Another thing about this video. I've rarely seen children trick-or-treating without one of their parents accompanying them let alone them dressed like this pointed out at 1:40. That's just asking for trouble.
If you want to be noticed when you're out trick or treating, don't put on a glow stick. Instead, go trick-or-treating as a cheerleader with a midriff!
Might as well listen to Shelby Cross on the Onion News Network... Protect kids from creeps!!!!
This video almost implied that the candy could be poison. Tell me, how many reports EVER have there been of poisoned Halloween candy in the entire history of time?
TWO!!!!!!
8-year-old died after sucking on a Pixy Stix laced with cyanide via his DAD.
5-year-old decided to try his uncle's heroin and overdosed and died. The family then put heroin into the child's candy, cover their own negligence.
@pummisher Don't worry, the NCPC are fucking idiots who got into federal government because they can convince stupid ass parents to believe anything they say if they do it under the federal government.
1:54
Fuck you announcer lady i'm the red ranger motherfucker, I do whatever the hell I want.
Ultimaweapon32855523 2 days ago
hot dogs and fries for dinner?? my mom wouldn't allow me that if it was my last fucking meal
xXxXInspireMeXxXx 2 weeks ago
WHY R U TRICK OR TREATING?!?!? IT'S FUKING DAYTIME!!!!
ooppuuiiii 2 months ago 3
0:58 .... that's just gross
GamerGuitarer 2 months ago 2
>Dinner
>Hotdog and Fries
Kanuuna 3 months ago 2
the only thing i learned from this video is not to let your kids dress like this: 1:48 Problem solved.
MrThatguyyousee 3 months ago
And most importantly, plant a GPS locator beneath their skin, for safety.
Herp derp.
Matexterminator 3 months ago
Here's a more accurate Onion Halloween scare /watch?v=0EGn61WlSCw
pummisher 3 months ago
Another thing about this video. I've rarely seen children trick-or-treating without one of their parents accompanying them let alone them dressed like this pointed out at 1:40. That's just asking for trouble.
This video is a clusterfuck of idiocy.
pummisher 3 months ago
Yeah, dressing them up like $10 whores and letting them walk through undergrowth is not best practice. Good thing you pointed that out.
SLRist 3 months ago
If you want to be noticed when you're out trick or treating, don't put on a glow stick. Instead, go trick-or-treating as a cheerleader with a midriff!
Seriously? ಠ_ಠ
WhiteKnitter 3 months ago 9
Like bar = pwned
Mikuruification 3 months ago 12
Might as well listen to Shelby Cross on the Onion News Network... Protect kids from creeps!!!!
This video almost implied that the candy could be poison. Tell me, how many reports EVER have there been of poisoned Halloween candy in the entire history of time?
TWO!!!!!!
8-year-old died after sucking on a Pixy Stix laced with cyanide via his DAD.
5-year-old decided to try his uncle's heroin and overdosed and died. The family then put heroin into the child's candy, cover their own negligence.
pummisher 3 months ago 3
@pummisher Don't worry, the NCPC are fucking idiots who got into federal government because they can convince stupid ass parents to believe anything they say if they do it under the federal government.
SuperMutantSpaceCat 3 months ago
Yeah, cause every kid trick or treats in the morning for breakfast. And that wasn't an ally! That was a fucking bohemian forest!
SCREAMOpants 3 months ago
Fuck this is shitty!
SCREAMOpants 3 months ago
FINALCUTPRO
kiel108 3 months ago
Why are those kids tricker-treaing at noon?
nixthenamed 3 months ago
What a lousy editing job. Way to go, NCPC, I bet the 223 viewers of this video really learned a lot from this ground breaking information.
bauersnarky 3 months ago
I feel so guilty for doing just about everything different from this message.
Th3Sh1n1gam1 3 months ago