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  • Court Ordered wtf?

  • Gragas & Gankplank !

  • i see Gankplank ohh its reallife :O

  • @SecTionAkaShurican From League of legends? xD

  • I'd gladly write about Cap'n Slappy and Ol'Chumbucket in a book :D

  • lol wtf?

  • wow... that was really good! I remeber these guys fom an episode of wife swap.

  • Pedobear approves.

  • ARRRR! Ya scurvy dogs, i should keel haul the lot of ya, the damn song is ringing in my head all day long. Arrrrr!

  • wtf...?

  • is...is tey a pedo...?

  • nice

  • how did i end up here lol

  • it needs a studio version with music aaaaaarrrrrrr

  • I love this! I want to teach my Korean kids this for their English Camp, so are there any lyrics available???

  • Arr, where be thee lyricals ta this beauteous song?

  • This is just perfect .... 

  • ARRRR, ye wee lad looks like he's about to wet himself from standing around! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRR

  • FSM

  • "will no one think of the children"

    " i wont think of the children"

    "your court ordered not to think of the children"

    pure class

  • Better than half the stuff that pops up in X-Factor.

  • aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its hurting my ears aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your good at the low notes but aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why did i listen to this.

  • cool song guys!

  • Hoy ! Can I join the crew ?!

  • ide a tomar polo cú

    cajo na cona que vos botou

    fillos de puta

  • oh my god!!!!!

  • Great job, guys! Fun and musical at the same time:-)

  • Scourge of the WMG!

  • That be a fine shanty and ye be fine pirates!

  • i think im also gonna be a pirate when i get older

  • 151warren must not have children. Fun song guys! Thanks!

  • this is a awesome i love good job this made my 2 minutes of my life happier

  • this is a awesome i love good job

  • AHOY!! BE YE PASTAFARIANS?!?!

  • . . .the look on the poor kid's face. . .

  • That's a fun song. :)

  • HAHAHA the kid looks like he really doesn't want to be there

  • The apprentice baby pirate is so cute

  • Yarr! 41 People be Yellow-Bellied Sapsuckin' landlubbers! Curse them!

  • HELL YEAH!!! This is greatness.

  • Very cute. Thank you. :)

  • See? There's another edge Pirates have over Ninjas. Ninjas don't get to sing lively sea shanties.

  • OMGGGGGGGGGG i love this song!

  • Hahaha! I dunno what the hell i just saw, but it was funny i know that much.

  • @MADMANx511 Hahaha I was thinking the same thing. Searching for videos gets you to some of the most random ones

  • wife swap?

  • :) thanks

  • In the beginning was the word, and the word was "arrrrrrr!" -piraticus 13:7 May ye all be touched bt his noodly appendage ye old seadogs

  • XD epic i <3 pirates

  • "You're court ordered not to think of the children!" hilarious :D

  • lyrics anyone???

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • Interesting. I never knew there was a holiday for pirates. I'll have to talk like a pirate too ;) I'll say "Get your booty on up there ye skallywag! Swab the poop deck!" Hehe... ;) Yo, ho ho!

    Great song, too. It's so.... booty-ful :)

  • Sorry you feel that way.

  • @OfficialWench Sorry? Sorry?!? What kinda pirate are you? Don't take that from him! Blackbeard woulda tied him to the bore of a 5 gun. Capt. Kidd woulda poured molten silver in his eyes. Calico Jack woulda fed him to Anne and Mary. Pssshhhh.....go keelhaul him or somethin.

  • @151warren i liked it...

    I was playing wow and i was a pirate

  • @151warren Eat a dirty salty sea dick matey!

  • @151warren You're such a Troll... and a loser that thinks he's tha best... Fell sorry for ya kid... By the way... GET A LIFE!!

  • be eyein' this with pleasure ,yarrr good job

  • don't complain about pirates! Pirates are good for the world's future. Don't you know, that the sinking number of pirates in the world is the reason for global warming?

  • @DexterLaevus Aye, for the FSM!

  • @DexterLaevus That is right and may you be blessed by his noodly apphendage.

  • Eyarrr!  Likely lookin' swabs they be!

  • "i won't think of the children."........

    "You're court ordered not to think of the children."

    ~lmao

  • Ey, you stole the tune from Monty Python's Flying Circus! They used the same tune for their Lumberjack Song (yeah that's also on youtube). Monty Python's way older than this, so you just stole it from them and not composed by yourself.

  • @LotusLelie It has a tiny similarity, the erst is all different.

    Listen those songs again.

  • that's sweet :x

  • Talk like a pirate day? XD

  • i <3 pirates i feel like buying a mayflower ship and takeing over the seas XD

  • can somebody post the lyrics.pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase. thanks

  • ARRR! This be a jolly song that i will teach me Crew. Always good to 'ave a many a melody to sing druing times at taverns and nights at sea, Yar HAR!

    Tank ye! ;)

  • Wife swap?

  • pair of paedo's

  • You're court ordered not to think of the children!

  • Yarr, me matey's !

  • The was a great song and act, Very fun you had my head going side to side P-) . One the most enjoyable video's on youtube I've ever watched.

  • death3261 and pizzoozzip: Seriously, if you didn't have any interest in this then you wouldn't have watched it, nor would you have commented. GET A LIFE, LOSERS. This may not be the rough pirate-try that is conventionally known, but they're making it fun for everyone. Honestly, this is heartwarming. Thank you, TLAPD.

  • Mark Summers!!!!!!

  • Why are pirates always drunk?

    Coz they 'Arrrrrrr!!!'

  • captain slappy is so jovial, he just spreads joy. Its borderline unbelievable. I mean am I the only one who watched wife swap, it was obvious slappy instantly brought peace. Slappy is the big dog of the pirates, just look at his influence, he converted the the whole block to pirateism

  • This is wonderful. You two are really doing something worth while! Carry on! Aahrr!

  • HUZZAH!

  • Wonderful. Caught me by surprise. MORE ! MORE MORE ! Thanks. Good forever is just that. Happy New Year. Well done.

  • This was great :) My kids loved it (and so did us parents!)

    Arr!

  • HAAAARRRR

  • hahahaarrrrrrrr fantastic!

  • they prolly never even been near the ocean, cap'n slappy likes little children

  • hahahahahahahahahaah

  • Okay so i must be honest , captain slappy you are my idol. I have wanted to learn your magical ways since i saw you on wife swap. AND now i find you on youtube! YOU ARE MY HERO! STEAL ME ON YOUR PIRATE SHIP PLEASE!!!!!! im not even joking.

  • u wanna touch his ass

  • XD magnifico!!

  • them guys think their pirates

  • Correction they ARE pirates.

  • Arrr ye little lad, So, ye be seekin' adventures in salty old pirates eh?

  • "You're court ordered not to think of the children" XD

  • this song kicks massive ass.

  • I arrrrrrrr love this song!

  • aaaahaargh ramen mateys all hail the fsm

  • Is "Talk Like a Pirate Day" real? I thought Artix Entertainment made it up.

  • Artix Entertainment picked up on Talk Like A Pirate Day about a year after it took off. Yes, it's real.

  • Wikipedia and the official "Talk Like a Pirate Day" website has all the information you need (unless someone went into the wiki and changed it, then the website is all you need).

  • beautiful!

  • Love this song lol, don't know why

  • I got a picture of Cap'n slappy and his limo in alaska :D

  • Where was he? On a cruise? Arrrr! Missed him!

  • AHOY, THIS BE A FINE SONG IT IS

  • See. I told everybody if they voted for Obama there'd be trouble. And look. Pirates. Who's lettin' all these pirates in to the country? Where's our border control? I hope these pirates ain't gonna get health care. When's real americans gonna stand up to this pirate menace ...? Oops. Whew. Wrong site. Sorry.

  • THAT was hilarious!! Thank you! I have lready shared tht with Ol' Chumbucket, Cap'n Slappy and Jezebel the Web Wench. Well done!!

    Mad Sally

  • @abruzzo71 I don't see what's wrong with pirates. They can do whatever they want.

    Cool video!

  • @abruzzo71 It's still true though. There's pirates everywhere. Look at that? One outside my house, sailing a toy boat in a puddle. XD!

  • @abruzzo71

    better pirates than internet retards

  • aye tis worth five stARRRRS!!!

  • Tis a mAAAARRRRRsterpiece

  • YAAR!!

  • Shiver me timbers! Great job, mateys!

  • Avast arrgh!

  • Brilliant!

  • Yaaaar! :D

  • YAAARRRRR

  • Sorry, that would be the Pachelbel Rant where he demonstrates the similarity of many rock songs.

  • The little kid is so cute, especially when he puts on his mean pirate face. For those that say it copies any other tune, well,...if you have any experience with or knowledge of traditional music, you would see that there are many tunes with different words.

    Chord-wise, see the example of the you tube video guy who sings about pachelbel on his guitar, and how tons of modern rock songs follow the exact same chord progression.

  • I liked the story time video, but a song is even better! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!!

  • grrrreat!!! arrrrrrrr!!

  • lmao "Me boutique's in this chest I took-But I'm no crook!" LMAO! Unfortunatley Pirate's were only allowed to stay up till 8pm aboard most ships.

  • Bardzo lubie ich oglądać.

    Spoko goście!!!

  • this is the same as the lumberjack song from monty python

  • yes but importantly with enough alterations to prevent a lawsuit

  • yeah the tune is, but they won't get copyrighted...

  • 0:05 For the Children xDDDDD

  • lol

  • So laddie, ye be seekin' adventures of salty old pirates eh? Ye come to the propper place but keep a wheather eye open mate, ARRRRRR!

  • cute song

  • captn slappy looks like the bassist from alestorm

  • its funny cuz its true

  • what an outstanding song...nice one.

  • LMAO @ 0:13

    SLAPPY'S FACE

    PRICELESS <3

    I'd sure love some lyrics to this "ditty". C: *Googles*

  • loved it! talk like a pirate day rocks

  • when is that day??

    I Wanna know it!!!

    XD

  • IT's Sept, 19th lol.. it was started in 1995 on that day invented by a man named John Baur

  • ok thy^^

    by the way, i found out that the guy in the vid with the hat is john baur

  • and mark summers, both of which if you didn't realise, are the two guys in this video.

    John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy)

  • 19 sept

  • haha the little kid looks freaked out in the beginning of the vid

  • But I'm no crook. rofl Ahhhh Nixon.

  • YAR HAR FIDLEDIDEE!!!

  • XD......

  • *Great Irony Concerning Videos Like This One: Real pirates were for the most part horrible people.

  • Not always.

    Some of the crews where people trying to escape the bad conditions on the legal (both merchant and navy) ships.

    They choosed not to follow the rules of the time.

    And they did steal, but honestly so did the privateers who where legal so why shouldn't the small man do it?

    (offcourse it's bad to steal, but some of the stuff stolen was stolen from the indians in the first place)

    The pirates from north africa took slaves though..

    But overall, although they wheren't saints.. well..

  • Not to mention some pirates actually -were- freed slaves. Agreed, Luredreir.

    Though pirates did horrible things, one must bear in mind that the times were brutal - the 'good guys' weren't quaint and peaceful, either.

  • Exactly.

    Hum, I wonder why people have chosen to tag my previous comment as a poor one..

  • oooarrrr me mateees....and ...er.....young mate...

  • Yarr me bucko

  • Aww. Chumbucket's kid is so cute!

  • YARR YARR perfect!

  • Yarrr

  • epicness!

  • Aye, Mate'y pass over the Pirate Jerky Arrr !

  • Is that you're son? :O

  • HA! Court Ordered.

  • YARRR ^^

  • That's real cute. Lol. Little guy looks so serious. It is nice that you guys do this for the children. You are nice guys, even though you are pirates. ;-) Arrr, Bucko!

  • yarrr that reminds me off mi better press gang days... arrr

  • really, really good

  • Oh, God! I just love this song and these guys! Please, post the lyrics.

  • the little boy is like ''oh hell no''.

  • This young boy is scarred for life, but he will probably live to be a hundred. This vid makes me smile. (mee hearties)

  • "For the Children!!"

    XDDDD

  • I love this.. so catchy! :D

  • lol xD

  • i kinda dong get why this video exists

    sorry

  • Aren't these the guys that appeared on a Swap sposes episode?, I'm pretty sure they are. It shows that reality shows I do nothing for the victim families, they are as pathetic as ever. I wonder if they used some of the money exterming the fleas in their house.

  • Aye,ha ha that was kinda cute, Thought the lad looked a little tiersome of it. Anyways Hope to see more pirate movies from ye.

  • I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay