Darkplace: Dagless recalls the trauma of Glasgow

[eaglefort]

My life is yours!

[matwil123456]

my aunt lives in scotland she says it's quite nice

[kangamoo6]

well she's wrong.

[matwil123456]

classic

[ferretcat19]

ye mon means "come on" like "mon the hoops" come one you celtic or whatever the english translation is

[alexshala]

'jesus christ...'

[Glesgagirl75]

@CFodderESG- "Mon" means C'mon and "Och" is just a noise, it's hard to describe what it actually means "Och, can you no just come out anyway?" that is generally how it would be used.

[esikris]

@Glesgagirl75

'och' really just means 'aw'

[Flammenfisch]

Och! Kull Dagless!

[CFodderESG]

I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "och" means anything.

[sligo74]

excellent!

[haroldbethyname]

So true...

[haggischick007]

eh glasgow and prestqwick are TWO DIFFERENT AIRPORTS!!!!!

[hiniku3]

@haggischick007

That's the point of Darkplace. The script is meant to be nonsensical. For example in episode one the Dr Asher says she graduated from Harvard College Yale

[cfjackson123]

and she aced all her courses and got an 'A'

[TheGoodTheBadAndDave]

I eat potato cakes every week and I'm English. They're really nice if made right. The Spaghetti Western type showdown in this episode is amazing.

[rainbowchild8888]

buzz kill

[cerzule]

"... fish-white flesh puckered by the highland breeze ... a 16-year-old mother of three, vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes"

This is beyond brilliant!

[Blacknarcissa]

"My Aunt lives in Scotland - She says it's quite nice"

"Well she's wrong"

ROFL. I need to buy this on Dvd.

[NekoValtz]

You really do

It comes with extras!

Though if you don't have a British region dvd player you need one that will play all regions

[NekoValtz]

@Blacknarcissa

I have this on DVD. It's brilliant! Even the commentary has them in character.

[bentleyma]

The end is great.

[vicepresidentfru1tly]

As a man living in Glasgow I can verify the veracity of this vid. We feed on the flesh of the English... and chips... mainly chips...

[Bjarku]

as a man who has recently returned from edinburgh and "ironically" ate some battered food from a scottish fish and chip shop, i can testify to this. my stomach has never quite recovered from the effects of an ironic battered haggis

[natmanprime]

"ironic battered haggis "

lol

[navrig44]

Glasgows only 40mins away from Prestwick - not far at all.

[sharpshooter118118]

its funny cos its true

[Foloman1]

You betcha it's true!

[villagorilla]

Funny but Prestwick is nowhere near Glasgow

[hectormandarin]

Quality, I'll definitely be listening to those then. Some commentaries are boring but that sounds great. I won't be leaving the house for the next few days.....

[hectormandarin]

"Jesus Christ".

Good old You Tube, I loved this when it was shown on TV but since then had forgotten about it, until I happened to see it on here; bought the DVD today, so happy days.....

[xs1096]

I bought the DVD a few years back. It's hilarious. I won't spoil it for you but the commentary on the DVD is side splitting. They stay in character for the commentary.

[Ryushinku]

The "Ethnic Cleansing" joke is particularly great...that's the closest they get to losing character form laughing.

[KanePain666]

im from prestwick and glasgow prestwick airport is actually here in prestwick not glasgow :)

[SPARTAN158x]

"My aunt lives in Scotland. She says it's quite nice."

"Well she's wrong."

Fucking hilarious.

[believeinitshona]

so many classic lines packed into such a short period of time! just amazing! hysterical every single time i watch it!

[monteoner]

theres a deleted scene on the dvd showing him around glasgow its fucking brilliant

[blueminerva]

"It looked like I was going to have to spend the night in Glasgow...."

"....Jesus Christ"

[saturn1returns]

Quality, but the term 'Bairns' is more East coast, not West.

[gypsyroses198]

i did part of this story to m incredibly scottish proud friend and she get so mad it was funny as anything ^^

[VideoGameG0d]

This has gotta be at the top of the list for the funniest representation of Scotland xD

[psychethos]

Hilarious. And that's coming from a Glaswegean.

[piratebrido]

A fair representation.

[nickleus1977]

not never =)

[blitzballer007]

My Aunt lives in Scotland. She says its quite nice.

Well, she wrong!

[reachforthelasers]

She is absolutely wrong.

[glasgowpaws69]

LoL

Brilliant

And scarily accurate :O

[antistar1000]

'I had to spend the night in Glasgow.'

'Jesus Christ'

It really is that bad.

[scottishnutjob]

haha good one!

[alymc69]

class show they need to air it again thank fook for C4 eh

[larouex85]

fish white flesh puckered by the highland breeze... brilliant!

[nenshoukun]

beg your pudding

[TalonSlayer]

This gets funnier every time I see it.

[PyrexBurn]

i love this show. and how all the music is ripped off tubular bells and John Carpenter.

[tigerdraft]

"The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it".

[Ryushinku]

"WELL SHE'S WRONG!" is what makes this...

[7lartceps]

the deleted scene where he goes in the chippy is hilarious.

[maxi85maxi]

if you own the dvd, check the special features bit for the scenes which were cut out. theres one where dagless has a montage of being in a glasgow chip shop, its pretty damn funny.

[EgilsMaltExtrakt]

Yeh with the vinegar bottle chained to the counter. Fookin hilarious!!!!

[TheRuneLegend]

lol thats so funny when they're all looking at him and shaking their heads.

[barebrapage]

Potatoe cakes anyone?

[navalscar]

Im scottish as well and have to say i think is hilarious and do not find it offensive at all. The bit at the end when matt berry Says " my aunt lives in scotland she says its quite nice" is hilarious.

[Caldwellno1]

Lol "hudeling in stations being loud". Yeah thats us!

[navalscar]

Im scottish as well and have to say i think is hilarious and do not find it offensive at all. The bit at the end when matt berry Says " my aunt lives in scotland she says its quite nice" is hilarious

[l0uwa]

Genius!!!!!!

[Skiboav]

Im scottish & I can verify that Dr. Ricks portrayal of scotland is very accurate lol.

I love when Rick tells Sanchez that he had to stay the night in Glasgow & Sanchez just says, Jesus Christ! Its so funny coz I live in Fife & thats exactly what I said when I had to stay at my uncles in Glasgow lol. Great show!!

[dermusik]

I've seen them in the stations before being loud, but now I was surrounded!

[HopesfallTSY]

"My aunt lives in scotland, she says its quite nice"

"well shes wrong"

Class love this episode

[CazCanFlyToo]

im scottish and this is bloody brilliant.

[tigerdraft]

"The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it".

[dryboke2]

As a Scotchman fae Glasgow i have to admit this is quality.Funny because its true.

Mon the Sco.

[aglackin]

i agree full heartadley, im from Fife so i see this clip as factually acurate. nay offence like.

[CrazedAfroninja]

WELL SHE'S WRONG

[Rolandzebub]

This scene is pure genius.

[FDDDJH]

WELL SHES WRONG!

lol

[liamondo3]

wtf is this

funny and all but im Scottish. bit of an insult.

[liveabovehell]

toughen the fuck up

[EvilSandwich]

This scene is more about making fun of people that hate the Scottish rather than making fun of the Scottish themselves.

[dogcat223]

@liamondo3 get over yourself.

[Rapevic]

glasgow george bush similar i reakon evil corporate world

[nickelodeon23]

I understand its a joke u fucking idiot, doesnt mean I don't hate Glasgow!

[dernieremode]

this show was awesome!!! fucking brilliant

[SuperHans64]

The funniest bit for me is when Sanch says "My Aunt lives in Scotland. She says it's quite nice". The timing and the matter of fact way he says it after what he's just heard is genius!

[quicklyplease]

''Fish white flesh puckered by the highland breeze, tight eyes peering out for fresh meat, screechy booze soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take them half way up the road to the next all night watering hole. A shatter of glass. A round of applause.'' Offensively accurate summation!!

[reachforthelasers]

I can never catch the end of this, because I always pass out from laughing too hard every time I play it.

[JumpingOffMoreStuff]

"My aunt lives in glasgow. she says its quite nice"

"Well shes wrong"

lol

[MrV]

hes says 'scotland' =p

[sevenbastards]

jesus christ!

[jasonscotland]

Haha, 300 years of English rule does that to a city!

[Rolandzebub]

I never catch the end of this bit because I pass out from laughing too hard everytime I play it.

[Rolandzebub]

I can never catch the end of this, because I always pass out from laughing too hard every time I play it.

[kylepaterson]

ken, nae need fur the fuckin arse comments, bawbags, glasgow is glasgow, this was a fuckin genius episode but calm down wae the comments christ!

[thebeatkonducta]

when sanchez says 'jesus christ' I couldnt stop laughing for ages lol classic stuff

[HeadPark]

We Glaswegians pride ourselves in our eniquity! Shove that in your crack pipe and smoke it!

[bunnygirl1982]

For all you flabs who dont get the jokey...Matthew loves the glasgow, so...get it up ye!!!+

[jifcharge]

"A 16 year old mother of 3 vomiting in an open sour, bairns looking on chewing on potato cakes"

Love it!

[Michaelfender]

rofl

"My aunt lives in Glasgow; she says it's quite nice."

"Well she's wrong."

[gilmourez]

As a proud Glaswegian I have to say this is genious. Glad to see the rest of Scotland is jelous as usual judging by the comments above!!!

[EvilSandwich]

I'm from the US so I didn't catch this show's run on Channel 4. I had to wait until the Sci-fi channel played it. So, I haven't set foot in the UK, much less Scotland, much less Glascow. XD

[Scoogums]

lmfao, this is made all the more funny if you live in scotland, thank god i only went to Glasgow for a couple of hours! It sounds sickeningly reminiscent of Inverurie/Oldmeldrum, especially the teenage mother part..

[simrie]

i live in scotland I LOVE THIS

[Will13]

lmfao

LOOKED LIKE I WAS GONNA HAVE 2 STAY THE NITE IN GLASGOW

JESUS CHRIST

LMFAO

[KINGOSWALD]

...

[variousthings]

This was the only episode of Darkplace I ever caught on TV. :(

[PaddyTV]

Watch episode 2, the whole thing is on YouTube. It's very funny. DVD out in October hopefully.

[zoso82]

Glasgow isn't any worse than edinburgh, or london, or manchester, or any other city in the western world. Every city has really bad elements and really good elements.

[EvilSandwich]

And Detroit. Whoa, nelly. Does that city suck to live in.

[Chalkmark]

Except that it's the murder capital of Europe =)

[humbucker12000]

Glasgow does have the highest murder rate for an city in western europe...so Maybe its a little bit worse than alot of UK cities?

[maoammao]

Amen brother, Glasgow is fucking horrible. Life expectancy is 56 in some areas, less than Iraq and Kosovo.

[nickelodeon23]

Feed the weegies, let them know it's Christmas time!

[nickelodeon23]

Hehe the funniest thing is, it's all true! Glasgow's an absolute shithole of a place, wish they'd bomb it and do the rest of Scotland a favour!

[EvilSandwich]

I've never been to Glasgow, so i wouldn't know.

[GlaForge]

Its true, Glasgow, the Skumm Pit, the Necropolis.

[seanbeamer]

lets bomb glasgow, fuck off glasgow is the fuckin heart of scotland, love this vid by the way