Blankman

[Bettlejack]

Trunks: J5 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[asdfghjklkjhgfdsa555]

I warned you susan

[theyearofourlordig88]

MINELLI...YOU'RE GOING DOWN...

[J90lude]

lls

[wmines36]

i almost cried during this part

[akuma4u]

yo please upload the part where he says "i wanna make the world a safer place for my children...."

"You got to be with the woman first! you a virgin!"

that part was the best LOL

[aaron4801]

90's into 2000's: Movies got 10x better, Music got 10x worse.

[whitepeopleRevil]

2222222222222222222222 funny!! love it.. Glad im not the only one that love this movie

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

THIS KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THE 1960S BATMAN IN THE SENSE THE CHILDREN WOULD TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND THE ADULTS WOULD LAUGH. ;_; I CRIED AND MY CHILDHOOD DIED...

[Essence3]

actally my favorite part is when j 5 is comin tu their rescue n falls down tha steps then he breaks thru tha glass n falls over lmao.

[NakedBellyProduction]

This movie is amazing. i aways get teary eyed when Grandma dies and there at the funeral. Its so sad.

[NeighboursFriends]

hahahahahahahahaha

[BasiliskFighter]

The funniest scene in Blankman was "You brought the NOON-chucks!!!"

[AntLive1981]

I like Blankman but I think some problems the movie had was whether or not some parts were supposed to be funny or sad. Like this part or the part at his Grandmom's funeral,the way he was crying. Is the audience supposed to laugh or is it meant to be sad?

[DonZadjali]

best superhero movie parody EVER!

[VengefulTrait]

@DonZadjali It's not a parody. It's an acutal comedy movie ya dumb ass

[DonZadjali]

@VengefulTrait It is an actual movie, what I meant was it's a superhero movie spoof, parody gerne, just like Airplane!, Austin Powers movies, Scary Movie, etc, etc.. All those are movies, PARODY movies. :)

And one more thing, wash your tongue kid. :p

PS: Don't tell me you cried when you were watching this movie?

[VengefulTrait]

@DonZadjali So Kick-Ass is a parody movie too? No these are not parody movies , wikipedia it.

[jahsoule]

j5 no

[Kazaj565]

he looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle :D this movie is rock!!!!!

[deezvids]

He does!!  xD

[JChrisEz19]

Blankman is the man

[Tdidonato]

How is this funny? its very sad.

[dalmain77]

I love this movie too. Didn't know so many people hated it.

[JupiterRave2DX]

J5!  J5! J5!

[patrickmustdie]

I don't care what anybody says, BLANKMAN IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!

[songsterqua]

i love this movie!!!

[cfgolfcf]

minelli ur goin down!

[salvadoreanguy93]

LOL 0:30

[Hoodst2rboi]

J5!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[mixedchocolate1012]

watched it two days ago lol i agree this parts freakin so funny lol!!!!

[StuUngar]

Nuh uh nigga, my retarded son didn't laugh at that shit and that mothafucka laughs at car accidents.....

[DStayFreshX]

JAYY FIIIIIIIVEEEEE

[Majortom71]

I love this movie!

[willfucker]

The dumbest and most retarded film ever made.

[getgus]

blank man in da houuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse!!!!

and he's coming to knock out lil rob.

[Bigdiesel30]

Not quite... Freddy got fingered starring Tom Green beats this one

[kingwill86]

love this back in the day thanks for the post!

[kingwill86]

wow this movie is so silly but so funny

lol!

[TyKnowsMusic101]

i actually thought j5 dyin was sad

[kullprit]

heart wrenching. this movie was also nominated for an oscar

[HevyImpaler]

Blankman rules.

[NewEnglandSportsGuy]

this is actually sad too...

[juswolf22]

can anybody tell me the name of the song and who sung it the night when blankman picked that girl up on his little motorcycle thing on the train tracks

???????

[turbodsmforlife]

My favorite part is when he is in the alley and he ask him to smack him and call him Susan!

[HipHopSwordsmen23]

i warned you susan!

uhhhh!! ehhhh!!! oooohhh!!!!

lol he sounded like a lil bitch

[krax12982]

homeboy lookin like a ninja turtle

[saturnhexagon]

He does look like a Ninja turtle.  LOL.

[ChrisXCXCX]

Blackturtle

[ShySTLGirl]

Thas hella funny! He does! lmao

[kickyabutt]

my favorite part is when he is werkin at mcDonalds and David Allen Grier slaps him and he yellps

[bigo2k]

can somebody post the whole movie? It's super rare can't find it nowhere.

[bronhi]

J-fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

this was my favorite movie as a kid :)

[Skeletor4ever]

He looks like a Ninja turtle when he crying over J5.

[jet472000]

haha great movie! my fav part is when he goes to the police station and they start laughin at him!!

[DoubleTalkingJive]

Nah. Funniest scene in the movie was when the woman was giving birth--holding on to David Allen Grier's cock, with Damon in front of her, screaming like a girl.

[luckigrl]

yea ezactly all that damn screamin hahaha so unnecessary! haha

[deluxedookie]

the lady said he has a big finger lol

[Blackjon88]

hahaha i loved the fact that his belt was the only thing that was bullet proof on him. lol i havent seen this movie in forever.. and i wish i could get my hands on it. :[

[likedumpy]

free on demand if you have it and .. comdy centrals been playin it so look for it there ;) alluc.org prob has it

[Nikelea]

I got it from circuit city for no more than 6 bucks.

[Kachukeland]

lol this scene makes me laugh, but at the same time makes me want to cry. good movie

[tomarkenfan83]

I love Blankman! Better then Batman... Really funny... Grandma walker was funny when Menelli said to her "Life is short." She replies "So must be that thing in your pants..." FUNNY

[esetorsido]

The funniest one from Lynne Thigpen happens right after the title and starring credits role - on the alley side of their home apartment when she throws the glass jar and hits the person being mugged rather than the bad guy. Also a crude, but funny quote that nearly matches the one you just mentioned. I won't give it away.

After all, I do have the DVD...

[jpankey92]

I remember this movie this jawn is old

[unico]

aww

thats sad XD but the way he did it was so cute and funny

[kbabii00]

i find damon wayans very lovable..

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

LOLOL.

[niceguy1472]

meteor man is way better but this is a classic

[RealDefentertainment]

the movie was jus stupid though

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

THATS THE JOKE.

[sexyballs]

blankman rocks

[babz198622]

J5!! lmao!

[Wunofthemaggots]

lol

[DroppedYou]

This is fucking stupid.

[caliboykk]

sorry you feel that way homie. but you can keep them silly ass comments to yaself. get a sense of humor blood

[southfieldmo]

In all fairness to DroppedYou, if someone has never seen the whole movie, this scene alone WOULD seem pointless. My favorite scenes were the ones with the grandmother, played by Lynn Thigpen.

[fearthenoise]

lol, funny, its supposed to be like the Robocop scene I think. I thought the scene where he gets slapped around like suzy the hooker was funnier though. put that one up, its a classic.

[natureboyinyourface]

i remember this one,lol.

[nederinio]

and you, other guy, this really cool blankman tshirt.

[NOCOMPROMISE7]

i love that part , J5 looks like one of the

Fry kids from Mcdonalds

[MizzJacquetta9999]

please upload the whole movie now!!!!

[juuko]

LMAO, I watched this movie again today XD, I can't stop laughing LOL XD