This is dangerously funny. I fear one day, I will choke to death, eating dinner, and just THINKING about the sudden, massive make-up spills down Liz's eyes. And, of course: NEVER, EVER WATCH DARKPLACE WHILE EATING. The odds that you'll choke to death laughing? 3-1. Kind of scary.
I bought the series on dvd and it really helped me get through those troubled times.
plus when I was working nights and found it hard to sleep in the daylight I just put it on from episode one and let it roll through to the end of the dvd.
I must have seen it like 200 times. Sad but true.
The best cult show ever.
Glad there are others out there who appreciate it like I do.
Liz' expression at 0:23 is the best thing ever
peskydesperado 2 months ago
lmao...he shoves her through the door
CrimsonDragonStar 11 months ago
"I went there two months back and there was a piece of shit stuck to the seat!"
Only Matt Berry could say this and make me hit the floor laughing.
Fagottron 1 year ago
@Fagottron It's "Two month" not "Two months" which makes it even more amusing...comedy genius!
anvilofcrom 1 week ago
theres a piece of shit stuck to the seat!
gregcarson 1 year ago
EYE don't know anything about it.
JohnnySwitchblade 2 years ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
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harrylee2311 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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harrylee2311 2 years ago
:34 lmao
Obswalq 2 years ago
My incoming SMS tone is "What's crawled up your crack?".
intheTea04 2 years ago
Mine is: "WHAT? AM I HOLDING A CROCK OF SHIT? Tell me something, is this hospital called 'Saint Crock-of-Shit'??"
green11420 2 years ago 2
classic!
intheTea04 2 years ago
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intheTea04 2 years ago
"as if your fanny never graced a pan" hahaha
airey01 2 years ago 2
"No san, it's neither done, nor dusted!"
Hozzas 2 years ago
PUBE ON THE PIPE lol best running joke
wickedfeylady 2 years ago 2
one of the best shows of all time
AlpinKirkonen 2 years ago 5
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Reed: Not so fast!
xeractus 2 years ago 7
A piece of shit stuck to the seat!
brantock08 2 years ago
This is dangerously funny. I fear one day, I will choke to death, eating dinner, and just THINKING about the sudden, massive make-up spills down Liz's eyes. And, of course: NEVER, EVER WATCH DARKPLACE WHILE EATING. The odds that you'll choke to death laughing? 3-1. Kind of scary.
falstaffswims 2 years ago 27
dude seriously. Everytime im in a public restroom..."AND THERE'S A PUBE ON THE PIPE!"
willyrobinson 2 years ago 3
for life!
rowshambow 2 years ago
this show is pure brilliance..i came across it 2 weeks ago, and i love it..HILARIOUS
scrambuild 2 years ago 7
c'mon liz I'll help you apply some more make up..... god i effing love this show
squidbilly82 2 years ago
One of the funniest scenes in the show.
cerzule 2 years ago
Well Someone's Gonna Have To Pick That Pube Off The Pipe And It Aint Gonna Be Me!!
I love the moral at the end, sometimes people just stick together like... like.. like pube to pipe... exactly!
ClaytFace 2 years ago 7
Fantastic tv show, so many excellent quotes too
blitzballer007 3 years ago 2
oh god i really am imagining sanchez helping liz with her make-up now! beautiful stuff.
its egg in soup!
spotlitkiss 3 years ago 3
Next time I wanna smooooze my way into some birds knickers 'come on ---- i'll help u apply some more make-up'...that should do the trick ha love it
wezzo124 3 years ago
"as if your fanny never graced a pan!!"
KLAbe81 3 years ago 4
"What's crawled up your crack?"
ALEXisSPANISH 3 years ago 5
hospital bloody heigene
cheekyegg 3 years ago
"You shut your mouth or so help me God Ill punch your lights out" BEST LINE EVER!
melrose53 3 years ago 22
I can't get over how every time she gets upset she ends up looking like a clown!
TempestChan 3 years ago 5
Whenever I'm feeling a little down I watch a few episodes of Darkplace. It's the best anti-depressant around.
typemonger 3 years ago 11
yep dam true!!
I bought the series on dvd and it really helped me get through those troubled times.
plus when I was working nights and found it hard to sleep in the daylight I just put it on from episode one and let it roll through to the end of the dvd.
I must have seen it like 200 times. Sad but true.
The best cult show ever.
Glad there are others out there who appreciate it like I do.
KLAbe81 3 years ago 5
Excellent scene. The little touches are great too, I love the fact he pushes her out of the door at the end.
chippersaurus 3 years ago 9
This show is the best, I hope CN keeps it around for awhile.
CemeteryMan97051 4 years ago 4
"C'mon, Liz...I'll help you apply some more make-up."
FushigiCircus 4 years ago 6
I was so excited to find this series!! It's great.
aGoodTempo 4 years ago 4
"negative Sanch. It's neither done nor dusted"
classic
grant123smith 4 years ago 5
haha
"as if your fanny never grazed the pan!"
risengibbons 4 years ago 5
'I went there two month back and there was a piece of shit stuck to the seat!'
Brilliant.
plezz82 4 years ago 2
You shut your mouth or so help me God Ill punch your lights out
Taramriel 4 years ago 4
You should have left the bit where reed says "not so fast" after Dagless stops.
reachforthelasers 4 years ago 4
lol i love this
caseofwhoopass 5 years ago