Hmmm, Palestine/Israel, well, it's more dangerous to be racist to muslims when there's muslims about, so that's a pretty bad option, but a lot of government people don't like it when your anti-semitic, and they can make life pretty bad I guess. If I abstain I'm told that makes me a bitch, and in my experience, bitches have a tendency of being raped. Often anally, but that just might be, well, my family. Anyway can somebody help me decide, I really don't know which is, well, "best" I suppose.
@RPSM101 Well you know, being occupied and stuff and being treated like second citizens doesn't cheer you up as much you know and like some people generalize a lot of stuff, so at some side you have those who will be angry on everyone cause of what some individuals do in that group, and on ther other side it will be the same you know.
@RPSM101 Their rich oil supply is too low compared to others in Arabia. Second; Isreal has an army and it would make a poor target compared to other countries around there. Third, being a raputre scientist is not an occupation. It's just a status some whackos give themselves cause of their conspiracy theories. If you even watch news today son, you'd realize Russia has enough of its own to handle at the moment.
Why would Russia invade Israel for its oil ? Russia has more oil than anybody, and Israel's oil supplies are negligible. What Israel does have is some nice rare earths and minerals, but not much else. Basically Israel is at a crossroads of 3 continents if it gets walked over, that's why.
Under the wise and benevolent leadership of Pharaoh Murkett, the people were well fed, the lands were without plagues, water was plentiful, livestock was fattened, and the masses lived without oppression. The only dark spot of his reign was that the construction of public works projects was outsourced to alien laborers.
Long long ago, in the days when Woody Allen did not yet wear glasses, the assistants spoke like an American black guy and the aliens had a cockney accent.
Love your cartoons!! keep them coming.. ;-) BTW people need to stop being so thin skinned!! If everyone is totally PC about everything they say and do, we wont have comedy.. I'm German/Irish.. next time you can make a joke about us.. I wont mind at all..
@penlee143 Agreed! I'm Iranian American...please make fun of both those ridiculous cultures/nations...whatever the hell people want to describe our land differences as. Make a cartoon about how Idiot-nejad was right about America and Europe controlling the weather..make pee tickle in his head!
I'd just like to be the 617th person who didn't read the comments thread and thought they'd bragg about spotting a really subtle reference to Woody Allen.
!@#$ing Youtube/Google. This never showed up in my Subscription inbox so I'm only seeing it now. Perhaps it got bumped by the reoccurring videos I'VE ALREADY WATCHED!!!. It was worth the wait :) Subtly brilliant as always. Excellent animation too!
@somegreybloke No! It's a wonderful creative piece in its own right. Beautifully realized. Lovely colour. Moar, please! Clever, the way you dubbed the English.
@somegreybloke well its just a joke, if people are so critical about the 'facts' when it comes to comedy, they need to go and watch something else they find amusing yet factual.
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@somegreybloke Actually you turned an otherwise funny video into an ideological one. The message being: "oh just look at those Jews, they've been expropriating the rightful occupants of Canaan for over 3000 years. Booooo! Jews Baaaad!" What's next, Jesus as the first Palestinian martyr to be martyred by the Jews? Your bigotry shines through mate...
@Judel100 I mentioned the Biblical myth that has been used to justify colonisation of a certain area of land, and the problems that have arisen from that. It's quite a leap from there to "Boooo, all Jews are bad!". Unless, I guess, you're someone who thinks that criticism of Israel = anti-semitism.
@somegreybloke Nice try! The Bible is the book of all Jews - Zionist or not - so by reading the current conflict into it you are making a statement about Jewish belief as a whole. It's true that some Zionists used the Bible to justify the return to the holy land (Rabbi Kook is a notorious example) but the Zionist movement was, by and large, pragmatic, political and secular. Its founder Theodor Herzl was initially in favour of settling in Madagascar - a far cry from Moses don't you think?
@Judel100 Martydom is the last defence of extremist. then again, jesus did tell everybady to follow him or he will punish them in hell forever. sounds like westboro bathebist church.
@somegreybloke:It amazes me how people can sit in front of the television all day long & never be concerned with "facts" or "political" / "historic" "correctness" - yet fart wartnuts over a bit of objective satire.
@cf182 yeah. and jews where part of those Canaan tribes. but with time the jews ended in skism and started to bechome more and more extremist. worshipers of war god yaweh took control of the goverment, and outlawed the worshipment of other gods of the same pantheon. even the wife of yaweh, ashera was not alowed to be worshiped. jelosy of yawehists reflects in their god, even today. in judaism, there are many messias, but christians claim that their messiah is the only "true" one.
Dear Mr. Graham, I know you're busy but when you comeback will you make a cartoon on ''Rebecca Black's Friday'' sir Mr. Graham Murkett @somegreybloke ?
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@rocksoliddude1 That is not a really good idea... Being from an other country than the autor, I wouldn't understand the majority of the jokes on politicians but everybody can relate to religion and history... somegreybloke FTW!
@somegreybloke But don't you know that the Bible has survived every logical attack with flying colors, and that the only objections to it are from filthy sinners from whom nothing honest can be uttered?
@ZillaRocks "But don't you know that the Bible has survived every logical attack with flying colors" - Yeah ok, now go back to your talking snakes and donkeys and let us worry about what constitutes logic!
Two things: I'm pissed because you didn't personally write and tell me you'd produced another masterpiece. And, two, somebody told me I would grow a penis if I laughed too much. Do you have insurance?
Looks like your quality level just went up a notch. Lots of possibilities for Graham's past lives. Can't wait for the next one. Keep 'em coming please and thank you for the smiles and occassional outright laughter (high praise from a curmudgeon like me).
In 1917, during World War I, Britain took, from Germany-allied Turkey, the area of land that was constituted by what is now Jordan, and by what is now Israel, and by what is now called "The West Bank", and by what is now called "The Gaza Strip". In 1919, Emir Faisal ibn Husseini and Haim Weizmann signed the Faisal-Weizmann Agreement to establish one Arab state in, and one Jewish state in, that area of land.
In 1920, Britain named that area of land the British Mandate of Palestine. In 1924, Britain created the Arab state of Transjordan in the British Mandate of Palestine, and excluded Transjordan from the terms of the Faisal-Weizmann Agreement, in contravention to the Faisal-Weizmann Agreement. In 1946, Britain granted autonomy to Transjordan and Transjordan was renamed Jordan.
In 1948, the then-newly-formed United Nations proposed the creation of one Arab state in, and one Jewish state in, the part of the British Mandate of Palestine that had not become Jordan. The Jewish leaders accepted that proposal. The Arab leaders refused that proposal. In 1948, the United Nations recognized Israel as a country by a majority vote. Britain abstained from that vote.
In 1948, several days after the United Nations recognized Israel as a country, the armies of several Muslim Arab states, joined by British soldiers, self-proclaimedly intendedly genocidally attacked Israel. In 1949, the army of Israel defeated those attacking armies of those Muslim Arab states. From 1949 to 1967, Jordan occupied what is now called "The West Bank". From 1949 to 1967, Egypt occupied what is now called "The Gaza Strip".
@thkaal1 wtf are you talking about? anyway...why are you getting so offended...if your an atheist your supposed to have an open mind to everything..yet you guys shut yourselves to other poeples ideas...what a hypocrite...you just made me not like atheist...
Fantastic! Inspiring casting too. Woody Allen rather than Chucky Heston, I'm pretty sure Yahweh (may peas be upon him, he just really likes peas apparently) would approve.
A little known fact: The whole "Moses" myth is mentioned in the Arthurian Legend... with King Arthur in the role of Kind Herod and Mordred in the role of Moses. It's a common myth across many cultures.
I miswrote. What is, in fact, the case is that the name "Palestine" is the English spelling and pronunciation of the word "Falastina" which is the name to which the Romans renamed Judea (Yehoudah) in reference to the Philistines.
The name "Palestine" was given, by the Romans, to the country of the Jewish people, Judea (Yehoudah), approximately 1,900 years ago, after the Romans commited genocide against the Jewish (Yehoudi) people in Yehoudah approximately 1,900 years ago (over one thousand years after, according to the cultural narrative of the Jewish people, the Jewish people fled from Egypt).
Judea had been a part of the original country of the Jewish people, Israel (Yisrael), which had diminished into only Yehoudah at the time that the Romans had conquered Judea, approximately 2,000 years ago. The Romans renamed Judea to Palestine in reference to the Greco sea-faring people, the Philistines, who, several hundred years earlier, had attacked and invaded the country of the Jewish people, Israel (Yisrael).
@DanielBielak BULLSHIT! The Jewish people were the original invaders. They stole the land from the Caananites. And if this is your way of defending what Israel is doing then it is fucking pathetic seeing as 90% of Israeli Jews are WHITE EUROPEAN!
Person who believes that the Jewish people are not human beings and do not have the right to have, and to live in, and to govern themselves in, their own country, in the same way that you presumably take for granted that every other national group that you perceive does, I was not defending anything. It's you who are charged.
And: 50 percent of the Jewish population of Israel are members of, and descendants of, the 800,000 to 1,000,000 Jewish refugees from Muslim Arab states.
@DanielBielak Did I say they wernt human beings? ITS NOT THEIR OWN COUNTRY! THEY STOLE IT FROM THE PALESTINIANS!
Just because Jews suffered in Nazi Germany, it does not give them the right to do the same to Palestinians as what was done to them. It also does not give them the right to carry on stealing land from the people who have been there for 2000 years.
Most Jews today are either Sephardic, Khazari and Ashkanazi. Real Semites are Pashtuns in Afghanistan.
You are utterly ignorant of history, and you hate the Jewish people, and you believe, and recite, obscene lies that vilify the Jewish people. It's been done before. Many times. By many people.
Exert your effort doing something more beneficial.
The inventor of the murder-and-cannibalism-of-Christian-European-children-libel ("The Blood Libel") that was propagated by Christian European people against the Jewish people for several hundred years was an ethnically Jewish man named Theobald of Cambridge who was a Christian convert who lived in England in the 1100's.
Can someone "used to be English"? The fact that you said that you "used to be a Jew" says everything about you.
@DanielBielak I have no problem with Jews creating their own state and governing themselves, JUST DON'T FUCKING STEAL ANOTHER PEOPLE'S LAND WHILE DOING IT YOU OBNOXIOUS BASTARDS!
Jews didn't steal anyone's land. I will not tell the whole, currently 94-year, history of the situation here, but I'll just mention the following events.
@DanielBielak you took 4 comments to tell me that the British helped you steal land from the Palestinians! Simple thing is, I hate you! I hate your kind! I hate Israel and I will be glad when it is gone! Israel is a petulant kid that thinks it can get what it wants by kicking and screaming about a made up story called the holocaust. You have Britain in your pocket and America so far up your arse it has no idea where it's going! You will all burn in hell for eternity ... Good Luck with that!
What you wrote is exactly wrong, and demonstrates the bigotry and hatred that you feel toward the Jewish people, and demonstrates your resultant lack of ability to reason.
Why does this seem to explain so many things?
GeneralCane 2 weeks ago
An Alien with an Australian accent XD
saeedzafaar 3 weeks ago
but wasn't the Pharaoh the step-brother of Moses???
Surely having a grey kid was a little... awkward to explain?
Udany147 1 month ago
Thats clever, a reference to ancient astronauts :P
KarstenOkk 2 months ago
Hehehee !
koponenii 2 months ago in playlist Lisää videoita käyttäjältä somegreybloke
I love the Woody Allenesque Moses.
AdamMitchellBond 2 months ago
phil jupitus? reallly?
dragonboatevents 3 months ago
"Gods eh? You think they'd be more secure in themselves but they've always got something to prove."
Well, man always has something to prove, and he certainly could use an excuse...
ZillaRocks 4 months ago
why were the aliens english
mcp893 4 months ago
"oi Pharaoh, more pyrmaids you want-eh was it?" xD
MrWallow7 4 months ago
Hmmm, Palestine/Israel, well, it's more dangerous to be racist to muslims when there's muslims about, so that's a pretty bad option, but a lot of government people don't like it when your anti-semitic, and they can make life pretty bad I guess. If I abstain I'm told that makes me a bitch, and in my experience, bitches have a tendency of being raped. Often anally, but that just might be, well, my family. Anyway can somebody help me decide, I really don't know which is, well, "best" I suppose.
RPSM101 4 months ago
@RPSM101 Well you know, being occupied and stuff and being treated like second citizens doesn't cheer you up as much you know and like some people generalize a lot of stuff, so at some side you have those who will be angry on everyone cause of what some individuals do in that group, and on ther other side it will be the same you know.
Nicolai0Nerland 3 months ago
@Nicolai0Nerland So....... support the russians?
RPSM101 3 months ago
@RPSM101 This has nothing to do with the Russians, now does it son? ;3
Nicolai0Nerland 3 months ago
@Nicolai0Nerland According to leading rapture scientists Russia WILL invade Israel for it's rich oil supply!
RPSM101 3 months ago
@RPSM101 Their rich oil supply is too low compared to others in Arabia. Second; Isreal has an army and it would make a poor target compared to other countries around there. Third, being a raputre scientist is not an occupation. It's just a status some whackos give themselves cause of their conspiracy theories. If you even watch news today son, you'd realize Russia has enough of its own to handle at the moment.
Nicolai0Nerland 3 months ago
@Nicolai0Nerland Like it's lack of oil?
RPSM101 3 months ago
@RPSM101
Why would Russia invade Israel for its oil ? Russia has more oil than anybody, and Israel's oil supplies are negligible. What Israel does have is some nice rare earths and minerals, but not much else. Basically Israel is at a crossroads of 3 continents if it gets walked over, that's why.
formless777 3 weeks ago
@formless777 LEADING rapture scientists!
Scientist = smart
That's why
RPSM101 3 weeks ago
@RPSM101
It's sickening when the witch-doctors try to put on lab coats, isn't it ?
formless777 3 weeks ago
@formless777 Did somebody finally recognise the troll?
RPSM101 3 weeks ago
good use of the logic samples ^_^
RevolutionNo1 4 months ago
Under the wise and benevolent leadership of Pharaoh Murkett, the people were well fed, the lands were without plagues, water was plentiful, livestock was fattened, and the masses lived without oppression. The only dark spot of his reign was that the construction of public works projects was outsourced to alien laborers.
MortimerTheClueless 4 months ago 2
@somegreybloke you crack me up. thanks.
JYD1 4 months ago
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that was offinesve to all religiones go have some respect dude fro your self if you have any
raedhead 6 months ago
@raedhead how was that at all offensive?
rabitshadow 4 months ago
Long long ago, in the days when Woody Allen did not yet wear glasses, the assistants spoke like an American black guy and the aliens had a cockney accent.
unholyimage 6 months ago
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unholyimage 6 months ago
This beats "Prince of Egypt" hands down!
ZillaRocks 6 months ago
PHIL JUPITUS!
Theothercrappyname 7 months ago
good, job. Ofcourse there's people complaining, but thats what happens with controversial comedy....
thethreeamazingmen 7 months ago
first time viewer - fantastic!!
benaberry 7 months ago 2
That actually did make me "LOL", nice one
TheBoodle23 7 months ago 2
Oi, pharaoh! more pyramids?
ratmrulesyou1 8 months ago 2
SGB, that's absolutely brilliant! Please give us more of stuff like that!
dawilde70 8 months ago
proof that past lives to exist xD
MultiSheepsheep 8 months ago
are you planning another previous life video mike?, this was a howler.
BiliousTrumpstaine 8 months ago 17
AHHAHAHA. This is fantastic. :D
TechnoRhino 9 months ago
this is awesome! but moses was represented by aaron.
PennyTall 9 months ago
Speaking on behalf of myself, we want more of this previous life stuff!
leirgauk 9 months ago 4
I was surprised and happy to find that Jeremiah McDonald did the voice of Moses. I liked the video!
gorikuri 9 months ago
Love your cartoons!! keep them coming.. ;-) BTW people need to stop being so thin skinned!! If everyone is totally PC about everything they say and do, we wont have comedy.. I'm German/Irish.. next time you can make a joke about us.. I wont mind at all..
penlee143 9 months ago 3
@penlee143 Agreed! I'm Iranian American...please make fun of both those ridiculous cultures/nations...whatever the hell people want to describe our land differences as. Make a cartoon about how Idiot-nejad was right about America and Europe controlling the weather..make pee tickle in his head!
schmoonzer1 9 months ago
The ending was very funny voice. LOL good work man, love it a lot.
princesadelaflor 9 months ago
I'd just like to be the 617th person who didn't read the comments thread and thought they'd bragg about spotting a really subtle reference to Woody Allen.
USERNAMEfieldempty 9 months ago
...and that's what REALLY happened. -now we know for sure.
upallhours9 9 months ago
Moses talks like Woddy Allen. Lol.
cavakun 9 months ago
I KNEW aliens built the pyramids!
ZAPdontlook 9 months ago
The alien bit was uber funny!
OokamiKageGinGetsu 9 months ago
OK, this is pretty awesome.
gregsoccult 9 months ago
Pow! *clunk*
UnitedKingdomify 9 months ago
Phil Jupitus. The comedian?
Nitrousoxidification 9 months ago
Use GO! Animate! : D
Daclunator 9 months ago
Egyptian music freaks me out
skulzone 9 months ago
"Oi pharaoh, more pyramids then was it?" XD
I always knew they were built by aliens
argonoch 9 months ago
ROFL I especially loved the contractor :D
BlueGlowingLight4 9 months ago
38 people arent allowed to leave and go to palestine
6killboy17 9 months ago
POW! *klunk*
reddwarf555 10 months ago
All your videos deserve many more views! theyre awesome
ericmasta 10 months ago 3
Very funny indeed !
6Lord6Chaos6 10 months ago
LOL
numbersoma 10 months ago
All right, fellow, more Pyramids you want... It was it????
XDDDDD Brilliant!
Rorraro 10 months ago
@Rorraro I'm pretty sure he said "Pharaoh" not "Fellow"...
I agree nonetheless
ProfessorFiendish 10 months ago
@ProfessorFiendish Thank you! My foreign ears, deceived me.
Rorraro 10 months ago
You sound like Noel Fielding when he does certain characters in the Mighty Boosh
piepiepie900 10 months ago
1:08 SILLY MOSES!!!
MegaEvilToaster 10 months ago
brilliant
MicrosoftsourceCode 10 months ago
!@#$ing Youtube/Google. This never showed up in my Subscription inbox so I'm only seeing it now. Perhaps it got bumped by the reoccurring videos I'VE ALREADY WATCHED!!!. It was worth the wait :) Subtly brilliant as always. Excellent animation too!
theslimeylimey 10 months ago
The alien's ACCENT!!! LOOOOOOOL
Byron10301 10 months ago
Probably no more inaccurate than any other "recorded" version. Really nice. Good to see Graham getting out from behind the desk.
Be Well.
distorteddogma 10 months ago
I loved Moses' stick trick.
HenryMonmouth 10 months ago 2
You need to upload more videos more often.. please!!
RhysMert19 10 months ago
sweet jesus you're hilarious. more content, please?
MrRalphSwan 10 months ago
great it so damn real:) i see your point you are right xdddd^^ lol lol lol lol lol
pluvias 10 months ago
Palestine in 1350 BC?? are you serious? at least get the facts straight, it was Canaan at that time....>>"
funny though...
cf182 10 months ago
@cf182 They didn't speak English either. Man, I totally screwed this up.
somegreybloke 10 months ago 275
@somegreybloke they also didn't have colour back then.
BaileysBeads 10 months ago
@somegreybloke Shame on you XDD
cf182 10 months ago
@somegreybloke No! It's a wonderful creative piece in its own right. Beautifully realized. Lovely colour. Moar, please! Clever, the way you dubbed the English.
Wingalaxi 10 months ago
@somegreybloke well its just a joke, if people are so critical about the 'facts' when it comes to comedy, they need to go and watch something else they find amusing yet factual.
Saie 10 months ago
@somegreybloke Yeah, i think their language was Bird-Eye-Lines Speak... and that takes some time to learn.
OUSOONERSFTW 10 months ago
@somegreybloke Yeah, i'm not sure they even had tourists in that time. How could you release such an atrocity to history :P
jks
thefraggenator 10 months ago
@somegreybloke dude you crack me up xD
katsioylas 9 months ago
@somegreybloke At least you got the part with the aliens right.
TomSFox 9 months ago
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@somegreybloke Actually you turned an otherwise funny video into an ideological one. The message being: "oh just look at those Jews, they've been expropriating the rightful occupants of Canaan for over 3000 years. Booooo! Jews Baaaad!" What's next, Jesus as the first Palestinian martyr to be martyred by the Jews? Your bigotry shines through mate...
Judel100 9 months ago
@Judel100 I mentioned the Biblical myth that has been used to justify colonisation of a certain area of land, and the problems that have arisen from that. It's quite a leap from there to "Boooo, all Jews are bad!". Unless, I guess, you're someone who thinks that criticism of Israel = anti-semitism.
somegreybloke 9 months ago 84
@somegreybloke Nice try! The Bible is the book of all Jews - Zionist or not - so by reading the current conflict into it you are making a statement about Jewish belief as a whole. It's true that some Zionists used the Bible to justify the return to the holy land (Rabbi Kook is a notorious example) but the Zionist movement was, by and large, pragmatic, political and secular. Its founder Theodor Herzl was initially in favour of settling in Madagascar - a far cry from Moses don't you think?
Judel100 9 months ago
@Judel100 There's no-one in Madagascar?
1MCOPE 9 months ago
@somegreybloke Woops. I meant Uganda!
Judel100 9 months ago
@somegreybloke Right on!
ncfwhitetigress 9 months ago
@somegreybloke LMAO you 2 argue about Bible, but there is a friking Alien building Pyramids! lol
tomislavlac 5 months ago
@somegreybloke Please do more, this is incredibly funny! xD
CyberNeonChrist 4 months ago
@Judel100 I think that came out of your own mind, mate.
bromleyben2004 9 months ago
@Judel100 Because kicking people out of their homes to make your own country is perfectly fine. Boooooooooo.
ChoosenOneStudios 9 months ago
@Judel100 You're a fucking asshat.
LOL if you don't understand this kind of humour I'd say definitely stay away from the rest of GB's videos!
That is all...
PeachykeenLNG 7 months ago 2
@Judel100 Martydom is the last defence of extremist. then again, jesus did tell everybady to follow him or he will punish them in hell forever. sounds like westboro bathebist church.
gethsoftware 4 months ago
@somegreybloke:It amazes me how people can sit in front of the television all day long & never be concerned with "facts" or "political" / "historic" "correctness" - yet fart wartnuts over a bit of objective satire.
Love this, love you. Keep up the good work!
FearOfaBlackChannel 9 months ago 4
@cf182 and they weren't animated
tERtasdf 10 months ago
@cf182 yeah. and jews where part of those Canaan tribes. but with time the jews ended in skism and started to bechome more and more extremist. worshipers of war god yaweh took control of the goverment, and outlawed the worshipment of other gods of the same pantheon. even the wife of yaweh, ashera was not alowed to be worshiped. jelosy of yawehists reflects in their god, even today. in judaism, there are many messias, but christians claim that their messiah is the only "true" one.
gethsoftware 4 months ago
Great point about Palestine!
IcoVir 10 months ago
Dear Mr. Graham, I know you're busy but when you comeback will you make a cartoon on ''Rebecca Black's Friday'' sir Mr. Graham Murkett @somegreybloke ?
MyTubeVersion3 10 months ago
Come on, Greybloke. More videos from you, please.
effyleven 10 months ago
yep, this is the kind of stuff for which I subscribed to your channel. Brilliant. I couldn't get around how mellow the pharaoh is. Brilliant.
theonlyred4 11 months ago
It's been a while Graham. Mummy's Curse got your tongue?
streamingmadly 11 months ago
hahahahaha well done awesome
pluvias 11 months ago
By far the most hilarious show on YouTube.
The64v 11 months ago
Love it!
DuffClawson 11 months ago
Love it!
DuffClawson 11 months ago
awight pharaow, more pirwimids you wanted was it?
heh
dec20056 11 months ago
brillant ! thanks for your video I like your chest and your belly a lot.....so firm
princesadelaflor 11 months ago
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whatheduck97 11 months ago
HEY! That's an illegal alien!
Gameboygenius 11 months ago
Heh, another fantastic video. Subbed, and about time to.
ADEdge 11 months ago
more knocks against religion
rocksoliddude1 1 year ago
@rocksoliddude1 Religion is the comedy target that just keeps on popping up. When the shooting stall closes I'll stop taking shots.
somegreybloke 1 year ago 81
@somegreybloke you'd do better to mock the politicians
rocksoliddude1 1 year ago
@rocksoliddude1 That is not a really good idea... Being from an other country than the autor, I wouldn't understand the majority of the jokes on politicians but everybody can relate to religion and history... somegreybloke FTW!
SlipknotGreatestFan 11 months ago
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@somegreybloke
"When the shooting stall closes I'll stop taking shots."
Brilliant, good sir, brilliant. I might quote you on that... ;)
ACornyCrayon 1 year ago 2
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Grey13Human 8 months ago
@somegreybloke But don't you know that the Bible has survived every logical attack with flying colors, and that the only objections to it are from filthy sinners from whom nothing honest can be uttered?
ZillaRocks 4 months ago in playlist Some Grey Bloke
@ZillaRocks "But don't you know that the Bible has survived every logical attack with flying colors" - Yeah ok, now go back to your talking snakes and donkeys and let us worry about what constitutes logic!
TheSpankymonkey 4 months ago
@TheSpankymonkey You did, I hope, see the sarcasm in my reply?
ZillaRocks 4 months ago
@ZillaRocks - I didn't. But thanks for giving me the opportunity to say i was wrong. ;-)
TheSpankymonkey 4 months ago
mooooreee!! =))
quoabell 1 year ago
Nice abs Graham :P
Omegian14 1 year ago
Was graham Gordin Brown in a previous life?....they have remarkable similarities
HatersGonnaHate1000 1 year ago
HAHAHA. That last bit wrapped up the entire video for me! Very nice!
Banryu95 1 year ago
Two things: I'm pissed because you didn't personally write and tell me you'd produced another masterpiece. And, two, somebody told me I would grow a penis if I laughed too much. Do you have insurance?
Vasudha8 1 year ago
pharaoh just roxx
bakersfieldmusicnow 1 year ago
I love your work... and have been recommending you to everyone with a sense of satire and sarcasm... you are so good... keep up the awesome work..
imminentlypsychotic 1 year ago
very nice
chrisstbtc 1 year ago
DanielBielak, aasimazam, you need to stop arguing on youtube and go get laid.
LeanneSaysHey 1 year ago
lolololololol. Omg! I love the ending! XD
huyked 1 year ago
This is so unbelievably awesome. All other YT comedy bows down in comparison.
The64v 1 year ago
Looks like your quality level just went up a notch. Lots of possibilities for Graham's past lives. Can't wait for the next one. Keep 'em coming please and thank you for the smiles and occassional outright laughter (high praise from a curmudgeon like me).
InsecureAnimal 1 year ago 10
@InsecureAnimal He has to start making them quicker
acountmadein2009 10 months ago
@acountmadein2009 Or else?
somegreybloke 10 months ago
@somegreybloke I will UNSUSCRIBE!!!!!!
acountmadein2009 10 months ago
@acountmadein2009 OH NOES!
somegreybloke 10 months ago
@somegreybloke OH YEAYS
acountmadein2009 10 months ago
In 1917, during World War I, Britain took, from Germany-allied Turkey, the area of land that was constituted by what is now Jordan, and by what is now Israel, and by what is now called "The West Bank", and by what is now called "The Gaza Strip". In 1919, Emir Faisal ibn Husseini and Haim Weizmann signed the Faisal-Weizmann Agreement to establish one Arab state in, and one Jewish state in, that area of land.
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DanielBielak 1 year ago
In 1920, Britain named that area of land the British Mandate of Palestine. In 1924, Britain created the Arab state of Transjordan in the British Mandate of Palestine, and excluded Transjordan from the terms of the Faisal-Weizmann Agreement, in contravention to the Faisal-Weizmann Agreement. In 1946, Britain granted autonomy to Transjordan and Transjordan was renamed Jordan.
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DanielBielak 1 year ago
In 1948, the then-newly-formed United Nations proposed the creation of one Arab state in, and one Jewish state in, the part of the British Mandate of Palestine that had not become Jordan. The Jewish leaders accepted that proposal. The Arab leaders refused that proposal. In 1948, the United Nations recognized Israel as a country by a majority vote. Britain abstained from that vote.
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DanielBielak 1 year ago
In 1948, several days after the United Nations recognized Israel as a country, the armies of several Muslim Arab states, joined by British soldiers, self-proclaimedly intendedly genocidally attacked Israel. In 1949, the army of Israel defeated those attacking armies of those Muslim Arab states. From 1949 to 1967, Jordan occupied what is now called "The West Bank". From 1949 to 1967, Egypt occupied what is now called "The Gaza Strip".
DanielBielak 1 year ago
shut up about jews guys.
nighthunte29 1 year ago
@thkaal1 wtf are you talking about? anyway...why are you getting so offended...if your an atheist your supposed to have an open mind to everything..yet you guys shut yourselves to other poeples ideas...what a hypocrite...you just made me not like atheist...
BluMonkiSpartan 1 year ago
very good - made me chuckle!
Catandthespoon 1 year ago
Fantastic! Inspiring casting too. Woody Allen rather than Chucky Heston, I'm pretty sure Yahweh (may peas be upon him, he just really likes peas apparently) would approve.
comanchio1976 1 year ago
gorra love de accents!!!
Floraiton 1 year ago
A little known fact: The whole "Moses" myth is mentioned in the Arthurian Legend... with King Arthur in the role of Kind Herod and Mordred in the role of Moses. It's a common myth across many cultures.
EmperorSmith 1 year ago
"palestinians" have only existed the last decades. Before that they called themselves arabs...
tomaselvis 1 year ago
Hehe great!
Yogiphildas 1 year ago
Hey graham are you related to kid's TV personality Polluto on the show Tommy Zoom? He's grey and has yellow teeth...
JSandGMProductions 1 year ago
Thank you Graham
frog2eyes 1 year ago
Love the alein builder at the end. brilliant.
MadameDiableret 1 year ago
I miswrote. What is, in fact, the case is that the name "Palestine" is the English spelling and pronunciation of the word "Falastina" which is the name to which the Romans renamed Judea (Yehoudah) in reference to the Philistines.
DanielBielak 1 year ago
The name "Palestine" was given, by the Romans, to the country of the Jewish people, Judea (Yehoudah), approximately 1,900 years ago, after the Romans commited genocide against the Jewish (Yehoudi) people in Yehoudah approximately 1,900 years ago (over one thousand years after, according to the cultural narrative of the Jewish people, the Jewish people fled from Egypt).
DanielBielak 1 year ago
Judea had been a part of the original country of the Jewish people, Israel (Yisrael), which had diminished into only Yehoudah at the time that the Romans had conquered Judea, approximately 2,000 years ago. The Romans renamed Judea to Palestine in reference to the Greco sea-faring people, the Philistines, who, several hundred years earlier, had attacked and invaded the country of the Jewish people, Israel (Yisrael).
DanielBielak 1 year ago
@DanielBielak BULLSHIT! The Jewish people were the original invaders. They stole the land from the Caananites. And if this is your way of defending what Israel is doing then it is fucking pathetic seeing as 90% of Israeli Jews are WHITE EUROPEAN!
themightyjoseph 1 year ago
@themightyjoseph
Person who believes that the Jewish people are not human beings and do not have the right to have, and to live in, and to govern themselves in, their own country, in the same way that you presumably take for granted that every other national group that you perceive does, I was not defending anything. It's you who are charged.
And: 50 percent of the Jewish population of Israel are members of, and descendants of, the 800,000 to 1,000,000 Jewish refugees from Muslim Arab states.
DanielBielak 1 year ago
@DanielBielak Did I say they wernt human beings? ITS NOT THEIR OWN COUNTRY! THEY STOLE IT FROM THE PALESTINIANS!
Just because Jews suffered in Nazi Germany, it does not give them the right to do the same to Palestinians as what was done to them. It also does not give them the right to carry on stealing land from the people who have been there for 2000 years.
Most Jews today are either Sephardic, Khazari and Ashkanazi. Real Semites are Pashtuns in Afghanistan.
themightyjoseph 1 year ago
@themightyjoseph
You are utterly ignorant of history, and you hate the Jewish people, and you believe, and recite, obscene lies that vilify the Jewish people. It's been done before. Many times. By many people.
Exert your effort doing something more beneficial.
DanielBielak 1 year ago
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themightyjoseph 1 year ago
@DanielBielak WHY THA fuck am i talking to an israeli anyways? Youre just like nazis.
themightyjoseph 1 year ago
@themightyjoseph
The inventor of the murder-and-cannibalism-of-Christian-European-children-libel ("The Blood Libel") that was propagated by Christian European people against the Jewish people for several hundred years was an ethnically Jewish man named Theobald of Cambridge who was a Christian convert who lived in England in the 1100's.
Can someone "used to be English"? The fact that you said that you "used to be a Jew" says everything about you.
DanielBielak 1 year ago
@DanielBielak I have no problem with Jews creating their own state and governing themselves, JUST DON'T FUCKING STEAL ANOTHER PEOPLE'S LAND WHILE DOING IT YOU OBNOXIOUS BASTARDS!
aasimazam 1 year ago
@aasimazam
Jews didn't steal anyone's land. I will not tell the whole, currently 94-year, history of the situation here, but I'll just mention the following events.
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DanielBielak 1 year ago
@DanielBielak you took 4 comments to tell me that the British helped you steal land from the Palestinians! Simple thing is, I hate you! I hate your kind! I hate Israel and I will be glad when it is gone! Israel is a petulant kid that thinks it can get what it wants by kicking and screaming about a made up story called the holocaust. You have Britain in your pocket and America so far up your arse it has no idea where it's going! You will all burn in hell for eternity ... Good Luck with that!
aasimazam 1 year ago
@aasimazam
What you wrote is exactly wrong, and demonstrates the bigotry and hatred that you feel toward the Jewish people, and demonstrates your resultant lack of ability to reason.
DanielBielak 1 year ago
WHAT! Phil Jupitus is the alien! :)
CheekTV 1 year ago
Yeh lol funny
SouthPark836 1 year ago
good move on featuring this!!
kburke13 1 year ago