Words, Episode 5: Sold Out

[shyan042688]

i'm usually very conservative with praises, but i must say that i'm finding this show amazingly entertaining, maybe even more so than mr. deity (which is one of my all-time favorites)...particularly episode 2 of words ("okay") cracked me up so bad i couldn't stop laughing for some 20 minutes or so after watching it...are you guys posting any new episodes anytime soon? i'm patiently waiting...

[calypsofacto5]

I really loved this episode Mr. Diety. So much so, I went over to iTunes to buy your Hymns to Him CD. Problem is...the only CD by that name there was by Clyde Bawden. I guess I was convinced that your CD was real because you advertised Listerine, Malibu Barbie, Kirby....I was duped. I think you owe me a Smile-a-Day calendar!! ;-) 

[FungusyHam]

:D love the ads

[adpbobcat]

i busted out laughing w/ 'what would jesse do' ad...we need more WORDS

[ianmathwiz7]

Amy has faith?

[bighugejake]

lol the adds!

[crocswsocks]

You married a Christian?

[jsn1295]

I like Deity better, but this is good! Have you started on season 2? When is Season 4 of Deity coming? Just curious.

[misterdeity]

@jsn1295 We've already done three episodes of Season Four. Go now!

[beanfilms]

Funny. As always.

[t3hsniper]

Terrible, but awesome! Loved the ads.

[stfunoob707]

lmao, she won't be awake by then... ambien not approved for puppy use

[AmIWhiteYet]

Is that Ableton running on your computer?

[misterdeity]

@AmIWhiteYet No. Logic Pro.

[darkmiles22]

I didn't even realize the ads were part of the show until Malibu Barbie. How slow am I? xD

[AccordionManiac]

The ambien was FUCKING HILARIOUS. God bless! wait...

[AccordionManiac]

HAH! Even the Kirby!!!!! Genius

[DancingHorses26]

I almost choked when the Listerine ad popped up. I thought it was real.

[jffryh]

I've heard that ambien doesn't help you sleep. it only effects your memory so that you think you've slept well because you can't remember being awake.

[misterdeity]

@jffryh That's freakin' hysterical!

[NorwayRichard]

"Our puppy is officially now a potty mouth - and not the good kind."

Holy freaking hilarious line!

[misterdeity]

@NorwayRichard That's my favorite line from the show.

[NorwayRichard]

LOVE the product placement and Star Wars references!

[bjjolley]

/whoresrus

ROFL

[mikeyman211]

Well I can't argue with you there.

[hotmercedes]

LUCY!!! your the one with faith!! wow, what a great bit!! Darth Puppy lives on Ambien!!!!

[hotmercedes]

Darth Puppy!!!

[enotstehw]

Brian

You lucky dog.  What's your secret?

How did you get her to like you?

[misterdeity]

Who says she likes me?

[enotstehw]

OK. I get it now . . . she is after your money?

[tastybrain]

I must admit I don't like the ads, but they are cleverly integrated into the episodes and I do understand the need for them! I hope you are getting nice chunky wads of revenue from them. Good luck and keep it coming!

[misterdeity]

@tastybrain The ads were all fake. It was just part of the joke. We got nothing!!!!! Do you hear me? Nothinggggggg!!!!!!!!!!

[korusi]

@misterdeity But you should have.... you really should have; bloody free advertising.

[stfunoob707]

@tastybrain did you not even look at the ads dude?

[TheMMaster2007]

I'm not sure if you're going to take this as a compliment or not: I love Mr. Deity but Words is even better!

Seriously, I love this stuff :) Keep it up!

[misterdeity]

@TheMMaster2007 I'll take it any way I can get it.

[hznfrst]

@misterdeity Hey, that's my dating motto!

[KateLouise]

I love the uber girly voice for the mini ambient ad, Brian. I love all your stuff and I am doing my best to convert everyone I know. Not to your stuff, I've decided to start my own religion, centered around bunnies and a canadian children's group called Sharon, Lois and Bram.

[MarkMillionaireGuru]

Hi misterdeity

I have just been watching your video and I must admit it really is very good.

I really enjoyed watching it.

Already looking forward to more of the same in the future.

Cheers to your success.

Mark McCulloch

[misterdeity]

Can you make me a Millionaire, Guru?

[plash010]

nice motion templates =p

great stuff! i love your videos!

[arniewince]

What's up Dalton.......Do you filter the negative comments and just keep those that dub you a genius? Can't take the heat eh?

[misterdeity]

I have never removed a negative comment. Only spam. I live in Southern California's upper desert, so don't tell me about taking the heat.

[arniewince]

OK fair enough. I will reiterate my "missing" comment. I am a BIG fan of "Mr. Deity" but I have a problem with this series called "Words". I just don't get the entertainment factor in watching your real life. You are like an addled nebbish (ala Woody Allen") on speed. Mr. MEity is just not doing it for me. IMHO.

[misterdeity]

I don't need you to like everything I do. I'm glad you like Deity, but unless I was going to do something exactly like Deity, I knew that I'd lose some people. Of course, there are others who prefer this to Deity. It's a matter of taste.

[haploid2k]

You're an idiot.  Youtube is notorious for randomly losing comments or not actually posting them to their database in the first place. Common knowledge.

[Godisaloser]

i loved this episode soooo much

[NB180]

great product placement

[sthurmo]

hehe...pure genius! keep em' coming....

[slimspadey05]

you couldn't see it unless you were looking for it(don't know why i was) but under the glasses you looked at the camera when you said 'my wife, ladies and gentlemen' with an 'i told ya so'-ish gleam. That's just good acting...i think.

also, liked the hoover ad the most. use the 'you know what sucks" line with my friends all the time

[darkandtwisty07]

You've unlocked the secret to Youtube gold! 1 part ad spoof, 2 parts cute puppy.

[EpicHiroDJ]

brian to amy: "you're the one with faith" ...... so it can work, relationships between believers and non- ?...... i had a christian girlfriend once : /

[greenfrogy44]

Cookie is adorable! What kind of puppy is she?

[misterdeity]

Cookie is a Havanese. She is a lot of work, a circus dog -- incredibly smart, but mischievous. She's so dang cute though, that you can't do anything but be completely taken in by her. Amy and I fell in love the second we saw her. There wasn't a doubt in the world that she was coming home with us. And now my pug is here too, which gives her someone to terrorize other than us (sigh of relief). She's getting much better, but everything in this episode is true.

[Eskimolz]

Sides hurting

Sides splitting

I'm going to have to remove my sides before watching the next words. These are way to funny

[86COLE]

You guys are so cute together, are you really married?

[misterdeity]

We're less cute in real life -- me in particular (Amy's always the most adorable thing ever). But yes, we are married. Goin' on 8 months. Woohoo!!!

[86COLE]

This is the most clever thing I have ever seen!

[VitamanMan8]

Mr. Deity... You make my life. You're absolutely hilarious in everything that you do. Keep up the awesome work! I've been a fan from day 1!

[misterdeity]

Is that day 1 B.C.E., or C.E.? Thanks! You made MY day (though admittedly, not my life --- my wife and kids do that).

[VitamanMan8]

day 1... of the show. I don't know which time period you started it in. Being Mr. Deity, you're in all times at once. haha Are the kids ever going to make an appearance on the show?

[misterdeity]

Yes, I think the kids will appear on the show. Did you see Lily in our PSA about where to find money? She was fantastic!

[VitamanMan8]

I must have missed that one. But I believe you! You wouldn't lie to me. ......right?

[misterdeity]

It's at the end of Mr. Deity and the Scripts (about 5.44 in).

[VitamanMan8]

Oh, I did see that! I just didn't know that was your daughter. Yeah, she was great. Again, keep up the great work!

Any chance of a DVD of the show or a TV pickup? You guys deserve it, and I would definitely watch/buy.

[frane9r9r]

product placement....

hahahahah!

[iabaker]

it is a travesty that there are less than 5000 hits on this. Hilarious. I must do something to get the word out. episode 3 and 5 had me rolling.

[thraxious]

Great job! Words is easily the greatest show to hit the world since Mr. Deity!

Part of me would love to see what you would do with a 30 min program... but another part loves these 5 minute bursts of non-stop funny just as they are.

Thanks!

[ladyofrock1985]

Are they actually married?

[misterdeity]

Yes they are.

[kittyprydekissme]

You misspelled 'goodness' in one of the ads. Was that intentional?

[rayg350]

lmao! darth pupply

[mgstohl]

Very funny!

[phylliskhare]

LOL - I love the product placement - so freaking funny! It's good and bad all at the same time - brilliant as usual. Keep it up - you make my week.

[afsqkbs]

lol! idk about the rest of u, but i think the ad bit is great!

[lessermystery]

word!

[PureStealth]

Great, but the ads ruined it

[Fangg32]

the adds were a joke dude, :)

[PureStealth]

Haha sorry guys, I didn't pick that up first time through. I guess I am so used to ignoring ads i don't even look at the content anymore :P

[johnnybrooch]

are you really going to put in all those ads every episode?

[misterdeity]

No. That was a bit. A one-time bit. Don't freak out on me.

[visigothic67]

Best product placement since the James bond films.

Keep up the good ,albeit morally questionable,work.

[skrivnut]

begging just isn't that funny

[lessermystery]

is whoring and begging the same thing? and if he IS begging, isn't it ironic to see God beg? isn't there something intriguing an satisfying about that? maybe God is one of us, after all, like Tory says? On the flip side, begging is really profitable. I've heard stories about wealthy panhandlers...he's just doing what any successful TV show does - runs commercials - WITHOUT disrupting the program. pretty smart this diety...

[kittyprydekissme]

It wasn't Tory; it was Joan Osbourne.

[TheMourningKitchen]

If the Deity tells me to buy something, I buy it.

[lessermystery]

i don't know why you go thumbs down for that comment. i think it's witty. i wish i had thought of it.

[TheMourningKitchen]

Ha ha. Not all of God's creatures have a sense of humor.

[lessermystery]

faved again.

[Tothmacher]

I have seen more subtle whoring on street corners!

get you some larry!

[Chesterton7]

damn funny.

[trippywalnut]

lol, love it. thanks for the reminder about the cafe press, btw. Now I have a new wishlist

[CorgisAreForever]

lol, all the plugs

[therugdoctoranimesux]

LMAO that was awesome!!!!

[cappscj]

You are really subtle Brian and halarious!!! Thanks for the laughs.

[hydrobell]

Nice tat Jimbo

[icantlogoff]

whoresrus..... just priceless.

You have forced me to make a donation now!.

great writing and acting of course

[RayCathode1]

Hey, I say if you're gonna sell out, sell out BIG!

Visit me at mrdeityfan blogspot com and get free Chuckles! (...but not the Chuckles candy featured in the "Seinfield" episode "The Heart Attack"; the Scorsese film "Taxi Driver"; or more importantly; the "Earthquake" episode of "Night Court"... no, not those.)

[drmaier]

WHORES!!!

[esantipapa]

Dude... you DID... totally sell out...

That was an awesome laugh!

Good work Mr. D.

[calicatty123]

yes! +1

[RayCathode1]

For a dog, ONE Ambien would be bad...

did the "B-Ri" just say "TWO"?

OMG!

(In the next shot, Amy hits "end", dials 9-1-1.)

[Alienb36]

hahaha lovely :)

[bruddaloofa]

Product placement was genius.

[blindvoyager]

a little slow at first but the ending makes it all worth it.

[hhryah]

Haha, great product placement.

[tapoe]

Keep the product placement its great.

[cmf62]

Hilarious product placement ads. Loved it.

[tazary]

Lol Lovely as usual :-)

[madcitygork]

I'm so glad you have resisted the temptation to become a product-placement whore!

[xeon69]

whoresrus HAHAHAHA

lovin the show

you fuckin rock

[Natura1Wyrm]

Own up, who else went looking for the "x" to close those ads. Doh!

[AnonnymouZ]

only did it with the first one. nice product/ad placements indeed.

[IRONMANAustralia]

Guilty.

[aldovillasenor1979]

BWAHHAHAAAHAHAA!!!!!! This made my day. You guys are AWSOME!

[IRONMANAustralia]

Well that answers my question as to how you feel about product placement in 5.1 Digital Surround Sound.

... or should I say, Sony Dynamic Digital Sound?

Oh wait, screw Sony.

I meant, in Dolby TrueHD, developed by Dolby Laboratories - the best lossless audio codec on the market - now with Dynamic Range Control.

[mestiarcanus]

Love it as usual. With all the placements, I was suprised you didn't put one for YouTube in. Or were they actually sponsored ads and YouTube wouldn't pay for it?

[Khayd4126]

You guys are fantastic. If it keeps it coming, sell out (just keep a controlling interest)!

[edgela]

LOVE LOVE LOVVVV-ah! I can subcribe and pimp you guys out to my friends on facebook. wish I could do more.

[Brewhahh]

Rofl, whoresrus

[geoffrey1001]

Larry's tattoo. Please enlighten us as to its contents!

GREAT episode, by the way.

[zebbolo]

Haha, I actually watched almost the whole thing without realizing the ads. The 2nd time watching was funnier :) Good job!

[zemborato]

Hilarious. And whoresrus.html is a real link. LOL

[RialVestro]

It wasn't enough to just say the product names you actully had to put the little banners on the screen. :P

Seriously though it was all worth it for the joke you made at the end.

[ticijev]

What can I say? :) I loved it

(two or three cuts less would be even better)

[ccaptorchen]

did they actually pay you for those product placement? =P they should.. its too funny

[kindersk]

Sorry... I'm still not getting it. Wasn't this just one very long joke?

Great to see Deity back!

[misterdeity]

I do think this is one of those love/hate episodes. It requires the appreciation of a particular brand of humor. Certainly not everyone's cup 'o tea.

[U2ForNow]

LMAO! I shot my drink out of my nose over the Ambien comment... hahahahaha...

[misterdeity]

Everything in this episode is based on something real, including the AmBien. I have a pug with allergies and we used to give him half a Benadryl (vet recommended) --- it would knock him out for hours. Our new vet gave him non-drowsy meds -- we're much happier. But I have seriously thought of drugging Cookie into a B-rye-induced coma. That dog nearly killed us the first three months.

[U2ForNow]

OMG... lmao...

[TheVampirella]

You should auction off (via eBay) a bit part on one of your episodes.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Absolutely brilliant! A veritable cornucopia of shameless advertisements.

Problem is, after the Kirby ad, I was so distracted by how I really need to buy a new vacuum cleaner that I couldn't pay attention to the damn video from that point on. Curse you, Mr. Deity!!!

[leorcc]

Good thing you all have integrity and haven't sold out.

[DeoMachina]

Can you do one about the kitty sometime? Doesn't have to be funny, just show a cat rolling around for three minutes. Instant hit!

[misterdeity]

Someone already beat us to it. That, and the squirrel that can water ski. Damn!

[CousinoMacul]

This comment is brought to you by Coca-Cola.

[misterdeity]

LOL!

[evidelogiceason]

Hilarious! You know this episode was so funny I shared it with my friend using the youtube app that comes with the Iphone 3g starting at $99 and the New 3gs starting at $199. Want to share the laughs with friends and family? There's an app for that!

[misterdeity]

iPhone app developer? LOL (Again)!

[IdleGod]

haha, nice. Its basically a video mocking excessive commercialization. You guys are hilarious.

[misterdeity]

You got it! Plus, it's mocking our own excessive commercialization --- what we've had to do since losing our corporate sponsor. We won't shy away from poking fun at ourselves.

[NihongoMusic]

mr.deity/whoresrus! LOL

the ads were brilliant! xD

[BGenerous]

"You're the one with faith" - lol

Would anyone get that if they hadn't read your comment on the last MisterDeity? :)

[kittyprydekissme]

I guess I missed that comment. What did it say?

[BGenerous]

Under episode 2 of season 3, MisterDeity replied to a comment with: "I am the only Atheist in the cast. And I will even go to church with my wife (Amy --- a lifelong Lutheran) ..."

[JAFO649]

I loved the pop-ups - especially the whoresrus reference. You really have given us "the gift of laughter".

[haagatha]

hahaha. 5 stars

[johnlegal]

... that was just bad ..... sorry

[enigma343]

It took me two ads to realize I couldn't "exit" out of them.

[NixSoul]

That ads bugged a little at first. Then once I realized thats what you were going for, I was okay with it! Once again, great show!

[XeliosX]

I love this so so much...

[Nicx950]

Way to commercialize! :)