New Moon Book Review =)

[ToontownRoxGuy]

U r pretty. When do you get your braces off?

[2000bre]

I like jacob because he makes her happy and like I just love wolfs and dogs,why I don't like Edward is because I can't like really trust him and I don't like vampires

[alybloo4500]

I am Team Jacob! I <3 Him! Are you Team Edward or Jacob?

[YesTwiFan]

Anyone seen any video reviews or read any online reviews about the e-book

April Curran Meets the Vampire of Crimson Cove High School?

[RebelAdmiral]

Was re-read that stuff recently and boy, i was just amazed to see (again) what an ungrateful bitch Bella is. Wolves protect and look after her for weeks and as soon as Alice come back she just doesn't give a fuck about them anymore. Man, can someone please slaps that bitch ?

[RebelAdmiral]

You are on the jacks ?

[HeyyitsGen]

I absouletly love this book :) My fav. of all 4 :))

[Doitaria]

Why is this video labeled as a review? When you make a review of anything you're not supposed to spend 95% of the time recapping every little sneeze and fart from the book.

[christinlandis]

4 months depression

[Hosker25]

This isn't a review, your just going through the "plot"

[DrStrangebomb1993]

Here's my review of it (my fangirl cousin got me to read it)

A 563 page soul-draining drag, it focuses entirely on Bella's inability to cope with reality without Big Burly Edward there to protect her, also on Bella's dumping of Jacob (who was really nice to her unlike sadistic Edward) and her masochistic race to save Edward from committing a well-deserved suicide.

0,5 stars out of 5. I pity the trees that were cut down and made into the book; it's a sacrilege.

[Theo2kitty]

I can't believe people call this a saga it isn't a frk'n SAGA! LOTR is a saga... Bella needs to grow up and face the real world of a break-up. She shouldn't have acted so emotional to the fact that she was "suicidal" she's an idiot. And Edward is a creepy stalker who is controlling. >:(

[5challenge]

this book doesn't really have a climax :(

[CorinaVWalker]

The Twilight Saga Movie was funny ! I found it as a freebie @ twilight-now . COMx (remove the x)

[allwhitestar]

the series isn't a saga. a saga is an icelandic or norse tale typically about a hero or generations of a noble family. And they were popularly written a few centuries ago

[chyesitsjackie]

It is a saga. The author of the book herself called it a saga. The movie is even called " the twilight saga New moon."

[allwhitestar]

then she doesn't really understand what a saga is. if u don't believe me, feel free to look up "saga" youself

[amazonikk]

@chyesitsjackie The fact that she says it's a saga doesn't make it one. Stephenie Meyer is a flaming retard, Twilight is just a shitty bookseries, not a saga.

[losersalwayswin]

@chyesitsjackie The author is an idiot. It's not a bloody saga.

[DemonicRemption]

@chyesitsjackie That's a pitiful reason to justify it as a "saga." You really should up what a saga is, before taking anyone's word on what they call a saga.

[thed0dgydancer]

@chyesitsjackie Yeah but the "author" calls those fairies in the books vampires, so seriously, what the fuck does SHE know? Allwhitestar's right, a saga is a Scandinavian story. :)

[madmacpa755]

@chyesitsjackie That doesn't mean it's a Saga just because the author calls it the Saga. The author obviously doesn't know what a Saga is. The movie is titled that because that's what the author named the book.

[Hanatbh]

He didn't leave her because he thought he wasn't good enough for her, he left her because he felt like she was in danger..

[ChristinaMariah]

i love new moon.

[WinxownZ]

hi me cool

[tmpfan2]

Page count doesn't matter, it's the WORD count that does, font size and shit like that. I hate these books.

[KoolAIDSMan9000]

FUCKING RETARDED!@

[Curbinator]

my friends and I have a bet. Whoever sits through the movie the longest, gets 5 dollars from everyone else

[mkoas321]

holy shit i got 2 43 and i felt my face starting 2 melt

[ghost2ber]

hey there brace face

[xochelsayyxo]

haha i balled my eyes!!!!!!!!!! lol. i cannot wait to see the movie im going in like 2 hours:D btw twilighters are the best, coolest, all around best fans ever lol. we rock!

[disturbedgremlin]

what you think of the movie?

[chyesitsjackie]

i didnt see it yet, im skipping this weekend even though im a huggggee fan and cant wait to see it. I know whenever edward and jacob take thier shirts off, all those little girls will be screaming and ill have to punch someone lmao. but im seeing it on wesenday ill have a review up =)

[disturbedgremlin]

It wasnt too bad lastnight, some squirms at bare chest but nobody did for edward in italy, aw well more edward for me lol

[whyhellokaren]

i cried too lmao

[4PeacexDarkness]

hello cute girl i dont mean to spam but i have a recomandation for you the book and movie called "Let the right on in",it is a love story betwen a vampire and a human,if u want to hear more just utube it :) 4*

[4PeacexDarkness]

oh yea and you look like the main girl from that movie

[chyesitsjackie]

aw thank you =)

ill be sure to check that out!

[aidsbutt]

youre a dumb girl

[ForestGlenn09]

i lov this book,im skippin school friday wit my friend to the premere!!!CANT WAIT!!!

[layloni73]

thhe voltori is bad not good

[ForestGlenn09]

i know right!!!

[jobrofan123987]

i have tickets pre ordered too! i swear i am going to cry when i see it!!

[cheesecandy1]

you yelled at the book?? wow thats messed

[daniellemayne1]

you're so pretty and thank you for this exellent summary. fuck those losers who think otherwise. ilove your videos and i will continue to watch. oh, can you do a movie review also? thanks.

[chyesitsjackie]

aw thank you so much=)

and i will do a movie review i already have my tickets pre-ordered and am so excited to see it!

[xelegencex]

I just got the book from the library and I havent read it yet but well see . I hate reading too . but I wanna see what happens .

[LiveLaughLoveLife20]

Gosh people how rude and inconsiderate. She isn't ugly- you wouldn't want people to call you ugly or dumb!

Good review!

[tahvot121]

gah!!! u are sou ugly! how can u even put your face into intternet+!??!?!?!? u ugly

[JadaShow05]

ok reallly really really bad summary you fricken didnt say how fricken vunrable she was and that laurent trie to atack hur your dum and ugly bella is not a strong individual!!

[JonAnzalone93]

omggg..... your so UGLY!!!

and that book looks ugly in your hands...

your the reason guys turn gay :'(

Please kill yourself, thank you

[CheckTwilight]

what the heck u dnt say tht to someone

[Nailgirl4real]

I really didn't cry when edward left bella, i accually yelled at my book. lol :). I trying to finish new moon so i can get Eclipse on the 30th of september

[raybabiieex3]

I cried when Edward left. I'm not going to lie. That shit was sad. I'll probably cry when the movie comes out, as well. I'm sucha looser :P lol.

[imamazing54]

You left out the part where Jasper attacks Bella at her b-day party that's why Edward left her..he doesn't want her to get hurt again.. -_-

[WebkinzRockerz98]

More like GAY moon. Hahhah. Stupid children these days. Or should I say Adalesents. Oh. Burn. Suck it.

[pukapukangirl]

your the one thats stupid!! Go back to school and learn how to spell...or just Go back and suck your moms Breasts!!!

hahahaha

SUCK THAT LOSER

[Tprinces]

hate to break it to you, but Twilight isn't a "saga". Lord of the Rings is a saga. Chronicles of Narnia is a saga. Twilight is not a saga.

wow, Edward acting weird? no, that's not usual at all in any sort of way because he constantly acts creepy through out the entire series.

[kimblea6969]

fuckNew Moon you fuckin fand

[xWowxXxwoWx]

Youre bracers make your face fugly :(

[FanOfMiLeyRay]

edward said he didn't love her because his family was endangering her - jasper almost killed her

[The2DUDESsweet]

so is dracula in the book?

[Dragon900z]

I thought it was Edward on the phone and Jacob just thought it was Carlisle

[jakey8111]

u r really hot and this is a great book i love all of them and the movie will be good

[dahliarosepetal]

how did you love this book mostly she is rambling on and on and on and on about how he was her life and she has some "hole" in her chest and how she wants to do something suicidal hoenstly i dont give a fucking crap about it!!!!!!!!!!!

[mangoluv1]

i no!!!

[mangoluv1]

ummmm doesnt Jasper try to eat bella or something and the cullen family doesn't want her to be harmed??? that's why he left otherwize nothing would have happened but eclipse is my fave!!!!

[angelides1995]

I havent read any of the books but after seing the movie I started reading the new moon book and started the third one. These books are amazing and whoever saw the movie will be amazed by the book

10/10

[alicecullen123456781]

i cry every time i read it my heart breaks and it kinda gets better when i'm reading abot jacob and when she see edward in italy i'm hole and theres like no wound or pain in my chest anymore

[cme4angels]

yo ur retarded xD

lmfaoo; can u talk right?

[jesscarwylde]

It was edward pretending to be carlisle.

God!

If your going to do a review, make sure you actually know what happens and what your talking baout

[draveniswar]

youre CUTE

[AshleyTisdaleFan2228]

Carlisle was not on the phone, it was Edward acting like him, sounding like him.

[isib3rd]

now i want to read it!!! lol. thank you!!!

[Banjokazooiemaster]

Are you from Australia?

[LurchibaldBioshock]

no, america, nothing like an australian accent

[84HGabor]

you're CUTE!

[Pr0haxxxxx0rz4eva]

Loved Twilight and New moon,i´ll buy Eclipse ASAP : D

[782520]

i love this book i cride 2

[Peace4Globe]

you're adorable...

[XxJeSsIcAxGxX]

i love watching your reviews :) x

[Dman89x]

If you ask me the book is filled with endless descriptions of edward and him being perfect

[braden767]

new moon is my favorite of the saga.

[icemasterjohnloco10]

ur hot

[Huntina11]

i dont understand u

[1901EdWaRdLoVeR1901]

ok, great video! but, one thing....IT WASNT CARLISLE ON THE PHONE WITH JAKE, IT WAS EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!

[579093]

MY FAVORITE SOO FAR IS NEW MOON. I HAVE TO READ ECLIPSE FIRST. u edward fans are too depressed..i love both of em but at the end She has to pick the best one for her.

[cassidyjade444]

ok..im still reading twilight....so i dont really need to know how new moon is and how it is at the end..so i like you and everything is positive so far..im not going to watch it because i havent finished twilight yet..but good job so far!!

[wowowchic]

i can't understand you...

[HeenaTwilighter]

4)Bella loves Jacob as much as he loves her; she feels pain for him when he is worried or the thought that she could put him in danger frustrates her. She just doesnt love him in the same way as she loves Edward.

5)Jacob doesnt tell Bella he is a werewolf. He asks Bella to guess what she is because he due to it being the secret of the pack, he cannot tell her.

[HeenaTwilighter]

3)Bella doesnt try to be reckless with the bikes to bring back Edward. She wakes up from her sudden trance which she went into when her depression started, after Edward left- and hears Edwards voice from some part of her unconscious mind that had held onto it. She hallucinates it very vividly. She gathers from the first time she hears it, that it is due to adrenaline and danger. She tries to be reckless with the bikes to bring back the hallucination, so she can hear Edwards voice again.

[HeenaTwilighter]

1)Bella and Edward dont meet up in the woods, when Bella suspects something is wrong. He drives to her house and asks tells her he thinks they should take a walk, and then they go into the woods.

2)Jacob and Bella dont find the bikes together. Bella finds them (damaged and broken) at the Marks house, and takes them to Jacob so he can help her repair them.

[HeenaTwilighter]

I'm just giving you constructive criticism, so you can improve. Some people forget parts of a book when they rush it because they find it exciting or because they simply have a short memory. You should watch or read an Online Review that will help you to remember better, and then your review would be A*. It's A at the moment. :) Hehe. I noticed you want people to tell you what you got wrong so Ill send that to you in a separate comment. (Its over word limit for this one!)

[HeenaTwilighter]

Heyy. Um, I just wanted to tell you, you got quite a bit wrong in this review. I'm not attacking you (LOL). I like watching your videos and think you're very pretty.

[rachhdoris]

and you forgot to say that it reallly wasnt carlise on the phone it was EDWARD.

[rachhdoris]

you forgot the part where alice comes back... and then carlise calls.

[musicfan87124]

you know what i like about you???!! i like how you are so positive about this book! almost everyone i know hated NEW MOON!

[casseychazzzzzzzzzzz]

love it..i hav all 4 of themm..yahoo!!!

[musicfan87124]

i absolutely hated Jacob in NEW MOON!! it was just getting annoying how there were always excuses that he couldn't answer the phone or see Bella. and when he comes back, he comes back looking like he was on crack!

[PeggyCHEWtube]

why in the uk do we have more pages?

[123ilovesoccer]

omg that does happen cuz i read the book

!!!!!

[Ladymusiclove]

Arrrg no offence but 350 pages of jacob? I like him and all but...... he's a bit La push..y!! lol

No hate to the B/J fans :)

[chyesitsjackie]

what did i get wrong? i believe i got everything right.

[linnett8bird7]

Alice is the best

[kittenluver95]

this waas the most boring book ever ^_^

i seriously only liked the ending :D

[PenCityFilms]

i might play embry in the movie

[Webkinzconverse]

edward is good enough for everyone becuz hes perfect :)

[xxwhatthe563xxl]

Good review, but I hated the book. It was so poorly written [I LOVEE the Twilight seriese though, dont get me wrong :] ] but yeah. It was really predictable, repetitive, and really boring.

[chyesitsjackie]

actually i did say that he guess at 256 so yeahh you were wrong, im sorry to tell yout hat.

[college87]

i honestly hated the book new moon. the book was to sad and depressing. and i cried alot on edward breaking bella's heart. And then when bella breaks jaocbs heart.

[xxtorixx93]

im sorry but i have two corections on the phone is was edward not carliese and jacob doesnt tell bella his a werewolf she guesses

[linnett8bird7]

she got more wrong than that but you are so right