Segway XT

[freestyle100100]

@DUBSAC : Funny you named it, the Swedish Police in Stockholm have got Segways to chase down runners, instead of driving after a sprinter with car!

[jtbarnett45]

Segway Pimpin!! Segways rule!

[an0name]

i want one with a chair attached

[westerbotn94]

@EarendurTelemnar go get a dirtbike or motorcycle, they're awesome, if see one of theese rolling around i'll laugh my ass off. i can't possibly think of theese as practical in any way.

[noenozou]

much more fun on a mountain bike, and sport

[andrzej1360]

I wonder what if the battery runs out?

[voicetube]

@andrzej1360 You have a guage and, if you monitor it correctly - and are smart enough to use it - you can get back to base before all the (5) bars are gone.

[Scatty2010]

How retarted can people get e.e

[gcollin75]

Guess what, the trails were established so you could mountain bike, or hike, not ride your gay segway.

[Urhoboman5]

The Segway = Epic Fail to the third power.

Nothing is gonna make me buy that thing after seeing the endless, Segway Fail, face plant videos and THE OWNER OF SEGWAY dieing on one. X-l

[jfunnyshit5]

@Urhoboman5 Have you ever tryed a segway? ITS FUCKING AWESOME

[pisadinho]

I believe the owner of the company died in one of these seway.

[iphonekiller16]

Charging itself when downhill ---

[QUESTED]

Can I drive one off a cliff and survive?

[skatesoft44]

@QUESTED lol

[Toedoog]

so can they go up hills?

[Hesam0000]

@Toedoog yes, up hills down stairs, rough surfaces, snow, sand.

[GameTacticsTV]

designed for americans to ride to their refrigerator

[liamisdebom123]

Does this guy gets an email on his Iphone?

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[FRURMELLL]

Fat people...? This is probably more active then a car or quad.

[fishersann2k7]

he looks like bob lazar lmfeo 

[cidoXL]

Rally for fat people .. :)

[RichardEllwood]

I don't care what anyone says, that thing is awesome. I'd love to have one.

[dolphire]

WOW, he can drive of curbs! and, go offroad... that's some serious innovation!!!

Can it do reverse?

[MetallicHaze]

@dolphire ya it can. to go forward, you lean forward, to reverse, you lean back. I personally think there a little over priced though (6k)

[GeaserakaErik]

problem with this "nerd" he studied all this bs because really hes not that smart he just likes it. really hes an idiot pointing out the obvious plus these things are pathetic

[92merci]

nerds going off roading haha awesome !! looks fun

[Roadball]

I can't decide if these things are super gay or just fun to play around with. Maybe both, just don't let your friends see you using it

[Bridg2Peace]

@Roadball I'm the mother of two, and the fun and skill of it is more than it looks. It is run entirely by one's concentration and balance. It moves left or right depending on nothing more than a change in posture, and the speed is dependent on posture. It is the opposite of lazy. It builds PERFECT posture and strong muscles.

[history9b1]

ha ha ha.. them things just mek ya laugh

[zrandeye]

So you can drive it on dirt/gravel roads? Lawl.

[shaunfleury]

*facepalm*

[6Camel6Finger6]

i wanna see them get wiped out my a quad!

[kinggimped]

These guys look so hardcore on their off road segways. HARDCORE.

[diagoCRiME77]

This is the gayest looking thing in the world , if you have one of these you might as well strap a male blowup doll to your ass when you ride one .

[bwstripessam]

ha ha, blow up doll. so good, I think that male doll is part of the air bag technology. lol. no offence to all out there, just like hanging stuff on nerds.

[plutoplatters]

@diagoCRiME77  worried about something ?

[bwstripessam]

that is so funny, even in the outdoors the nerds still wear nerd clothes, they even have some nerd bags. Nerds will be able to penetrate deeper into the wild than they ever have before, watch out Hillbillys, fresh meat.

[diagoCRiME77]

lmao

[abzde]

That looks very gay.

[paperchasin23]

faggots

[gavinmacmounsey]

Nice, i like it.

i prefer just sprinting through the wild rather than sing technology, but Very cool! = )

[Fyeagass16]

i was ridin on one, its so fun and great, but still how much are there babys cost? i might buy one...

[SchokoladenEi]

they cost from 3000 to 4000 €.... id don`t know how much dollars this are

[BaritonWienVienna]

bone brakers, nothing more.

[DUBSAC]

Pretty soon the cops will be on them chasin your ass down.

[maskone909]

they already are here in la

[29feat]

they use them here in the outdoor mall in NY

[chrisvogel88]

haha mall cops alredy doo hav em! lol

[lewisfcanown]

@DUBSAC they already are in some countires lol

[mdj2010]

I went on one today, amazing, if you think they suck its simple, you havnt been on one!

[Misscrazyace]

hahaha that is so tight. these things look so fun after i saw paul blart mall cop movie

fucking haters damn

[caesiume]

lol yeah. segways are pretty gay

[unitaper]

zero suspension

[mrlowdangle]

will segways keep getting better,faster and more offroad/big-air capaple? i hope so

i'll defo buy one and hit the half pipe and mountains when they do all that good stuff properly

[ClyattvilleGa]

Reckon how long till some redneck puts a lift kit on one?

LOL

[greenbull56]

along time seeing that there is no use for one when you own a atv.

[AzaIndustries]

um.. I'd prefer a dirt bike or ATV. But I guess they have their uses.

[tylorbez69]

lololololololololol

[psyclon09]

great ... the future of lazyness

[shattaD]

nope that was the motor vehicle

[psyclon09]

no actually that would be horse back riding :P

[JUKIO01]

@psyclon09 fukn stupid ass. shut up, so are u lazy for driving a car? or riding in one? maybe we should all go back to the old days, where we got around on foot, how about that?

[psyclon09]

@JUKIO01

are you really that stupid??

if you where going for a hike your suppose to actually hike up there not use a segway to get to the top of the mountain.

all im saying is that segways are the future of lazyness

and yes i wouldnt mind going back to the old ways maybe there wouldnt be so many obese people in this world

[JUKIO01]

@psyclon09 dude, people go hiking for fun, if you want to work out, go to the gym or run to the beach or something. so, people would use the segway for the same reason, fun. its not for lazyness

[psyclon09]

@JUKIO01

llaazzyyynneessss

[voicetube]

@JUKIO01 I just bought a used one of these and can tell you - you might not get a great cardio workout, but the legs get a GOOD workout - especially when ya go offroad on one. I would suggest ALWAYS wear a helmet of course and preferably thick clothing.

[allanjianghaoyuan]

@JUKIO01 precisely .... dunno where some ppl get their sense of superiority from......

[DICKCHINHARY]

@psyclon09 for who? the rich which are already lazy

[lo11ero]

Yeah this is the most badass thing ever!

[batmangoesjoker]

are you serious!!!

wtf offroad segway!!!

pretty badass

[agentorange7894]

why is everyone so angry, you don't have to buy one... its an interesting gimmick and probably fun to ride, but no need to lose your head! lol

[posixoptions]

And for the same money you can get a proper toy, like a powerful trial motorbike, with which you can do wheelies, jump, drive fast, drift and do anything the segway can, only more, cheaper, better, faster, more efficient, more fun, way more esthetically appealing.

What on earth is the purpose of a recreational segway? What gap does it fill? The gap for people who are too scared of a bike and don't dare go faster than 20 mph? Haha. I mean, jesus, how lame is this thing?

[barten123]

Trial motorbikes ftw, got one myself.

[bloodworm99]

you still look gay on them

[mort887]

In Denmark this thing cost about 8-9000 $

Sick as hell.... And with extra stuff maybe about 10-11000 $ !!!

[meksikali87]

Yay its expensive at hell in Germany....5000-8000 Euro

[Vassild]

gay as fuck...

[champagnehyu]

Lame.

Give me a hardtail DIamondback.

[marceads]

What do you do with the batteries when they are cooked? Someone answer this one question. I will walk first. Let this fucker try to follow me on my downhill mountain bike. Have a grave dug for him beforehand.

[QuebecoisSti]

jealous guy HAHA

[marceads]

Fucking junk. Americans don't want this piece of shit. Americans want reasonable fuel prices which are well within reach. Start fucking drilling and throw these trivial pieces of junk into the ocean.

[arizinhasoares]

ronaldo

[FarCryProLOL]

Those motherfuckers costs 77.900 in swedish money!!

[poolsuporter]

Oh, some day they will decrease in value.. trust me.

[FarCryProLOL]

I really think in 5 years they are like 100 dollars

[poolsuporter]

Lol, yeah.. or even cheaper :P

[1102299]

Классный транспорт .Похоже на детскую игрушку (дети от неё наверное в восторге !)Это новый прорыв в видах транспорта . Аккумулятор ,сила тяжести,микропроцессор и можно экономить на колёсах ! Классное изобретение .У него ОГРОМНОЕ будущее!

[sdhjtge]

they should make a segway that is really fast

[MaryJamesMurdoch]

My god I've never seen anything so lame in my life.

The stupid helmets are the cherry on top.

[DualShooter]

*guy shows up to BMX stunt convention in this*

[kvino006]

Gay, we'll get all fat if we still invent machines that keep us away from walking.

[thegurusx]

how about getting DUBS on it..

[0wn4g3SPECIALIST]

Gob could have used this on that construction site!

[tandersn9]

I want one of those to supplement my jeep

[bangerbroz]

how much does this cost?

[de4th1snt3nough]

trust me A LOT

[suckafreezek]

hiking for rich people...

[m1ch1227]

hiking for fat people.. ;)

[SexyBack887]

lol

[LeStephane]

Hiking for fat-rich people :D

[DekraDaFurry]

hiking for geeks

[VultureturdFilms]

hiking for fat rich geeks

[carbiduis]

hiking for rich, fat, lazy, geeks, with no life

[HausGaGa]

how does it work?

how do you not fall backwards/forwards?

[L30k]

it balances for u

[HeyZinkoeismyname]

RoadNasty ur right

[tombo1984]

I would, i have a disability that prohibits me from walking long distances. So this would be ideal to give me a little bit more independence and allow me to see my friends who aren't too local. Thus not having to rely on unreliable, depressing public transportation...

[RoadNasty]

What a dumb ass device. Interesting technology, but what good is it? Let's waste some more electricity and let's all get fat.

[AlessandroAUS]

Say you only had to go a short distance, too far to walk but not a very long drive either. Go there on your segway and you'll be saving on energy and reducing pollution.

[sm4films]

I want one!

[JacobReesor]

this isn't for nerds cause I am not a nerd and I want one there awsomme but they are expensive I will need to find a deal ; )

[trickpat777]

Does anyone exercise anymore...

[tdot06]

NOW WHY THE FUCK!? would anyone pay $5000 or more for this piece of shit it's like a unicycle but with 2 wheels its no wonder why its only for 1 person cause NERDS can't get women anyways

[fmxinsane]

hahahahahahahahahhaha

[andyfrankvideos]

a unicycle has 1 wheel, dumbass.

call it a freakin bicycle, 2 WHEELS!!

[Silenthawk98]

yah, cuz you know bicycles have WHEELS!! side by side, dumbass. Durp, durp durp...durp drup durp....DUUUUURP!!!!

[evilskills]

i want one of these and not only nerds use it

[blakasassin1]

NO!!! its NERDS OFF ROAD!!!!

[MEOInc]

This is so fun to ride around. I have one that can go over 20 mph and I was just riding around my family's 4 acre property. Lots of exploring, going through the forests, it was really fun. These things are better than bikes or skateboards that kind of stuff, but it doesn't replace CARS and fat people couldn't use it because A. Their feet might not fit on 0.0 B. They might not be able to distribute their weight properly OR C. They cant stand up for that long -.-

[blakasassin1]

if u buy this ur stupid buy a dirtbike ....

[IndIka024]

people are getting fatter every day because of this invention.

[dolphire]

probably, but it's still better than driving around some big SUV....

[IndIka024]

this thing will never replace the car.. how do you buy groceries on one of these things? how do you move stuff from your apartment when you have to move? Its essentially a 5000+ dollar recreation vehicle that cant go fast... >.> I'de rather spend 5000 dollars on a Sea-doo or dirt bike.

[James92802]

If anyone spends 5000 on a Segway they are just stupid.

[paintbaler1122]

buy a basket

[Austinpraterer]

how the hell do you ride one of those

[ChefVonAllem]

you have to balance your weight and change the way by turning right or left...

[martythemage]

HAHAHAH GAY! 2:32 "Oh look at me! I'm the fuckin tony hawk of segways! INSANE GRIND COMBO".

[DendoWeedFace]

thats the gayest thing since bear force one.

[CTAngler481]

Jeez, if you want to go offroad get an ATV

[metube2222]

Pfff hahahaha. Man. What girl could resist a man on a segway. Offroad. Hardcore.

[josephgadow]

name of song?

[acheroncyc]

As expected, only an american would invent a thing that encourages even more lazyness. Then they bitch about being overweight.

[James92802]

Who's bitchen? Your mom loves my big fat American cock in her mouth!

[Gryntrar]

hmm .. you felt struck by his "Overweight" comment now did u huh?

[James92802]

Felt he was hateful towards American's getting tired of it.

[a41forsaken]

well the rest of the world is tired of you all being so fat, lol

[medicineman4ever]

Yeah, your the reason children are dying of malnutrition in Africa, James.

[James92802]

Thats right, we American's don't share. Deal with it and get a job.

[medicineman4ever]

Yeah those damn hippies...Get a job bitches!

[James92802]

So do somehing about it, if you don't like us piss off...

If you want to try something we can do to you what we just did to Iraq.

[a41forsaken]

whats that? go there and lose lots of money? GOOD ONE

[freeyourmindtc]

what, murder women and children

[gringreazy]

lol, i think i would prefer the other inventions that allow you to do the same thing only sitting down.

[PopcornCoolie]

That's what I was thinking. A four wheeler is faster and it has a seat. But I can see the advantage of the Segway, it's portible, but on the other hand so is a Bicycle. We use off road bikes for off road. Dirt bikes are fun but bicycles don't require gas and they are more portible. If I'm standing and not moving I get sore so joint and muscle fatigue sets in quicker since my joints and muscles aren't in use.

[rickmuiden]

If you have never driven a Segway then hold ur f*cking prejudgements, it's damn good fun and if it looks a bit strange.. why the f*ck should I care about that or about what anyone thinks?? Sure glad I live in Europe and not the narrowminded US, no offence

[JumpStop1]

hahah whatever! you can go ride your segway all over Europe- you're still going to look lame as hell.

they aren't fun

[SuperFish117]

more proof that the human race gets even lazier by the second...*sigh*

[monkeyboy85]

this video should be titled, 'how to make the gayest invention ever, even gayer'.

[TheeGrandmaster]

well that looks like no fun

[wizzlesmizzle]

accident waiting to happen

[jessiejames2012]

some ones not manly enough 2 ride a 4wheller

[oblong969]

and segways are still fucking cool

[oblong969]

woodman onmcarp and weirywhateverthefuck, you fucking nerds need to shut the fuck up... nerd arguments is like watching fat people eat. NOBOBY WANTS IT!!! and no nerd revolutions until you guys invent real lightsabers, sorry.

[jones12a]

u do look like an ass on them but there fun and beware cuz u can eat shit on them

[BOOGY93]

WOW! I must ride on Segway XT!

[woodman430]

Everyone is talking about how stupid people look on these things. It's like all the fucking people who think they're so important wearing cell phone head sets !! Everyone thought they looked gay at first but now... OH but NOW... they look sooo cool. Fucking world of genetically challenged knuckle-draggers! Is there an ounce of hope for mankind? Saying all Americans are fat is like saying all of the UK has jacked up teeth. Not a fair judgement. We need a nerd revolution !! RISE UP! ;)

[dazzelya]

Some people do look quite dorky on these. I would like to try one sometime though.

People wearing headsets walking down the street look stupid.

[odmcarp]

nerds are doing just fine my friend. just watch what happens in the next 5 to 10 years.

nerds will rule. if you don't have an education, and don't keep up with technology, you will be left behind diggin holes in the ground. and these segways won't be making it as big as you think, they are unhealthy for us all, we need to walk more, no ride, we do enough riding. do not yield the right of way to them when you see one. do you part.

[Weirynsra]

(comment directed to odmcarp)

I agree that it's important to keep up with technology or you will be hopelessly left behind and that exercise is extremely important, but not yielding the right of way to anyone who legally deserves it is just plain rude...and potentially dangerous to all parties involved. There are better ways to change peoples' habits. Please employ them.

[odmcarp]

always remember that people were on this planet thouseands of years before any vehicles of any kind were even a thought.

[Weirynsra]

(comment directed to odmcarp)

Yes, I know basic human history, thanks. =] I know that people have not always had the technologies and luxuries we have today. I also know that vehicles are not evil and that people aren't horrible for using them. I fully recognize that many people need more exercise, but vehicles are a major part of the lives of even the healthiest. Please don't encourage people to practice rude or dangerous behavior to enforce your opinion that all vehicles are bad.

[odmcarp]

my comment wasn't rude, nor would i encourage anyone to be rude or do anything dangerous; especially a person that already has a handicap. but it's in human nature to abuse most privileges. you can almost see it now...a person in a wheelchair, or walking, and here comes a smartass on a segway that thinks he owns the road or walkway. can you picture it?

[zvcamp108]

i2 i mean

[zvcamp108]

its has half the battery time and half of the miles of the xt

[IPLAYSCRABBLE]

wow some things are just like reinventing the wheel. Thats what I think of this, A overpriced repetetif re-make that they spend millions on to make it look like wow thats quite the device. I mean comon, for the price of one of those you could get enough pro-clas level mountain bikes for your whole family or a few dirt bikes for the kids.

As cool and ingenious as this is. This is just implementing lazyness. Stick with your g'ol bike.

[Soobo]

Omg this looks so boring...

Buy today the SEGWAY , u can sleep when u drive!

Buy a good mountainbike and go offroad, that makes 100 times more fun.

[astonman94]

i love to mountainbike

[labelskater613]

HAHAHA OLD CORPORATE Douch bags... This is there version of off roading huh.. Thats way to extreme for me. Gotta have some big ol' balls to do that.. What a waist

[nineinchtaint]

Sick of all the exercise you get when going on nature hikes? Tired of burning calories and going fast on a mountain bike? Well my friends, SEGWAY HAS THE SOLUTION FOR YOU!

Honestly... how are they not out of business yet? The segway is easily the poorest implementation of potentially great technology I've ever seen.

[SakoTGrimes]

I am amazed Segway hasn't gone under completely. They're like the Minidisc of 2001.

[skwfy]

how much can one be ? (brand new)

[stewartx5]

With only two wheels, small motors, battery, and frame, these things are horribly over-priced at $5000-6000. All parts together can't run much more than $150-250. Given efforts (in Asia, Europe, and even USA) to ban Segways from public roads, sidewalks, footpaths, and stores, often limiting them solely to private property, I'd rather spend my money on a faster scooter to park on a nearby sidewalk (or wherever) and then walk the remaining short distance.

[RainJetSprinklers]

When I can ride one with out being considered a "Geek" or "Nerd" I will buy one.

But until then every thing will be difficult.

[VHS84]

They're going 10 mph down a hill right? EXTREME!

But I actually do fucking love the idea of Segways, and can't wait til they're more commonplace. S