The Unknown Creature in 4 minutes

[PiratedFilmsPro]

Of course! A Cyprus! It's all coming together!

[DementedAbsolution]

Somehow I'm expecting Slenderman to come out 

[HarharHagrid]

Shit, he does sound like Majora's Mask!

[yuoaman]

Why does this exist?

[moneymandate]

0:32 His pubes grow on his chin

[modshroom]

this is fucking perfect.

I love the opening

[battybuddy]

And then the animated dancing triforce jumps out at the camera and roars.

[Causalspark]

0:30 - Looks like he's stroking testicles...on his face.

[TheToast7]

I saw a rock that I was gonna add to my collection and I saw SOMETHING!

[Bagheadman]

Is Bigfoot real?

Fat Napoleon Dynamite and his soft faced young friend investigate!

[spikeshinizle123]

Is there any way to see this movie in full? I'd actually pay a very small amount of money to do so!

[spikeshinizle123]

@spikeshinizle123 Also, I know you're not Mr Cracker himself, just wondering where you got it!

[BeaufordW]

@spikeshinizle123 It's available for the low, low price of $1.99 on Amazon.

Just be warned that the 4 minute version is a lot more entertaining than the full version.

[GRx3]

This is terrible? Superman theme and Bigfoot? oyi...Disclaimer: If you "where" fooled..,lol

[heavymetalgod345]

@GRx3

Oh, but it goes on... "If you WHERE fooled the HOLE time..."

[mohdfaizlamin]

I hope that we will finally find out the identity of the witch!

[ranma814]

God damn, I thought they were going to Superman's house. What a letdown.

[abadonna]

lol 2:30

[abadonna]

2:30

[whatever678]

how did u get the superman song in the movie? do u rip? it from the souce material and then put it back 2 ur video or do u play the mp3 in itune's and record it back thru 2 windows moviemaker so when u export it @ youtube it already uploaded when u play it

[dsbiehl]

Is this supposed to be in the style of The Blair Witch Project?

The canned Disney "Davey Crockett" music is my favorite part. Oh and the Superman soundtrack too.

[GigaDager]

Wait, Cracker made this?

[sexualburgerking]

This is my edit of Cracker's full-length movie.

[productions963]

@GigaDager Yes, I did

[PiratedFilmsPro]

I called it a pine tree when I knew it was a cyprus tree

[Fryman28b]

A few drinks and a few chips? Just a few chips?

[sexualburgerking]

When these guys say "a few chips" they mean a few bags of chips. Each.

[PiratedFilmsPro]

Wow

[MegaChives]

i hate this!

[Keithed200]

Holy Crap. I used to lurk Portal of Evil. Thank you so much for finding this

[kazabo98]

lol she said goriller

[SeyMe2]

Probably just a piece of uh... of anything

[sexualburgerking]

"he was been trying to prove that bigfoot is a real creature and it's since the reports that have been out in on the news it's it seems now pretty aparent that bigfoot could very be in this area"

[EvilMuppet1979]

I've just watched the full length film, and I was blown away by the effort Cracker put into it. Its clear they spent hours rehearshing and polishing off the script. They even went to the trouble of hiring a real radio star (unless the broadcast was real).

My favourite character was Dan. I should have guessed he was a hiker from his physique. You wouldn't believe how tense the scene was when he explained that he saw something... with EYES. He delivered his lines so eloquently too.

5 STARS!

[Gravidtron]

And then I came across this video, just... GNAWING into some food..!

[HerrSchenkel]

I was fooled the "hole" time :(

[Palmcrusher]

LOL 3:46

[EvilMuppet1979]

Spectactular. I know what I'm asking for this Christmas. Does Joe Cracker still make these movies, or has he retired to the Bahamas? I hope he still has time to make films even though he's probably super rich by now.

[PeebodyFilm]

I', just so happy that Aunt Betty finally made her film Debut! It brings tears to my eyes!

[mmm4466]

What a great movie...now my life is truly complete

[dictionar1]

...and i saw this for FREE??? holeee pedus gigantigus. who wants popcorn, we're watchin' this one AGAIN! LMAO

[Zxcvyt5]

this is a masterpiece, up there among the ranks of Luis Buñuel, Alejandro Jodorowsky and Lucio Fulci. I adore everythin connected to Joe Coleman McGee.

But I NEED THE REMAKE, CAN ANYONE PLEASE UPLOAD GATEWAY TO HELL.

[snookyadoo]

and ugly?

[joopu70]

and gay.

[joopu70]

joe cracker why are you so stupid?

[CaptainChubbles]

I feel sorry for Robert. The world have mercy on him.

[betimi86]

whos the unknown creature? the man or the animal? lol

[clemsonfight]

It's a travesty this amazing film was never aired in theaters. So sad.

[WalrusGuy]

I'm also going to add that I saw this video before I ever bought The Unknown Creature. It was funny back then, but after watching the masterpiece that is The Unknown Creature, watching these clips is actually way, way funnier.

And Sexualburgerking, I absolutely love the Light of Courage videos. Truly the funniest Zelda-related videos this side of anything.

[WalrusGuy]

I recently bought The Unknown Creature. However, after forgetting to mail the DVD for over two weeks, Robert McGee e-mailed me himself apologizing and he sent me the remake, Gateway to Hell, for free!

I haven't had time to watch Gateway to Hell yet, but I really must say that The Unknown Creature needs to be experienced in its entirety. You haven't lived until you see Robert walk through the woods for an hour commenting on various pieces of litter.

[Nostale]

it looked like a Gariller

[whatever678]

A Griller!

[mystapler]

Did you add the music yourself?

[whatever678]

No, it was composed specifically for The Unknown Creature by Robert McGee.

[sexualburgerking]

Hahahaahaha "LOL"

[surfingthechaos]

you guys are too much

[spikeshinizle123]

I need to see the full film!

[ddrblank777]

lol thats great.

[nickshorts]

haha I'm still glad I saw the entire version though

[whatever678]

What are you talking about? Windows Movie Maker is a great peace of software. Obviously you don't know much about video editing.