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  • translation:

    "I chose to abuse your company to get experience in that capacity so in 5 years or less, i will get a better job, and leave your shitty company, and you will have to hire someone else"

  • she's obsessed with large, she wants a big one!

  • this is quite a specific answer

  • I WANNA HIRE THIS PERSON

  • @superturka I wanna fuck this person

  • They once asked me this when I was applying for a low-tier worker job.

    Basically they want you to describe the work tasks you are ready to do in the company. I think it is better to over-exaggerate and list a step-by-step what you interested to do. I do not think it matters how well you word yourself, but how many distinct, valid interests you can name in a sensible way.

    It's a variant of the "got any more questions" where you should list at least three (3) things to appear interested.

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  • I'm gonna try this one.

  • @hegelets I was just thinking it sounds like someone is about to say that.

  • Pause once in a while!!!

  • Don't say doin' your wife...don't say doin' your wife...don't say doin' your wife.

    

  • @lindsaythompson17 Doin' your...son?

  • I am disappointed.

    The upload should name his videos.

    This should be named "Why do you want to work here?"

    And the video about Why do you want to work here should be renamed to Tell me about yourself..

  • Ugh... I'd have to be really desperate to sell my dignity with grade 11 text book answers.

  • "In your chair, ASSFACE"

  • ANSWER:__5 years?....possibility prison....not really sure. Just curious.......where do "you" see your cock in 5 years? Thats a pretty idiotic question.....why don't we both cut the bullshit and talk about why I am really here. Your company wants the most amount of work for the least amount of money..I can do that for you if you just show me what to do, stay off my fucking back and let me work...oh and by the way..if you require overtime, we can stop all this horse shit now..I don't want the job

  • The candidate doesn't answer the questions being asked. The question was - where do you see yourself..... and not 'why do you want to join us'

  • the dude who says "I wanna hire this person" Is he watching porn?.. :D

  • So where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    Chuck Norris:: Well? That's too easy...kicking ass and milking cows with my bare feet in the Sahara Desert. Anything else?

    Interviewer: Ummmm? Noooo...uggggghhhhh.

    Chuck Norris: Ugh is for horses.

  • This is a good answer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

    Answer: I see myself fucken rich bitch!

  • I also find the voices at the beginning and end really weird (make me cringe!) - sounds like sesame street talk. Have been forwarding through so I don't have to hear them!

  • Is everyone in these videos interviewing for globotech, that.... "well I clearly want to be working here but i'd like to move to head of smoothie marketing!" Has anyone in an interview said something like, well I'd like to be working as art director, in any company that will hire me in this position, I know you wouldn't have anything is this position, so yup ill be buggering off in oh bout 2 years all going well!!?

    P.S Serious Question!!

  • employer-"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

    you-"celebrating the 5th year annaversary of you asking me that question."

    interview done

  • The voices at the beginning and at the end of these videos will haunt my dreams forever.

  • @powergi lmao!!!

  • irritating.. talks way to damn much hands flying all over the place and starts off every question with ...Wellll..

  • IN FIVE YEARS I WILL BE PRESIDENT!

  • consultingcase101 has a lot of sample interview questions & answers from top consulting firms. Check it out at consultingcase101-dot-com

  • what the f-u-c-k?

    is this what u r not supposed to say..!

  • you forgot "show cleavage" lol

  • she gets to the point only 1 minute after rambling about unrelated things..

  • that's a good example....for most people who wants to get a good job,almost after graduating..but i think i can't say all this like this lady because i dont have experience i am an beginner soo........?

  • @2monica3 Then use you educational experience: class projects, participation in student organizations. What do you do? What are the results and how would those results be generalized to the new position if hired? Has your education prepared you to be a quick learner? Remember, even those who have experience started somewhere - so be persistent!!!

  • @2monica3 Then use your educational experience: class projects, participation in student organizations. What do you do? What are the results and how would those results be generalized to the new position if hired? Has your education prepared you to be a quick learner? Remember, even those who have experience started somewhere - so be persistent!!!

  • If you liked this...check out The recruitment guy!!!

  • Don't say doing your Don't say doing your wife. . Don't say doing your wife.

    "Doing your....son?"

  • @DAVN121

    classic!

  • I have watched all the videos. And I found it really helpfull for those who are freshers.

  • Your insight is great – I like this video.

    Best regards

  • I got my job in a very competitive field about 1.5 years ago thanks to your interview tips.

    Very nice, simple and deadly effective.

  • Thank you very much about your video. They helped me alot. Thank you!

    Please take some time to keep posting.

  • when i read the pop up coming nex to the lady at that time i am unable to listen to her

  • Take down the highlights from the video and apply what you know and teach them to your students. Pls keep posting.

  • I like this clip.

    This is helpful and hilarious simultaneously...Thank you...Already in my favorites...

  • Amazing video. Let me follow your channel.

    Like they say, it's not what you know, it's who you know, or who your blowing.

  • This is very useful clip.. Thank You

    Very straightforward and crisp - you are truly a genius at what you do!

  • Surprisingly, this answer will get you a job.

    BS wins in interviews.

    Great interview. Thanks

  • I hear your video and I feel so much more confident now and I was compelled to express my thanks.

    Great tips for everyone!

  • VERY USEFUL

    I like you.

    Pls keep posting.

  • This one is very good.

    I like it.

    Your work is very good.

    Tks

  • Great interview. Thanks

  • I like this clip.

    I will follow yr channel.

    Tks

  • Amazing video. Let me follow your channel.

    Tks again.

  • Great tips for everyone!

    Tks.

  • Very useful clip.

    Keep posting, pls.

  • Very useful content. Thank you very much.

    Please take some time to keep posting.

  • Your insight is great – I like this video.

    Best regards

  • Thanks to your interview tips.

    Very nice, simple and deadly effective.

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  • Thank you very much about your video. Very straightforward and crisp.

  • I really like the tips and info your giving out. I've already learned a lot from you! more power!

  • I answered this question honestly, and actually it went over very well. This might sound negative, but in my case it's true. "I see myself not advancing in this company." "Five years from now I will be doing the same exact thing." The reason why I say this.. It's true, most people will advance and move up, in my case it is the exact opposite.

  • Thank you very much about your video. They helped me a lot.

  • Very useful content. Thank you very much. Just one small problem is the beginning but overall its useful.

  • Thank you very much about your video. They helped me alot. Thank you!

    Please take some time to keep posting.

  • impressive answer.. nice example.. wow they're really prepared.. good point.. i wanna hire this person.. FUCK OFFF!

  • The absolute best insight I have ever received into the interview process. Very straightforward and crisp - you are truly a genius at what you do!

  • I got my job in a very competitive field about 1.5 years ago thanks to your interview tips.

    Very nice, simple and deadly effective.

  • Your insight is great - I for one would really appreciate some EXTENDED videos about interview process and other similar advice.

  • Thank you so much, this is absolutely excellent and is a definite must see for grads. I hear your video and I feel so much more confident now and I was compelled to express my thanks.

  • Not so impressive - she said, "In my current position where I'm at now..." We wouldn't hire someone who didn't speak English properly.

  • IN A MIRROR

  • thought fillers, uhmm, ahh, is a big no no... counted 8 in 1 minute here...

  • boring typical answer to this question asked over & over, nothing learned...& that woman dressed like an 80 year old dowdy old lady...& do something with that hair...

  • hiiiiiiiiiiii

  • Doing your wife. Especially if I don't want the job

  • When they ask me " where do I see my self 5 years from now, I say;

    "Doing your wife." Especially if I know the guy's an ass hole and I know that I don't really want the job.

  • Take a look at the adverts. They say things like "Hire Staff from India". This is one of the real reasons there aren't enough jobs to go around now.

  • I view her answer as a bad choice. Her answer is too specific and she revels that she plans to move up in the human resource department. This can be threatening to the human resources department and HR rep conducting the interview. If she wants a higher position, perhaps she should interview for it now and not reveal her specific intentions.

  • I would have to say. In five years I would like to be running this company. Then you ask the same questions to them to see where they stand in 5 years if they answer is like. Hope to be with another company. Then ask for another interview.lol or tell them there fired.

  • I always say "doing your wife"

    And the guy who says "I wanna hire this person" sounds too much like Jim Gaffigan lol.

  • i always want to say , "Hopefully not six feet under."

  • I'm 56 and was made redundant recently and then at an interview got asked this exact same question. I answered with "Retired, with some luck and continued hard work". But the gut interviwing me was at least 15 years my junior!

  • i agree with your answer Russ...why do u other people even look up these types of videos if u wanna give "im trying to be funny" answers....go away..

  • this is such a stupid question, obviously people will answer to get higher in the company......theres no unique answer

  • This is a No Brainer, So sad that it is even asked at interviews.......A better Answer........Whilst I am focused on success, long term stability and ongoing development, I Am very commercially aware of the present climate within this industry and am looking forward to working hard for my next employer securing my role with them. I would like my commitment to this company to go beyond five years.......

  • 'i wanna hire this person' NOT

  • shes a milf

  • That is the dumbest question and I can not believe they still ask it in an interview.

    Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    Well if I knew the answer to that I wouldn't be sitting here talking to your dumb ass.

    Maybe someone should answer like this:

    "Well, I see myself in the Presidents office chewing out your imcompetent ass because you really have not contributed anything to this company."

    "Now drop and give me twenty you candy ass Human Resources Director."

  • hahahaha. my answer would be. " in five years you can find me living in costa rica, where there is no extradiction because I embellzed over 2 million cash from your lameass company."

  • Impressive Answer

  • Those voices are quite disturbing...

  • @sjsawyer totally agreed

  • @sjsawyer i agree...scares me lol. *shutters* ...

  • I usually ask what opportunities are available in the company for someone starting in my position.

    Not all companies will have the same career paths open and this way you can find out what the common path is. Usually you'll have an idea anyway but this way you can simply reply afterwards confidently saying I would like to move forward into this area and I believe performing well in this job while upgrading my skills will be the best way to move into that position in the company.

  • She spent 1st 50 seconds blowing her trumpet... need to cut it down to 30 seconds max

  • actually i believe it was pretty instructive

  • hgg

  • Not here.

  • in five year i see myself shooting paramilitary force paid by your cie. to kill all climate change deniers?

  • lol monsterrun.

  • why isnt this bitch in the kitchen

  • fuck you.i hate hr

  • zzzzz.... boring!...

  • I lost track afters 20 seconds. Also, If someone could read facial expressions he would easily see BS she was throwing in.

  • dont say "doing your wife"

  • Smart answer ;)

  • IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF AS YOUR BOSS!

  • ya!!! right

  • @AngelFaceRonny hahahahah

  • @AngelFaceRonny hahaha seriously !!!!!!!

  • nice answer..lol..

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  • @AngelFaceRonny

    yeaaa:)

  • The perfect answer would be: Do I look like I carry around a fuckin crystal ball? We could all die tomorrow, lets live for today. Next question.

  • hahaha

  • perfect answer: listen i am applying to this job cause i like it. well not 100% BECAUSE I HATE govt corporation and all their affilitae criminals killing inocent people for profit. tell me would you kill for profit. cause if you say yes I WOULD STOP YOU RIGHT THRE. MOT#$@$ F#@$%.

  • the one wrong thing witht heese vids is that the "recruited" person is a person with experience, 5 college degrees, and a passion for something utterly boring, personally i do not see how a vid like this can help a joe average.

  • Jail

  • She added some fluff by answering "why do you want to work for this company" here.

  • boss will fall asleep listening to that

  • always wear alot of gold chains, a jewfro and a lime green liesure suit with a orange shirt and white patent vinyl belt and shoes......a superfly stetson makes it.

  • Having been in corporate America for a long time before deciding to start my own company this is the best advice I can give anyone.

    Corporate America is for people who want to retire, being an entreprenuar is for people like us who want financial independence.

    The new tag line for corporate America should be:

    Corporate America; Tossing You Under the Bus is Our Way of Saying Thank You.

  • Lol, I share your sentiments.

    For a fun read on the whole recruiting process and corporate America read "screw the recruiter", available on Amazon

  • I totally agree I was in the heathcare field for bluecross blue sheild for a while and they just let me go after all those years, i told myself never again will i depend on a corporate bully anymore.I am now  starting my own daycare since i luv kids so much

  • I love this question.

    INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?

    ANSWER: God damn it, if I knew that do you think I would be sitting here talking to a clown like you?

    INTERVIEWER: Ahhh, let me ask you this. What is your best example of something that was not a pleasant experience on the job?

    ANSWER: Well there was the time when I was in the military and I had to pull an enemy combatants adams apple out with my hands.

    Do I get the job now? lol

  • This is literally the FUNNIEST answer I have ever read on youtube. Jeez, I've been going through fairly boring (but still interesting?!?) videos for weeks and its sooo good to get a laugh. Cheers man.

  • stupid shit

  • Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    Me: well I will be a Manager soon and you will be my Secretary

  • a woman asked me that at an interview once... i said... in five years ill be working on college and ill have your job... alot to juggle but HEY i can handle it.... said it likea nut job and i got it

  • Why in other vid this woman speak slowley and in this one she speak fast ??

    how long the answer about (( tell me about your self ))- should be ??

  • i feel that you should take around 1 min and no longer than that. it becomes boring for the interviewer if it exceeds 1 min..

  • HMMM IMPRESSIVE ANSWER!!

    so gay.

  • All of these video's are really depressing. They are all just trying to make you a slave in the system.  Where do I want to be in Five Years. Well, if I'm successful, I will be out in the middle of the ocean on my yacht. Hopefully, my success will be your success, but if you don't hire me, I'll find my success somewhere else!

  • This video was made to give people an EXAMPLE of interviewing techniques. SOME people have not been on interviews in YEARS, and this little movie was made to try to give people SOME ideas.

  • This is not a good way at all to answer the question, in fact she doesn't even answer the question! Interviewers want engagement and that means YOU listen to what they ask! Not good at all

  • doing your wife

  • sounded way to fake and rehearsed

  • "Do what I enjoy most - analysing market trends."

    Either you are a liar, or so boring you will die from terminal boringness within those 5 years.

    A lot of interviews can see past that and the bullshit detector will go off. Just be honest and don't appear unsure.

  • Honey, in five years I don't want to still be sticking my legs in the air and thinking about hanbags!

  • she is talking rubbish. sorry. the answer comes like after so much talking, and no one will allow you talk so much! it's a waste of time, it's an interview, not a friendly talk about your life.

  • very interesting

  • Once again, answer was way too long. Also, the first thing she did was to answer a question that was not asked "one of the reasons why I chose your company is..." Nobody asked her that.I know she said that to build up to her answer but that was not the right time for it.

  • if you dont know JOE will you at least BLOW JOE or what......

  • here's a tip, if you want that fat job with all the goodies,GRACEFULLY OFFER TO KICK BACK serious cash bux on payday to the decider or person that counts, during the interview luncharoo. can you spell winning bid or fireproof.

  • The way the guy in the intro says "I wanna hire this person" sounds more like he's thinking " I wanna f*&@ this person" lol.

  • hahahaha

  • its the same thing after all...

  • a simple question does'nt have to be that long

  • She should have said 'doing your wife' :P

  • I hate this question too. I always want to say, "Well, if you hire me then I'll know where I'll be in 5 years."

  • everyone asks that question

  • You go girl!

  • dumbest question. ever.

  • If I knew where I was going to be in five years do you really think I would be looking for a job? I would be out in Vegas counting cards and winning big time.

    Who actually came up with that lame question?

  • hahaha, ye right

  • The point of the question is that it shows you have a goal, you are oriented in achieving that goal and it shows you are looking ahead for your own future as well as the team/company/group you are with. The most difinative thing you shouldn't answer this question with is "I hope to be drawing workers compensation due to a work related injury."

  • well duh.

    The question is so trite, and cliche, its almost an insult.

    "would you like fries with that?"

  • great answer!

  • thanks for the tip

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