I will not kill my sister

[TheShizznay]

I put this on my sisters facebook wall, she wasn't too pleased

[lalaXPlala]

what season was this? I can't remember

[TheSeanoftheBread]

This show looks interesting. Someone tell me if I should watch it

[repogirl20]

@TheSeanoftheBread YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

DO IT NOW!

[TheSeanoftheBread]

@repogirl20 Okay, I'll get right on that.

[defhawk2010]

@TheSeanoftheBread The show is really good.. you'll be hooked

[JesterUK2]

@TheSeanoftheBread

yes but stop after season 4 because the show becomes utterly terrible

[Frankiponken]

@TheSeanoftheBread Yes. do it. awesome show.

[godkingRoss]

We've all been there, lol

[MrPyks]

You should create a 10 hours version :)

[katiemaher174]

know the feeling dex! :L

[amillionminutes]

I'm so going to post this next time my sister hacks my Facebook.

[TheMetallicafan20]

best line of that whole episode

[xickin]

Just replace sister with brother and you have my inner most thoughts

[NARUTO5195]

I Was Thinking This When I Go To See The Secretary Who Is A Bitch And Purposly Messes With My Scheduele And Appointments

"I Will Not Kill This Bitch. I Will Not Kill This Bitch. I Will Not Kill This Bitch."

[Spiroslp]

I will not kiss my brother i will not kiss my brother :P

[Frankiponken]

@Spiroslp You want to kiss your brother?

[Spiroslp]

@Frankiponken thoughts of Debra man.

[ultimateman262]

easy way not to be killed... be dexters sister

[NARUTO5195]

Oh Dexter You Kill Me!

[tomyman]

she always left the juice open XD

[BigBadBoy91]

while he was thinking of this deb was thinking 'i will not hit on my brother' 'i will not hit on my brother'

[MiaFeyXGodot]

@BigBadBoy91 I see what you did there XD

[HipnosisV1SvR]

"OH GOD..." - Dexter Morgan

[morphinebubbles]

i absolutly love Dexter's inner monologues...LOL

[NARUTO5195]

Lol That Is So What He Would Be Thinking!

[XsupadumbassX]

@NARUTO5195 Why are you capitalizing the first letter of every word?

You strike me as a person who only heard about grammar while reading a pamphlet on the toilet.

[NARUTO5195]

@XsupadumbassX Where The Hell Did You Get That

[mickeyrox4029]

Instead she caught him killing someone

[littlewittlepup]

@mickeyrox4029 cheers for the spoiler you complete cunt.

[mickeyrox4029]

@littlewittlepup lol that's what I'm thinking.. Idon't know.

[TheDark2042]

(Novel spoil !)

He won't kill her, she'll (hardly) accept it, and get used to it.

(I don't know if it will be the same in the tv show...)

[mickeyrox4029]

@TheDark2042 She's gonna love him < now joke

[DennisBayazitov]

Well, now that she's a witness, I guess we'll have to wait and see.

[JDreamM23]

Sorry Dex, you might have to kill her next season. ;)

[gallina098]

@JDreamM23 confirmed that deb is gonna be in season 7 and 8 so it won't happen that =P

[XxScarTheWolfXx]

Kill mine shes annoying

[XxTriViuMfan98xX]

season/ep?

[DaltonMunnal]

@XxTriViuMfan98xX @ablehblehhbleh929232 Somewhere early in the second season.

[ablehblehhbleh929232]

anyone know what episode this is from?? THANKSS!! :)

[StuntedSnail]

else has to sometimes tell themselves this

[elvaelvirababe]

His monotone sounds like Stephen Hawkins.

[IsabelaNavarro11]

I'll try, but it's really hard!!!!!! Especially when you have 5 of them.... and all their crazy kids running around 24/7!!!!

GOD HELP ME!!!!

[maxigif]

I will not kill my sister, I will n- Surprise Motherfucka! *kill sister*

[PeaceLoveDramaFreak]

i will kill my sister

[kabadaiXXX]

this vid should also have covered the last dialogues :)

[dnbslmnsgfnf]

You should have made it loop

[buzzy0016]

@dnbslmnsgfnf yeah that would have been funny XD.6 hours of dexter saying "i will not kill my sister" haha.

[Elmicrobio99]

Those of you who have a sister, you just found your new ringtone.

[SecretSpetsnaz]

i still haven't had that thought go through my head am i crazier??? O_O

[uNANOtube]

@SecretSpetsnaz Well how old are you?

[SecretSpetsnaz]

@uNANOtube i am 19 but my sister is 9 and she is respectful and i hardly see her anyway... guess thats the difference

[uNANOtube]

@SecretSpetsnaz :D wait untill the teen years to kick in jajajaja

[SecretSpetsnaz]

@uNANOtube oh right i forgot about those *facepalms* damn it you had to remind me -__-

[Harlequinist]

We know Dexter, that's why Brian isn't alive... arsehole :(

[JohnyAngelo]

This is what I'm repeating to myself every weekend after "girl's night"

[danochez]

lol you gotta get the timing down and do it over and over. Pretty much making a sexter line out of it.

[Kuupoju]

My daily mantra.

[danochez]

haha hit 3 then 2 after the first word and let your mind do the rest.

[dodgerdaw1]

@danochez i did and i dont get it

[mcool135]

@danochez  It doesn't work <.< fail

[MrPrinceSorrow]

Thumbs up if your fav character other than dexter is Masuka XD

[SSJ2UMRaijinGohan]

I'm surpised he didn't say, "I will not fuck my sister, I will not fuck my sister" lol

[JohnyAngelo]

@SSJ2UMRaijinGohan esspecially when he's dating her in RL. imagine it other way -

[vahnfish]

I just started watching two weeks ago and I caught up, cant wait for s06

[michy7896]

i love this show <3

[mgrchip]

Ok frankly, who would NOT want to kill Deb... just put her out of her misery already- I mean, I would ask myself "Why do certain people hate her in that they want her killed off" but I already have my reason, if its not everyones thought: TOO FREAKING DRAMATIC AND ANNOYING!! It's always about her! "5 season's ago I got kidnapped By Dexter's brother, and I have to consistantly REMIND people of that and find something not EVEN related to that... In the meantime, I will bang with special guest!"

[TheBuffylol]

@mgrchip id hold on to having the fiance I freakin fell in love with turn out to be a serial killer and try to kill me. I just finished season 3 but it really seems as though she just wants everyone to forget it ever happened

[mgrchip]

@TheBuffylol ehh yes and no... I would explain why, but are you just GETTING INTO Dexter and just catching up?

[TheBuffylol]

@mgrchip yeah. my friend and i were discussing trying to get obsessed with a new show cuz the last few we liked got cancelled So i just said my sister luuuuurves this show called Dexter and we watched the first episode to test it out a few months ago and got hooked but we had to take a break for a while which put us behind. We'll start s4 soon. Sorry if im going off about stuff i have no idea about yet.

[95Godfather]

has dexter ever attempt to kill Debra

[flyingdutchman888]

Now that is a mantra that everyone can use.

[leonidash15]

I can relate

[GJARRS]

imagine not being able to hear Dexter's thoughts. How empty and awkward the show would be.

[guest25951]

@GJARRS u have a point, but i think michael's such a good actor that it would work, but the audience would not be rooting for him as much.

[G0odf3lla]

@GJARRS hahaha

[iHalftimeHero]

3 people killed their sister.

[minichapify]

Lol

[Spyder376]

which episode was this?

[danielinsporto]

Dexter made me start buying Simply Orange OJ

[dexterfan10165]

I love this scene!

[link5767]

press 5 it sounds like im gonna kill her

[warmaker911]

i've not had a sister but i've sure felt the same for my gf's at some point

[OddlySocks]

This video got me into Dexter!

[Mcheetah]

...But I WILL punch Deb in the face. Bitch is just asking for it!

[Dragodemon000]

I'm trying to find a way to cycle this for 20 some-odd seconds.

...I'm making it the ringtone for when my sister calls.

[93Teejay]

Press 5 for Herhamillknott

[halopunkdud3]

I have 2 sisters (8 and 9) and i'm 19, you have no idea how many times this has ran through my head.

[b2succeed12]

The 2 ppl who disliked this want Dexter's sister dead (i don't blame them she's incredibly annoying)

[AlaskaWolf]

@b2succeed12 I remember once after I stayed up waaaay too late reading Dex (and was on painkillers after a surgery) that I was nearly crying out of frustration and trying to convince Dexter to kill his sister because, yes, yes she is unbelievably annoying...But I gave this a thumb's up anyway. xP

[DrGregoryHouse100]

@ Animefootlover Actually i always think the opposite: "I WILL kill my sister, I WILL kill my sister..."

[ChildMolestingRobot]

DO IT!!! PLEASE!!! I fucking hate Debra!

[fun4everyonebutyou]

Ahaha I laughed so hard at that

[Turek6766]

@Animefootlover Thank you, captain Obvious :-)

[benos]

2 people want to kill their sister.

[angro337]

ha i say that every day :)

[shesage61]

@angro337

:-)))

[shesage61]

@angro337

..bat WHY?

do not get mad at your sister ;-)

[Doomy23]

@starsfanatic14 Wut ?

[MrFrooost]

BUYA! New ring tone added!

[RelleRoulette]

i bet my brother has ahd that thought many times 

[jorgeanhthrone]

I know how it feels...have to say it a hundred times, almost everyday!

[legolovergirls]

GOLD

[Raafi1234]

Some of these comments down here are down right hilarious! LOL

On a side note what did deb do to get him all worked up. Or better is there a link?

[SoGLordKratos]

@Raafi1234 that's when she move on with him and hes showing her some appartments and shes turning everyone of em down... he want her to leave so he can kill in peace lol

[ThatsWhatSheSaid0012]

@starsfanatic14 ...What does this mean

[DexterM187]

Thumbs up if you've ever had to tell yourself that.

[TheInsanePsycho714]

I will kill my brother i will kill my brother i will kill my brother....

[samiam1995]

@starsfanatic14 What the fuck does that even mean?

[TheHappyKitten]

@starsfanatic14 what?

[CurkJ]

learn to spell

[whistlestopX]

Anybody else saying this would be nothing special. Normal, bland, blah. From Dexter...the serial killer? Funny as hell.

[FantasmaLuna]

LOL! I'm pretty sure everyone who has a sister has thought this a bunch of times in their lives. I know I have.

[cnichol51]

Haha!!!! I love this scene everytime I see this scene it is ales funny! Lol I do that to but I say in my head I will not kill my brother lol.

[caustic77755]

it's a very funny scene, but you have to show the whole thing or it just doesn't work

[eaglehawk111]

which episode is this from?

[nubi22]

I can't remember exactly but I know it's season 2 first disc of the DVD

[Ikurun]

It's during the first half of episode 2, season 2. =)

Very early in the episode, in fact. After about 12 minutes.

[iLaengsi]

hahah xD

paradox dexter...you're the best :D

[kevinyvanesa]

priceless lmao

[crawdadorgy]

that's cool it was for personal use

[ethugsarefunny]

would be better to have the scene preceding this as well... either way thanks for posting

[biggman18]

dexter: i will ot kill my sister i will not kill my sister i will not kill my sister i will not kill my siste........

5 hours later

deb: AHHH WHAT THE FUCK DEX!?!?!

dexter: BITch ima teach u to leave the orange juice on the table!!!!

[Animefootlover]

the funny part is all brothers have had that thought once in their life

[amyray1111]

and sisters

[Nanaman12345]

@Animefootlover Once? I think it every time I see her.

[SecretSpetsnaz]

@Nanaman12345 Easy Easy!! calm down

[Nanaman12345]

@SecretSpetsnaz Too bad. Already killed her.

[SecretSpetsnaz]

@Nanaman12345 Nah You wouldn't sides she can't be that bad

[Tomy0791]

@Animefootlover No I have it about every 2 minutes oh wait my sister is coming home hey another moment when i just want to rip of her head

[FantasmaLuna]

@Animefootlover So have sisters...more than once, actually.

[DexterM187]

@Animefootlover I was just thinking the same thing, dude.

[Pikepaw]

@Animefootlover Once? I have had to use this mantra at several points in my life with my sisters

[Gingerkyd]

i can relate dex, gotta resist!

[DoranSiegeTower]

What the hell???????

[foxpawz]

i think it shows that Dexter does CARE about deb even if he tries to make hismelf believe he has NO feelings for other humans. But he does...he cares for his family, cares for Rita and the kids... and i think it just shows that he can control his urges more then he even wants to believe.

[lila7881]

@foxpawz

totally agree

[ladydruyear]

I will not kill my brother as the years have gone by that has run through my head more than a few times.

[mencken]

They did this as a way to show how Crazy Dexter was, but really, what man hasn't at some point had "I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister" running through his head?

[crawdadorgy]

or woman.

[JoshBHC]

no actually it is showing Dexter's ironic sarcasm. He was poking fun at the fact that he is a serial killer and his sister is annoying the shit out of him. It wasn't put there to show how crazy he is but to make light of him being a serial killer.

[mencken]

I think you misunderstand and are reading way too much into it. It was character development, meant to show what is really lurking beneath. I agree it was for the funny, but it had a point.

[JoshBHC]

I don't want to start a youtube argument (which I do way too often) but to think that it was a way of showing the monster lurking beneath is also reading way too much into it. Making light of him being a serial killer is just a simple gag. But to each his own. I hate the phrase to each his own but it seemed fitting.

[jamesusillXD]

Im afraid i agree with joshbhc here...

[beprepared24]

@mencken a man that doesnt have a sister ;)

[theInversion99]

@mencken Anyone with a sister has thought that lol

[liQuidmoTion]

@mencken

that's better than having I will kill my sister running through your mind, so keep it up! ;D

[Xerock]

@mencken

the ones without sisters

[Seplaire]

I LOVED that bit!! MERCI!!

[andyB136]

what is the point of that......cool show though

[crawdadorgy]

oh, I was using it in a blog entry about my sister.

[ffalc]

@crawdadorgy :) <3 love