HIgH ON JESUS

[pulsare21]

you should make a movie about this guy lol,

[benaharris]

jesus isnt god this is silly why not dance around the toastersee zeitgeist get educated forget MYTHS

[bnbalenda]

I am not surprised, Greg. I know you, buddy. Keep it up.

[colep001]

funny but cool

[aaronzvz]

"Tastes like christian" best line I have heard all week.

[ItsTheTrickAttack]

2012. aliens.

[crazy456eyes]

fuckin guy makes me piss lmao wonder what hes like in real life haha

[TheExtremist123]

The Holy Smoke!

[binxer5000]

Taste like Christian!

[sarrahisflyy]

you're not funny .

now shread me to peices , for my opinion .

[spook79]

Whatever gets the dopamine levels in your brain released right?

[spook79]

John Hagee: "There's no high like the most high!"

[JillAngie3]

There is MUCH speculation in the research world, that the floods in Queensland were caused by HAARP.. It is thought that HAARP was also used to create hurricane Katrina, the earthqualke in China and possibly also the Tsunami. It is worth doing some research and checking it out. Knowledge is power.

[JillAngie3]

The Zionist Globalists want to dupe the gullible masses into believing that there is a second coming and that the new Messiah approves of Islam. The reason they want Islam to be dominant is because they want to de-stabilize so that the masses are more easily controlled. The Rothschild's own half of the worlds wealth and they are behind Israel....there is a very big conspiracy. They are planning and succeeding in de-populating the world. Wake up people!

[JillAngie3]

This is quite funny actually! lol

Also, just for info, the globalist Zionists who are controlling what is happening in the world and who were behind 911, are faking a second coming of a religious nature. This is called 'Project Blue Beam'. They have already sttarted to do this with Holograms. The most recent was the UFO above the church in Jerusalem. The media is spreading untruths that it is connected with the Phrophet Mohammed. They want to create a one world religion and a one world Govt.

[JillAngie3]

Just for info, there's a video on YT titled 'Ron Wyatt talking about JESUS blood sample'. Okay, well I am not religious but rather open minded and therefore I just think of the blood of this so called 'Messiah' as interesting. The results of the blood test was the SAME as the results of 'Lloyd Pye's 2011 DNA results of the Starchild skull' (also on TY).....the DNA results were: the Mother was 100% human and the Father 100% ALIEN. Want to argue with DNA results? Feel free to do your own research.

[JillAngie3]

I prefer to keep open minded as opposed to professing I know whether God exists or not so I am not an atheist....atheists only try to disprove something which they believe doesn't exist, but in reality no-one can know for sure the secrets of the Universe. If there was anyone that knew the truth about there being a God then there wouldn't be so many different religions and confusion. Humans have hidden certain truths through the ages and that is what some of us are researching.

[RzzRBladez]

Epic^^

[whereismygracejesus]

Blasphemy, you tore the knickers off Jesus. Don't you know god is a book!!!!!! Was it the King James version?

[Midnightryder7]

i did this once in my younger years..we party at a hotel once and ran out of rolling papers..guess what we used?..lol

[loosifur]

lord shiva made that from his own body

[UltiEd]

I just randomly found this video, and it's fucking funny. Expected nothing and got a big lulz! TASTE LIKE CHRISTIAN :D

[TrunkMonkey3000]

You atheists are silly. They the mark of the beast here now ... you`re too busy making a mockery of god`s words haha. I can see most people are not prepared for the truth.

[robertwc82]

@TrunkMonkey3000 some people dont have the ability to discern fact from fiction because they reject evidence and logic and base their beliefs on blind faith and ignoprance. atheists disbelieve in all the gods you disbelieve in atheists just disblieve in 1 more god than you

[richardhaw]

hahaha

[Shadowlit001]

This is awesome! It has inspired a camping trip I'm taking this weekend with my friends where we're just going to smoke the random plants we come across.

[zammystavez]

@Shadowlit001 lol your gonna die

[youngn420]

OMG yes! I have done the exact samething with bible pages lol

[F5FURU12]

i thought levitices was ur favorite bible story

[PumpingSmashkins]

@StrRecord illiterate retard.

[lyspnlyssa88]

whats the song that plays when he becomes stoned?

[tubetib]

You are just a fucking psychopath. I recommend seeing a doctor, an atheist doctor of course.

[LovelyYTRocks]

"Lucky this wasn't a burning bush... ahuehuehuehuehue..."

[arbitor365]

"come back here! just like jesus will..... in 2012!"

[AnthraciteCowboy]

This guy is fucking funny. Only the cavemen that worship god(s) are funnier conceptually.

[MongooseFreeRider]

So thats why jesus vanished from the cave He found Herbs stash and smoked it then got so high and ended up in heaven and he wont come down till 2012 Must of been some good shit..LMFAO

[lightning101196x]

the funniest sit on utube.

[mrbedbrains]

it was funny when you said "lucky this was the burning bush" lol

[tpotpo9]

he rold up some wild letus

[Toneytc]

you're a dink.

[tazz1418]

this my Fav 1god1jesus video !

[2be2baked]

UGH tastes like christian LMFAO

[afroballer]

Sumbody is going straight to hell.... Only god can judge you but this is just insane; not funny at all but rather insulting... U 2 idiots!

[DiverforPort]

@afroballer Not funny? OK but what has this video got to do with U2?

[paolo27th]

@afroballer So you mean you are God?

[HolyAdonis]

greg thats crazy that your single cause you da man!!!

[maritree]

@HolyAdonis agreed ..hot and funny as fk..great combo :D

[markuslebt]

if its good enough for G sus its good nuff fo mey...

[deconv3rt3d]

"Dear Lord, thank you for the beautiful Thai Transexual prostitute I had last night. You know the one who I'm talking about.... she kept shouting out your name!"

[DiverforPort]

Well glad "she" enjoyed it!

[STNDYRGRND]

hahahahah. <3

[StrangeMusicFan91]

"this stuff is almost as good as jesus".. by making this video i doubt u have ever felt the power of Jesus` High. and i garantee you its better than anything you will ever feel. I truly hope that you get to experience it and i pray that you will find your way to him and humble yourself at his beautiful holy feet as i do. The end is near i hope you find your way quick, God bless.

[TheStrangeRanger]

@StrangeMusicFan91

> the power of Jesus` High. and i garantee you its better than anything you will ever feel.

How do you keep him lit?

[FangFiftyFive]

Is that mint?

[moleman124]

LOL "mm tastes like christian"

[spuncog]

I have a dark and an uneven coloration on my man vagina skin , how to get rid of it? make it lighter?

[TheAtomicist42]

Lol... Biiiiibllllle. It has a nice sound... kind of Salad Fingers like.

[TheSuperAmoeba]

What's the point of this video? That hippies are dirty? wut. :D

[YouKite]

Great video!

[hyderbomb]

ahahahhaha best video in long time, thank you

[rubenfranco36]

ROFLMAO

[lilgrlkissesnhugs]

Omg your nuts, I laughed so hard at this video, me and my boyfriend love your videos, thanks for making this hilarious channel. Peace

[Tata4him]

ur goin straight tohell dudE

[exacerbatedtaboo]

So you speak for god and now you judge for him too?

[justpaul62]

Dude, I wish I was your therapist!

[ramsay717]

wow bible references used amazing!! the burning bush. hilarious. i love it how you portray the christian belief and way of life perfectly. good luck with the salvation thing.

[Boxcutter7]

In some translations of the bible, the anointing oil that the christ (anointed one) is supposed to anointed with contains about 9lb of flowering cannabis tops. The recipe is found in Exodus 30:22-33.

[coralarch]

@Boxcutter- many thanks! I was going to use my Bible to light the BBQ- but at last, I've found a REAL use for it!

[DiverforPort]

Hey Cora amazing that the Bible has recipes isn't it? I should look that up one day, I tried some "special cake" in Amsterdam once, it did not work.

[coralarch]

It didn't work? Why didn't you stoke up on angel dust and pulverise those cheating Dutch bastards??!

[DiverforPort]

Yes well I am wondering if the "special" seed things were something else caraway seeds maybe?

[coralarch]

I wouldn;t know, mate- it sounds very suss.

[RaebNitsirt]

Wow! This was so cartoony! I love it!

[hefeltbad]

eu666 us666 watch the video

[blaziermissy]

lol....love it!

[Zuul030]

Heh.

I need my Aussie to American dictionary :D

Funny vid as always, Greg :D

[YoureWrongImRight]

HAHahHAHAhAh !!

Too bad there aren't more Christians like you at bible camp. Or any, for that matter.

[Xeletoph]

lmao funny shit. You missed a part tho'. You got lazy, happy, and sleepy, but I'm afraid you forgot the hungry phase. lol. No matter. Great video anyhow. :-)

[1GOD1JESUS]

oh yeah your right... oh well, too late, if you saw the way l made these videos you would understand :D

[hefeltbad]

wow you read the first page of the bible genesis 1-12. ya should thank god you have the freedom of speech to make this video.even though i didnt agree at all with it.i would die for your right to free speech.good luck with the salvation thing.GOD bless

[scepticalpreacher]

Heh heh. The magic Bible scene is classic.

[GnosticAtheist]

This is one of the best videos I have ever seen...

[PuppiesAndPussies]

omg you are so funny :)

[MSNBCFAN]

Jesus is going to rip your dick off!!!!

[GnosticAtheist]

LAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!

[nxzo2]

I can't stop laughing whenever I watch your vids. Please keep posting for the sake of my sanity.

[mrdreamers4u]

that shit was sooo GAY!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shrikechan]

Not as gay as you! ;)

[gs117]

Rock on Team Jesus!

[skyzthelimi7]

Well done, excellent stuff, do keep up the good work!

[dannyboy11490]

i know rolling paper is cheap and all

but i prefer to use the bible my mom gave me.

i just wished it didnt have so many unnecessary black little words in it. it makes it hard for me to cut papers around it.

[k3ckakal]

lol hahahahahahahahah 0:39 "following the path that moses made moses made moses made" along with that weird walking and the sound, as if something was about to go wrong.

[bonghits4breakfast]

team jesus lol

[Flotgus]

5 stars ... extremely funny ORIGINAL australian comedy. I am loving all your vids mate... hilarious shit.

Bong on in the name of Jesus.

Flotgus

Aussie Prank Calls

[Rickstarbrown]

awesome!

[FerralSean]

YOURE MY IDOL

[recreptical]

Bogans yeah ...funny but !

[satisfy247]

lol

[MintyNapalm]

Team Jesus!!

lmfao

[Kenjineering]

whatttaa bunch of BOGANS LOL!!!

arse at 0:36

[xMarHazKx]

lmfao

[d3po17]

great vid! :D

[plinktome]

LMAO..."taste like christian"...

[leokimvideo]

grab a chocolate, you know which one not to buy.. thanks for your support..

go team Jesus..

[newtokyoterror]

OMG i love this vid.

[uluvpink]

HAHA

[grassburner]

Now thats a Doobie!!! Very green leafy stuff!

[sarahkellett]

come back like Jesus will in 2012! lmao!!!

[LordSaintKrisha]

Now I know how Mary felt after God ravish her. haha

[saintfletcher]

Oh Jesus!

[THEREIZNOGOD]

"i can't feel anything"

that's what bill clinton said right after he didn't inhale

[TheOriginalHamster]

lolrotf

Oh that was so worth watching

[sexoja23]

I like the little laugh lol.

hihi humhuhhiiiiiiii

[TTrimmer1111]

roll me up one of those sinner sticks lol

[AssassinTheHasson]

Sir, you're going to hell, and I think it'll be a blast seeing you there. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.

[StylidiumLane]

Off to confession for you!

[NonStampCollector]

Another lol from me.

[alphgeek]

Great work, your vids get better and better. You've got that born-again glint in the eye down pat!

[dannukesem]

The clown & pig disturb me a little....

[solmoman]

What is this ÖÖÖÖÖB

[robbiebonham]

lol... "tastes like Christian..."

[YokoOnosAsbestosBand]

It's from the earth, right? And god made the earth, right? Smoke up in the name of the Almighty connection!

[AngerFist333]

fukken lold bro

[TyThatAussieGuy]

Always knew you were a pothead haha

[joeyzee123]

uve lost the plot

[cArNiVal015]

haha burning bushes would hurt

[DiverforPort]

I imagine most Bibles pages would light well like tabacco paper does. Mixed herbs mixed with the leaves is a good idea too.

[shanetime06]

"...now I'm interested."

[wafflethug]

Awesome!

[216trixie]

"Tastes like christian"....lololol

[ayoumans25]

feel better greggie :D

[ayoumans25]

were you in NC while making this??

[1GOD1JESUS]

no im here in brisbane, damn, if i was in NC id drive the 8 hours to come and see you baby! My friend in the vid is living in NC and is home for a holiday, ill be over there next year for sure!

[pensego]

You should've used a scripture like:

"Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green HERB have I given you all things." Genesis 9:3

"and the LEAVES of the tree were for the healing of the nations." Revelations 22:2

[alittlewrm]

egads that is a hefty blunt. im surprised you didn't come to naked, covered in spiderwebs and vomit pretending to be a fighter pilot, stradling a german sheperd.

not that thats ever happened to me.

[bundyhero69]

haha nice one mate

[Vogter2100]

FUCKIN' AWESOME.. :-)

[Trexboss]

GOD RAVAGED MARY

[NubianTribesman]

Wtf, funny and crazy

[Kattarina98]

Now I must make up my mind - which one is better, this one or "Cruising with Jesus?"

In the meantime, 5 stars and favourited.

[lunaehmaz]

This was toooo funny!!

[Jtking3000]

haha those puns are so good!

[KiaOra53]

Thanks for the molto laughs.

Was looking forward to a video on the Gold coast gathering......

[muttgooch]

So Jesus turned oregano into weed at a commitment blow out in Canna and his mother's  full name was Mary Jane? Just asking.:)

[boobmcnutt]

Wow.

[ridthedelusional]

hahaha pretty funny

[jmsimpson11]

ahahah win

[penvsword]

you tube has hit its high water mark ,it is all down from here

5*

wanking with a bible ????? i'm an A-thiest and i think you(and your dog) are going to hell for this......i will too.. i giggled for 4 min. 8 sec.

[1GOD1JESUS]

this is my first video with another person in it and it shows how much they can help with their input and help with production. Many thanks to G :)

[TrueBlueAustralian]

ohh nice splif

Did you have a good time at the gathering..?

[1GOD1JESUS]

yes l did, now l know what to expect, the next one will be even better, mind you, it is why l am sick :)

[43alley]

That chase scene was like Benny Hill meets Cheech & Chong meets Ray Comfort!

[Highdracco]

I wonder who the camera guy is :)

[WatchtowerAddict]

You look like youve done that before brother god !

[1GOD1JESUS]

i just pretended it was my priest ;p

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

"Tastes like Christian" LOL!

[Satanail323]

lmao! fucking brilliant man! XD yay for krusty&pig! 5starsagain!

[clockworkmeltdown]

ha ha... im so glad stylidium aka sammi, showed me your channel!!! funny shit

rock on-space

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

Was that the music from BlogCastTV...?

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

PodCastTV

[1GOD1JESUS]

well its from iMovie jingles, so they may have used it also.

[b1asphemer]

you finally found a practical use for the bible!

funny

[raptoresque]

thank you 1god1jesus i love your biblical adventures

[1GOD1JESUS]

thanks, they are fun to make too, and it was even more fun making it with me old mate from way back :)

[PieSwan36]

Hello again Father, I smoked some LSD last night and then had sex with a small lepricorn. Do u speak to you about that or god?

[1GOD1JESUS]

you speak to me ;p

[omgitslukky]

Wow, this video was awesome, I've gotta start using "bonzi" like that more often.

[1GOD1JESUS]

lol, its actually "bonza", as in rippa beauty bonza bottler!

[omgitslukky]

so who's rack was that at 3:14 and why is the g uncapped?

[1GOD1JESUS]

the rack is of a friend of mine and the g was a typing error that i thought id leave cos it looked kinda cute

[omgitslukky]

I agree, the rack, I mean the g is kinda cute.

[Maxell720]

Awesome video :)