I shot my wife in the eye! (3/28/09-24)

[blondevballbabe2897]

Rocktard looks just like babytard when she was little like this(: P D effin P!!

[Luddeeeeeeeeee]

Mommytards shouts Avia in this vid (PTard)

[angelzTARD]

@Luddeeeeeeeeee where?



[TheShowAboutAdam]

wow... almost three years ago... this is crazy that i still watch these guys

[vbhunter001]

I thought he was talking about casey but then logan appeared and it was 10x better!!!! Cause logans my age and hes hot.

[emabeag]

omg fat shay, i forget he was that big

[MySuitsOnFire]

My goodness. Babytard looks like I did when I was her age, except with blonde hair. :)

[MzBr33zeY]

Awwww baby babytard =( shes so big now

[poptart981]

shaycarl it is always back in the day this and back in the day tht

[24torirox]

i love the large player! its awesome then you can see the sidebar bigger!

[XsilentxXxangelx]

omg pause at 1:20

[kishan1010]

lol back when there was a sidebar

[PurpleNeonify]

0:44 I was DIEING lmao

[VampireKick]

this was the first vlog i ever saw!! :)))

[TheAlexisiskool]

@VampireKick same here :D lol

[footloopsrock44]

looooolllllllllllll

[PeachySweety]

woww SHAY IS A NEW MAN!

[xena91802]

I WANT THE SIDEBAR BACK PLEASE YOUTUBE!

[xXeeDeeXx]

@xena91802 Don't you like the bigger screen better? A side bar would be really impractical

[PaulyVEVO]

great husband

[rudygetsplenty]

Hell yeah, I want to shoot your wife in the eye!

[Bladespeedy]

LION KING!!!!!

[KohlDayvhis]

Wow, the kids are so little in this vlog, to think it's only been 3 years...

[Desiraemel]

Shay you've lost so much weight since then !

[ArmyVlogger]

That was the perfect shot Shay

[HelloHeadphones]

haa logan

[llamaking12]

0:45 lololololololololol

[Loveroftheshaytards]

one of my fav vlogs:) I LOVE the old shaytard volgs:)

[Trofnat9]

Shay, You used to work everywhere

[phoebebrap0]

I can't believe they weren't celebrating my 13th Birthday on this vlog!!!

[BackToGoAgain]

omg babytards soo little and cute!!!!!!

[xXBethanyFryeXx]

She's much prettier, naturally without makeup ^-^

[ItsEddieDuh]

i love watching old shaytards videos

[heyvicky1]

@ItsEddieDuh Same

[glittergirl3223]

@ItsEddieDuh yes mee too!

[heylarae]

One of my favourites!

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

OMGGGGGG BABYTARD SO PDeffinP !!!!!

[ilovenickjonas623]

AWWWWWW BABYTARDD <3

[taylorbethhh111]

Logan is soo cute! :)

[Mcflicker123]

Back in my day, we had nine planets!

[ilightbite]

LOL I've now watched 60 vlogs in 2 days. Starts to get boring. The vlogs are awesome but I have to do something in my real life now for a while LOL

[gesserguitar]

This was my birthday and I didnt hear any happybirthdays!! Im very disappointed

[gummyxnuby]

Is this the proper time for BBBBOOOOMMMNN HHHEEEAAADDDDSSSSHHHOOOOTTTTTT

[Rach2625]

This is one of my favourite vlogs. It always has me cracking up within the first few mins!

[MrGirlfucker]

LOL that was funny hahaha

[Snakester710]

now I remember what the sidebar looked like!!!!!!!!!

[luischo7591]

i wonderwhat kind of people watch a video of a fat guy and a ugly wife 3 years ago¡¡ this is so hilarious anr risky

[kassieton]

Mommy meats said Avia AKA Prinesstards name

[HelloItsEster]

December 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother cecked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.Sorry don't want to die

[maumary2]

@HelloItsEster Im SOOOOOOOO Scared!Do the no face girl has MySpace?xDDD

[popcornfart17]

First shaytard video I ever watched !!

[samurai855]

lol sontards laugh at 0:55

[MsButters8]

I was crying after you shot her in the eye XD

[Quartaricanr]

how a guy like tha t get a girl like that?...maybe he has a great personality..or ahhuge penis.lol

[Javagurl79]

After watching Shaytards for the past couple months, and then watching these..... it looks like they live in the year 2000. VHS tapes...... I keep forgetting this was two years ago, I saw quantum of solace and was like WHAT

[TatianaHeartsMakeup]

press 3

[MsCeleste2011]

LOL i had to replay mommytard getting hit in the eye..cracks me up everytime.. xD

[shawshawn94]

your a awesome dad

[Ball4184]

HEADSHOT

[JoinMyGrave]

This probably souns.... wrong... but, what did u shoot you wife with?

[AandW5454]

@JoinMyGrave a spit ball

[JoinMyGrave]

@AandW5454 .......nasty

[Natalieluv9]

me

[iGeorgeApple1]

it is funny how mommytard doesnt get mad!

[jbteentv]

OMG, when this video was made babytard was one, princesstard was 3 and sontard was 5 :'(

[breeship]

Hahaha when you were picking up Logan and admit him all those questions haha

And "that ladies fatter than me" haha priceless, I'm gonna laugh about that for WEEKS! Ha

[icedaddy27]

i like this dude. hes so ugly and fat. and his wife is so hot. and he has a daughter.... #WINNING!

[OddlyMaison]

@icedaddy27 that was so rude.

[PhizoRobloxHacker]

LOL



[ThePaparoach4life]

duuuuuuuuude im using that exact laptop right now O.o p.s. i love you guys and i will get my girlfriend to love yous too ^.^

[rainbowgirl1124]

Shay you work everywhere!

[XxAverageGamer]

good ol' side bar =[

[joshta25]

Hey is that a marijuana sweater

[mvmassacre21]

Lmao!! omg that shot of her eye and then her reaction ohgod I couldn't stop laughing!! Your wife is adorable i swear!

[Jtran224]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 2047!

[11rachel11]

@Jtran224 PAHLEES im watching this in the year 700800

[XxYouRockMyWorldXxx]

lmao shooting ur wife in the eye was sooo funny

[livluvdance57]

189 ppl got shot in the eye

[livluvdance57]

SPOUSE ABUSE!!!!!!!!!........again

[11heatherlovesyou]

LOL keep pressing 3

[1OfficialPaloma]

Urs Brother is cutee

[1OfficialPaloma]

That Was Hilarious!!!! Hope she was ok>.<

[Deeplightning1]

keep pressing 3 FOR SHAYS RAPE FACE

[iJaedab]

You said go ahead so.......... your a great dad!!! :D hahahaha i almost tricked you!!! :P

[Tr4bant]

LOL. I thought he delivered her a cumshot in the eye

[JosephCee]

xD "that lady is fatter than i am". aww poor mommytard :P always a victim of shay's shananagans lol. is that how you spell that?? mommytard is so frikkin pretty.

[jakemarkus2853]

babytard is the cutes baby ever

[tesandrach]

He is beautiful!

[chrisapril1]

she is so cute

[Macintosh3745]

press 1 for DIS

press 2 for fling OWWWW

press 3 to watch him pant like a doggy

press 4 for swee wan

press 5 to hear jerk over and over again

press 6 to hear book it or look at or bucket

press 7 for all this or hall dis

press 8 for NIN!!!

press 9 for head shake and schhh

[WaylynnTaydon]

step 1: pause video

step 2: un-puase video

step 3: press 2 as much as you want...

step 4: laugh ... XD

[pufflezparteh45369]

EWW-OWW

[pufflezparteh45369]

omg i CRIED its so funny!

[glittery4life]

Haha Logan wasn't very excited to b back ay?

[ayeeloveeyooh]

oh my. babytard looks like rocktard.

[deddirae]

in library trying so hard not to lol very difficult task! :D

[milerungirl84]

Logan looks so different.

[karz39]

u r a bad daddy !!!

[juicychick427]

That's a very attractive thumbnail pic, Mommytard.

[at4550]

Wow look at that, Will Sasso grew a beard.

[xbulletssx]

SHAY! YOU ARE TOO FUNNY!

[709Joker]

LOL no carseat damended plz go and get refund XD :ppp



[RainbowKyoKitty]

hahahahahaha



[ujustmetagirlnamed]

BABYYYTARDDDDD <3 sooo cute

[pinkzebra1397]

your little brother is pretty damn sexyy(;

[BabyBluMustang66]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwww babytards so little!

[JustinNeverSaysNever]

@234crazysmith so is my mommys:)

[David12713]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

[SlickStitch]

Did you see lol

[ss1793]

babytard looks like justin beiber.

[dearamandabynes]

you should be called by child services!!! and yes i said that because you said i would :)

[cassandrahb]

AWWW BABYTARD WA SOOOO LIIITTTLLEEE

[Diosukekun]

3:30 what's a vhs tape?? o_o

[Malloryrocks21able]

@Diosukekun a tape was like a dvd long ago and very few people use them today.They include movies and tv shows from long ago.Even princess movies like Cinderella.....

[lutzii2]

BOOM HEADSHOT.. Shay cmon you got an aimbot ;D

[DGKSoldur]

HAHAHA

[lovinhim3]

Awwwww, Shay your kids are so little in this video, babytard looks so adorable ...!! Time does go by really fast.

[BillTheCat7]

How the heck did you marry such a good looking, sweet, and forgiving woman!?

[smilealotz1]

@BillTheCat7 Before he turned fat (no offence) he served in the army or marines or something like that and he was skinny =-)

[KissedBySnowProduc]

3:10 in the morning, on the first day i met my boyfriend, this is the time i snuck out to see him :)

[Manutd766]

@BBDarkWolf or u can see the slow motion :)

[sweetycakes49]

I kept on replaying when mommytard got hit. LOL!!

[WaldoProductionz1]

@sweetycakes49  me too

[yousnaped]

shes probably used to taking it in the eye lol

[xxshaytardsfan1xx]

lol no one has videos any more... eeehehehehehehehh luv u guys xxxx

[sally11110]

...a BIG BIG FAN from ENGLAND ..keep them coming Shay ......AWSOME!!!!

[realmusic4321]

LOL ewwwwwww ur soooo ugly! ewwww OW! (shay gets kicked) :D

[provogue1678]

mommytard has a lot of patience...aint easy with shaytard .... mommytard is nice, she puts up with a smile....

[matuszplll]

Keep pressing 2 :D

Its like a cumshot :P

[crazyredsimpkins]

62/804

Been awhile since I've watched. Last time I tried watching this vid, it kept stopping.

Where do you find those awesome red hoodies?

[coneconehead2121]

hot wife

[GiovanniRose277]

hahaha, aww poor mommytard getting hit in the face! she took it like a champ, haha

[xxspongebobbyxx]

LOL

[TheKkowalski65]

0:39 that's not a car seat, it's a seat belt!

[xoPertyinPurplexo]

LOGAN lol :D

[KELSCENE]

HAHAHAHAHAHA....."YOU GUYS...that spousal abuse...AGAIN" Why is shooting her in the eye so funny? Oh God, my abs got a good workout.

[49tubeless]

How old is logan in this??

[cordsandstrings]

@49tubeless 14

[GHotSauceAnd1]

Am I the only one that finds the title being midleading?

[jkaila890]

my favorite part was 5:30 -5:43

[mrmag1cc]

omfg it sounds like a fricking gunshot!!

[neiljoe07]

IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[italianwog28]

hahah this is on my birthday

[alexafhal]

i checked out the video and thumbed it up

[marter123456]

THATS YOUR WIFE! NO WAY....

[IntenseOfficial]

makeup or no makeup mommytard is so beautiful!

[TheMarblegirl101]

OUCHIE CADOUCHIE!

[ELEMONTZ]

the slow-mo is hilarious

[900min1]

i remember spitting a spit wad at this girl and i got her in the same spot and it stuck there and we could stop laughing

[jtrockssox]

hahahaha "wow that lady's fatter than i am"

[bobchan111]

Logan looks diff now in 2011

[mcridiculose]

shaytards+dbz reference= WIN

[lilshoxx]

if he lost weight, his life would be perfect

[CokieJoe]

@lilshoxx um it already is! who needs a "perfect" body to have a good life? He seems just fine to me!!!!

[Quicky1921]

hahahahahahahahaha^^ OMG :D

[1960markN]

She is great with or without makeup!

[musiclovinmrs20]

i love perkins!!!!!!! and i guess right b4 u even said it shay cuz i saw the cookie bag that sontard was holding......wow im good :D

[TheSilentshot312]

how do u hit ur wife and ctfu  ? lol

[philr883]

push 2 to see the shot over and over again

[philr883]

push 3 to see the shot over and over again

[DowntownClown69]

her fault for having bad reflexes

[superknuffelig]

mommytard looks great without make-up on !

[vibz123rulez]

Hold 3 FOR SOME LICKAGE.

[PJC1995]

0:45 BOOM! Headshot.

[quenelko]

that scared me so badd...

[Daddysgirl804149]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING ITS TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY lolz

[XMiZzDeLLaX]

Hahaha mommytard was Soo nice not to get mad I mean she is the way opposite of uptight and it was pretty funny ahha I love this family

[mizzbrezzybabii5547]

bye shay i have to go to bed byeeeeeee

[ohiocait3]

:) <3..... yay 4 shaytards!!!

[Cookie4cora2lee]

oh god i laughed so effing hard when the slow motion came on i couldnt breathe for like 2 mins

seriously you could be a voice actor you acts super insanely weird like lots of them are and you make a lot of different funny voices :P

[bbmcloug]

shay is so evil

[MizAmy01]

this vid is so funny when shay hit mommytard i could not stop laughing...! mommytard is the best she didnt even get pissed at shay she is some woman love u mommytard.. :)

[brwniez1]

Lol oh man when you shot your wife with a paper wad..made me laugh so hard ....LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL i cant stop laughing..........LOLLLLLLLLL.­.....ok i need rest...

[straydrummer925]

so if i make a comment about the future i can get more than two thumbs?

[MyHooty234]

lol! That is a cute little girl