Maybe the slave driver has a point. When they ended up making a chewing doll, the Cabbage Patch Kids Snacktime Kids doll, it ended up chewing kids' hair off. On the other hand, he didn't realize that even elves need a tooth fairy of some sort.
I'm so happy that I didn't watch this one when I was a kid - I would cry every Christmas, thinking how elfs are forced to do toys for me... not to mention that most of elfs are douchebags. I mean, who wants a presents made by such untolerant bastards?
Nightman: "Herbie is now going to be the only dentist in the North Pole, meaning he can get a lot of revenge."
Someone oughta buy him a copy of "Marathon Man" for Christmas, just to give him some ideas. Can you imagine him getting that slave driver elf boss, or even Santa, in his dentist chair, and going all Laurence Olivier on them?
You know, I think I can take some satisfaction in this scene in context to the ending. Herbie is now going to be the only dentist in the North Pole, meaning he can get a lot of revenge. I mean later on he can yank that loudmouth bastard's teeth out.
@nikoincroatia: "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" (USA Christmas TV show, 1964, stop action animation). Almost as depressing as the Charlie Brown Specials, which are almost suicide inducing.
Maybe the slave driver has a point. When they ended up making a chewing doll, the Cabbage Patch Kids Snacktime Kids doll, it ended up chewing kids' hair off. On the other hand, he didn't realize that even elves need a tooth fairy of some sort.
tepples 2 weeks ago
We may like going to the dentist, but we still know we NEED them. They're helpful and do a job we need done.
What is WITH the north Pole?!?! Is it where Hitler grew up or something?
TerryB01 2 months ago
He probably would have faced more social stigma if they said, "Herbie plays with toys!"
MrEmadshalabi 7 months ago
"Go ahead and fire me! I don't wanna be a part of you're goddam stupid, holly-jolly communist elven society!" XD
LaHuerca 8 months ago 6
Transcribe audio is HILARIOUS
Rhaxma 9 months ago 2
I'm so happy that I didn't watch this one when I was a kid - I would cry every Christmas, thinking how elfs are forced to do toys for me... not to mention that most of elfs are douchebags. I mean, who wants a presents made by such untolerant bastards?
karol1986 10 months ago 4
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Nightman: "Herbie is now going to be the only dentist in the North Pole, meaning he can get a lot of revenge."
Someone oughta buy him a copy of "Marathon Man" for Christmas, just to give him some ideas. Can you imagine him getting that slave driver elf boss, or even Santa, in his dentist chair, and going all Laurence Olivier on them?
"Is it safe?" Hee-hee.
Nightscream72 1 year ago
You know, I think I can take some satisfaction in this scene in context to the ending. Herbie is now going to be the only dentist in the North Pole, meaning he can get a lot of revenge. I mean later on he can yank that loudmouth bastard's teeth out.
Nightman221k 1 year ago 6
Cracked
It's the Christmas version of 1984! :D
TheDoremi40 1 year ago 7
NOW GO TO KIM JUNG IL AND CONFESS WHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF YOU'RE NOT CONSIDERED ENEMY OF OUR COUNTRY!
MerchantOfMenace1 1 year ago
YOU'LL NEVER FIT IN!
Wow... I watched this as a child and only now do I realise how twisted it was.
rankaratar 1 year ago 8
@rankaratar Yes, children accept adults, no matter how screwed up they are. I know I did.
A4ism 2 months ago
like if cracked sent you here
ChadBroUploader 1 year ago 10
The North Pole is Nazi Germany! OMG
LittlePikachu 1 year ago 7
"Herbie likes to jerk off little boys!"
sandydeath56 1 year ago 5
Cracked.
pigsdofly6 1 year ago
I wonder what Legolas would have to say about this.
Donnelly182 1 year ago 4
Only a 10-minute break? Someone needs to send OSHA to the North Pole.
trekker4747 1 year ago 31
"Finish the job, or you're fired!"
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"Ok, so fire me! I wanted to be a dentist anyway!"
SheaF91 1 year ago 45
C-Racked
only be nice to different people if they can do stuff for you.
Konform2zoidberg 1 year ago 3
CRACKED!
ryanmshepard92 1 year ago 2
lol ten minute break
Jenga666 1 year ago
Cracked
Kinglion432 1 year ago
What the hell is this movie?
nikoincroatia 1 year ago
@nikoincroatia: "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" (USA Christmas TV show, 1964, stop action animation). Almost as depressing as the Charlie Brown Specials, which are almost suicide inducing.
NickB1967 4 months ago
What a dick!
TheUntouchableLIX 1 year ago 2