Never Mind the Buzzcocks S21E02 part 1 of 3

[IrishGary1]

Jarman hero...Jackson loser wannabe

[SaskiaNicole1]

when i am feelng down all i need to make me happy is the sound of Ryan Jarmans voice!



[PinkStrawberry6790]

ryan jarman has the most beautiful voice, mmmm.

[DrGHowe]

met ryan in wakefield last night, really nice guy :)

[damnitjanet25]

I just want to listen to Ryan Jarman tell me stories about his life.

[chodiestchode]

David Cross is famous over here but I would never call him a "big star".

[chodiestchode]

I snorted laughing at "The Woo Woo Cool Guys or The Awfully Cool Bastards or Coolio"

[MissHappyAllTheTime]

My heart sank when Noel said "my girlfirend" 

[chodiestchode]

@MissHappyAllTheTime He was with Dee Plume then but he's with Lliana Bird now

[SuperMegabar]

"I think. It's something to do with spying..." *long pause* xD

[walonsubi]

I love how Jermaine could just pull the amount of toilets he has out of thin air, brilliant.

[them0thpopes]

jermaine did not know what he was signing up for i can tell you that

[SwingRiots]

Love David Cross. Arrested Development is one of the funniest tv shows in history. Shame hardly anyone knows what it is

[ElxxxxNFieldingxxxxH]

@MIKESTAR yeah i agres, but you should watch shooting stars - it takes things to a hole other level

[2750624]

lol I didnt read ur description properly.. I just clicked on this for a bit of Noel Fielding goodness... (I'm not obsessed at all.. *cough*) I nearly fell off my chair when simon introduced Jermaine Jackson!!! Awesomeness on a stick!!!! :D

[chelsixify]

Ryan is so sweet! Felt bad when they were all laughing!

But he funny he he! Good episode too.. But bring back Mark and Bill! x

[sweetiepatty7]

hehe i really liked this episode coz i love the mighty boosh and nole in this and love phill he makes me laugh so does simon so this is a dream come true i love noel imagination :)

[m0untainsnake]

ryan is so funny

[FillionDollarSmile]

Jermaine looks like he doesnt have aclue whats going on :P

[MlKESTAR]

I love how americans probably come on the show and think its a serious quiz until it actually begins.

[wdsa8d]

i've noticed american guests always focus so hard on the question given to them.

[SnoopyChicken]

I used to hate Katy Brand but the more I see her the more I like her.

[vasp99]

Simon is a mean little twat . I can't stand him !

[hedgehogzilla]

why do people hat katy so much >.< sheisnt very funny in this buzzcocks episode but other stuff is good!

[hedgehogzilla]

im sorry, even im 50% of people on here hate katy brand i cant help but love her! i relly love her adele parody too <3

[chennae91]

Ryan Jarman seems like such a tool. It's like he's trying really hard to make people think he's not enjoying himself

[billiesbiggesfan]

its in this ep that phil fell in love with noel's sense of humor, at about 7:10 you can see him thinking "I like this guy... can he replace Bill permanently?"

[dorkrockcorkrod]

david cross was on nevermind the buzzcocks!? fuck yes!

[Elnett11]

I've replayed Ryan Jarman saying "Sorely, sorely mistaken" and "..especially such a powerful nation" so, so many times. VOICE MAGIC.

[number1celticson]

Katy Brand, about as funny as a fucking nail to the eyeball

[iRockYurSockss]

Gawwwwwd I can't stand Katy

[ELFNF]

i love how when americans go on never mind the buzzcocks they always seem so confused by britishs humour

[floomification]

@orakexy you have definitely hit the nail on the head there ... :)

[DJSlushyIce]

my dream:

host: simon amstell

captains: phil jupitus and noel fielding

guests: ryan jarman, diana vickers, russel brand, and amy winehouse.

that would be the best episode of all time ever.

[alxturner9]

@DJSlushyIce diana vickers? really? what about Preston!?

[TheN01R]

@DJSlushyIce Sorry, mate... Now it could never happen.

[SuperMegabar]

I love how every time Ryan Jarman speaks Noel starts bursting out laughing lol!

[hissybitch]

This is one of my favourite episodes of NMTB. <3

[1996crystalstarr]

i love noel x

[falcopunchhh]

What is the cribs song played at the start when they're introducing Ryan?

[Szaam]

@falcopunchhh "Our Bovine Public" I believe.

[falcopunchhh]

@Szaam Thanks!

[lizoerd]

Ryan seems like a tosser

[leedsfan17]

@lizoerd He's a top bloke. used to live near me

[lizoerd]

@leedsfan17 Could be, I believe you. But you have to admit, he looks kinda braindead here.

[ToadsMGodes]

Katy Brand looks like an interracial Miss Piggy, but uglier.

[penguin704]

@ToadsMGodes I actually find Katy quite beautiful.

[dirtynuke]

Fucking love Noel

[SuperMegabar]

"I Think, its something to do, with spying...."

Love that silence :')

[RubberSoulGirl1]

Ahhh<3 Ryan Jarman, Noel Fielding AND Simon Amstell! So much love for this line-up! :)

[lfctwentytwo]

ryan jarman is a legend :D never knew who he was before this..haha

[MissTwiggy28]

@whowantsabighug I DO TOO! I love him, i never watch the ones he's not in:L

[smilemae13]

Ryan Jarman has been the best guest ever! amazing voice!

[twentyminutes]

Jesus God, Ryan Jarman's a total idiot.

[XXstilletoXX]

Ryan Jarman has got to be one of the best guests to appear on Buzzcocks. His "I invented Live 8" is my favourite ever moment ... Genius

[whowantsabighug]

Am i the only one who watches this for Simon?

[mccauleypgunner]

@whowantsabighug its half simon and noel for me

[Nogli]

Katy Brand really is terrible. She's really screwed now, now the Katy Perry shares her name...

[chappell64]

@Nogli i was sorely mistaken when i tried to find nude photos lol

[elmooo96]

jarman is not a prat hes just dosent take things seourious and hes a fukin legend

[aliceindiscoland]

David Cross is brilliant.

[Nogli]

@aliceindiscoland It's true! It's really true!

[pickupchuck]

ryan jarman is god.

[celinapaz1251]

YES THEY SHOWED A CLIP WITH DAVID CROSS IN THE MUSIC VIDEO JUICEBOX. WITH JULIAN CASABLANCAS' GIANT FACE.

WHEN FANDOMS COLLIDE.

[Siimplicityyy]

What a lame panel.

[fowad27]

Ryan jarman: prat.

[molkolover100]

ahhh noel <3 ryan jarman has the best voice ever like :P

[burnleysbabe]

love noel <3 he luks extra gorge xx

[ShanksDChopper]

Ryan Jarman really made me laugh on the later episode he apppeared on. He's just annoying this one though.

[cold197]

Noel makes me laugh like a loony XD and i want his hair, i don't care if i'm a girl ;) <3

[xmrsxmolkox]

love noel, so glad hes a permanent panelist now <3

[cesaROCK07]

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[warmslurm]

Tobias!

[DubbleTrubbleBubble]

david cross really gets the humour in this show down to a T and is very entertaining to watch.

most of the american guests ive seen on here dont get the humour like he does but they still give it a good go though.... except for britney spears lol

[sugar3str]

@Bulltilt31 i love this comment, well done sir

[TattooedKittie]

I am so in love with Ryan Jarman's voice, I've watched this episode 20 times just to hear him talking, haha!

[jordanmcpartland]

@TattooedKittie i sound like him lol

[Guardsian]

when the Franz Ferdinand song is playing, I always thought it says "Noel Fieldings will come down"

[UrieLove]

@Guardsian I just listened again and that is hilarious.

[mightymellow01]

@Guardsian LOL true!

[Noodless121]

@Guardsian Lol! Now that will now be probably all I hear, thanks mate. xD

[Bulltilt31]

@alexmassey19 And if you watched his attempt at stand up on Michael McIntyres Comedy Roadshow you'd know where i'm comin from! But you're too in love with him to notice you fuckin hippy :-)

[Aardvarked88]

@Bulltilt31 What an angry little nerd.

[Bulltilt31]

Noel Fielding is the MIGHTY DOUCHE... The unfunniest man in Britain

[alexmassey19]

@Bulltilt31 Well you now have something in common with your lame ass joke.

[Westwoooooooood]

@Bulltilt31

i agree

[necrorules]

PROBABLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE EPISODES. 

[cornwallgeezer]

somebody needs to do a sketch character on Jarman!

[LittleInkJunkie]

@cornwallgeezer and I reckon that someone should be Noel.

[ojnoj]

wooo wakefield.

[Gosu117]

Yay, KRS-One reference ftw.

[Katmarie100]

Bless, David Cross' face when they where referencing Berite Basset and all the sweet brands - clearly didn't have a clue what they where talking about!

[FennLikesGuavas]

Who Saved You?

Bertie Basset

[RantCasey01]

Noel's girlfriend seems like real class act.

[Davidbensonxyz]

@RantCasey01 Noel dates wild rock chicks.It may have been an accident or a joke though,

[Jilliegoat33]

@RantCasey01 She's brilliant, actually. She in a band called Robots in Disguise, check 'em out.

[toomuchwhiskey]

I love Ryan and Alex <3

[TheLorze]

@TheTotalRugby Particularly at 8:16. Kills me.

[iLoveMusex]

I'd love to have seen Dee pushing Alex's girlfriend over :')

It's such a shame Noel and Dee spilt up :( </3

[haiLeiLei]

@iLoveMusex OMG DID THEY SPLIT UP :O

Ahhh ):

[iLoveMusex]

@haiLeiLei Yeah, late last year/early this year I think. It's such a shame ):

xo.

[haiLeiLei]

@iLoveMusex How saaad D:

Ahwell, more chance for us ;D

[iLoveMusex]

@haiLeiLei Aha, yep ;)

[neonbrights]

@iLoveMusex did they?? :O :(

[iLoveMusex]

@neonbrights yeah :(

[silverfuck]

I feel sorry for David Cross, he looks mighty uncomfortable.

[bensonandkate]

Ryan and noel r sooo hot ^_^

[Hyperspeed91]

'I think it's something to do with spying.....!' The awkward silence was class!!

[TheEvilelvis89]

I hate the way ryan jarman talks. and who is the comedian who cuts his hair ? lol

[Rich7714]

@TheEvilelvis89 Ha ha, agree whole-heartedly!

[aarandir]

So Ryan was stabbed by flying saucers, had stitches of strawberry laces, at one point looked like a curly wurly and was saved by Bertie Basset?

[thepeach20]

Where can i get a NMTB mug?!

[TheEvilelvis89]

@thepeach20 you walk into bbc studios, and steal one.

[YokoSam1]

Thumbs up if you hate Katy brand

[DogSoldier32]

@YokoSam1

[xXTheSockRockerXx]

@YokoSam1 Hmm...oddly similar amount of thumbs up to this request as there are dislikes on the video itself. We call this the Katy Brand Talent Humor Black Hole effect.

But seriously, it is like listening to someone who thinks they are funny, at the fucking coffee machine in an office.

[xXgorillazboosh11Xx]

@YokoSam1

lol thought you ment katy perry ,epic fail!

[SacredSobek]

@YokoSam1 You, along with 62 other people 'hate' someone I seriously doubt you have either met or know. How intelligent and highly mature you are.

[hipsterkid101]

I never thought Ryan Jarmen was so funny but he is!!

[Misssgagacherryheart]

OMG i get so wound up when noel talks about his exes......HE`S MINE!

[Tabroxfcc]

@Misssgagacherryheart nope, sorry.. mine

[chrisbriz08]

i miss simon, and bill...pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssss­seeeeee get fielding off this show

[mikemanu01]

ryan jarman's yorkshire drone does my fucking head in,

[Gdev02]

I loves noel <3 <3

[jewfishie2]

@Gdev02 who doesnt?

i mean i dont think i could not like noel if i tried

[benbarton93]

wat was the song played wen ryan jarmen was introduced ???

[TabbyUK]

@benbarton93 The Cribs - Our Bovine Public

[imagineaboringlife]

I really don't understand Ryan Jarman, it's like he's doped up or something. I mean, open your mouth!

[johannaGreiff]

ryan :D

[pacbizkit]

Ryan Jarman is an awefully cool bastard

[JDRM]

Donny is an absolute penis.

I do love Simon though.

[Lutsch]

What does Ryan say: 'I was ... .... mistaken' ?

Thanks

[10ccalanarkush]

@Lutsch SORELY mistaken 

[markieowen4eva]

Katy Brand is not funny

[mellyblueshorts]

noels long hair is doing things to me....

[TheTotalRugby]

i love it when phil just bursts out laughing sometimes

[HeatherRawriee]

"So, Ryan Jarman."

*applause*

"...Yes?"

[ArsenicSleet]

That is the fuckin' voice! :D

[lilmissbootyfull]

I can't listen to Ryan without laughing :)

[hiitskatayk]

flyen saacers :]

[farizzal]

Noel's voice reminds me of the vultures in The Jungle Book loll

[RamshackleBenben]

How can anyone think Ryan Jarman is cool? He's a moron.

[Werewolfgirlie]

I do not like the mention of Noels girlfriend -_-.

This displeases me.

[iliketha]

anyone else hate the fat woman from that shit itv2 comedy?

[cannywf1]

He's a nice guy, met him the other day at the bar a work at in Leeds called "ESCOBAR"

[pennydesouza]

The Awfully Cool Bastards... brilliant....

[bunkmasterflex]

love the show god damn north american comedy is in a state of deterioration

[matteo19]

as a straight male, i am unashamed to say that i have a man crush on the one and only noel fielding

[BabyG18]

whos noels girlfriend at this point (on the show)?

[superhoneybadgerful]

@BabyG18 i think it was dee plume (robots in disguise)

[BabyG18]

@superhoneybadgerful oh :), who is he with now?

[superhoneybadgerful]

@BabyG18 ummm i think he's single. dee dumped him after he flirted with loads of people (pixie lott, courtney love, etc...)

[BabyG18]

@superhoneybadgerful really, not for long if I (or anyother girl who adores him on here) knew him lool

[superhoneybadgerful]

@BabyG18 any other girl who adores him is everyone. what a man!!!

[BabyG18]

@superhoneybadgerful i know!! id love to meet him :(

[superhoneybadgerful]

@BabyG18 yeah. thumbs up this if you would love to hug noel and ruffle his beautious hair.

[BabyG18]

@superhoneybadgerful u got a vote from me lol

[LittleInkJunkie]

@superhoneybadgerful Ruffle it, it like to live there

[ChocolatePingu]

Ryan Jarman + Noel Fielding <3

[brighteratnight]

Ryan Jarman sounds like he could be one of the vultures from The Jungle Book.

[MattyBhoyNumeroUno]

@brighteratnight but them vultures are meant to be from liverpool silly! meant to be like the beatles or summat:p

[brighteratnight]

@MattyBhoyNumeroUno bwahahaha sorry, i'm not really familiar with english accents! i know they were sposed to be like the beatles, but he just has that monotone kind of drawl that they had. :p

[candycanekid99]

LOL Noel 3:07

[yesnoyesno52]

Ryan Jarman on Trisha in the late 90's when he used to dress like Marilyn Manson anyone? Not quite Number 4 on the NME list. The Cribs are complete and utter fakers, all that underground DIY record label shit makes me sick. Since when has being signed to Warners in the USA been underground?

[11samwalker]

@yesnoyesno52 you have absolutly no idea what your talking about, there not trying to be "underground" at all theyre trying to make alternative and good music and basing your love for a type of music should never be decided on clothes. Care to enlighten all of us on yourtaste in music?

[Davidbensonxyz]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! "It did penetrate the kidney... So, not that funny, really".

[birchthebirch]

katy brands show is exclusivley shit .....

[pepper70788]

hands down the best episode ever of NMTB. its fabulous!!

[frenchielcfc]

ryan jarman is quality hes not sold out like all the other modern musicians

[MrDaddyCool3]

David Cross = Legend !!!

[FreedomValentine]

Jermaine Jackson, David Cross and Ryan Jarman, all on one episode. Now I'm the happiest person in the world..

If only we knew what happened to Noel's girlfriend. Then it could have been perfect.

[TheAtomicFirebomb]

David Cross looks like Wolves Goalkeeper, Marcus Hahnemann anyone else think so?

[thepatchworkheart]

who saved you?

bertie basett!

[classicmold]

"ah yeah...are you busy in June? I wanna do Live Aid again. Have you got the Who's number?"

This is what I hear in my head when I see Ryan Jarman.

[spoofpig]

its about time mtv did at home with the jarmans ryan is class