Seriously the comments on here are so fucking stupid. The man's taking the piss. It's satire he's clearly playing the stupid American. It's all a joke.
why is this wanker trying to make a name for himself? hes a talentless knob jockey. waste of fucking space lol trying to be all cool by trying to take the piss. you failed moustache man, now fuck off and
Why is this fucking Guini getting petitions signed in Paris. Why not go to Alaska and see if the polar bear want to sign it too. What he's to afaid to go to Britain and do this bullshit. Or does he thin the Arctic Monkeys are from France. This is why you should never visit New York because the streets are filled with trash like him, trust me I live there.
you know what? He is just joking.. Somehow like Borat. I think this is a self-irony. He represents the typical american, ignorant and stupid redneck. You know, no idea about anything but doing riot :D
I think in that point, he did a good job.
P.S.: The BLACK americans invented jazz and Rock´n´roll, please dont forget..
lol, sorry but I find the vid funny. Why do you want to open for them, you figure that if you open for a popular band like the arctic monkeys someone might actually know you? or Care about your music, cuz not many people do.
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let me start by saying the monkeys are a good band. but you brits are getting your "knickers in a bunch" over this guy or whatever the hell it is you all say. as an american let me tell you this guy isnt for real. yes there are people as dumb as him (especicially in NYC), but he is such a caricature. this is a ploy ala lonelygirl15. and all of the music in the background is the monkeys. the videos are kinda funny though.
I fucking hate Americans even though they did invent Rock 'n Roll and Jazz and Rap and Disco and basically all other genres of 20th century popular music. But still, this really gets my bottom burning. Here's to Old England!!!!! Die Mooch!!!
This bloke is fucking bellend!!!!! We (all brits and mokeys fans) should go to fucking new york and beat the bollocks out of this cunt. What right does he have to talk about the most important band since The Beatles (except Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine) in this crude and offensive manner.
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wow wot a fag, Arctic monkeys are a great band, I can understand wot they say, just cos he`s a clueless american, it does not give him the right to slag them off, lol he walks like a prick as well
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the monkeys are fucking kick ass and there from shefield so im pretty sure that if they met "the mooch" they could quite easily kick there ass lol not that they would cuz there too fucking down to earth and mellow. jeez i love the monkeys and im seeing them live in june awoohoo
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nipple...arctic monkeys rule...no1 even knows who u r...wen ur popular then dis the arctics, in fact no dont...cos they will still be betta than u!!!!
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Psychosis- "a severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning.
OR He's a comic Genius. Hmmmmm from Brooklyn!? I'm not to sure. but I'd buy him a beer either way.
Seriously the comments on here are so fucking stupid. The man's taking the piss. It's satire he's clearly playing the stupid American. It's all a joke.
gfti456 7 months ago
And he's not funny
Elthehablo 7 months ago
Go hate on Tokio Hotel mooch leave the good bands be.
@ahlightning5 Sarcastic, right?
Elthehablo 7 months ago
Why does this guy keep quoting English men and yet hating on England. Great band better than this douche
boydie40 1 year ago
embarresment to america, im english i like most americans but this guy thinks hes better cos hes from brooklyn. fucking dickhead
menamesjames 1 year ago
this is the best thing ever!! Great comedian!
ahlightning5 1 year ago
come man you arent funny
you are so stupid if i had seen you doing that i had probably kill
because arctic monkeys rule and tomorrow im going to watch them on foro alterno guadalajara
arctic monkeys rules
fucking gabacho
eder2093 1 year ago
he 's a fucking prick
the patriot motherfucker
TheNidrix 2 years ago
dont infect Paris and Europe ,twat.
keep you in your fuckin shit of city,in new york right??"probably the best city" that's the only funny that you said."american proud"...lol
this make me be shame of you.
anaa313 2 years ago
he is a comedian. why do people like you always turn things into anti american rhetoric.
get a fucking life.
SearchAndBuild 2 years ago
Lol man, Nice Job, I dont find their music half as bad as most the shit we have on radio here in canada but u still rock man!
QwebecGold 2 years ago
u suck. Arctic Monkeys Rock. U stupid american don't understand music.
kingdavidek 3 years ago 9
hes just fukin around lol
GPaDLA 3 years ago
lighten up..its a joke -sigh-
nismodragon12 3 years ago
fucking idiot!!!
TheHeadphonesIndie 3 years ago
If I Was In France And Seen You Doing That, Id Smash That Board Over Your Face!
And Make You Eat That Petition
Fucking Yanks
Typical
mckeown2k7 3 years ago
i wish i was in france, i would rip that bag of shit up, that picture i mean, fuk the signature:@
96legend96 3 years ago
go fukin die u son of a bitch
4699568 3 years ago
double barf
PeoNinja 3 years ago
FUCK YOU!!!!!!
conewicci 3 years ago
haha the dumb american cunt spelt Arctic wrong
TheScummyMan 3 years ago
the american flags are priceless. haha. hilarious. Its a joke people
weezerfan6622 4 years ago
rap came from america...thanks you bastards...
jkerrigan1990 4 years ago 2
this is so funny....i love my monkeys though
arktikmokys 4 years ago 2
jesus christ its a joke anyone u takes it serriously has no sense of humour
dbyrnerulz 4 years ago 4
why is this wanker trying to make a name for himself? hes a talentless knob jockey. waste of fucking space lol trying to be all cool by trying to take the piss. you failed moustache man, now fuck off and
JaceTheAce1978 4 years ago
idk i have mied feelings boaut the arcticmonkeys i liek sum of their songs this is funny tho
RISEAGAINSTTM 4 years ago
At the moment Amercia hasn't got any good Rock'n'Roll bands....so shut the fuck up !
zazfredi 4 years ago 4
Arctic Monkeys kick ass.
You suck. I know you're trying to be funny.
But it isn't working. Pick an actual crappy band like FOB or MCR.
Leave the monkey's alone
ilovemyhobo 4 years ago 9
mooch ur a focking cocksucker
dbyrnerulz 4 years ago 3
This could have been so much funnier. It's a bit tepid as is.
thegirlcalledR 4 years ago
this ent even funny..he trys to hard..knobber
niave 4 years ago
You geniuses all know this is a joke facilitated by this band right??? Or are you all really that dumb??
doni718 4 years ago
I dont thing the monkeys would tell a guy to ask him Why did you kick the fat guy out of the band
mutedmathamatician 4 years ago
"if they don't stop playing their music that sucks, try making it suck less"
fucking hilarious.
WeTouchYourself 4 years ago
This shit is hilarious haha. Obviously it is a joke..people need to chill out. I also am an Arctic Monkeys fan..
DMeagle 4 years ago
Stupid yankee!
Zumojitekato 4 years ago
you just second stupid indiot! Just shutta fuck up!
Zumojitekato 4 years ago
/watch?v=w47RNPRe3co watch that and shut the fuck up
Falcon1112 4 years ago
i really dont think this is funny, mayb i dont get it but its just a really week rip off of borat, utter shite.
thomasparsonage 4 years ago
Why is this fucking Guini getting petitions signed in Paris. Why not go to Alaska and see if the polar bear want to sign it too. What he's to afaid to go to Britain and do this bullshit. Or does he thin the Arctic Monkeys are from France. This is why you should never visit New York because the streets are filled with trash like him, trust me I live there.
xARCTICMONKEYx 4 years ago
"what's up, momma?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
morganvl 4 years ago
I've got a feeling this is a viral type thing from the Monkey's themselves as a bit of a wee joke ya see.
albumental 4 years ago
haha.. that's funny.. i'm a fan of arctic monkeys btw..
extremematt8 4 years ago
on a scale of 1 to gay, that was a 10
wamatt 4 years ago
you know what? He is just joking.. Somehow like Borat. I think this is a self-irony. He represents the typical american, ignorant and stupid redneck. You know, no idea about anything but doing riot :D
I think in that point, he did a good job.
P.S.: The BLACK americans invented jazz and Rock´n´roll, please dont forget..
And, ARCTIC MONKEYS RULE!!
Linkinpaul 4 years ago
lol, sorry but I find the vid funny. Why do you want to open for them, you figure that if you open for a popular band like the arctic monkeys someone might actually know you? or Care about your music, cuz not many people do.
Terranz 4 years ago
fucking funny shit dude. i even like the arctic monkeys. balls = funny
batmandan41 4 years ago
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peer786 4 years ago
and he brought an autographed picture of dennis franz from "die hard 2 die harder"! c'mon people this guy isnt for real.
mdc312 4 years ago
let me start by saying the monkeys are a good band. but you brits are getting your "knickers in a bunch" over this guy or whatever the hell it is you all say. as an american let me tell you this guy isnt for real. yes there are people as dumb as him (especicially in NYC), but he is such a caricature. this is a ploy ala lonelygirl15. and all of the music in the background is the monkeys. the videos are kinda funny though.
mdc312 4 years ago
I fucking hate Americans even though they did invent Rock 'n Roll and Jazz and Rap and Disco and basically all other genres of 20th century popular music. But still, this really gets my bottom burning. Here's to Old England!!!!! Die Mooch!!!
thegorch 4 years ago
This bloke is fucking bellend!!!!! We (all brits and mokeys fans) should go to fucking new york and beat the bollocks out of this cunt. What right does he have to talk about the most important band since The Beatles (except Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine) in this crude and offensive manner.
thegorch 4 years ago
he is only joking mate chill out
jimsibob 4 years ago
You're an idiot "mooch". stupid shithead.
PBnatural14 4 years ago
Weeee, I´m proud to be an untalented moron! It´s a whole lot more than those damn stupid americans ;)
Linkinpaul 4 years ago
The artic monkeys are untalented ugly morons, just like their fans.
shiresville 4 years ago
You should give up doo wop and stick to comedy bro, you're making me laugh!!
Cunt!
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IxLovexSasukex 4 years ago
what a fuckin cock end
clasper1987 4 years ago
why this guy is going to PARIS to see the Arctic Monkeys ? just wait until they come to New York ... ah ah
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fightindreama 4 years ago
arctic monkeys OWNS!!
nuddeln 4 years ago
Fuck off piece of euro shit...lmao!!!
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mylifesux22 4 years ago
ARCTIC MONKEYS ROCK ! american twat
B3cky24 4 years ago
what a fucking loser, he should be shot for being so fucking retarded, artic monkeys are good and even if they weren't, wtf does he have to do that?
P.S. wtf is wrong with the flowers?? putting up that ugly and stupid USA flag is just stupid
slipknot1500 4 years ago
the moosh is a cocknosher!! arctic monkeys rule, and they'l b massive all over the world, so go suck a a dick
Falcon1112 4 years ago
wow wot a fag, Arctic monkeys are a great band, I can understand wot they say, just cos he`s a clueless american, it does not give him the right to slag them off, lol he walks like a prick as well
Matty19uk 4 years ago
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intzeleptu91 4 years ago
FFS THE FRENCH IDIOTS ARE ONLY SIGNING IT COS THEY DONT UNDERSTAND A WORD UR SAYIN, THEY PROBLY THINK THERE SIGHNING IT TO GET your QUEER ASS OUT OF THERE COUNTRY WICH THEY SHOULD BE!
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helenhelen0023 4 years ago
This is ironic right? It's really funny, and if it isn't ironic it's even more funny xD Haha, can't wait for the next part.
RedTshirtGirl 4 years ago
If this is a parody, maybe he should give a link to what it's a parody of. Because out of context it's kind of hard to tell.
penguinworm 4 years ago
Vaya puta mierda de video no?
artico84 4 years ago
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yingvannie 4 years ago
fUCK YOU MAN, ARCTIC MONKEYS RULE!@!!!!
riverlink 4 years ago
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Karimanator 4 years ago
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03wrigc 4 years ago
the monkeys are fucking kick ass and there from shefield so im pretty sure that if they met "the mooch" they could quite easily kick there ass lol not that they would cuz there too fucking down to earth and mellow. jeez i love the monkeys and im seeing them live in june awoohoo
dooglesbe 4 years ago
MONKEYS ROCK!
migueltavares 4 years ago
mooch is a ass hole, arctic monkeys rock
tegward 4 years ago
fuck
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theclipshow 4 years ago
arctic monkey!!!!!!!!
the mooch??????????
maximorob 4 years ago
WFaS
UndeadAlucard 4 years ago
the arctic monkeys arnt that good =\
kevman5 4 years ago
hahahahaha thats hilarious...
15minutes88 4 years ago
artic monkeys are awsome
lordmufasa 4 years ago
lllike Morrissey said...stay classy Mooch.
khabarta 4 years ago
to everyone who didn't get it, this is a joke. its a parody of Brooklyn guido's. but if your too stupid or foreign to get that, please shut up.
nickknees 4 years ago
LOLZ.
rachelicious904 4 years ago
nipple...arctic monkeys rule...no1 even knows who u r...wen ur popular then dis the arctics, in fact no dont...cos they will still be betta than u!!!!
callumblakeston 4 years ago
We love arctic monkeys <3
Amberke1990 4 years ago
wow... your real desperate. your music is dead, get over it. there's no need to say that about the arctic monkeys, they rule and you don't.
352razberry 4 years ago
quiero ver la parte donde sale razzmatazz!
stays locos, pero no comparto vuestra opinión
God saves the arctic monkeys!
xDD
Bermus 4 years ago
Your an idiot, typical american loser with no sense of style, fashion or normality.
Go back to the hole you crawled out from and write a book about the 'american dream'
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LWEWR3 4 years ago
this video is a total crap u know ARCTIC MONKEYS are the bast band in da world so give me a break !!!!!!!
and i'll tell u somethin in my language "ELEOS EISAI ENAS XONTROKOMENOS MALAKAS!!! f@$@#k u
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dannydan89 4 years ago
i want part 3 come on the mooch lol
Jossy99 4 years ago
Psychosis- "a severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning.
OR He's a comic Genius. Hmmmmm from Brooklyn!? I'm not to sure. but I'd buy him a beer either way.
DoyleCE 4 years ago
hahahaha looool AM are <3 PART 3 PLEASE!
elzki 4 years ago
Bring on part 3!
thescarratts 4 years ago