Woman Assaulted With Dildo!

[theelderscrollsfan20]

Just another day in Steelport

[Nytephyre]

duct tape adds +1 dmg? :P

[qwexas]

We need to evolve these people out of the gene pool. Hopefully a future generation maybe 150 years from now doesn't have people who do that kind of thing. Or learn to spot them when they're young and redirect their lives.

[dragonsword343]

quick math: dildo+dude+dude's mom+ dog+ duct tape+ plam tree + dude wih leather mask=??? wtf??? o_O

[xXMrGreenEyes24Xx]

Someone likes duct tape!

[AthiestMitch420]

that is one fucked up story

[DecadentDisturber]

duct taped the dog to a palm tree? what the... fuck?

[Nagneto]

This shit is the reason why there is a SECOND AMMENDMENT RIGHT. But that's my opinion. Take their dildo ass out to the curb American History X style.

[rationalhumano]

@ 1:58 soda almost shot out of my nose. you damn Bastard lol good stuff.

[fatrat600284]

A dildo! A FUCKING DILDO!!

[LogicalSanity]

That sucks for the woman and her dog :(

[TheLifthrasir]

She was attacked by a gimp?

[KillCount666]

Hey. What's up?

[phenixwryter]

Too bad the system doesn't allow like for like in cases like this. That guy should be beaten with his fuck it if you can't duck it dildo and then taped to a tree so that he strangles until he's dead as a door nail.

[TIPinkUnicorn]

How many times have I warned people about the dangers of duct tape. But does anyone listen? Noooo.

[GeneralFatman27]

Wow. Her son is a pussy.

[clem9796]

Did Fox go off the air?

Cheers, C0c

[tonypiecuzpan]

poor doggy. that fucking motherfucker... oh yeah and the poor people whipped with a dilly yo

[atheistkyo]

hahahaa awesome

[DARTHMOBIUS]

Tis attack is very much like that level in Grand theft Auto where you gimp suit up.....

[ginkiba3]

My God!

You have eyes! When did this happen?

So people are pounding each other with dildos now?

This shit is messed up...

[toolegit2quittttt]

i like how the first vid from the "lighter side" is about a dildo beating ahah

[Newsish]

Coc, you know I love your stuff, and I realize this is your first foray into a new format and you're probably still experimenting, but please don't try to mimic the quick-cutting-weird-face bullshit of all the tweeny losers on YT. Create your own style - that's what's made the Prime channel so successful.

[Voodooray007]

What a fucking mess!

[SlckJwdBtnk]

People have way too much time on their hands.

WTF? Did the guy run out of porn to watch on the internets?

[Cerberus091]

that is fucked up

[RevolutionaryMJ]

My first response is to laugh my fucking ass off, but I'm not sure if that's the right one...

[hanscholo]

So is this new channel a way for you to talk about funny stories and express a different part of you, Or will you delve into political stuff as well thats not from fox news.

[rustyshackelford1980]

I guess the guy just had to stop the yapping. :p

[TheAwedCouple]

If someone duct-taped my mom's dog to a palm tree, she'd beat them to death with her own dildo.

-"Mo"

[MarcusCardiff]

Wilfully killing a dog at night!

Would it have been a lesser charge if hed been wearing lights?

Just askin.

[Melpheos1er]

wtf ?

[nevinyrralsdisk]

I dunno. If someone were to harm my mom's little pet dog, she would probably be waiting for them with a sniper rifle on a rooftop outside the courthouse.

[dapanzy]

holy crap! he has eyes! XD

[dontbedifficult1]

haha, I think you're trying a little too hard with this one.

[saveforthebedroom]

what the fuck is moving the curtains at 3:06 ?

[666Weegee]

?!?!?!?!

[NYjon888]

you should provide link to sources....

[C0cTalk]

in the description.

[NYjon888]

ah thanks!

[bezboznik84]

keep them coming

[langeroony35]

Now you need to put a suit on, make some kind of news set in that darkened lounge room of yours and give us "facepalm news" with your host "hairy CoC"

[Paxmax]

I don't know what is stranger, the duct taped weapon or the inner workings of "special people".... it was fun listening too.. but poor dog.

[adrenacrumb]

forgot to say that was funny as f@*#

[adrenacrumb]

definitely watched a clockwork orange one toomany times. i'm a tiny bit disappointed you didn't title this

'a c0cwork orange' oh well, you'll get them next time.

[Hereticbooks]

@adrenacrumb

"A C0cwork Orange" LOL

[MilitantPeaceist]

MOFFDMB

LMAO

[kelliko70]

OMFG I don't know where to start.......

I'm almost 40 and NEVER would I EVER run from my house because someone has a duct taped dildo. I'm a disabled woman and I have a cane and I still have a great deal of batting skill. My daughter could whip this son's ass! Jesus Christ what a pussy (no pun actually intended)

Ok I give the son a few seconds to mentally gauge this situation. It's not an every day thing.

He left his mom. And the dog.

Man, some times you just have to say WHAT THE FUCK!

[eraser101YT]

lol, its a cross between 'bring out the gimp, from Pulp fiction' & 'a clockwork orange house invasion' =D

[creativeinsult]

oh fuckin lol, through the whole vid XD

[Glacies12]

Is this like FluffeeTalks?

Only with a cooler host...

[MastrodiAtheist]

why did you censor the fuck at the end of the video.

[farawaythings]

that was the worst thing i've ever seen. five stars

[TheExPlOiTeDOne619]

Hahaha, that shit would fuckin' make me laugh if a bastard ran in my pad with a dildo.

[Jotto999]

I wonder, was he intentionally being comical, or was it completely a sex thing? Likely both. I think the dog thing is equally funny.

[ShamWoW5]

funniest thing I've seen all night

[TenRoc382k9]

lol sorry i ran away from the big black coc mom lol

[mp9yq9tx]

just when you think you have heard it all.....

[Crowbarazar]

Wow. That is some seriously fucked up shit. A dildo. A fucking dildo. Just how many damage points would a fortified dildo inflict as a melee weapon?

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

+3 Blunt attack and +4 penetration damage...

[Crowbarazar]

I lol'd so hard when I read your response.

[Xelico]

.....He's so cool XD

Props to the Coc!

[DrInfidel]

1st time saw you with no glasses... worth the sub

[MedievalWerewolf]

OMG, C0ct0pus has eyes!

[DazedConfused989]

LMAO

[DeeDemonwitch]

rather sexy eyes too.

[Xelico]

Oh noes! Coc is bleeping his videos! :P

On a serious note, any particular reason you're censoring yourself here, mate? Will this be the "coctopus-lite" channel?

[quexalcoatl]

If this guy killed my pet the police would never find all the pieces of his corpse.

[anom4lie]

yeah i sure wanna know about this

[Alicabob]

I just hope the censored videos stay on this channel and don't find there way to your other. That would suck. Other then that it was a good video.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

don't worry about that...it's half the reason I made a separate channel...

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

The 19 year old me would have dumped 15 rounds of 7.62x39 hollow points into the idiot with the dildo.

[SofaKingLoaded]

Whoa... Duct Tape can do anything..

[ThinkWithYourMind223]

Fucking crazy.

[aintisaword]

God damn, there is something fucked up with that guy.

[haytxa911]

lmfao!!!!!

wow how fucking RETARDED

5/5

[GameJunkieKyle]

LMAO

wierdest news story evar