was much hotter.

  • Press Y to insert dick.

  • hehehe very good

  • An interactive porno...

  • That CAME out wrong.

  • "May i come in?"

    "Fine but only for a minute"

    "A minute is all i need "

    "Indeed."

    "Wa..wait...." XD!!

  • @279dns he said..Wait that came out wrong xD

  • 1:32 imagine what the controls would be if this game was for the wii ;)

  • @worrmiesroo Kinect(:

  • @worrmiesroo

    Or imagine xbox kinect.

  • Fine, but only a minute.

    A minute is all i need.

    Indeed.

    Wait... maybe i'm wrong

    lmao

  • I KILL YOU XD

  • "She needed some help..... with.. some things...."

    Like what Ezio? XD

  • "only a minute"

    "a minute is all I need"

    "indeed"

    is that a good thing or a bad thing

  • 2:00 O_O

  • Press B. B for Bow chika Bow wow!

  • @Jacobi4186 spam and havent i seen this comment before

  • 2:27 DO A BARREL ROLL :D

  • @MultiBoyah miss that damn button next time

  • cristinas ovaries= BOOM

  • he's climbing in yo windows, he's snatching your people up~

  • @vmknejifan hide you kids hide yo wife

  • "A minute is all I need." LoL, Speedy Gonzalez strikes again! ;)

  • I kill you¡¡ (Reminds me of Achmed The Dead Terrorist)

  • Press Y for double penetration

  • she dies lol

  • I think ezio forget to take his pants of ??? Therefor it was not sex

  • 2:32 O CRAP O CRAP O CRAP

  • Fucked her with the window open...... Gangsta!

  • @victortimeok lol

  • hahaha they have the same ridiculous hiding spots here too! hahaaha

  • @PhantomOJ Actually Cristina is Amerigo Vespucci's cousin. Look it up.

  • " i believe  i can fly" 0:28

  • rofl, they go to bed and press y pops out. wonder why?

  • I wonder how Desmond will be laying in the Animus Xd

  • what happens if u dont press anything

  • @lombax1001 its the same thing as you press the buttons but if you miss the first press y thing they hug instead of make out

  • it is the best the greatest video game series ever made! im totally addicted to AC!

  • 2:39 listen lol

  • Why didn't he take his own clothes off too? -_-'

    But then again, fleeing naked is a little bit...embarrassing. xD!

  • Press Y to make out with her. Press B to see her tits. Press Y again to fuck her brains out!

  • may I fuck u :))

  • press Y to pork her

  • cristina said ezio alot in that sex clip

  • Uh x- press y to start sexing

  • Ezio:why is there any problem if I fuck your daughter

    Daddyo.o : no so shut your fuckin mouth up

  • Ezio's alibis are funny and i like his young voice better than his older voice

  • Cristina is Amerigo Vespucci's sister, He discovered america.

  • @PhantomOJ Yeah, we know who discovered America.

  • Is it odd that I think of Rafeal Nadal when I see Ezio?

  • @Markalas there is a certain amount of resemblance, yes

  • Lol "I am mostly innocent" "She needed some help with...some things" Bless him

  • theirs nothing wrong with a little bit of sexual activity

  • sya virginity