Red Dwarf III "Timeslides" (Part 3 of 3)

[radar1974]

ah, Koo stark. Almost married Prince Andrew (except she posed topless and because of that, the rest of the Royal Family put a stop to the relationship). She's still gorgeous

[robloxinsanity]

v he probly dosent remember :> lol

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[indyt222]

Wouldn't bilionaire Lister recognize Rimmer from when he was 17?

[jonathansfox]

Maybe... I imagine billionaire Lister might vaguely recognize Rimmer as the really nice guy from when he was 17 if Rimmer mentioned that he was one of the guys from the future. Instead, Rimmer introduced himself as someone billionaire Lister should already know because they went way back, which got Lister and everyone else thinking he was just cracked.

[WTP2k]

Do you know I have watched this episode so so many times and never considered that.

I also realised today that female holly should have become male holly as if Lister had never been on Red Dwarf then most likely Rimmer would have never gone to the opposite universe where they picked up female Holly.

[hayleycsck2]

ok i have to ask, when krytons developing the pics, whats the music in the background?

[shift0]

somebody in the comments below the first part of this suggested this /watch?v=xl3PYk_s4Kk

[Twentysixbillion]

Why did holly make a torch magically apear in rimmers hand? Can she normally do that?

[mittens50]

because he's a hologram she can do that

[Twentysixbillion]

Why doesnt she just put a time machine in his hands then so he can take them all back?

[DrAchO2]

The urinating statue has been done Lister. Still a giant statue of yourself that pees champagne is imaginative.

[jimithingjames]

Great series. Classic episode. I just now realized that that is Hitler's sandwich, which Rimmer take a bit of at the end of the episode.

'Rimmer eating Hitler's lunch' . . . how apropos.

[G285LNY]

Nocturnal boxing gloves! Superb!

[TashkentFox]

Poor Rimmer, the only man in history to die and come back as a hologram twice.

[KingFirenze]

I just had a thought... they need a picture to travel into it yes? who the heck takes picture of sleeping boys... rimmer goes into a picture of him sleeping yeah? sounds a bit fishy to me... :P

[alluurpo]

yeah :D and who took the picture? when they enter the picture, shouldn't there be the person who took the picture in the same room? Pictures don't just appear from nothingness.

[Jomsvikingar]

All that's there is whats seen in the photo, they can't move out of it, and I'm guessing they can't see or at least interact with anything outside the photo itself. So, no, there would be no photographer.

[Kinlochbervie50]

private school... nuff said.

why do you think they pay extra!

[greatbritainyeah]

hahah thickie holden at 4.45 is my physics teacher now at schoool :p

[KingFirenze]

You serious?

[greatbritainyeah]

yeeep haha mr mac ;) true legend to be honest

[CamperJam]

what happend at the end, and what is all this about rachel and the puncher repair kit, i have heard about them but not in detail

[animafurs]

he somehow encountered the auto destruct button maybe from the previous episode?

[KingFirenze]

He finally get's a real form and he blows himself up, Rachel is a blow up doll he... uses as a substitute for a woman xD it has a puncher and he needs a repair kit for it lol ^^

[legoboyABC]

I'm alive oh wait I've just been blown up for no smeggging reason the producers on this show are so mean!

[MattRhys20]

Whats the music at 0:36??? Its the only bit of classical music I like

[lesjconj]

It's rubbish though. vivaldi's four seasons. What about Bach and Liszt? And messiaen is weird.

[madgirllolly]

poooooor rimmer... *sniff*

i do love him so :P

*fangirl screams and glomps him*

[cecinid]

Ok, I have always wondered this: Why was there an explosion at the end of this ep that presumable kills Rimmer again? Was it RIMME exploding, or something else...and why??

[RedCloude]

Okay he slamed his fists ontop of two crates that seem to read "Explosives" lol

[vlunney]

instead of a statue peeing why not another statue blowing the one standing?

[cheesey170]

BANG!

[evozxx]

I'm alive!!!!!

[BOOM]

Not anymore you ain't

[Hotraider]

as the old saying gose "it was nice while it leasted"

[reddwarfian999]

if only if he didnt accidently blow himself up...

poor arnie...

[moonducky92]

Poor Rimmer, total smeghead but you gotta feel sorry for him in this, lol.

[kablammerzz]

LOL at 5:45! :P

[PiperRulz423]

As Jeremy Clarkson would say

and on that bombshell...

[Swordseye]

yeah it would help not to hit the boxes of explosives

[reddwarfian999]

you know, one desicion makes infine realitys, so, what of in one of them, he didnt accidentsly blow himself up, and rimmer was alive, but the next events obviously be the same, but no hard light drive and ace couldnt of forced rimmer to become the next ace.

[Rowan07001484]

I'm alive! Alive alive oh. LOL

[graveeking]

and if any1 was wondering why rimmer wasn't a hologram for about 2seconds is because he told his younger self to not wear boxing gloves when writing hecheforth he copied tidier notes when revising for exams and didn't make the ships engine explode (it exploded later or some other accident) he must have been also put into stasis with lister later for some other crazy reason ,most likely not telling the capin where listers cat is which he might have been questioned later and when he didn't know..

[RBEO22]

But if lister was never on the ship, rimmer wouldn't have been the one brought back as a hologram since he never had more than a 6,000,000 word conversation with him (most of those words calling him a smeghead)

[graveeking]

probally wrong since rimmer would have been called a smeghead or more likely something else by his replacement roommate, another thing is lister would have rembered him from the bar when he was GIVEN the tension sheet and he said he liked OM !

[Swordseye]

but then there would be somone else on the ship while Lister was away because Rimmers room mate would have called him a smeg head and put into stasis while the ship exploded

[graveeking]

neh rimmer would have been murdered if anyone other than lister had been his roommate

[jakelic]

constant sex  hahhaaahhahha

[lubylu312]

How is that funny, on it's own?

[jakelic]

it funny in context, not on it's own :)

[Jester14111]

GROSS SANDWICH 1:07

[lordmcted]

originally rimmer was planning to go into stasis as he often did at weekends to extend his life, however he was busy messing around throwing a paper towel into a bin in the toilets, it missed, and he messed around doing "best of 3" then "best of 5" etc, he didnt make it to the stasis pod and died with the rest of the crew. im assuming that after he messed things up as a kid he no longer wasted opportunities. hitting the boxes with his fists is what killed him, had explosives in them.

[LuciusTheFair]

What are you talking about? Rimmer was on the bridge when he originally died from the radiation leak. You even get to see it happen. Its in the episode about gazpacho soup.

Holly said not to ask her why or how Rimmer was alive.

[lordmcted]

its in the books, if need be i'll find you the book and list the page.

[LuciusTheFair]

I'd appreciate that. I first got into Red Dwarf when I saw 3 episodes late at night on TV (Backwards, Parallel Universe, and Marooned).

I've been watching them all in order on Youtube so I only know whats in the TV series.

Still, even if its in the books, isn't that a bit of a plot hole? Or is it supposed to be that Rimmer would've ordinarily gone into stasis, but forgot and was put on repair duty thus causing the radiation leak?

That'd make sense I guess.

[lordmcted]

just been searching my shelf, its Red Dwarf, page 92. It's virtually the same, except Rimmer was heading to a stasis booth, he did that at weekends since he had no social life, as a way of extending his life, but on the way there he went to the toilets, after washing his hands made a bet with himself that if he could throw the paper towel into the disposal chute without missing hed become and officer, he missed, decided 3 in a row would undo the miss, and didnt make it to the stasis booth

[lordmcted]

its hilarious tbh, very well written, i recommend it, id forgot just how good the books are.

[Tennantslittlebitch1]

wot dus he mean " kryton get out racheal get the puncture ripair kit???"

[BobbyRice2]

Blow up sex doll.

;)

[Tennantslittlebitch1]

oh yh gross why do people use those things man

[c0nzo12]

because they're smegheads

[Tennantslittlebitch1]

ehehehheeh true lol

[lizardprotector]

So he's a smeg-head. I still feel really sorry for him.

[lygophile]

so ever since this episode, rimmer no longer caused his own death in the accident wiped out the entire crew, but was revived as a hologram after this?

...sometimes certain episodes are best considered non-canon.

[ShamZi1313]

I think the explosion at the end was from the crash 3million years back, but it was delayed, therefore, he still did cause his own death along with the crew. That also explains why they're not there. They even said it would take a few moments for the timeline to set itsel straight.

[Jester14111]

I don't get this episode and wait where is the "H" that was on Rimmer's forehead? The H is gone RIMMER'S ALIVE AGAIN HE CAN TOUCH EVERYTHING NOW!COOL AND.....weird?

[Rowan07001484]

One act in the past can change the future. Now Rimmer never died, he lived like Lister

[Shifterred]

Rimmer. You poor bloke. Even your child self is worthless.

[BladeLover1]

HA HA HA!!! Too true!!

[gallaghim]

Thanks for all the uploads.

[orangepuffafish]

poor Rimmer lol

[kramnesnay]

Greetings from Korea; great ending, brilliantly written.

thanks for re-posting, red dwarf is the best!

[ganondorj2]

rimmer:i am alive

boooooooooooooom cat: wha t was he sayin