Shit Helen Keller Says...to Everyone

[oooohokay]

everything about this is perfect.

[JediOfTheSea23]

Why do people get upset by Hellen Keller jokes? It's not like she can hear them.

[feitocomfruta]

This was vulgar, you should go wash your hands out with soap, Ms. Keller.

[AVPMismylife]

I can't tell you how many times I've watched this. It's never not funny

[MissLaurenB18]

Haha this was awesome! :D

[BaileyAwesomeSmile]

WATER!

[mari2497]

it's actually hysterical that you know that there's going to be hate mail yet you don't give a shit. you rock.

[bunnyblitz85]

you are wonderful and your voice is as annoying as mine...so i enjoy you

[duckie789]

I disliked this video being a special education major, up until he said bring on the hate mail haha

[leetcruelean]

LMAO! WHAT did I just watch sweetbuddhasdfghjkl I'm going to hell

[OctoberBastard]

Fun fact but did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Well, neither did she.

[teddy5615]

hahahahah!



[dizzyisme]

I really shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did.

[andrayathevampire]

hahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!



[CRUNKKGLAM]

='( this is so funny.. why didn't i see this before?

[PEYTOONIE]

STILL FUNNY

[Davidoutt]

Perfection.

[dershawnturner]

racest

[MrDramaKingTV]

I literally just finished watching all 130 of your videos in like a day. New favorite YouTuber. Of all time.

[IizJulia]

I feel like this is "Shit Bill Cosby Says to Everyone."

[bluefrog85]

LOL =)

[funnihunni93]

Guys, Helen Keller jokes are really insensitive, and I think everyone can see that... except Helen Keller.

[Valernique]

I instantly started cracking up....ohmigosh..

that was funny..

[MrInvalidArgument]

ghero46 brought me here... nice vid!

[teddy5615]

you sound like Yoda on crack XD

[teddy5615]

i was really confused of what the video was cause all i heard was the audio. Then i read the tittle and im still crying!

[thelazyhufflepuff]

I laughed way too hard at that. Thanks, Joe, for yet another reason that I am going to hell.

[broadout]

This is so hilarious. ;D

[vikiwozeya]

Why did this make me laugh so hard.

[LoveThemMusic]

....hehe?.... :)

[XmustXbeXemilyX]

This is officially your greatest accomplishment. All the awards.

[RavenousSky]

That was hilarious. 

[Bobo4lyf]

I'm going to hell

[secondaryactons]

OMG I WAS MAKING THE UGLY LAUGH THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!

[peytonlauren]

Don't listen to the hate and never take this down , This made my day... no wait my week...still not good enough good my year

[veryveryvix]

hahahahaha my friend calls me helen as an insulting nickname...bitch lol

[SoraJrMD]

So wrong yet so right LOL

[theEmmama95]

@xryadams91xi lmao. it was a joke. you don't remember when some one in the NFL mixed them up?....... lol...... awkward......

[TheCocothunda]

Shit Henry says to Joseph Birdsong

[PowerOfPie]

I'm new here and I even know you're gay.

[FreddyLately]

@PowerOfPie I really don't see what this has to do with ANYTHING.

[tybofborg]

@PowerOfPie No way! How did you figure out so fast? I've spent months living in doubt, frantically asking on every video and receiving nothing but cryptic references to having sex with my dad until the truth dawned on me.

[RedSkyNord]

@PowerOfPie ... okay?

[NoOneListensToChar]

This is brilliance. You make me laugh so much :L

[MidnightParamore]

The tears are streaming down my face.

[MidnightParamore]

I. Cannot. Breathe.

[MissOmgSeaTurtles]

I think I'm going to Hell for how much I laughed.

[pmariu02]

this is the joe i love.

[skiddni]

luhhhhhh you joe.

[RiahRoar]

Helen needs to see this..... OH WAIT.

[SophiaGrace23]

If you where straight....we would be together <3

[stevedincht]

@SophiaGrace23 shit girls say to gay guys

[seedoubleewe]

WATER?! You forgot that one word.

[pillowmansgurl13]

DYING. On. The. FLOOR.

[ohianjo]

I love it when Hellen Keller speaks, Anne often rolls her eyes.

[fynebaebe44]

Y U NO LIKE HELEN KELLER??

[cat326lol]

Rude, but...LOL!!!

[vocalyzer]

That was fast and dirty.

[baileyysmith]

I love you. Like a lot.

[dinosaurpop]

#dead

[obsessivecowdisorder]

sounds like rabbids



[idfkandrew]

omg.

[AiWarning]

LOL...I'm going to hell...

[Pottsylird]

I've watched this about ten times now. I like that Anne Sullivan is still her only friend.

[dianasof]

I love the fact that the sidebar and video ads are for a Geek Online Dating service.

[jonlerne]

@dianasof I'm pretty sure those are determined based on whatever you personally watch on YouTube, search for on Google, etc. They're different for everyone.

So, yeah...awkward.

[SweetMissBisou]

@dianasof It's not the same thing for everyone. Right now, for me, it's an ad for a summer holiday. Which has obviously nothing to do with the video. :-)

[sampieisawesome]

WE HAVE THE SAME CARDIGAN! :D

[melvf6]

omggg i cant deal 

[Lenervik]

i can't get over how amazing this is

[mitcharp]

you may or may not be going to hell for this video, and i wanna go with you

[taylahrules]

WTH!!!!

[Plottoberry]

I don't even know what I watched!

[AltairsLover23]

I miss these type of videos Joe.

[Vieteddy]

Instant favorite! AHAHAHA

[hoodedGirl]

This is the best parody of shit girls say!

[mushroomhandjob]

you guys should feel like shit for saying all these mean things... if hellen could hear you she would be upset.. hahahahahaha

[circlenostar]

Helen Keller is always funny.

[143ChristoferD]

@tehcandeeofdoom is that a Bo burnham reference?

[NannyDiaries23]

i feel bad for laughing

[tehcandeeofdoom]

You know... Helen Keller was the perfect woman

[Panda15165]

HAHAHA I LOVE YOU

[vsunthar]

The texts are to ANNE SULLIVAN! HOW amazing is that! ;'lkas'dlfka'sdfklas;dlkfna;sl­dkfn~!

[jawdyleighh]

the best part is that i didn't even get to the title screen of this video (maybe three seconds in) before my browser crashed xD

true story, bro

[dErangEdpenny]

Can't stop replaying....! so offensive and funny!!!

[KillingCuriosity1]

i liked the part where he said fjklsjgjsdv@#4523

[207waylifeis]

whit devil whit devil!

[207waylifeis]

hellen keller is my Great GRANDMA and I hope you burn in fucking hell for this!

[fgfgd2]

@207waylifeis great why dont you just go fuck off and die

[aquaticsirens]

@207waylifeis oooo gurl!!

[ItaliaKayla101]

@207waylifeis Puh-reeeeeeetty sure she wasn't your great grandmother, as Helen Keller never married or had children.

[HolyCrapanAsian]

@ItaliaKayla101 ZING!

[maxthemusician]

@ItaliaKayla101 i wonder why......:3

[Stupidkibbles3]

@207waylifeis zzz she never had kids....

[eccentrified]

@207waylifeis damn, your parents lied to you

[hawksandsparrows]

@207waylifeis lol she never had kids u sad loser

[samdec11]

If she could watch this video... she'd probably be excited that she's alive and able to see and hear.

[clm51193]

The Adventures Of Hellen Keller

The End

[clm51193]

My hero

[BronteIsCool]

Oh my god.

[BeccatheBizarre]

The time on the phone is 4:20. Yeah, I noticed.

[prettypuzzler]

This idea brought to you by Boone's Farm. :)

[ihearttheused7]

I lol'd hard.

[robinlynn2]

@theEmmama95..I hope you were joking.

[AuntieVeraCharles50]

Lovie, you are brilliant and talented and funny and very, very clever. This video? Not so much. Kind of insensitive and silly. Just sayin'.

[harrisonsuniverse]

whatthebuck liked this...just so u know!! it's about time u started getting recognition!! love ur vids joe!!

[olimac909]

Lol Anne Sullivan text

[PatrickWrocks]

Oh. My. God.

[nikkiisawesomeISH]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA CAN'T BREATHE LITERALLY CHOKING

[xryadams91x]

The question is: Has it been long enough to joke about Helen Keller?

Oh, it has?

Well HAHAHAHAHA! FUNNY. :)

[sanochipro]

All the blind people who see this video will be pissed!

[giuliafelix]

@sanochipro As will all of the deaf people who dear it.

[giuliafelix]

@giuliafelix *hear it

[sanochipro]

@giuliafelix I just wonder what the mute people will say about it.

[JoeCoolCoolCool]

@sanochipro Blind people won't be able to see it, so we're safe.

[NatashaAislin]

this is such an asshole video, that's why its golden

[NatashaAislin]

she cant talk tho right? or she couldnt??? humph..

[EmiliaDain]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA A+

[jykonrock]

Alright, i hate to be one of "THOSE" commenters, but my friends and I are making a series of comedy sketches. We'd like to possibly gain a partnership through youtube someday, so if you could kindly take the time to "like", comment, suggest, share, subscribe, or even suggest to your youtuber-friends or friends on facebook/twitter, it would be most appreciated. We would be eternally greatful and somehow in your debt :D Thanks for the time to read this, here's a link to a vid

/watch?v=H0ex4EruZPQ

[theEmmama95]

that's anne frank, not helen keller. 

[huntersuckscock666]

@theEmmama95 please tell me your referencing "Clerks".....if so your just going to confuse and misinform everyone born after 1990

[xryadams91x]

@theEmmama95 anne frank was the girl trapped in her attic for two years...nazis...world war...Hitler

You might have to fill in a couple of those blanks, but it's not Helen Keller

[PaintWithPudding]

This is one of those times that I don't want to admit I watch your videos.

[amurderofcrowz]

flawless.

[kelsiedoingdisney]

I AM... not offended at all actually and find this brilliant

[paperbackbinds]

i love you

[livelaughlove91692]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[cartergold12]

What even

[slatt490]

well, we're all going to hell anyways, right?

[jrn913]

Our hell parties are going to be killer.

[MissFeefs]

@disneykid1 I wanna meet you! :)

[marknalex]

You should do shit Anne Frank says.

Anne: So there's this really cute b--

Everyone in the attic: SHHHHHHHH.

[CloudAnimals]

@marknalex ALL MY THUMBS UPSSSS

[twigagawizard]

@marknalex I think I just peed a little LOL

[awsm0up]

messed up, but hilarious xD

[clarissa61190]

I'm going to hell for finding this humerous :(

[caitlinnnn731]

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[ChipChipBreak]

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[spiral3333]

Thats so funny :) Everyone loves Helen!

[kaleidoscope929]

Fozzie Bear, is that you I hear?

[saltwatertaffynlife]

Joseph Birdsong, we are going to throw the BEST parties in Hell. 

[MrImmune]

dsv5^%$V45v^sdgv#$Q

[amimazing]

This is so insensitive but I can't stop laughing!

[strangecharm7]

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[TheResultOfAThought]

Is that your Miley wig?

[kaleidoscope929]

I just showed this video to my deaf, blind friend. She didn't find it amusing.

[JaylaCucu]

I'm sure tons of people have already informed you that Helen Keller COULD speak, and quite well, so I won't do so.

Except..... By posting this comment, I've done just that....

[labanagl12]

now i am all for hellen keller jokes, as long as the person sharing them realizes that she not only learned to read (brail of course), write, AND speak. in fact she gave college lectures which is crazy!! but most people dont recognize her achievement, only her disability, which is sad. nonetheless still funny :)

[unophishal]

you actually posted this

you go Glen Coco

[jkimisyellow]

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[ZNORXtj]

Helen Keller is gonna sleep with yo' daddy bitch.

[Mycenaea]

@ZNORXtj Joe probably already slept with her dad... :o

[Ciaela]

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[vivalaleez]

If Joseph Birdsong is going to Hell then it must not be such a bad place after all!

[guardianjuan]

opuonndwperwon a oughopi ono opjjgwg??

[ErrorCode411]

I wish this video was longer…I mean, we're going to hell for being gay anyway, why not add laughing at this to the list! I love you!!!! :D x

[GoTravel100]

omg YES.

[thrynclair]

Hell's going to be awesome because everyone who's there is going to have the same kind of humor

[ineedtofeedmymonkey]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA omg i feel bad, but that was clever. :)

[mikey79097]

You should do a "Shit Anne Frank Says." It'd mostly consist of "Guys shhh be quiet!" "God I wish I could eat these Doritos but they are so noisy!" and "Dad quit reading my journal! God breach of privacy much?"

[petetreehugger]

lol its ok for me to laugh because my grandma was blind and deaf, lol this is awsome

[HoneeMustard]

just secured a spot in hell for myself...worth it.

[Cassthespazz]

HAHAHA I'm just imagining someone walking in on you filming. You should wear that when you go out to avoid all the paparazzi.

[mosthatedgurl25]

i'm going to hell for laughing at this.

[imcoolerthanu23]

I enjoyed this way too much.

[Lepreas]

Nice cardigan bbz

[fairywingsenchanted]

lol.

[o0oviceo0o]

you are a fucking freak and I wouldn't take you any other way! :D haha!

[ApathetikDarko]

The text messages slayed me yo lmfao

[opointon]

Ut-oh...my unimpressive comment is - I don't get it! Who's Helen Keller?

[disneykid1]

@opointon The education system has failed you.

[TehBryanxx]

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[seankivi]

@opointon Famous deaf and blind woman. One who says sajasdpognasldk;gh;isdBFLWEIGF­OVQABWFIbwfpib

[lorianna]

@opointon google is a wonderful tool.