Bad Joke Theater

[TheTheGamerFace]

i tried some of these jokes on my friends... they laugh their heads off.

[lar3ryca]

Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

Because he had a chicken stapled to his cheek.

[pirateZevelyn]

excel is the best!!!!

[agilemanftw]

ok the chicken is cming but someone forgot about the turkey!!!!!!!!!!!

[born499wc]

im gonna use this jokes in pk so the one i fight takes suicide

[cosmicphenix]

"why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken" lol XD

[3Qstm]

thank god im drunk right now...

[robertrcats]

suicidal manics lol XD they have good reason to

[mechbloxz]

wow new way to pk tell crap jokes =D

[HUNminatorOnRs]

thumbs up if at 0:07 you readed theater as *cheater. lol.

[TNSfan890]

if i were acting in this video i would also have a joke: excl: (random bad joke in this vid) me: why excl: (random answer) my act: (begin phrase)owww.....(end phrase) *get 5 POSION damage* *die*

[mrwertyuiop459]

so this is how the evil chicken started?

[StingrayInYourBath]

Where is 480p :C

[psofan1]

who has turpintine sitting on a table?

[Jerbod2]

I actually liked the way they reacted to it more then the jokes ;)

[mordecai49]

i rly liked these jokes >.<



[TheYawn121]

ooh look turpintine LOL

[HaiHyaHay]

87 people lost all their IQ

[BurnThePr1esT]

/watch?v=MQ6z9w667Uk

[LightningDragon1999]

lol colonel bogey, I played that in band. 

[silferdraakje]

my iq points dropped 150 points by watching the whole vid :)

[Dranious]

@silferdraakje so now it is -151?

[jordmonster2a]

a real free doubler!!

just look the vid!

watch?v=8MfB8VkycF4

[JKKo11]

Because  of the first joke I broke my laptop

[treycc11]

l0led

[Pyrodex3andfriends]

I think I need to lay down, ow.......ow...

[Christinechiam]

I have the worst headache right now...

[rasmusbeggar]

thumbs up if u didnt bother reading the jokes when they started to take sucide

[theDeathRocket]

"WHA?"

[robloxplayer111]

hahaha the funny part was when the people killed and turtured themselfs... not the jokes -_-

[killdpker]

@robloxplayer111 lol thats what i thought lol

[ProjectPVPRsps]

Did he come up with those him self?

[RuneScapeZhen]

Funnah, "Hey look, turpentine!"

[timtmoney]

I laughed, I am ashamed...

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[Artziartful]

to be honest the t in theater looked like a c, so "Bad Joke Cheater"

[TheNightcoreMusicz]

These jokes are killing me...literally...

[pchyknrt]

lmfaoooo at all the suicides.

[charizardoreo]

FRY DAY

[TheCitrusdude]

i rlly liked the old 2h graphics where the sword is tilted back :s

[omenakookos]

2:15:aaaaaaaaa.

[1mbeany]

i love your video's !!!!!!!!

[aaron214676]

lmao

[jamiemaster101]

excel is a murder

[MrFlorian45]

/watch?v=zNS_2jR0nEc

[Socoolgirl94]

I LOVE BAD JOKES! They're better than dirty jokes!~

[GoreuRSProdutions]

my favourite part is when the guy jumps in the whirlpool :P

[Thymonico]

I laughed hard at this.. Wtf's wrong with me!?! D:

[nongagueihtam]

@Thymonico Well I don't think anything is wrong with you. I laugh at those jokes just because they're horrible... It's like they're so horrible it makes them funny...

[TheAkatsuki426]

it's fry-day fry-day gotta get down on fry-day

[Suckmykiss20]

2:26 OMGMGOGMOMGOGMOM!  DUDE HE GOT HIS BALLS SAWED OFF!

[MadeMafia18]

"I think my IQ just dropped 30 points..." I lolled! :D

[Shinsorataka]

ROFLMAO!!!

[thepker147]

2:26 the saw thing was like ahhh nutsss oh yeah XD im just bored..

[TheGidzor]

Think after this video Excl was wondering why everyone of his was ofline

[Rsrocksmysocks1]

hi im leaking dungoneering glitch guide for massive xp leak it to everyone , ass made me pay 30m for this

/watch?v=-kssbLHivpI

[killit95]

ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO that if funny...not the jokes but the actions after the jokes.

[TehNobbShow]

check my channel 4 ge dupe glitch & unpatched staking glitch

[ColScots726]

lul Col Bogey

[parker202]

when asked a joke your supposed to reply "i don't know, why?" not just "why?" who the hell replys by saying "why?"

[NintendoweekFan]

Wow Excl, you didn't list the song, or where you got the jokes from?

For every1, the jokes came from: w w w (dot) scatty (dot) com (slash) jokes (slash) animal (slash) chickenjokes1 (dot) html

put .'s where the (dot)'s are, and /'s where the (slash)'s are. No spaces either.

Music I have no idea, can any1 tell me?

[samuraimax5]

How much did it cost to do this???? (rs gp wise)

[GhostFilms2010]

The jokes suck that's it I'm going to abhor myself! -_-

[omgzezima78]

lmao at the suicide at 2:10

[Thymonico]

@RandomMadnessityer

L0L, that comment made my day! ..geniusly horrible!

[RandomMadnessityer]

@Thymonico whoa I actually posted this comment 3 months ago??? I never remember posting this

[FrostedOwl1]

@RandomMadnessityer because he waited till yesterday for it

[coolkids374]

What kind of cape is that?

[CaOwnerXd]

@igotskill u to its on 2:27 dude-.-

[MrPokeslash]

@CaOwnerXd we just want to do it on the exact moment...

[CaOwnerXd]

@MrPokeslash she said it at 1:22

[roykeanerocks]

why did i find all of these funny and then tell them all to my friends and family and they ask if im on drugs when i had a laugh atackkk?!?!?

[igotskilll]

2:24 gotta hurt

[MrDivined]

FRY-DAY!

[samuraimax5]

LMFAO

[Nihadkeso]

ok lol i was drinking a coke and when he said ima go pee some blood i fkn laughed my ass off and coke went everywere

[TheLitinz]

1:37 that make me laugh so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Suckmykiss20]

2:26  he gets his nuts sawed off!!! OMFG THAT'S GOTTA HURT!

[Beamer4wheeler]

I think my IQ just dropped 30pts....

[spencer11888]

alright you owe me 3 mins and 29 secs of my life back.....

[ChristianLProduction]

@spencer11888 Well the title pretty much told you not to come. You did that one your own time.

[tehnoobmoos]

UR JOKES R FUNNY THEY MADE ME LAF

[Holovideo]

should of had steriod water.....

[k1l3r10]

Why did the chicken cross the construction site?

why?

to se a man lay bricks!

1 word describes it ''OUCH!''

[k1l3r10]

@WgdVids where is the place at 1:42? plz reply

[MorganOfTheAncients]

@k1l3r10 Baxtorian Falls...at the whirlpool that you jump into to get to the Ancient Cavern! Noob...jokes...

[CS1Energypyre]

You need to make a book of these. I'd gladly buy one.

[chorusofthewolves]

i pissed myself at the girl at blue drags lmfao!!

[Avacnela]

Lawls! I think my IQ just dropped by 200

[Findpaul159]

omg excl you rock

[SirWildwind]

HEN GRN-EGGS!!! ROFL!!! XD

[andreassiok]

hand gren egs!!!!!!!!!

[jakeandchadrule]

sub to Jageatyou, if he get 15 subs ima make vid to give away lv 100 runescape acc with 60 mil

[kolock8000]

i cant even laugh out of pity......

[1112lolol]

lol why did the rabbit crossed the road one cause he pased liek chicken

aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!*jumps into water*

[ImAnOrAnGe12345]

1:20-1:34  ROFLMFAO!

[ikillusoon]

needs better voice actors. thats all i can say

[ikillusoon]

i shut this laptop and opened then shut again. coz this was so lame. as in jokes. but nice vid :D another success off wgd

[LuminescenceCreation]

Hand gren-*eggs*!

[kolock8000]

the only funny thing in this vid is what happens to the people after excl.

[FelllexVids]

omg! my brain! its melting!!!!!!!! *shots self*

[roniuxas]

:D lol



[gtrscarlet]

Those were soo bad I'm going to have to jump out the window now. Gawd I wish I didnt live on the ground floor.

[beazwolle]

À hen doesn't lay egge at al? Ooww thats THE Joke!

[BSChargeX]

Which day do chickens hate the most? FRY DAY!! LOOOL

[zailiner]

CHICKEN STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[killer9843er]

what happends when a hen eats gunpowder ...another answer could be : you get an EGG-splosion lolz =P

[Togg525]

The only good one was "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!".

[MoreGuthix9]

Chicken Style Scared me 0:11

[bben95]

some of these were funny

[1death6373]

lol im gonna start calling u pixel now

[thelostprophets1]

o dick sawed in half at 2:20 D:

[girlofdoom79]

at the joke with the chicken coop the chick that said why sounds like a trans..

[vivimonkey1]

I think for those people who committed suicide, they should have visited SMHAI (Suicide and Mental Health Association International)

[luis85663]

i laughed at evry1

[skwli]

1:43 lool i can't stop laughing!

[noobdude38]

@ danttwaterfall hahaha lol thank you dick :L

[danttwaterfall]

yo transcribe audio on at 30 seconds1!

[MrPokeslash]

1:20 that girl said "wah" instead of why!

[theonlyzcat]

@MrPokeslash

She was crying in agony. Hahahahahaha

[Beamer4wheeler]

@MrPokeslash because she's got a sexy southern accent XD

[darkshadowssonic]

@MrPokeslash thats what chickin jokes will do to your brain

[EpicHeartBeat]

@MrPokeslash lol? have you ever played RS?

wah is a normal word...

[legofreak270]

@MrPokeslash its supposed to be a british accent. lol



[Fram1996]

@MrPokeslash She's from Texas.

[FreePKMNWalkthroughs]

@MrPokeslash she actually said "Wai"

[smokeman213]

@MrPokeslash lol

[RsFishPker]

Ty for the tip! Ima tell bad jokes when im pking ;D

[thevidpwner]

Only at at 1:35... Are you sure? Just once?

[runescapegangstashow]

lol! at 1:35 : suicide

LOL)

[rune1wolf]

Epic <3

[lordryan596]

im gunna go over here and pee some blood...lol!

[TheGamerface]

uuughhhhh god it hurts in my anus i shouldnt have wacht this shit!

[chriskim97]

LOL, Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors, if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan!

HA my favorite one

[padfoot495]

excl im ur biggest fan

[GoldLPokemonGeek]

@padfoot495 just try to count how many people said that ... X(

[Inhellllolll]

chicken sedan ahaha xD

[wildude3]

stupid and funny

[imonthedeadly60]

yaaaay suicidal runescape characters!

[EvilShallWin]

Excl: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Girl: Why?

Excl: To get to the other "slide"!

Girl: *takes off anti-dragonfire shield and commits suicide*

~~~~~~~

UNSEEN

~~~~~~~

Excl: Aww, my joke was so funny, she died laughing!

Crowd: *murders Excl*

[NubieRS]

@EvilShallWin

ROFL.

[CaolanProductionz]

@EvilShallWin Ok.....  -.-

[GirlBetterBIow]

That "Ahhhhhh" was SO pathetic when he jumped off that wall, fucking nerds with no charisma need to socialise more!

[mike1231125]

ow..my head...make it stop! lol

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[YoshiBoy1318]

Why did teh noobchicken cross the noobroad?

To get to the other noobside!

Me: Help. (453234 poison damage)

[Jothike]

lol

2:16 haha xD

Oh look terpentine haha

[Greniel11]

lol these puns ar

"PUNNY"?!?!?

lol

[sarahhlovebunny]

lmao!!

[Funwithaball]

they are all about effin birds n chickens

[mattruler12]

I never did find out about teh chicken...

[Nuju82]

please shoot me! -7/10

[Hardcore774]

L0L guy with full void died xD

[Ruienss]

To get to the other slide, NICE! your smart at makin jokes.

[5darkiler5]

LOL

[TheCodymunk111]

lmfao i wanna be in a vid :o :P