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  • When a volcano erupts, it emits more CO2 than 100 years of human production at current rates.

    Of course, lets forget that all life is carbon based and that CO2 actually creates food in green plants...

    Lets all pretend that Climate change is a threat rather than a natural process that happens with or without human intervention.

    Lets also forget that the trillions wasted on Carbon monitoring could be used to clean up ACTUAL toxins and GMO poisons.

  • got some brass coated lead jackets i would like to dispose of green police. just let me know when you want them, i would be more than willing.

  • yea like buy glass instead of feminizing plastic.

  • the green police la la la la la. the green police can suck my balls haha. i like my song better.

  • @TheCashistrash hahahahahahahahahhaha like my song betterhahahahahahahahah

  • go to hell

  • Don't forget to tax mother nature as the largest producer of carbon. Hmmm...If I change my name to mother nature, do I get a free pass?

  • Power strips and all other forms of current technology were brought to us by the corporations and the governments, so instead of moving ever closer to a totalitarian state, how about these two groups of financial parasites create technology that doesn't require police state tactics? Make something better that we want to buy.

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  • Does anyone knows plants stop living at under 150 ppm CO2? Do you know what happens without plants?

    Did you know during the little ice age we had JUST 180 ppm CO2?

    We are heading for a ice age since any interglacial period is around 10000 years and we already passed that time. Do the math and stop being stupid.

  • Fuck this

    That makes two hunky guys so far. Where you get these guys from I wanna be there

  • going Green > Is About Making Money and Scams, etc. > Thats the same color as the dollar bill.

  • I wonder how much Co2 was emitted by all the equipment used to make this video. I wonder how many green police have been arrested as pot dealers

  • How much CO2 would we save if we all just quit using electricity? We could go back to living like feudal serfs, and then the climate would stabilize and never change again.

  • This shit is funny now but won't be in the near future. Wake up people!! Road to tyranny is paved with good intentions!!!!!!!

  • Your disgusting green police. We wont eventually except you!! Stay strong Bitches! Boo nwo

  • lol thats actually really funny and ironic. Fuck these hippie douches.

  • prosperityglobal doesn't have much to say that isn't straight from the daily kos.

    I get the feeling that he is about 13 and an only child.

  • You guys getting up in arms about these videos being an attack on liberty etc do realise they're satire, right?

  • green ass fag

  • Fascism  ECO Nazis

  • Snow on the ground in 50 states.

    Global Warming = Fail.

  • fail

    

    49 states

  • Higher elevations in Hawaii.

    Read the news, Mike.

  • source:

    (dub-dub-dub dot) ktka (dot) com /weblogs/weather_watch/2010/fe­b/14/update-all-50-states-did-­have-snow/

  • gonna do everything i can produce more life giving gases to plants around the world.

  • dangit!!

    I forgot.

    hunt hippies

  • The reasoning/rationale behind this is so effing stupid. Motivate people by pointing out how much MONEY they're throwing away. Go stuff your green nonsense. Efficiency = green and Capitalism is the definition of efficiency. Disagree? You're wrong. Look it up for once instead of listening to Noam Chomsky spoken word cd's.

  • You Suck!

  • I was thinking about buying an Audi, but after watching these 'Green Police' ads, I don't think that's environmentally responsible.

  • Audi is one of the Green Police good things. Especially ones with the TDI diesel engines

  • BOOOO!

  • Yeahh, No. I think my "power suck" will be pluged in until it is shot and can move on to the filling of our local landfill stage.

  • make the world a better place, hunt green police.

    and hippies

  • @ Prosperity Global if your serious about your comment but I feel that you have to be one of the most ignorant people in the world. Either that or a shill for the nwo. I believe that we should be kind to our earth as well but not at the cost of our liberty and freedoms. To even suggest such a thing makes you sound uneducated and brainwashed. Please do yourself a favor and don't comment before you thoroughly read and understand what you are saying. So maybe next time you won't sound like a fool

  • What do you mean?, we have to implement these policies otherwise the world is going to be all flooded.

  • This is brilliant, i cant wait untill the Green Police become official. I think they should be ablet to do warrentless searchs of our homes and confiscate anything that is not friendly to the environment, we also need more taxes on Energy consumption, we must introduce a Carbon Credit system in which every Man, Woman and Child shell have a certain amount of credits issued to them, if they exceed their credits they shell have to pay a financial penalty or be incarcerated.

    I know it sounds hars

  • I know it sounds harsh, but we have to implement these Policies MINIMUM to save Mother Earth.

  • mother earth is fine. nothing has changed and nothing will. America has turned into a bunch of pussy ass tree hugers.

  • If you died it would decrease your carbon footprint to zero. Go to hell.

  • you dont understand I cant die becuese i need to praech the new Malthusian Green Religion to everyone.

    The World Population needs to be reduced to no more than 1.9 Billion.

  • Starting with you.

  • I am one of the Elite, one of the intelligent ones that must see through the elimination of 6 Billion useless eaters.

  • see, I'm not sure you are kidding or not.

    you had better be

  • have a look at my channel, and decide for yourself.

    useless eater

  • I looked. You're nuttier than a box of cracker jacks.

  • explanation?.

  • You.

    Are.

    Crazy.

    And now I know you are stupid to boot.

  • aahhh, I see.

    you are one of those smug ignorant self righteous gits that really took to the liberal indoctrination.

    listen up, Im going to make life easier for you.

    global warming is fake

    there is no such thing as vampires

    when your self appointed leaders say "we will be in charge" they really mean "I will be in charge"

    sitting in a circle and chanting doesnt affect anything. there is no magic

    animals taste good, there is a reason for that. grow up and you will see.

  • @prosperityglobal, you claim to be intelligent , yet there are over 31,000 scientists who disagree with and are openly challenging this AGW farce. you , however are just another brainwashed pawn for the Green Swastika, your brain must be 99% horseshit and 1%marshmallows and tar .which made it very easy for the greenshirts to indoctrinate you to the fullest extent. SEE YOU ON THE FRONT LINE ! I WONT GO WONT GO WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!

  • this is complete bullshit ,besides the attack on our liberty. it is scientificly wrong; a power strip simply creates more outlets to plug into , if the plugged in appliances are turned off, it is an open circuit and no power flows. the only part of a power strip that uses power is the tiny red neon bulb in the switch ,about 0.03watt ,( an ipod shuffle uses many times that amount of power when running)

  • @ighforever : SEE YOU ON THE FRONT LINE ; I'LL BE READY!!! you liberal communist JACKASS. i deliberately turned my thermostat up to 85 degrees and opened my windows in response to this green BULLSHIT.

  • @KougsMotors454 why dont you grow some and killing the earth

  • @volcomskatersam; you dont have a fucking clue , do you?? , co2 does not kill the earth, and YES , the ocean DOES indeed produce oxygen , it comes from the countless trillions of algae microbes and other aquatic plantlife which populate the ocean , which photosynthesize CO2 into O2 just like trees on land

  • I have 6 earth killers in my house! Sweet.

  • Oxygen comes from the Ocean .

    It would not matter if there were no trees at all . This is just Green brainwashing You conserve so I can consume more . (as if "peole of goodwill" are gonna "save"

    the planet ?" lol people of goodwill POG will "saved" Us ....lol

  • @SAYYOURROSARY oxygen does not come from the ocean, when you were born your mother should have been slapped

  • I think you may have had too many concussions or you went to P.C. publick

    skool's . You really crashed and burned

    on this one kiddo . Next time you question a adult make sure you know what you are talking about ...lol

  • total bull shit when electric is generated that's it goes down line if you use more or less it still goes down line and never comes back regardless of what you plug or unplug

  • sick bastards!!!!!!!!!!

    you do know plants breath CO2 right? and the more there is the better the plants thrive? which in return makes MORE OXYGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Finally someone with scientific reason. Thank you sir you are not like these stupid drones that instantly believe this shit.

     Its call photsyntesis. Plants need C02 to get there nutrition. Humans exhale CO2. Without CO2.

  • fuck tha police... motherfuck the green police

  • These ads are not at all amusing if you know anything about predictive programming.

    The media is becoming far more extreme in familiarizing us with a police state. I even observed people on a blog discussing why it was an offence to swear in public (not causing a disturbance of any sort).

    People are actually coming to accept 'the authorities' as having total control over our lives.

    We ignore such things at our peril and I guess we'll inherit the world that we deserve.

  • You know what you can do with that batton your holding don't you

  • This is disgusting, go throw yourself down a ditch.

  • i thought c02 is what plants breathe?

    so.....?!?!

    i dont see how c02 is bad?!?

  • CO2 helps deteriorate our atmosphere, which warms the planet. As in global warming. Ever hear of it? ...Look it up.

  • @Jasprah global warming? i dont know its been cold as fuck and we are getting our second blizzard in a week right now...sounds like bullshit to me, its freaking cold

  • @Jasprah dumb shit its a frickin blzzard outside

  • ighforever: You are a clown thats who you are!!! Your sargent rank doesn't mean anything to me. You just a brainwashed robot who thinks man made global warming. The other planets around the sun are heating up as well. Do they drive on diesel and use plastic bags too? Wake up you fool!!!

  • I am a Sargent in the new Green Police Force. We are a world wide organization, duly sworn to protect the planet. People are maggots that do nothing but breed and polute and must be controled to protect our wonderful mother earth. You have been warned maggots that we need NO warrant to search you , your car your HOME! We can at anytime search and seize, for the good of Gaia. If you resist the fines are repressive and Jail time is imminent. Do as you are told and LIVE GREEN!!!

  • @ighforever wonder how well that goes over with LEO's. What is it sit through an instruction class for a few hours and get a paper badge or something?

  • @ighforever Listen you jackass. You better watch your back. I know alot of people who wouldn't want you to be alive. Why don't you go get lost in some forest and live their in a cave and leave the rest of society alone while we prosper and hopefully die a slow death from high blood pressure or some curable disease. You worthless shmuck

  • @ighforever

    go play in rush hour traffic queer, aint noone scared of you or your buddies.

    BRING IT BITCH'S!!!

  • @ighforever

    come to my house and try and come in without a warrant buddy! i got my kids here you dumb fuck, you think this is a joke? come in my home unwanted with my family here i feel sorry for you, CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED!!!

  • LOL nice... Oh and by the way the the police state is here.

  • God controls what happens to the earth,not our ant like releases

  • @namtesyalp yes He does:)

  • How te heck would a power strip use more electricity? It's no different than the wires that run through the walls of a building! The "Green Police" must be dumber than regular cops.

  • You spelled Communist wrong Dumbass.

  • Weve been warned????

    Im warning you muther f$%ker stick your comunist ideas up your ass!!!!

  • save the planet!! everyone........turn off your computers and unplug them now! we didn't need them 20 yrs ago.....we don't need them now! just think of all the oil you will be saving not only oil for energy but all the plastic (oil based) used in the manufacture of computers!! destroy the net!! NO COMPUTERS NOW!!

    for all those who don't know sarcastic humor, this is a joke. but understand enviro facists think in these terms. computers waste energy and oil when used by regular people

  • Screw the green police. I bet the jackasses who made this ad don't know a thing about electrical systems. Unless there is a LOAD contained within the power strip it will draw NO power.

    An example of a load is the device inside a cell phone charger that converts the AC to DC.

    Anyway, the guy is full of baloney, and again, 1000lbs means nothing unless it's referenced against something. A million pounds is nothing unless it's referenced.

  • Wow. I thought it was just the ignorant small country town i live in that didn't get the use of unknown magic like "sarcasm" and "irony." Obviously, i was ignorant to the fact that the rest of the "Anti-everything that YOUR PARENTS say is right ignorant we-dont-know-a-thing-about-the­-rest-of-the-world-we-agree-wi­th-the-kidnapping-of-33-Haitia­n-children" percentage of Midwesteren and small town mentalisized population were stricken with this also. FIND THE CURE!

  • ACTUALY, thisis just wasting power. okay, so the power company NEVER stops making electricity, and it does not matter at all if you unplug SHIT. its a take or lose type thing. and becuase of you fascists, its a lose.

  • @theamazingplant2: Actually you're wrong about that. If the power strip has any kind of constant light or something in it, it will draw a tiny bit of power at all times, however most power strips are probably just like a string of receptacles, and do not use any power when they are off.

  • but that doesnt matter. remember, the power compaines dont stop making electricity and its not something that is stored and that is actually taken out or produced only when we turn on something, its never ending. its just a mater of use it or LOSE it. and due to all these thigns, we are LOSING it.

  • @theamazingplant2: Ah I see what you're saying. Still, I think the idea is that if everybody used much less electricity, power companies wouldn't have to produce as much electricity. Still I agree with you, the result would be negligible since power demand is generally always less than supply, and I don't believe GW exists anyway! :)

  • this is real, no joke

  • Thinkin this is all to crazy to be true ? Wrong. England have been stirring up neighbourhoods getting neighbours to spy on eachother for over 2 years now. Does that make it right? Who benefits from this ? Do taxes go down ? Are fines added ? Have you seen scientific evidence of global warming ? Does this make you want to ignore the issue ? Does the ad seem manipulative ? Was this ad shown at the superbowl ? Check the answers to the 4th, 5th, 6th question and maybe rethink 2nd, 3rd, 7th and 8th

  • Poor Audi - they didn't realize that American's don't understand irony.

  • Audi

    I want to express my anger at your recent Super Bowl Ad.

    Your attempt to inject humor and to laugh at the thought of the loss of freedom, and suggest a widespread uncontroled police state, by a German company is the height of stupidity.

    Shame on you. You shoulld pull this add. End your Youtube support of "The Green Police" and apologize to America.

  • @outward2006 this statement deserves more "thumbs up" than I am alloted to.

  • I agree. That ad made me angry, as well as frustrated that people actually buy into MORE loss of freedom.

  • This is a joke..right?

  • Seems so now, but in reality, a foretaste of the Scientific Tyranny coming to a neighborhood near you...too soon! You will be their slave, if they deem you worthy of living a little longer, otherwise, they will pull YOUR plug, just like Grandma's!

  • @ tubamirum007 i totally agree , but scientific tyranny is an innacurate term ; there is nothing "scientific' about the global warming farce , infact most acurate , unskewed scientific studies show that AGW is complete baloney. there is no science in al gores words , only propaganda

  • fascists

  • These videos a breath of spring, of fun. More!!!

  • Badly produced, badly acted, creepy... totally anti-nature!

  • you have a big belly!

    You could have saved 5 kids in africa!!

    Call the green policeeee ♫

  • lol

  • these green police commercials are the stupidest commercials I've ever seen....what a joke....haha...Audi blew it this time!....haha....some of the youtube green police vids have had their response and rating features turned off...haha....understandably..­....Global warming is the biggest fraud that an admin has ever tried to foust on a ppl. Obama was going to use this fraud to bring in the biggest tax hikes in history....Glad they were exposed. Gore should have to return his awards...Idiot...

  • damn right

  • Audi looks like they have pulled the most idiotic marketing move in history by taking sides in a very polarized debate. The losing side, no less. Way to alienate more than half of your potential customer base!

  • What lies

    CO2 is good for the Earth...

    I will never buy an Audi now. I will stick to my BMW!

  • lets not pretend that you can afford an Audi....or a BMW.....

  • The Green Police should work from mud huts without electricity.

  • Then where would your parents live?

    Zing..........

  • I absolutely hate these pathetic moronic enviro-fanatics that are so totalitarian in their mentality that they actually would have an orgasm over having environmental police going around arresting innocent people just because they are not "green" enough. You pathetic pieces of human garbage will not succeed your desire to subjugate the American people to your new venue of communism. I'm a conservationist, but, I believe in freedom, liberty, and individual human rights. I am pro-Constitution.

  • The simple fact of the matter is that Anthropomorphic Global Warming is a lie and that is where the root of the environmentalist argument is. The Sun is getting hotter so is the solar system. Are the aliens that live in our solar system polluting as well? This whole thing was started in the early 90's as a way to make money and its working. In the 80's it was global cooling then it was global warming, now its "climate Change".. Next year it will be something different and you will all buy in.

  • The "A" stands for anthropogenic not anthropomorphic. A quibbling point, to be sure, but one indication that you have no clue what you're talking about. Your talking points are each thoroughly debunked online, as anyone competent with google can confirm. The "sun is causing" it line is factually false. The "global cooling" idea was a conjecture from the 70s (not the 80s) that never was backed up empirically, way different from the fact that CO2 traps heat, which is backed up by observation.

  • No, I am pretty sure it is the sun buddy. BTW, it's laughable to think that anything people can do will change the environment. What's the biggest contributor to CO2 emissions, the ocean.

  • Well, you're demonstrably wrong. In recent years we've been in a solar minimum but we've still seen abnormally high temps. This whole line about the sun is a talking point from 6-7 years ago. Even then it was bee ess. Although the sun was in a warm phase of its 11 year cycle it didn't accounf for all of the observed warming. Quote below.

  • "However, it is also clear that since about 1980, while the total solar radiation, its ultraviolet component, and the cosmic ray intensity all exhibit the 11-year solar periodicity, there has otherwise been no significant increase in their values. In contrast, the Earth has warmed up considerably within this time period. This means that the Sun is not the cause of the present global warming."

    Max Planck Solar Research Institute, 2004

  • BTW, they can tell that we're the biggest contributor to the increase in CO2 levels because they can detect differences in the isotopes, so you're also wrong about that.

  • @jrshipley when it gets to the point of "turn in your parents for not being green" i will pull out my gun and take down every person wearing green that comes on my property. If i start taking them down one at a time then that's one less person to pollute the earth.. PROBLEM SOLVED.

  • @jrshipley i have no problem conserving energy at all. Its the idea that you can be arrested for it that causes me problems. It is very naziesq to do this. I like to save some energy because my bills go down. but i dont want to totally do away with CO2 because our plants need it to keep us alive. The whole idea of a green "police" is where my problem lies. Im pro nuclear power. Its safe, clean, and cheap, however to arrest those who disagree goes against every fabric of my being.

  • I think the "police" aspect of it is the joke. Some environmentalists are offended by it, but it's just a joke. As far as CO2 I think everyone should agree that disrupting the atmosphere's balance too much in either direction can have bad consequences.

  • Most of the pro green police comments on here are fake users. Cointelpro in the house.

  • I bought 3 remote controlled power outlets today.

    They work well I can shut off and turn on power strips without digging them out from behind the furniture.

    About 25 dollars for 3 with the remote.

  • Audi... bite me! American's don't need you telling us how to run our lives.

  • "the rest is true" uh no. it's not an earth killer, or a nature hater. It doesn't have feelings and therefore doesn't "hate" anything, And the last thing I remembered CO2 was good for plants which is part of the enviroment, and they produce air for us to breath, and in the 70s enviromentalists were predicting global cooling, in the 40s global warming, in the 20s Global cooling etc....

  • I plug in many power strips. I like to feed my plants the CO2 they need to survive.

  • @TheWolf2788 Yes I agree with Wolf nuclear is the cleanest alternate to coal. The waste can be reused with a Fast Breeder Reactor and Reprocessing. There's also Thorium to think about which is even better in my opinion.

  • It's hilarious how you "green" yuppies care about pollution, but 99% of you idiots use poisonous lightbulbs filled with Mercury (Don't worry, it's only 1 of the most toxic natural substances on "Mother Earth") & even if you don't break them their going to be ending up in land fills & definitely wouldn't want to live near 1.

  • @TheInfo101 How am I a green yuppie I was just pointing out that the IFR and LFTR could give us clean power on a bulk scale. To me I am not too concern about pollution and all this hype over climate change. We live in a society that is afraid of any nuclear radiation but the amount that coal gives off which is hundreds of times worse is ok but no nuclear plants is beyond me.

  • I think there's a growing consensus that we need a new generation of nuclear plants to provide base load power along side renewable and scalable sources like wind and solar. The bottom line, whether you accept the overwhelming evidence that greenhouse gasses impact the greenhouse effect (duh), is that 21st century jobs come from transitioning from 19th century ideas like dirty coal to 21st century technology.

  • I burn old tires to piss people like this off.

  • I believe these studies were done on older models of SURGE protectors. Because they are there to use a little less power and shut off in case of a surge. My surge protector, which MUST be on at all times to power a server only uses the amount of energy that is required. Therefore unless you are telling people to turn off everything which is an improbable request I think you should try on some bigger issues. Like rather than telling them to turn them off, tell them to get newer models which helps

  • The newer surge protectors are great. So called "vampire" devices suck energy even when the power is supposedly off. That's money going down the drain not to mention wasteful (obviously not applicable to your server). I have a power strip that feeds energy into other devices only when the device I plug into a switch plug is on. So the tv, xbox, dvd player, etc. only suck energy if I turn on the cable box. The downside? The tv might take an extra second or two to start up. Woopdeedoo.

  • Vampire devices have nothing to do with what I just said. I never once mentioned a standby switch.

  • Ummm... I took myself to be agreeing with and expanding on your comment. Sorry if it came off otherwise.

  • Nuclear is by far NOT the cleanest power source.. You learn some facts Wolf

  • I said Nuclear power is the cleanest power source that can Meet today's power needs, not the end all cleanest power. Alternative power sources like wind, solar and geothermal are fine as supplemental power sources, but the key word is supplemental. You need a primary power source and nuclear power is the cleanest power that can accomplish that.

  • I use an electric bike I bet you dont nor does anyone that made or paid for this commercial so suck your own tail pipes.Live it before you preach it.

  • @leestevens That's cool. I use a bike with pedals. I've been wanting to drop a couple thousand on one of those ultra-clean electric ones, but I'm stuck with this lame human-powered one instead.

  • Yes, it is goood not to waste things. But, Let us learn to protect human life first. Notice how these "Greenies" never call for an end to fossil fuel. What, an electric car motor can turn wheels, but not a generator at the same time. Thereby, making a closed system.

    I call horse-crap!

    This is nothing more than the "power that be", trying to be the "powers that keep on being".

    What's their solution clean nuclear power. When was nuclear power ever clean? Spent fuel rods ring a bell with anybody?

  • When was perpetual motion ever possible?

  • Heyyyyyyy...You look like the guy at the mall...

  • Co2 plants love and need it ( Do school over again)

  • woof u can handcuff me -

  • I think these guys should stick to kissing men and not annoying everybody else

  • as long as they do it out of my line of sight

  • hilarious!

  • Is this one of these green jobs that obama is trying to create?

  • I don't have to do all this shit cos I own a Prius

  • lmao

  • @ rvh3 i hope your kidding. the prius is actually worse for the earth. it requires more energy to make a prius than a chevy suburban !. also, the rechargeable battery in a prius is full of toxic nickel metal , which pollutes the water table when mined and disposed of . anyone who buys a prius in order to be green is simply a trendy douchebag trying to fit in with the "green" FAD

  • Co2 helps the earth

  • Not if you have a lot of it

  • now some 1 do spoof of this

  • Not sure if this is supposed to be funny. A power strip is just a bunch of outlets, it doesn't consume power, normally. (The little power bricks do though)

  • the "on" led uses power :X.

  • I was expecting an elephant to turn up at the end, or a least a man in an elephant suit.

  • I guess on the 7th there's going to be some mass positive action

  • How would you get involved if you wanted to?

  • I think their uniforms should be made of leaves

  • mother earth hater

  • each person can individually make a big difference

  • very funny and informative xoxo

  • GO GREEN!!!

  • Simple things are very important.

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  • mass action is the best way to get really important issues across

  • wtf is this shit? haha is it a joke? must be some kind of viral for a movie or something no one is going to take this seriously?

  • I think there are many things that we can do to save the environment each day