Scamming the Scammers: Part I

[yahooligon]

your suposed to put a space after a full stop. realy thats common sense even for a "banker"

[karatekidx5000]

Lol you sound like stewie near the ending

[qwyzl]

if a foreigner were to die in another country leaving millions in his bank account, the BANK would settle the ESTATE of the deceased. if for some reason the deceased had no estate, the money would most likely go to the government of the country from which the deceased came, and may be the government of the country in which the deceased died would get a bit of the money. but the money would NEVER go to some one whom the deceased NEVER KNEW. don't people THINK?!?!

[dervish2173]

But by wasting a scammers time, aren't you wasting your time?

[AFightingPanda]

@dervish2173 Not if he is having fun.

[toolworks]

@dervish2173 not if you find enjoyment doing it.

[wezzz899]

Thats Africa you fuckin moron not South africa !!!! maybe spend sometime learning a bit about geography!!!

[wezzz899]

Thats Africa you fuckin moron not South africa !!!!

[Mr1in1000000]

Bank of Afirca u stupid fuck!!!Not South AFrica!!

[Aniki1609]

Six nigerian scammers didnt like the video, haha

[NIGHTxDAD]

Whatever u do is great! lol ... 

[ForinkandmoreRipoff]

There are scammers right on your own doorstep! I was scammed by a company called FORINKANDMORE from San Marcos, Texas. They advertise continuous ink systems for your printer. Your credit card will be charged but you will NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING. I am not the only one duped by this SCAM. Whats more they have instruction vidoes right here on youtube! Warn others before they too are duped! Thanks

[Braannndonn]

lol his a bank manager with a hotmail account...

[awsomeman3000]

5 scammers disliked this video

[bevz2nikki]

lol throw some goats loool

[pentogram23]

Just put di loot here..bang it in an envelope and lick di flap....send to Mr.OhJOUJOU.20 LeftSide street Africa..and dont forget the gum..

[803brando]

more than likely they are a 419 scammer.

[XmortdreadX]

@egilkass114 for the same reason people say world of warcraft is a waste of time, you are a dumb ass wow isint a waste of time, this isint a waste of time, there is no such thing as a waste of time if you enjoy it...

[DUCKDODGERS1701]

DEAR CLIENT

WE ASSURE YOU MRS KAREN WILLS HAVE PROVIDED ALL THE DOCUMENTS OF THE BIRDS SO THAT THE DOCUMENT WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU WHEN THE BIRDS ARRIVE YOUR LOCATION .THE BIRDS ARE DODO BIRDS SO YOU NEED NOT TO WORRY ABOUT ANY THING BECAUSE ONCE YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT YOUR DODO BIRDS WOULD BE DELIVER TO YOUR LOCATION SO YOU NEED TO BE FAST ABOUT THE PAYMENT CONTACT YOUR SELLER FOR PAYMENT.

I'm getting my laughs from this idiot.

[foilseal]

I worked in Lagos from 2001-06 and the 419ers who do the grunt work are the dumbest or POOREST and are often tortured or killed for losing money of the criminal gangs for which they work. Scambaiting merely acts as a quality control system for the scammers, with the lowest men in the organization and their wives and children the victims of violence instead of layoffs. Scambaiters are earning some serious bad karma. Dr. Lemur, your "moral dipstick" is so far up your own ass...

[jamesthq]

@foilseal I've just replied to a scammer 5 minutes ago so OH DEAR I've just killed one of these poor kids in a shitty internet cafe "oh noo" Maybe I should send these scammers money to help feed their wifes and help for their childrens HIV treatment. Damn Im going to loose big karma now...All because I'm waisting one scammer tut tut Im a bad bad man

[pizmiov]

"Throw in some goats!" LOL Nice work bro keep it up

[FuriusJorge]

DrLeur: "9 Million & some goats... throw some goats in there". Dude you rock!

Can't wait for part 2!

[isleyohio]

"Throw some goats in there!" LMAO

[MrGibert0]

I'm trying hard to not be racist but it's very hard with this kinda stuff!

[sguardian870]

then u are naturally a racist if u are trying not be. Being racist is not justified if a single person of the race offends u . That means u simply have hidden thoughts about other races that are wrong and u pretend not to. UR RACIST.

[MrGibert0]

I grew racist very slowly troughout the years when I realised the other races can't do shit but beg!

[zitianaki]

how does anyone believe that they will be given millions by complete strangers??! and yes it is fun waste their time HAHAH

[MrGibert0]

They think we westerners are all billionaires.

[xboxplaya420]

i get emails all the time because i sell shit on craigslist and they always have such bad grammer so you can tell

[sachxc]

i also sell stuff on craigslist, and make sure make it clear on your post that you dont accept wire money or ship outside the us. LOCAL MEET UP ONLY

[Schecter860]

@xboxplaya420 exactly

[HitMeQuick]

She even sent me a photo of herself...a Princess she most certainly aint. 'She' eventually left me alone when I remarked that she looked more like a two-bit, part time prostitute (which she probably was) than a Princess.

Good video :)

[HitMeQuick]

It doesn't bother the Nigerians, they have warehouses stuffed full of people doing this stuff. It's not like you're even replying to a single person. Many different people pick them up and just operate to a script. My personal favourite was a money scam from someone calling themselves Princess Sandrine. Despite my many sarcastic responses that included addressing subsequent emails to Princess Sardine, Princess Fish Face, Princess Cod in a Bag, they still believed I was interested.

[Nort1234567]

an this was funmny as hell!Your very clever,and you are so belevable,I love the negotion pary abou 10,and a few goats,ah ha ha ah

[2cool4u24]

Nice job man!. I never thought of that. You're right, these guys are scum.

[ChuckRoast14]

LOL. I receive stupid emails like that before.

[78250AL]

Those nigerians should spend their time reading and trying to further their education instead of wasting their time trying to scam people. Losers.

[MrGibert0]

Believe me, they're not waisting their time they make more money than me or you trough this bullshit.

[KingRhaul]

1 out of 100,000 may hit the jackpot 1 out of 100,000 times but it aint like this guys are swimming in cash.most of the ones i fuck are really hungry fuckstard that havent seen a dollar in years

[GrahamCrackers94]

4:30 haha a folder dedicated to scammers

[KingRhaul]

risk? cmon...there's no risk for them to contact you and take your money right? so what can they do ?

[KingRhaul]

anyone wanna join the "black eagle american shield" anti scam op.hit me up.

[sandels92]

i do this my self also, and all the mails i have resaved from these scammers, every mail is identical (names have been chaced) its just alot of fun to waste their time:D

[hongpingmike]

goats... HA HA HA.. love it... keep up the good work!!

[celephant]

the stupid people are those who fall for the scam.period!!! they are greedy

[DrLemur]

This is the feeble philosophy of scammers the world over. Used to justify their inexcusable actions in taking advantage of people for their own gain. I agree that the people who fall for these are pretty much always stupid people.. sometimes they are merely elderly, mentally challenged or generally bewildered.. that's not in debate.. The point is it doesn't justify capitalizing on their stupidity. If you think it does your moral dipstick is about two drops short of bone dry.

[jamescgale]

@celephant Yeah I've heard this a million times. Supidity makes a person greedy?

[Schecter860]

@celephant no.. most of thte time these scammers target innocent ppl selling there items on classifieds>how is this greedy??> your a scamming piece of garbage.go fuck yourself

[00Mandingo00]

@celephant wait, how are people that want a good deal "greedy". I would think that a person who is willing to lie, cheat, and steal to make some money are the greedy ones. Retard, you're just brainwashed by whoever recruited you to sell speakers for him. fag.

[LostTwillville]

@celephant Thats very true. I just feel bad for old folks out there that have saved all their life that aren't up with technology that read all these scams and think they've hit the lottery. Ultimately winding up with a headache and their family winds up suffering from their ignorance.

[robertkurt2]

The bad spelling, punctuation and grammar alone should be enough to tip people off that these emails are a scam lol

"PLEASE REPLY ME IMEDIATLY WITH YOUR INFORMATTIONS"

[ElementalabsRIP]

Watch T2Darlantans, its really good

[SethEatedUrBabies]

lol and some goats

[mins290]

LOl goats

[therealclamknuckle]

Haha awesome on to part 2

[rocksumaftw]

umm throw some goats in there

[radioactivesludge23]

there to stupied in nigeria to run scams that are any better and actualy beliveable

[seeyou414]

I got the same letter on Monday, Iam going to ask him for goats also. If any one gets more letters like this or any other scam letters send them to me. I have plenty of time i work at home and would love to waste these peoples time.

[mrpancaek]

9 million and some goats. I love this shit.

[jorger69]

god

[Animewatcher112]

Hey there DrLemur,

I've also goteen a lot of these scam mails and whe I read them it was really getting annoying with their scams. How did you deal with these scamers

[BAYBER3214]

animewatcher,read the comment i just made.i explain how i handle these emails, it works.i do get some of them busted.

[Animewatcher112]

Really? that's great to hear when I scambaited these nigerian scammers it usally stops their mail sending to me and the onese I ginored signaled that they stop sending me messages for a while waht else did you do to get rid of these scam letters?

[paulspydar]

why the hell do these 419 scammers allways cite MILLIONS of dollers? why not try a few thousand at most , As im sure even the stupidess people raise an eyebrow (mono or otherwise! lol) at such huge sums...

[Kenzofeis]

No shit! I didn't know that! Ok, where do I send the money to get rich fast?

[DrLemur]

It's enjoyable for me to waste their time though.. So I find it worthwhile.

[AnimaSeverem]

Not to mention the more time of theirs you waste the the less time they spend scamming others.

[DrLemur]

Exactly Anima. In a way it's a public service. :)

[Animewatcher112]

I agree with you I fould it worhtwile as well by scambaiting them and telling them fake addresses and fake information and using idifferent names as aliases to throw the scammers off track.

[cchanderson]

@DrLemur I find it enjoyable to waste my time wasting their time...I am lazy and it helps me be more inactive and do less when it comes the the real world...therefore it's actually a plus+++!!!

[bobo007xx]

@DrLemur but,just how valuble is your time?is wasting their time,wasting time?is it costly? maby wasting time to wast time for the sake of wasting their time,is a big wast of time??

is this email ,also,(i hope not,but,im not sure,BUT it could be,yet,i'm not sure,really....)MAY,also,yet ,(again,i hope not),be,(as I said before) a waste of time???i dont know.Could it be?any how i await your replie(not really) with baited breath.

[tuktuktok]

A question please. If scammers were a race in AVP2, would they be a) Predators b) Marines or c) Aliens

By the way partner, I have secured an amazing alien artifact. I'am hoping to transfer it to Australia and sell it. I need a little bit of your Australian money to secure the transfer. I will gladly offer you 25% of the share you desired. The artifact will be worth millions. So you will be a millionaire. Help me a little financially. Your truly: TTT, Manager of Exo-Objects.

[DrLemur]

lol Tell me more.

To answer your question scammers would definitely be the Predators.

[rogelioVela1985]

@tuktuktok

i say C, Aliens.

they play with you for a bit. then give you a that creature that leeches from your mouth then place a baby alien on your chest till you ran out of money lol

[senorhousemouse]

I'd suggest opening an account with the minimum possible amount and giving them that number or whatever just to see what happens.

[DrLemur]

Good idea :)

[trabv]

I also receive these kinds of emails, and -to begin with- i am also amazed about their bad english

(doesn't look professional already for a start)

and english isn't even my motherlanguage..

[trabv]

.. i mean mother tongue

[trabv]

native language

[tajtas]

yeah i agree lson in the first emaile he has bad rammer putting "i" instead of "I"

(No offence to people that is native american)

[benevolentbob]

The person who sent you that email has been watching fonejacker.

Look it up and i havent spelled it wrong.

Peace.

Great vid by the way

[geogenerated]

You should have requested Canadian dollars instead of USD, if he would be so kind, and offered your daughter to him for marriage if he will go 50/50. :)

[FlowingGeisha]

I received a stupid ass UK scam saying I won their lottery.

[citarasa]

Yusuf Aliu: W H A T 9 million GOATS?! NO WAY Man! 9 Goats ONLY & 9 Million Fleas OK ?! (; PEACE

[MidnightSpooktacular]

wahey looks to me your a bit a of a gamer eh?

[dmanstoit]

think i've got the same email...great vids man...this one and part two kick ass :-D

[DrLemur]

Cheers

[StuEvo]

LOL x 1,000,000

[DrLemur]

More of us the merrier pianist. :)

[IAGuy06]

LOLOLOLOL..... 9 million and some goats LOL!!

You're good! :D

[AngryAussie]

These scams work. They make millions of dollars a year. Essentially they appeal to greedy people who are into scamming themselves. That's why baiting these scammers is so easy. Greedy scammers are the easiest people to scam.

[DrLemur]

True. It always boggles my mind though nonetheless when I hear someone has fallen for one..

[lifestinks1]

I beg you to keep us updated. There are quite a lot websites who scam the scammers. Some of them even got money of of the scammers. But be careful with what you show here on the tube, because your identity shouldnt be too hard to find out. If you google the scammers (409 scam) you can find out, that they have wide range international contacts. Take care.

[DrLemur]

Don't worry, I'm aware of this and I have several measures in place to prevent accurate tracing. I've dealt with these kinds of people a lot.

[MikeysTube]

LMAO! I have loads of these, Im very tempted to follow in your footsteps and reply to one of them...What the hell to they take us for??

[Minniver]

I've done that before for a laugh. I actually knew someone who fell for one of these scammers in a big way, got lots of folks involved, it included trips to Africa. I felt so bad for them because I knew ultimately what would happen but they wouldn't listen.

[DrLemur]

Oh boy do I know that feeling Minniver. I live around some stupid people in my neighborhood unfortunately and I've argued quite loudly before with those who are obviously falling for a scam. I was trying to show them proof that it was a scam but they didn't want to hear or see it. It's frustrating as hell.

[FlowingGeisha]

You can't even understand what the hell he's talking about.

[DrLemur]

Don't worry I will be subtitling it for you guys. Trust me I had a hard time with that accent and the line as well :)

[FlowingGeisha]

Wow people are really gonna fall for his stupid shit sarcastically speaking. lol just tell him to fuck off and stop emailing you his spamming ass shit.

[FGAlxPx]

Ha ha ha... So you got my e-mail?

I think I've been asked to marry some prostitute online a couple of times, but no one ever wanted to give me money.

[DrLemur]

How much were they offering? :)

[FGAlxPx]

No goats. :( Just "love". But the STD kind of love...

[DrLemur]

Nasty.. You didn't take up the offer... right?

[FGAlxPx]

Not yet. Still waiting for the kind of girl who can master English syntax. *sigh*

[Rudolfzero]

Scatman. :D

[nonigold]

Oh Dan! I can't wait!

I remember that T2 video as well! ^_^

[DrLemur]

Wow it was 8 months ago. We are so old school Noa :)

[nonigold]

Damn right first subscriber of mine!

I was your 30th, I believe? :)

[ontheconcourse]

Hahaha... I love you, man. Your matter-of-fact narration is perfect.

Oh my god, and the ending. Hahahahaha.

This made my night.

[DrLemur]

I'll get the next part up probably tonight. :)

[marmosetguru]

I'm sure your complete family would love to get some goats as an extra. I can see you herding them in the Australian bush...

Yes I have the visual in my head, LOL

[DrLemur]

Bit of trivia for you Gabi, my completely family actually used to own a large mountain goat that I eventually sold on Ebay for $25.

[marmosetguru]

No way, what are the odds?

I prefer a mountain goat over some people

I know, so that actually sounds like a good deal, and with an extra 9 million dollars, on the side...

[evilmonkey8206]

Doc this is the funniest sh!t ever, I could see myself doing this..lol

[evilmonkey8206]

haha, that yusef is a lil stinker..lol

[AmateurAstronaut]

This is exciting! Can't wait for part 2. I would have tried to do the opposite and asked for 99%.

[dctcool]

I'll take 40% of those goats for you

[DrLemur]

No way any mountain goats I get out of the deal are mine!

[MGABBYB]

Looking forward to part 2. Hope he threw in the goats...

[paperback333]

hahaha please hurry up and upload that video. BRILLIANT!

[Heidiscope]

trust me guys your going to want to see the next part!!!. . hahaha-it's hilarious

[big8news]

i have fun with one of theme losers on myspace last year its real fun

[ShortJoe21]

this is great! i want to see this

[Diski]

Those nice nigerians, always wanting to give away their money.

[DrLemur]

Aren't they just. :) I've never seen generosity like that in any other part of the world.. apart from maybe Romania.

[professor88p]

this is gonna be gooooood!!! lol

[torpedofish]

lmao

[op2hudson]

lol this is such a funny idea. I had one of these emails recently and had a chuckle at the spelling

[x78x]

NOO... go for baby penguins

[Magnulus]

Ooooh, looking forward to this! I've never seen anyone actually phone them up before!

[T2Darlantan]

wow that's the same guy that emailed me I think

[T2Darlantan]

hey watch that video in the Related section called "Nigerian Internet Gangsters part 1" this old guy was dumb enough to give 12 different groups of scammers money over 16 years, and he says "if doctors and lawyers that are much more intelligent than I can fall for it, how can we expect to survive their trickery?" LOL

[DrLemur]

Ha ha. What an idiot. That was hilarious.

I think this was the same guy as yours T2 because it just looks like a slightly altered version. Damn scammers.

[DrLemur]

Oh and sorry about that old picture. It's an old one I had lying around from back in the day. I was too lazy to screen capture a new one. :)

[Illuminatta]

Hoo boy! I can't wait to see the next one!

[DrLemur]

I made it look like it was going to be better then it is :) I could barely understand what he was saying so it made it difficult. I'll post it anyway though :)

[PerthPete1]

Good luck!

[Luiso455]

omg..the next one looks like an awesome video, you make some of the best videos here on youtube..5/5

Goats..lol

[Gigolo8]

HAHAHAHAHA!

GOod one mate!

5*

[StressInFlux]

lol.

[SLAPPAYURFACE]

Quite the unflattering picture of T2.

He's still hot though.

[MentalLapse]

OMG, I can't wait to watch this unfold. This is too funny. I love the idea of wasting their time. "if this scammer is going to let me call him, I'm going to call him", lol. Enjoy the goats :)

[Blargaldalien]

I actually received one of these scams by mail from england.They said I won a lottery.But I never entered one.What dopes.Playing with them on the internet is more fun.

[DrLemur]

I've "won" so many lotteries Blarg that if I actually entered and won one now I wouldn't pick up the money because I wouldn't believe it.

[fasttrackme]

Hahah cant wait for the next part!!

[eire138]

can't wait to see part two!! I've been doing much the same thing for a while, never thought about actually calling them and making a vid though!! Great idea, soon, these people will be innundated with people doing the same thing I hope and drive these fools crazy!!! Great work!!

[YUPchannel]

glad to see great topic DeLemur,.. Livewire- :P

[bf6067]

I get these all of the time and just delete them. It would be great if we could these scums off the Internet. You also have to becareful of those who call your house also! They are simply looking for you to reveal some information about yourself. The calls are about you being in debt and the rates are going up.

[JackDanyells]

Hah, Khayav and I are making a video about this.

[DrLemur]

Ha ha. That'll be great. I can see it already.

[KatiesGoldenDust]

I freakin' hate those, man. I've never gotten the foreign bank one, but I get an email every month or so saying I won a foreign lottery. If only..

[Amy3387]

I believe this topic was on Opera

[DrLemur]

The web browser or the talk show host? :)

[Amy3387]

It was a topic on her talk show ...Shhh use to watch it:P

[DrLemur]

Oh no.. not you too Amy :)

[ZatarohrahkV2]

This is labeled a WTF SCAM in my eyes.

[K80Blog]

Haha!! Nice!!! : )

[cinemastah]

Nice pic of T2. lol

...How do people fall for this? It makes no sense...There are some EXTREMELY gullible people out there.

lmao 9 million and some goats? I wonder what you'll do with those......hmmmmmn....

(I'm crossing another line here, aren't I?)

[DrLemur]

You line crosser you. Denton was right. I am constantly amazed at the stupidity of the people that fall for this stuff. Just recently we had a guy from here in Australia lose $40 000 on a scam like this. I hate the scammers and all but if your that dumb to give away your money like that you seriously almost deserve what you get. People that stupid shouldn't have so much money.

[cinemastah]

Pssh...Denton is one of those stupid people!

Don't tell him I said that :D

Arg....I wonder how many cameras and macbook pros I could buy with 40k....dammit.